by Stephen King
“You’re going to snap on us, baby. One of these days it won’t be the wall.”
Nothing Frank said or did could change her mind. It was either a trial separation or divorce, and Frank chose the former. And her prediction had been wrong. He hadn’t snapped. Never would. He was strong. He was a protector.
Which left a fairly important question: What was she trying to prove? What benefit was she getting by putting him through this? Was it some unresolved childhood issue? Was it plain old sadism?
Whatever it was, it was fucking unreal. And fucking senseless. You did not, as an African-American man in the Tri-Counties (or any county in the United States), arrive at the age of thirty-eight without encountering far more than your fair share of senselessness—racism was the epitome of senselessness, after all. He recalled a miner’s kid back in first or second grade, her front teeth fanned out like a poker hand, her hair in pigtails so short they looked like finger stubs. She had pressed a finger against his wrist and observed, “You are the color of rottened, Frank. Like under my poppa’s nails has.”
The girl’s expression had been half-amused, half-impressed, and cataclysmically dumb. Even as a child Frank had recognized that black hole of incurable stupid. It amazed him and left him flabbergasted. Later, when he saw it in other faces, it would come to scare him, and anger him, but he was awestruck then. Stupid like that had its own gravitational field. It pulled at you.
Only Elaine wasn’t dumb. You couldn’t get farther from dumb than Elaine.
Elaine knew what it was like to be followed around a department store by some white kid who didn’t even have a GED, playing like he’s Batman and is going to catch her shoplifting a jar of peanuts. Elaine had been cursed by protestors outside Planned Parenthood, consigned to hell by people who didn’t even know her name.
So what did she want? Why inflict this pain on him?
One nagging possibility: she was right to be worried.
As he went after the green Mercedes, Frank kept seeing Nana moving away from him, kicking her neatly arranged pieces of chalk and tracking through her drawing.
Frank knew he wasn’t perfect, but he also knew that he was basically good. He helped people, he helped animals; he loved his daughter and he would do anything to protect her; and he had never put an abusive hand on his wife. Had he made mistakes? Was the famous wall punch one of them? Frank admitted as much. He would have stated it in a court of law. But he had never hurt anyone who didn’t deserve to be hurt and he was just going to talk to the Mercedes guy, right?
Frank pulled his truck through a fancy wrought iron gate and parked behind the green Mercedes. The front fender on the left side was road-dusty, but the right side was sparkling clean. You could see where the sonofabitch had taken a rag to it.
Frank walked up the slate path connecting the driveway to the door of the big white house. Garden berms planted with sassafras lined the path, and the canopies created a corridor. Birds twittered in the branches above him. At the end of the path, by the foot of the steps, was a young lilac tree in a stone planter, near full bloom. Frank resisted the urge to uproot it. He climbed to the porch. On the face of the solid oak door was a brass knocker in the shape of a caduceus.
He told himself to turn around and drive straight home. Then he grabbed the knocker and banged it over and over against the plate.
7
It took awhile for Garth Flickinger to extricate himself from the couch. “Hold on, hold on,” he said—pointlessly: the door was too thick and his voice too raspy. He had been smoking dope non-stop since he returned home from his visit to Truman Mayweather’s stately pleasure trailer.
If anyone had asked him about the drugs, Garth would have made it a point to impress upon the questioner that he was merely an occasional, recreational user, but this morning had been an exception. An emergency, in fact. It wasn’t every day that you were taking a whiz in your drug dealer’s trailer and World War III broke out on the other side of the flimsy shithouse door. Something had happened—crashing, shooting, screaming—and, in a moment of incomprehensible idiocy, Garth had actually opened the door to check out what was going on. What he saw would be hard to forget. Perhaps impossible. At the far end of the trailer was a black-haired woman, naked from the waist down. She had hoisted up Truman’s Arkansas buddy by his hair and the belt of his jeans, and was pounding him face-first into the wall—whomp! whomp! whomp!
Picture a siege engine, slamming a massive tree against castle gates. The man’s head was awash in blood and his arms were ragdoll-flopping around at his sides.
Meanwhile, there was Truman, slumped on the floor with a bullet hole in his forehead. And the strange woman? Her expression was horrifyingly placid. It was as if she were just going about her business with no particular concern, except that her business was using a man’s head as a battering ram. Garth had gently closed the door, hopped on the toilet lid, and climbed out the window. He had then sprinted for his car and driven home at the speed of light.
The experience had shaken his nerves a bit, and that was not a common occurrence. Garth Flickinger, Board Certified Plastic Surgeon, member in good standing of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, was usually a pretty steady-handed fellow.
He was feeling better now, the rock that he’d smoked had helped with that; but the banging on the door was unwelcome.
Garth navigated his way around the couch and through the living room, crunching through a small sea of fast food boxes on the way.
On the flatscreen, an extremely sexy reporter was being extremely serious about a bunch of comatose old ladies at a nursing home in DC. Her seriousness only enhanced her sexiness. She was an A-cup, Garth thought, but her frame begged for a B.
“Why only women?” the reporter on the flatscreen wondered aloud. “At first we thought just the very elderly and the very young were vulnerable, but now it appears that women across age groups—”
Garth rested his forehead against the door and slapped it. “Stop! Quit it!”
“Open up!”
The voice was deep and pissed off. He tapped some reserve strength and lifted his head to peer through the spyhole. An African-American man stood outside, mid-thirties, broad shoulders, face with terrific bone structure. The man’s beige uniform momentarily caused Garth’s pulse to accelerate—cop!—but then he noticed the patch read ANIMAL CONTROL.
Ah, you are a dogcatcher—a handsome dog of a dogcatcher to be sure, but a dogcatcher nonetheless. No fugitive canines here, sir, so no problem.
Or was there? Hard to be completely sure. Could this fellow be a friend of the half-naked harpy from the trailer? Better to be her friend than her enemy, Garth supposed, but far, far better to avoid her altogether.
“Did she send you?” Garth asked. “I didn’t see anything. Tell her that, okay?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about! I came here on my own! Now open up!” the man yelled again.
“Why?” Garth asked, adding “No way” for good measure.
“Sir! I just want to talk to you.” The dogcatcher had made an effort to lower his voice, but Garth could see him twisting his mouth around, fighting the need—yes, a need—to continue yelling.
“Not right now,” Garth said.
“Someone ran over a cat. The person was driving a green Mercedes. You have a green Mercedes.”
“That’s unfortunate.” Meaning the cat, not the Mercedes. Garth liked cats. He had liked his Flamin’ Groovies tee-shirt, as well, which was balled up on the floor by the stairs. Garth had used it to clean some blood off the fender of his car. Tough times all around. “But I don’t know anything about that, and I’m having a difficult morning, and so you’ll have to leave. Sorry.”
A thud and the door shook in its frame. Garth backed up. The guy had kicked it.
Through the spyhole, Garth could see that the cords on the dogcatcher’s neck were taut. “My kid lives down the hill, you dumbfuck! What if that had been her? What if you drove over my kid instead of
that cat?”
“I’m calling the cops,” Garth said. He hoped he sounded more convincing to the guy than he did to himself.
He retreated to the living room, sank into the couch, and picked up his pipe. The bag of dope was on the coffee table. Glass began to shatter outside. There was a metallic crunch. Was Señor Dogcatcher molesting his Mercedes? Garth didn’t care, not today. (It was insured anyway.) That poor junkie girl. Tiffany was her name and she was so ruined and so sweet. Was she dead? Had the people who’d attacked the trailer (he assumed the strange woman was part of a gang) killed her? He told himself that Tiff, sweet as she was, wasn’t his problem. Better not to fixate on what couldn’t be changed.
The bag was blue plastic so the rocks appeared blue until you removed them. This was probably Tru Mayweather’s half-assed tribute to Breaking Bad. There would be no more tributes from Truman Mayweather, half-assed or otherwise, not after this morning. Garth picked a rock, dropped it in the cup of his pipe. Whatever Señor Dogcatcher was doing to the Mercedes now caused the car alarm to go off: beep, beep, beep.
The television showed footage of a bright hospital room. Two female shapes lay under hospital sheets. Wispy cocoons covered the women’s heads. It looked like they wore beehives that started at their chins. Garth fired up, sucked down a lungful, held it.
Beep, beep, beep.
Garth had a daughter, Cathy. She was eight, hydrocephalic, lived in a facility, a very nice one, near the coast of North Carolina, close enough to catch salt on the breeze. He paid for it all, which he could do. It was better for the girl if her mother looked after the details. Poor Cathy. What had he told himself about the junkie girl? Oh, right: better not to fixate on what couldn’t be changed. Easier said than done. Poor Garth. Poor old ladies with their heads stuck in beehives. Poor cat.
The beautiful reporter was standing on a sidewalk in front of a gathering crowd. Honestly, she was fine with the A-cup. The B was just a thought. Had she had a nose job? Wow, if she had—and Garth wasn’t quite certain, he’d need to see up close—it was a superb one, really natural with a pretty little button tip.
“The CDC has put out a bulletin,” she announced. “ ‘Do not under any circumstances attempt to remove the growth.’ ”
“Call me crazy,” Garth said, “but that just makes me want to.”
Tired of the news, tired of the animal control guy, tired of the car alarm (although he supposed he would shut it off once the animal control guy decided to take his bad temper somewhere else), tired of fixating on what couldn’t be changed, Garth channel surfed until he found an infomercial about building yourself an abdominal six-pack in just six days. He attempted to take down the 800 number, but the only pen he could find didn’t work on the skin of his palm.
CHAPTER 4
1
The total population of McDowell, Bridger, and Dooling counties amounted to roughly seventy-two thousand souls, fifty-five percent male, forty-five percent female. This was down five thousand from the last full US census, officially making the Tri-Counties an “out-migration area.” There were two hospitals, one in McDowell County (“Great gift shop!” read the only post in the comment section of the McDowell Hospital’s website) and a much bigger one in Dooling County, where the largest population—thirty-two thousand—resided. There were a total of ten walk-in clinics in the three counties, plus two dozen so-called “pain clinics” out in the piney woods, where various opioid drugs could be obtained with prescriptions written on the spot. Once, before most of the mines had played out, the Tri-Counties had been known as the Republic of Fingerless Men. These days it had become the Republic of Unemployed Men, but there was a bright side: most of those under fifty had all their fingers, and it had been ten years since anyone had died in a mine cave-in.
On the morning Evie Doe (so recorded by Lila Norcross because her prisoner would give no last name) visited Truman Mayweather’s trailer, most of the fourteen thousand or so females in Dooling County awoke as usual and started their day. Many of them saw the television reports about the spreading contagion that was first called Australian Sleeping Sickness, then the Female Sleeping Flu, and then the Aurora Flu, named for the princess in the Walt Disney retelling of the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale. Few of the Tri-County women who saw the reports were frightened by them; Australia, Hawaii, and Los Angeles were faraway places, after all, and although Michaela Morgan’s report from that old folks’ home in Georgetown was mildly alarming, and Washington, DC, was geographically close—not even a day’s drive—DC was still a city, and for most people in the Tri-Counties, that put it in an entirely different category. Besides, not many people in the area watched NewsAmerica, preferring Good Day Wheeling or Ellen DeGeneres.
The first sign that something might be wrong even out here in God’s country came shortly after eight o’clock AM. It arrived at the doors of St. Theresa’s in the person of Yvette Quinn, who parked her elderly Jeep Cherokee askew at the curb and came charging into the ER with her infant twin girls crooked in her arms. A tiny, cocoon-swaddled face rested against each of her breasts. She was screaming like a fire siren, bringing doctors and nurses running.
“Someone help my babies! They won’t wake up! They won’t wake up for anything!”
Tiffany Jones, much older but similarly swaddled, arrived soon thereafter, and by three o’clock that afternoon, the ER was full. And still they came: fathers and mothers carrying daughters, girls carrying little sisters, uncles carrying nieces, husbands carrying wives. There was no Judge Judy, no Dr. Phil, and no game shows on the waiting room TV that afternoon. Only news, and all of it was about the mysterious sleeping sickness, the one that affected only those with the XX chromosome.
The exact minute, half-minute, or second, when sleeping female Homo sapiens stopped waking up and began to form their coverings was never conclusively determined. Based on the cumulative data, however, scientists were eventually able to narrow the window to a point between 7:37 AM EST and 7:57 AM EST.
“We can only wait for them to wake up,” said George Alderson on NewsAmerica. “And so far, at least, none of them have. Here’s Michaela Morgan with more.”
2
By the time Lila Norcross arrived at the square brick building that housed the Dooling County sheriff’s station on one side and Municipal Affairs on the other, it was all hands on deck. Deputy Reed Barrows was waiting at the curb, ready to babysit Lila’s current prisoner.
“Be good, Evie,” she said, opening the door. “I’ll be right back.”
“Be good, Lila,” Evie said. “I’ll be right here.” She laughed. Blood from her nose was drying to a crack-glaze on her cheeks; more blood, from the gash on her forehead, had stiffened her hair in front, forming a small peacock fan.
As Lila exited the car, making way for Reed to slide in, Evie added, “Triple-double,” and laughed some more.
“Forensics is on the way to that trailer,” Reed said. “Also the ADA and Unit Six.”
“Good,” Lila said, and trotted toward the door of the station.
Triple-double, she thought. Ah, there it was: at least ten points, ten assists, and ten rebounds. And that was what the girl had done last night at the basketball game, the one Lila had come to see.
The girl, she thought of her. Her name was Sheila. It wasn’t the girl’s fault. Sheila’s fault. Her name was the first step toward . . . What? She didn’t know. She just didn’t know.
And Clint. What did Clint want? She knew she shouldn’t care, given the circumstances, but she did. He was a true mystery to her. A familiar image came: her husband, sitting at the kitchen counter, staring out at the elms in the backyard, running his thumb over his knuckles, vaguely grimacing. Long ago she’d stopped asking him if he was all right. Just thinking, he always said, just thinking. But about what? And about whom? These were obvious questions, weren’t they?
Lila couldn’t believe how tired she felt, how weak, as if she had dribbled out of her uniform and all over her shoes in the twenty or so paces betw
een the cruiser and the steps. It suddenly seemed as though everything was open to question, and if Clint wasn’t Clint, then who was she? Who was anybody?
She needed to focus. Two men were dead and the woman who had probably killed them was in the back of Lila’s cruiser, higher than a kite. Lila could be tired and weak, but not now.
Oscar Silver and Barry Holden were standing in the main office. “Gentlemen,” she said.
“Sheriff,” they said, almost in unison.
Judge Silver was older than God and shaky on his pins, but suffered from no shortage in the brains department. Barry Holden eked out a living for himself and his tribe of female dependents (one wife, four daughters) writing wills and contracts, and negotiating insurance settlements (mostly with that notorious dragon Drew T. Barry of Drew T. Barry Indemnity). Holden was also one of the half a dozen Tri-County lawyers who served as public defenders on a rotating basis. He was a good guy, and it didn’t take long for Lila to explain what she wanted. He was agreeable, but needed a retainer. He said a dollar would do.
“Linny, do you have a dollar?” Lila asked her dispatcher. “It might look funny if I hired representation for a woman I’ve arrested on two counts of capital murder.”
Linny handed Barry a dollar. He put it in his pocket, turned to Judge Silver, and spoke in his best courtroom voice. “Having been retained by Linnette Mars on behalf of the prisoner Sheriff Norcross has just taken into custody, I request and petition that . . . what’s her name, Lila?”
“Evie, no last yet. Call her Evie Doe.”
“That Evie Doe be remanded to the custody of Dr. Clinton Norcross for psychiatric examination, said examination to take place at Dooling Correctional Facility for Women.”
“So ordered,” Judge Silver said smartly.
“Um, what about the district attorney?” Linny asked from her desk. “Doesn’t Janker get a say?”