by Henry Green
'E's puttin'
'is shirt on,' was all Miss Burch said, shocked into dropping her aitches. Then she added as though truly brokenhearted, 'Come on away my girl. Let 'im get off h'out.'
Edith made no move, stayed gazing at her.
'Come will you,' Miss Burch repeated gentle, 'this is no place for us my dear,' she said drawing a hand across her mouth.
At that Edith took to her heels and ran. She ran. She went straight up the back stairs. And along their passage into the deep room she shared with Kate. This girl was doing her hair before she went down to breakfast. She was at variance with Edith yet, which may have been why she did not turn round at first. But Edith's panting made her look.
'Why whatever…?' she began.
'There 'e was,' Edith broke out between gasps, 'I seen the hair of 'is 'ead, large as life, you could 'a' knocked me down with. a leaf,' she said.
The what?' cried Kate arrested.
'A man,' Edith said.
'A I. R. A. man?' Kate asked, voice rising.
'The Captain,' Edith replied calmer, put a hand to her throat and swallowed. With obviously a great leap of her mind Kate got there.
Tn your young lady's bed. Oh goody,' she shouted, at which both began to giggle helpless. 'Large as life,' one said, the other repeated, then the two of them giggled again. Tn her bed,' one said, the other echoed, and both shouted with laughter. 'All night?' shrieked Kate, and it seemed she forgot she had been at odds with Edith about Charley Raunce. 'All night,' Edith screamed back. Holding their sides they crowed with laughter.
'And 've you told old Mother Burch?' Kate asked when both were quieter.
'She seen him too,' Edith answered, as she dabbed the heel of her right hand at her eyes where these had been running.
'She did?' Kate echoed.
'She went in,' Edith called out with a high yell then fell back on the eiderdown and howled she laughed so much, faintly kicking with her legs.
Kate began to gasp as if she could not get enough air to speak.
'She went in?' she asked.
'And d'you know – what she said?' Edith said choking.
'What's that?'
'When she come out,' Edith went on by fits and starts, 'oh you'll never guess – no love you couid never – oh I shall die – Katie it hurts my side – d'you know what she said?' – and by this time Kate as she stood in front of her was doubled up hands on knees in such shrieks that she was dribbling – 'she said' – and Edith fought to get the words out – 'oh she said why 'e's puttin'
'is shirt on.' At this Kate collapsed, fell back. Both girls howled. Between screeches Kate managed to get out, 'Take care I'll wet myself.' Edith calmed at once.
'Hush dear someone'll hear.'
'Just puttin'
'is shirt on,' Kate quoted sobering.
'That's what she said,' Edith answered.
'Well Edie I'd've given a week's wages to be there I would really. What did you do?' And at this Edith went into a long description of each thought she had and every step she took after so gently knocking on that bedroom.
'But then who was it dear?' Kate asked at last.
'Oh I never saw his face only the top of his head like I told you where he was going thin. It was the Captain make no mistake.'
They giggled a bit more at this then Kate wanted to know if she had not asked old Aggie Burch.
'Hush Kate she'll hear,' Edith said, 'but if you'd seen her face you could never've questioned her.'
'Look I'll just sluice some cold water over me and then I'll get down to the 'all,' Kate answered. 'I wouldn't miss the look she'll be wearin' for nothing in the world, not for a 'ug from an old ugly bastard of a tinker even,' she said.
'An old ugly what? Why Kate Armstrong whatever are you saying?'
'Forget it dearie. There,' she said throwing her towel down, 'I'm off.' And Edith had to rush so as not to be left out below. But where Kate made straight to the servants' hall Edith struck right-handed for the pantry. She was in luck, Raunce was there yet. The moment she saw him she seemed overjoyed. With for her an altogether extraordinary animation she fairly danced up. He stood as though embarrassed, fumbling his nose, squinting.
'Why Charley,' she laughed, 'what d'you know?'
'Yes,' he said solemn.
'Well then isn't this a knock out?' she asked. 'An' it happened to me,' she added. 'After all these years.'
'Now steady on lass there's my lad Bert to consider.'
'Bert?' she asked. 'Why 'e's getting our breakfast or should be at this hour. Why what about him?'
'That lad ain't of an age yet,' Mr Raunce replied but he spoke as though in apology. She quietened down, stopped rocking backwards and forwards and ceased almost pushing her flushed face into his.
'Well aren't you glad?' she went on after a minute, 'for me I mean,' she mocked.
'I can't make you out at all,' he answered.
'Why there's all those stories you've had, openin' this door and seeing that when you were in a place in Dorset and lookin' through the bathroom window down in Wales an' suchlike oh I've heard you or Kate has and now it's come to me. Right a'bed they was next to one another. Stuff that in your old smelly pipe and smoke it.' She began once more to force her body on his notice, getting right up to him then away again, as though pretending to dance. Then she turned herself completely round in front of his very eyes. He seemed ill at ease.
'But how would you know it was me?' she asked suddenly stopping.
'Miss Burch,' he replied. 'It come as a big surprise. I didn't guess she'd have the sense of right and wrong to acquaint me. But I shouldn't pay attention to this mess up if I was you.'
'What d'you mean pay no attention?' she asked and she spoke angry.
'What they see fit to do is no concern of our own,' he said still watching her as if ashamed and surprisingly he yawned.
'You mean you're going to make nothing of it just because I found 'em? The Captain in Mrs Jack's bed?' She blushed, with anger perhaps. 'You're going to try and take that from me?' Take it from you how's that?' he asked.
'Take it away from me,' she repeated and her eyes filled beautifully with tears.
'Honey,' he said calling her this for the first time, 'you don't want to go and talk, see, or you'll likely lose your place?'
'Lose my place?' she echoed, 'I should worry in this lousy hole.'
'Without a reference,' he added, 'you mark what I say.'
'I should worry,' she repeated and for the moment looked as if she might burst out crying. He put on a grin. He looked appealing and upset.
'What they do is no concern of us,' he said again. 'And there's the National bloody Service Officer waitin' for you over on the other side.'
'Don't you swear at me of all people,' she answered. Turning on her heel she actually ran out in the direction of the servants' hall.
Breakfast that morning took place at first in utter silence. Even Kate looked down her nose. Raunce fidgeted and often glanced quickly at Edith who was hurried in everything she did. But as for Miss Burch she could not eat anything at all hardly. Her hand shook so she spilled the tea from out her cup. Only Paddy behaved as usual, concentrated on his food.
Before this meal was done Miss Burch hastened out by the scullery door. She passed through to the kitchen. But Mrs Welch sat adamant with little Albert and barely looked round to return Agatha's dark good morning. So Miss Burch went off to her room to be alone. Meantime Charley spoke up in the hall. There's someone got to take the breakfast tray,' he said.
'Oh I couldn't,' Edith said at once, 'I'd spill it on that bed.' It was for her to answer because it was her duty each morning.
There'll need be two trays,' Kate put in sly.
There will not,' Raunce replied his eyes on Bert, 'the other party left the Castle first thing by pedal bicycle,' he said.
The Captain?' Bert asked, 'I seen 'im as I was doin' the brass.' It was probably instinct made the lad continue as he did. 'What room did he occupy then?' he enqu
ired.
'Ah you may well ask boy,' Raunce answered solemn. At that Edith broke out with, 'I'm surprised at you Mr Raunce I am really, that you should make a mystery out of nothing.' She seemed furious and Kate watched avidly. 'Listen Bert,' Edith went on, 'the Captain 'e spent the night in my lady's bed next 'er, an' she was nude I saw, only they overslept the two of them as I know from when I went to open the room in the morning. And don't you let anyone tell you different because it was me found it and called Aggie Burch so there.'
'I'll bet they overslept,' Kate announced while Raunce's lad gaped at Edith. Raunce could not let this pass.
'That's enough thank you my gel,' he said, 'I'll thank you…' he was going on when a great braying laugh started out of the lamp-man. It swelled. It filled the room. Raunce said, 'Look what you've done,' and in his turn began to laugh. Kate joined in. So at last did Edith. These two girls did not giggle this time, they both deeply laughed. Only Bert was left as if embarrassed, twisting a fork over and over on the table.
'Why?' Raunce threw out at the first pause and in Nanny Swift's falsetto. 'All night? And in the same bed as well? Oh dear.'
'And I hope she enjoyed it there,' Kate pronounced, become serious.
'Now Kate!' Edith said starting to blush. Raunce watched.
'I got nothing against 'er,' Kate went on. 'She's all right she is.; Because it's not natural for a married woman with 'er 'usband away i' at the war. Not that Mr Jack ever was…' but at this Raunce interrupted loud.
'Now then,' he said, 'what d'you know about bein' a married woman?'
'Not that 'e ever was much to go on with,' Kate finished dogged.
'You can say what you please,' Edith replied scarlet and they could all see that she was truly angry still. 'But 'e tried to get me in a dark corner one morning just the same,' she said.
'E didn't,' Raunce broke out.
'Oh there's no call for you to fash yourself Mr Raunce, there was I no harm done nor offence taken if you're so keen to learn.'
'I'm sure it's no concern of mine,' he said and seemed on tenterhooks.
'Now you mention it I wouldn't say he'd never made a grab at me,' Kate brought out in a small voice. With great calmness Raunce commented, 'You surprise me.'
'You don't like to say he'd never but you never have said he did,' Edith cried and seemed to accuse.
'O. K. dear O. K. I know you found Mrs Jack and the Captain.'
'Of course I found 'em,' Edith remarked subsiding.
'Well now who's going to take her tray?' Raunce asked. Tell you what, I will.'
'But that would give 'er the idea you thought the Captain was up there yet,' Edith objected.
'Go on then I'll take the old tray,' Kate offered.
'Then she'll think I'm on to what she was doing last night,' said Edith.
'Well so she must if you did discover 'em.'
'All right dear I needs must then even if I should drop it,' Edith announced as she got up from table. She stood there and looked full at Raunce.
'It's not the job for a man, not this morning,' she said to him and went out.
'What d'you make of that Paddy?' Kate enquired but Raunce told her to shut her mouth with such sudden violence that she dropped her gimlet eyes. Then he went out to get the tray ready for Edith.
So it was left to Edith to carry up that breakfast which she did as though nothing had occurred. She found the mistress sitting in bed wearing her best nightdress and bedjacket. She did not look at Edith but said at once, collected, 'I'm going over to England by the night boat. Would you tell Raunce to get on the phone and reserve a cabin if he can? And ask the Nanny if she would come along to see me now?'
To-day Madam?'
'Yes to-night I think. Not the day after to-morrow any longer. I've changed my plans.'
'Very good Madam.'
As Edith came into the passage outside and shut the door she found Miss Burch waiting white-lipped. This woman asked almost under her breath, 'Were you all right dear?'
'I was O. K.,' Edith whispered back. And then. 'She's leavin' tonight instead.'
'With him d'you wonder?'
'Oh no,' Edith replied serious, 'it stands out a mile she can't bring herself to face me. That's why.'
There was nothing between the Captain and you was there my girl?'
'Are you crazy?' Edith broke out loud. Hearing this from inside the room Mrs Jack cowered, put a trembling hand over her lips, and pushed the tray to one side. 'Can you beat that?' Edith asked violent.
'Hush dear,' Miss Burch whispered. 'Very well then. We'll never mention what you saw again. You see I trust you. Never, you understand me?'
'Yes Miss Burch,' Edith replied. From her tone she was calming down. But as she went off to find the nanny she said to herself over and over, 'now would you believe it?' By the time she had got to the nursery she was repeating way down her throat, 'that's how they are at their age, they go funny.' And she gave Miss Swift the message as though to an enemy.
This very moment?' this woman asked frantic.
That's what she said.'
'Of all the times? And in the morning too? Then you'll oblige me by watching ' em till I'm back or they'll go dropping each other out to their deaths.'
While the nanny patted her hair, wiped her face with a handkerchief and then, after hesitating, was gone, Edith stood slack at one of the high windows and did not seem to see those bluebells already coming up between wind-stunted beeches which grew out of the Grove onto that part of the lawn till their tops were level with her eyes. Also there was a rainbow from the sun on a shower blowing in from the sea but you could safely say she took no notice. Nor paid heed to the shrieks next door of two little girls at a game.
Miss Swift had been Mrs Jack's nanny when this lady was a tiny tot so she addressed her as Miss Violet. When told of the journey which had been put forward Miss Swift did not beat about the bush. She said roundly there was one thing poor old nanny felt to the heart and that was forgetfulness. For this day was to have been her afternoon out. If Miss Violet was going who was there left to look after the children when nobody cared? Or would silly old nanny have to go to the wall?
'How could you when I'm not feeling well?' was Mrs Jack's answer, delivered in a little girl's whining voice and she added, 'Edith can look after them perfectly.'
Then who's to pack for you? Not me with my back Miss Violet.'
'I'd never thought. But if I asked Agatha nicely?'
'You're pale Miss Violet, you want a pill,' was Miss Swift's answer.
'Want a pill?' and the young woman spoke sharp now as if to ask what was behind this.
'When you're that colour it means you're constipated. Even if you don't know I should who cared for you from the start. Right pale. You lie there. I won't be a minute.'
Mrs Jack possibly knew better than to argue. 'Tell Agatha I want her then,' was all she said.
Miss Swift came across Miss Burch at once. Agatha might almost have been said to be on guard in that Long Passage.
'She wants you in there,' Miss Swift told her barely civil.
'Me?' Miss Burch enquired, 'what for?'
'I couldn't say,' Miss Swift replied, 'I don't meddle in other's business.'
'Well I'm not going,' Miss Burch announced. 'Not again. Wild horses couldn't.'
'What's come over you?' Miss Swift asked coming to a halt some distance up the passage. 'First I get impertinence from one of your girls which I don't pay attention to because I know how it is at their age always worriting over men and now you cast Miss Violet in my face. What's this?'
'I don't mind what you tell her you can please yourself but I'm not going in,' and Miss Burch added under her breath, 'And I could tell you something about your lily would make you say poor me but I won't.'
That's nice I must say,' Miss Swift in her innocence replied. 'You draw your monthly wage yet you're gettin' like your girls, you want this and that besides."
'You can leave my girls out of your conversation thanking you
Miss Swift. They have more to put up with than you'll ever learn I hope.'
'Now you're being nothing but ridiculous. Poor nanny,' Miss Swift added and her face seemed to wrinkle as though about to cast a skin.
'No thank you,' Miss Burch said inconsequent and turned her back.
The nanny appeared to take hold of herself. She started on her way once more. 'I don't know I'm sure,' she said over her shoulder, making off to the medicine cupboard. She left Miss Burch outside that bedroom door but when she was back with a glass of water and a flat box in her hands, she found Miss Burch inside saying, 'yes Madam, no Madam,' at the side of the bed after all, plainly ill at ease yet taking instructions about what and about what not to pack.
But Agatha did not seem able to keep her eyes from those other pillows on Mrs Jack's double bed. These had been well beaten and the clothes were pulled up smooth over where that man's body must have lain yet she stared on and off. It must have been she could not help herself. Until the young lady told her to go as soon as she had so to speak been reinforced by Miss Swift's return. And Agatha left with a stiff back. Once she was gone, 'Now take a sip and swallow it right down,' the nanny said as she bustled. Then added, 'It's liver that's what it is dear. They won't trouble to give themselves a walk to loosen the bowels. They get fat on your food and cups of tea and with leaning on their brooms.'
'Who do?' Mrs Jack asked. She was probably unsure of everything and everyone.
'Why those that's paid to keep the Castle fit for us to live in,' the nanny replied.
'Oh I'm tired. Your little girl's not slept well,' Mrs Jack broke out.
'Now isn't that a shame? You just lie back and let that pill do its duty. I'll tell your angels you'll be wanting them around midday. You go on as your old nanny says and you'll have clear cheeks for the young man.'
On this she left. The lady fell back as though exhausted. But her breakfast tray was bare. She must have found strength in between to eat it all.
'Well I've got to take those little draggers out this afternoon,' Edith announced at dinner the same day. 'It's not fair I tell you.'
'Hey?' Raunce asked at his most serious, 'and you who has always made a point they were your favourites?'