Murder Out of Turn
A Mr. and Mrs. North Mystery
Frances and Richard Lockridge
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With the exception of Pete, the characters in this novel are fictional and have no counterparts in life. Pete is real; the authors work for his keep.
CONTENTS
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
1 3:15 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.
2 4:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.
3 6:30 p.m. to Sunday, 1:25 a.m.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10
4 1:23 a.m. to 3:00 a.m.
5 8:15 a.m. to 11:00 a.m.
6 11:00 a.m. to 11:45 a.m.
7 11:45 a.m. to 1:10 p.m.
8 1:10 p.m. to 2:20 p.m.
9 2:20 p.m. to 3:15 p.m.
10 3:15 p.m. to 10:05 p.m.
11 10:05 p.m. to Monday, 1:15 a.m.
MONDAY
12 9:00 a.m. to 11:40 a.m.
13 11:40 a.m. to 1:10 p.m.
14 1:10 p.m. to 4:45 p.m.
15 4:45 p.m. to 7:10 p.m.
16 7:10 p.m. to 8:43 p.m.
17 8:43 p.m. to 8:54 p.m.
18 8:51 p.m. to 9:22 p.m.
19 10:00 p.m. to Midnight
About the Authors
1
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9:
3:15 P.M. TO 4 P.M.
William Weigand took a hurried look at the sketch map, decided to chance it, and swung left off Route 22 on a narrow macadam road. He drove a few hundred yards and pulled the Buick to the side of the road. He stared at the map and admitted to himself that it had him. Just here, where Mrs. Gerald North had drawn a little wiggly line, there ought to be a side road. But there wasn’t any side road. There was only a small and rather pointless brook, which approached the road half-heartedly from the right, dived under it and emerged, not perceptibly refreshed, on the other side.
“Of course,” Weigand said to himself, “she could have drawn the brook. Though God knows why. She didn’t draw the Croton River.”
He back-tracked on the map. Through Brewster on Route 22; that was right, so far. Turn left seven miles out, pass a little wiggly road that might be a brook, bear right at one fork—if it was a fork—and left at another around something marked “White church” and then come to Ireland. That was what it said at the terminus—“Ireland.” Mrs. North’s maps were as unexpected as Mrs. North, Weigand thought, putting the car back in gear. As one might expect, he thought, leaving the little brook, which might be a road, behind and parting company finally with the assurance which came from the black and white signs which had told him that he was, as he should be, on “N. Y. 22.”
There was a fork, which encouraged him, and he bore right. Then there was another, but no church, of any color. Weigand stopped in the middle of the fork and looked around. No church. He sighed and got out and walked back down the road a few yards until he could peer through some low-growing trees on the left. There was something white through the trees, and Weigand climbed halfway up the bank. It was a church, sure enough—not visible from the road, only vaguely white, if you came to that, but certainly a church. Weigand shook his head over Mrs. North, who had risen superior to foliage. He went back to the car and bore left. The road wound and twisted, it went suddenly uphill and even more suddenly down and then it was blocked by a herd of cows. Weigand ground along behind the cows while a small boy nudged them to the side and two farm dogs frightened them back again. Finally he got past and the cows looked at him, mournfully solemn.
He ought to be nearly to “Ireland” now, he thought, as the road turned again on top of a hill. There was a fork which Mrs. North had forgotten, but Weigand, feeling that it was the right fork’s turn, took it. He slid cautiously downhill and there, suddenly, was Ireland—“Frank Ireland’s Log Cabin. Open All Year.” Weigand pulled up and went in to ask about the Norths. Mr. Ireland, a stocky, hoarse man, walked to the door so that he could spit tobacco, beckoned Weigand to follow him and gesticulated by the gas pumps. Weigand should turn left, go about three hundred yards, and find a driveway through the wall on the right. That would be the Norths.
“Pam and Jerry,” Mr. Ireland said, unexpectedly. “Tell them I’ve got cream if they want it.” He looked at Weigand. “Great people for cream,” he said. It seemed to be a joke. Anyway, Mr. Ireland laughed.
“Thanks,” said Weigand. “I’ll tell them.”
He turned left, drove about a quarter of a mile, and found a gap in the stone wall on the right. He turned in. The Norths’ car was pulled halfway up a slope to one side. It was not the car they had that spring, but it was their car, as the license plates told him. He reflected that he was probably the only person in the world who could tell offhand what the Norths’ license number was, since neither of the Norths could, and pulled up beside it. Nobody came out of the cabin a little farther up the slope for a moment, and then a large black cat came out.
“Hello, Pete,” Weigand said. “How’s tricks? How’s mice?”
Pete looked at Weigand and came to investigate. He smelled Weigand’s shoes and rolled over to be tickled on the belly. Weigand tickled him. Pete scratched playfully, drawing blood. He was, Weigand saw, the same Pete. Weigand left Pete, who spoke indignantly about it, and walked up to the cabin, saying, “Hello!” Nothing happened. He walked around it and found that the land sloped down toward a lake and that near the lake there were two tennis courts and a good many people. That would be Lone Lake; that would be the tournament, which the Norths had assured him he had missed by not coming the weekend before. The tournament, evidently, had waited. He walked down.
There were perhaps twenty people, mostly in tennis shorts or slacks, sitting in canvas chairs along one side, and there were others sitting in linesmen’s chairs. Then Weigand heard a familiar voice.
“Damn,” said Mrs. North. “Oh, damn!”
A ball rose from Mrs. North’s racket on the far side of the court, cleared the backstop and subsided near Weigand. He picked it up and threw it back and both Norths waved their rackets at him.
“Hey,” said Mr. North. He said it darkly, as from deep gloom. Weigand raised a hand and went on to a vacant chair. The Norths were playing together and evidently not doing too well.
There was a young woman he had never seen before in the chair next Weigand’s.
“Shh!” she said. “Finals. Mixed doubles.”
“Right,” said Weigand. He watched Mr. North serve, hard to the opposing man. It was a fault. The second was good and went back hard to Mr. North’s backhand. It returned, hard, into the net.
“Game,” said the umpire, and puzzled over his score-sheet. “The games are five-three, Miss Corbin and Mr. Saunders lead.”
Miss Corbin was a slight, dark-eyed girl in shining white tennis shirt and shorts. Her face was clear-etched, in a fashion to make anyone feel, when he looked at her, that his eyes were sharper than he had thought them. Mr. Saunders was a large, blond man in slacks and shirt and bright red sunburn. He went to the net and Miss Corbin served.
“They’ve each got a set,” the girl next Weigand said. “Isn’t it exciting?”
Weigand said it was.
“Jerry and Pam looked like taking it,” the girl said, “but then Jean and Hardie got going. They’ve been amazing, the way they played together. They, of all people.”
Weigand said he saw. Miss Corbin, who might be either Hardie or Jean, served spitefully to Mrs. North’s backhand. Mrs. North lobbed it over Saunders. Miss Corbin covered, but her return arched lazily at the net. Mr. North, coming in, smashed it away and looked pleased. But he snarled angrily when his own return of service went unmolested down the alley and, still unmolested, over the base-line by a yard. Mr. North returned to position, shaking his head angrily. Mrs. North
’s cross-court on the next service caught the netcord, hung a moment and fell on the Norths’ side. Mr. North shook his head darkly, as if he had expected it.
“Come on, Jerry,” Mrs. North said. “We can take them.”
Mr. North looked at her, and his profile was disconsolate. He cross-courted in turn, off the forehand, and missed the side-line by inches—out. He banged his racket on the ground and himself on the forehead, with an open hand.
“Forty-fifteen,” the umpire said, formally. “Match point,” he added, out of sheer excitement. Mr. North glared at him.
Mrs. North won her point with a forehand down the alley.
“Forty-thirty,” the umpire said, tensely.
Miss Corbin served with a sudden change of pace. Mr. North jumped in, barely caught it and everybody watched while it went off at an impossible angle, landed just over the net, and, under the impetus of an obviously unintended slice, bounced back into the Norths’ court.
“Oh,” said the girl beside Weigand. “Oh. Oh!” Everybody else said “Oh” except the umpire, who said “Deuce.”
Miss Corbin rapped her racket angrily on the ground and said something to Mr. Saunders. Weigand didn’t hear what it was, but it didn’t sound pleasant. He saw Saunders flush a little under the sunburn.
“Keep your service deep, why don’t you?” he said. “And come in!”
Miss Corbin served a fault and served again. Mrs. North let it go by, inches beyond the service line. Nobody said anything. The Norths looked at the linesman, who looked back blandly.
“Advantage Miss Corbin,” the umpire said.
She served to Mr. North, who chopped back to her. She returned to Mrs. North, who drove for a tiny opening between her opponents, and found it. Miss Corbin and Mr. Saunders glared at each other. They were irritated, strained. It seemed to Weigand, watching them, that their irritation might have a background beyond the evident cause. But you couldn’t tell. He watched Mr. North suddenly beam and go over to pat his wife on the shoulder. Miss Corbin served, set up another floater off Mrs. North’s drive, and North killed it. Advantage out. She served again and Mr. North, suddenly revived, drove hard to her alley. Her backhand went into the net and she threw her racket down angrily. Then she picked it up and went ahead of her partner around the net as they changed courts. Her face was set and angry.
The Norths tied it at five-all on Mrs. North’s service and then broke through Saunders—thanks in part to a missed volley by Miss Corbin, at which Saunders stared coldly. The Norths looked at their adversaries curiously and everybody sitting along the court seemed subdued and a little nervous. The final game was a rout, the Norths winning at love. There was a strange moment after the last point when a situation seemed to be stretching in the air; then Miss Corbin suddenly smiled and ran forward to the net to shake Mrs. North’s hand. Then everybody shook hands and Miss Corbin and Saunders shook hands and it was only the end of a “bunny” tournament match.
The four came off court together and the Norths descended on Weigand joyfully.
“Bill!” Mrs. North said. “We won! Did you see? We won!”
Weigand looked down at her affectionately and said it was nice going. He shook hands with Mr. North, who said, “Hiya, Bill, was I awful!” Mrs. North said he must meet people and darted off toward her late opponents. A dark, active young man had an arm around Miss Corbin’s shoulders and was saying, “You were going great, Jean.” He spoke like a Southerner, Weigand thought. He congratulated Pam North when she came up, and a pale-haired young woman with a face which was suddenly bitter turned away from where she had been standing near Jean Corbin and the young Southerner. Then Jean Corbin, Saunders, the dark young man and Mrs. North turned back to North and Weigand, and came toward them. Mrs. North introduced.
“Jean,” she said, “this is Bill Weigand. Jean Corbin. Hardie Saunders. John Blair. He’s from Georgia. And—Bram, come here. Bram Van Horst. He owns us all.” Bram Van Horst was a tall, very blond man in his middle forties, with hair receding from a domed head. He laughed at Pam’s explanation of him, but did not amplify. Pam collected more.
It was a haze of people, too rapidly moving and confused even for Weigand’s trained habits of identification. There was James Harlan Abel, who was Dr. Abel to Pam, and his wife, who was Evelyn. There was Thelma Smith—she was the pale-haired girl, who still looked bitter, but less bitter than she had. There was Helen Wilson, who was the girl who had given Weigand the score. There was a man named something Kennedy and a girl named Dorian something. Weigand’s confusion lightened a little when Dorian entered it; she was a girl who moved with an arresting certainty of balance such as Weigand had seen only once or twice before—in a boxer, once, and again in a tennis player to whom, years before, Weigand had lost in the second round of a rather good tournament. The place was thick with people—a couple named Askew floated into and out of the group; a middle-aged man named Hanscomb arrived, inquired how Weigand did and vanished.
Then there was a tall, rangy man with a crooked smile and a familiar red head and beside him a slender, black-haired young woman in dark red slacks and a soft white shirt. She had a heart-shaped face and a diverting expression of impertinence.
“You know the Fullers,” Pam North said. “Jane. Ben. Here’s a friend of yours.”
The Fullers looked at him, smiled, and looked at each other.
“Do we know him, kid?” Ben Fuller inquired. “Do we know guys like him?”
Jane Fuller thought, puckering her face.
“Maybe a little,” she said. “Maybe we know him just a little.”
They turned to Weigand.
“We think we know you a little,” Fuller said. “How are you, fellow?”
“Fine,” Weigand said. “On vacation, as it happens. If that’s all right with you, Fuller?”
He grinned as he said it, and Fuller grinned back. They shook hands and Jane smiled at him. Then she whistled, lightly, a few bars from Gilbert and Sullivan. Weigand grinned at her, and said that just now there wasn’t any to be done.
“Not for ten days, anyhow,” he said. “Vacation. So don’t start anything.”
Then there were more people, drifting in, drifting away. Pam began what was evidently a move to corral.
“Drinks with us,” she said. “Wait here.”
Weigand, North and the Fullers waited in a small, expectant group while Mrs. North tapped guests. She tapped Helen Wilson and Helen brought the girl named Dorian, who still moved with that odd and challenging perfection of balance, to join the knot of the chosen. She tapped, in succession, Jean Corbin, who shook her head and smiled and said something, and Hardie Saunders, who nodded his head and smiled but did not join Mrs. North as she returned.
“Jean’s going to Bram’s,” Mrs. North said. “And Hardie’s got a stew, but he’ll be along later.”
She noticed a reeling expression on Weigand’s face and smiled at him helpfully.
“A stew to put on,” she said. “He and Johnny Blair share a cabin and Hardie cooks.”
Weigand nodded, consoled. Mrs. North led them toward the cabin.
“Look,” her husband said, apparently to the company at large. “I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m going to take a shower.”
“It’s September!” Mrs. North said in a shocked tone. “I was thinking of a fire.”
Mr. North said there could be a fire afterward, but it was warm, even if September, and he was showering.
“Anybody who wants—” he said. “You, Bill?”
Weigand was a little puzzled, but he said, “Right,” because he supposed it would be. Mrs. North looked at them and shook her head.
“You always fix it,” she said, “so that somebody else makes the drinks.” She paused and looked at her assembly, moving idly up the slope to the cabin. “Ben can,” she decided. “But we’ll save you the fire.”
And then the group scattered on the Norths’ lawn and Pete met them and spoke urgently of the icebox, and the Norths moved Weigand and
luggage into a room. It was a simple, rectangular cabin, with a spreading central living-room. There was a fireplace at one end and French doors opening on a terrace at the other. Three corner rooms were bedrooms, big enough for beds and chests of drawers; the fourth was the kitchen, big enough for stove and icebox and a clamoring cat, which was trying to get into the box.
“Liver,” Mrs. North said. “He always does.”
Weigand put on trunks as he was told and got a towel. Pete produced excited sounds indicating the arrival of liver; Ben Fuller moved toward the icebox and the liquor supply; Mr. North said “Tom Collinses, huh?” to Weigand and when Weigand nodded shouted “Two Toms” to Fuller. Then Weigand and North were going back the way they had come, past the tennis courts, and on along a path through reddening sumach, with the lake darting sunlight from the right.
“Well—” said Weigand.
“Isn’t it?” North said. “But you’ll get used to it. Do you mind cold showers?”
“Well—” said Weigand.
“Yes,” North said. “I see what you mean. But it’s swell afterward.”
The path curved toward the lake through trees and came suddenly on a brook, crossed by a narrow bridge.
“Hello the shower?” Mr. North yelled, suddenly.
“Hello,” said what was apparently the shower, in a feminine voice. “Just coming out.”
They crossed the bridge and hesitated and after a moment Jean Corbin came out, in fresh white slacks and yellow shirt and with damp hair. She said “brrr!
“It’s getting to be more than I can take,” she said. “I freeze.” She turned along another path away from them and called back, “See you at the Fullers’.”
North led Weigand to the shower. It was a pipe extending from the top of the bank over the brook with a shower nozzle giving freely at the end.
“Right from a spring,” Mr. North said, cheerfully, and climbed out of his trunks. Weigand watched him, and shivered. Mr. North went under and seemed to contract. “Wow!” said Mr. North. He soaped, gyrated, and emerged. “Feels swell,” he said, chattering. Weigand wished himself elsewhere; or Mr. North elsewhere, taking any compulsion to manliness with him. But he braced himself and went under. When he could say anything he said “Jesus!” and it was more prayer than blasphemy. But it felt fine afterward.
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