by JM Coombs
"So, you want to be a hero?" Elizabeth marched easily next to him, near enough to talk, but far enough away to maintain some kind of Elizabeth enforced neutral buffer zone. "Why?"
Richard stepped on a pebble and felt the pressure through his boot. His legs throbbed and his lungs took in great gulps of fresh mountain air. "If Prudence wants there to be heroes again there has to be a reason. Societies always have problems and we're about to try something that hasn't been tried since before our gods came to Earth — A world of almost only mages. I figure that being a hero might be a good way to help sort those problems out."
"What problems?"
Richard tapped his nose. "No idea yet, but I'm sure we'll find some. Besides, being a hero is a good excuse to explore, and that's what I'm really interested in."
Elizabeth's face reflected sudden understanding. "Oh, I get it. So, you're really an explorer who plans to do heroic things if it seems needed."
Richard nodded. "Got it in one."
Elizabeth frowned. "But that trunk magic of yours… That has to be so incredibly valuable. People would pay a fortune for trunks like that. You could just settle down in one place, start a workshop, make trunks, and get rich."
Richard nodded. "Yeah, I could. Maybe one day, I will. But at the moment, I plan to simply take my workshop with me."
"Huh?"
Richard patted the small trunk slung around his shoulder. "Once I'm on the other side, I'll make a full-sized trunk, fit it out with all the tools I've brought with me, and have that as my portable workshop."
Elizabeth gave him a wry smile. "So, you're going to be a woodworking hero? I can see that going down well. Facing off against monsters with a hammer and chisel. No elemental magic? Haven't really thought this through, have you?"
"Hey!" Richard mock pouted. "I'll have you know that I've thought this through more thoroughly than Mister Thinker the Thoughtful from Thinkingville."
Elizabeth's wry smile continued. "Oh, how so?"
"Think about it. If you want to go on adventures and travel around, you need stuff. You need money. You need supplies. You need weapons and shelter and medicine and all sorts of things. What's the point of striding heroically off over the horizon, only to run out of food and having to heroically stride all the way back?"
Elizabeth snorted.
Richard plunged on. "I am a one-man walking baggage wagon." He pointed to the donkey whisperer he'd seen back in the village who was still in donkey form, carrying heavy-looking supplies up the mountain on his back. "That guy's carrying two trunks, one on each side of his body. He'd be able to carry 125 times as much stuff if he was with me."
Elizabeth didn't really look convinced, but did offer a half nod.
Richard smiled. "Or you, maybe — once you do the final whisperer ritual."
Elizabeth looked at him sharply. "I have no intention of ever using the pinnacle of whisper magic to carry luggage on my back like a common mule, thank you."
Richard couldn't help himself. "What about being ridden?"
"Absolutely not!" She looked away. "And don't think I can't detect the sexual innuendo in your words, Mister Struggle."
Now it was Richard's turn to add wryness to his smile. "You're supposed to detect them. It's called flirting, Miss Whisper."
Elizabeth didn't say anything, just continued to march in silence next to him.
Richard stared for several seconds.
Elizabeth's didn't look back at him.
Eventually he shrugged and they continued to push forward. For several more hours they walked. Occasionally they shared a story or two, although Richard did notice that Elizabeth tended to skirt around the subject of her parents whenever they might otherwise come up.
After several more hours, they finally reached the entrance to the temple — tired, worn-out, and hungry. It was the first temple Richard had ever seen that wasn't a secreted away flat in the middle of some unassuming apartment block.
They ate dinner in a huge cafeteria that had been set up in the temple's main entrance way, watched over by two hooded men, robed in blood-red. Council guards. They stood by the door, each holding a long spear with four points on the end. Richard knew each of the four spear tips would be made of a different element or alloy — steel, bronze, titanium, ceramic — no matter what kind of elemental you might be, there would be something there you couldn't liquify or push away — and if all that failed, the shaft was made of wood, and carbon was the one element that the elemental rituals didn't work with. In fact, carbon blocked any and all elemental spells. Thank Driven for that, or no one would be safe.
"I don't like them," Elizabeth said, glancing towards the blood-red dressed guards.
"Why?"
"They're scary."
"Really? I wanted to be one, once upon a time."
She gave him a dull look. "You shock me."
"Yeah, that's why the second ritual I did when I was ten was to learn the people sensing spell."
Elizabeth's eyes widened slightly. "You're a human whisperer?"
Richard made a sort-of hand gesture. "Not really. I only know the one spell and I'll probably not learn the others. I don't think it really counts. My other two spells are the memory palace and my trunk expansion spell."
She nodded slowly.
Richard gave her a comforting grin. "Yeah, anyway don't worry about them. If all goes to hell, I'll be sure to take a spear thrust for you."
Richard felt sure she'd bite back with some sarcastic comment, and was therefore surprised when Elizabeth instead merely gave him a weak smile. They finished their meal in relative silence. A loud gong sounded and the couple hundred mages that filled the hall started forming a long line into a long corridor, where several of the council guards were pulling people aside and checking the contents of their back-packs before walking them through a stone arch.
A guard motioned him forward. "Sir, I'm afraid you may only take the council back-pack with you."
Richard motioned to his back. "It fits in there."
The guard nodded and motioned for him to step into a side room.
Elizabeth shot him a slightly worried look.
Wow, she must really not like these people. Richard flashed her a reassuring smile. "See you on the other side!"
Once in the room, the guard motioned him over to a table. "Please demonstrate for me."
Richard easily placed his side-trunk in the back-pack and snapped the clasps shut.
The guard nodded. "Thank you, Sir. I'm also going to ask you to empty out your pack for us so we can check you're not carrying anything into Creakylid that you shouldn't be."
Richard gave him a sheepish smile and started undoing the clasps again. "That might take some time."
The guard shot him a sharp look. "Why?"
In another part of the mountain temple, Nikolo Maximillian Spinner sat behind a desk piled high with paper, reading a report one of his aids had given him on the worrying number of corruption cases springing up all over the fledgling world of Creakylid. It seemed that no matter where in the world people went, and no matter how plentiful the resources were, people would always be people.
A knock sounded through his closed office door.
"Yes?" he called out.
The door opened a fraction and a guard's head popped through. "Grand Mage, we've got another undocumented blood bound spell and associated artefact passing through customs."
Nikolo sighed. He really didn't have time for this. "Is the spell or artefact dangerous?"
"Err… not really, but it is incredible."
Nikolo looked at the annoyingly long report in his hands. Oh the sacrifices of high office. He looked back at the guard. "Sorry, but as much as I'd like to, I just don't have the time. I'll have to satisfy myself with reading the report later. Thank you, though."
The guard nodded, the head disappeared, and the door shut.
Every surface of the off-room had been marshalled for something. Tools and books, books and tools. Woodworking planes, chisels, and ham
mers sat next to book after book on everything from practical chemistry to music.
One guard laughed and slapped Richard good-naturedly on the back. "You know, the council is building a library of its own, right? It doesn't fall to you to save the wealth of humanity for us."
Richard grinned as he pulled out one of the last books from the trunk, 'Encyclopaedia of Herbal Medicine.' "I very much doubt I will have the council's library to hand when I need to know how to mix a poultice in some wild Creakylid jungle."
"Well said, that man!" boomed the guard's leader, busy inspecting the couple of iron dumbbells Thomas had made for him before he left. "Always be prepared. That's what I say. Can't be too prepared."
"Well, this kid certainly takes it to another level," muttered the third guard from behind him. "You do know cigarettes cost a fortune on the other side, right? We've had almost no tobacco thumbs go through and the demand is insane. You'll probably have to give the habit up soon."
Richard turned to see the third guard staring at the pile of cardboard boxes that contained several hundred boxes of premium smokes. "They're trade goods. They're not for me," he said, before turning back to continue unpacking.
"Ah," came the voice of the third guard from behind him.
The guard's leader burst out laughing. "That would do it, alright." He sat down in front of Richard and fixed him with a suddenly intense gaze. "So, Mister Richard Struggle, I can't begin to tell you how useful these trunks would be to us. What would one of them cost?"
"Err…" The truth was that while Richard had certainly thought about selling trunks to fund his adventures, he was far from ready to actually do so. "I'm not selling trunks just yet. I need to get my own trunk sorted out and that'll take a while, and then I need to figure out stuff like material cost and the best designs for them, and there are still a couple of tricks that I want to test out, like building shelves into the trunk walls and possibly even furniture—"
The guard leader cut him off. "—No worries, Mister Struggle. Just be sure to remember that we're here and interested." He eyed Richard's crystal ball sitting safely on a nearby table. "Is that just for watching other people's memories or can you store as well?"
"I can store too. It was the first ritual I did."
The guard leader nodded to himself and stroked his chin. "Put a memory on your crystal ball when you're ready to start selling. I'll be sure to check occasionally."
Richard nodded. They got through the rest of the customs check, and he left the room with a wave to re-join the queue outside.
The queue got a lot shorter when over half the line—almost all of them speaking languages Richard couldn't understand—split off towards a door signed, 'Learn English Here,' translated into over a dozen other languages. But they weren't gone for long. They all rejoined the line from another door around the next corner, now rapidly switching back and forth between their native tongue and English. "I'm so glad I didn't waste my time in school on that now," said one smug looking woman to another in a still noticeable French accent.
Richard frowned. That had to be blood bound magic, just like his side-trunk. Certainly he'd never heard of any spell that could teach someone a language that quickly.
The line reached the next room and rapidly split off into three separate queues, each going through one of three separate doors on the far side of the room.
Richard hesitated.
There were three queues, but there were four doors.
The first three doors each had the sign of one of the three types of mage above them — a tree for thumbs, a wolf for whisperers, and a mountain for elementals — but the fourth door was signed with a drop of red blood bound in a ring of gold — blood bound.
Richard bit his lip. Mages grew up listening to stories about the blood bound in their local temples. To know you were sort-of blood bound was one thing. To step away from the crowd and declare yourself as such was quite another.
Behind him, a group of loud mages were laughing and making bets on which one of them would be the first to receive a hero prophecy. "September!" "No, I bet Jacquie will have her's by August!"
Richard took a tentative step out of the main queue, trying to shake the feeling that everyone would be looking at him, and walked over to the fourth door. Yes, he was a whisperer, but he was pretty sure this is what he was supposed to do.
He took one last glance behind him, saw that most people weren't paying him any attention, and ducked inside. His first impression was of a waiting room designed by a pea hating princess. Plush pillows lay on every sofa and armchair, and there were many sofas and armchairs.
A bored looking woman looked up from behind a desk. "Can I help you?"
"Um." Richard took another tentative step inside. "This is where I'm supposed to be, isn't it?"
"Are you blood bound?"
"Yes?"
The woman blinked. "Oh!" She quickly got up from her desk and made her way around to him, all signs of boredom vanishing. "I'm terribly sorry, we weren't expecting anyone today, please, have a seat."
Richard sat down in one of the many armchairs.
"Coffee?" asked the woman, now smiling warmly.
"I'm okay, thank you."
"As you wish." She pulled up an armchair of her own and sat down opposite him, holding a clipboard in one hand and an expensive looking pen in the other. "We'll get you sorted out as quickly as we can and on your way, don't worry."
"Umm, thank you." Richard shifted in the far too comfortable seat.
"Name?"
"Richard Struggle."
The woman frowned slightly. "Date of birth?"
"May 10, 1994."
"Intended destination?"
"Island of Dragons."
"Intended occupation?"
"Hero."
The woman looked up from her paper at him, frown now clearly suspicious. "Mister Struggle, what is your blood bound spell?"
Richard shifted in his chair again. "Trunk expansion."
"I'm sorry?" Her eyes narrowed.
Oh. She didn't believe him. That at least he could deal with. "Trunk expansion," he said making sure to enunciate each word as clearly as possible. He then flipped open the tiny trunk back at his side and plunged his arm in up to the elbow.
The woman's eyes widened. She gasped and actually dropped the pen. "Oh, I am sorry, Mister Struggle." She quickly fished up the pen from where it had rolled under the chair, face now flushed with embarrassment.
Richard grinned. "It's fine. Don't worry about it."
"Right then." The woman hastily found her place again. "Skills?"
"Woodworking."
She smiled. "Yes, I can see that now. And what type of magic did you choose?"
"I'm a whisperer."
"Rituals?"
"Three," Richard said. "Memory palace, human whisperer: sensing, and trunk expansion."
"…and trunk expansion," the woman muttered as she made an extra long note at the end of the paper. She looked up. "Right, now let's see about getting you on your way."
The woman then walked him out of the room of comfy chairs, down a long corridor full of queuing mages, through another large stone arch and into a room filled with yet another queue. At the front of the room stood several more hooded council guards, all carrying those deadly-looking four pronged spears. She then walked with him right to the front of the room and, much to his consternation, inserted him right at the head of the queue.
There were some vague mutterings from those he'd just leapfrogged in front of, but Richard's attention wasn't on them. Not anymore.
In front of him sat a beautifully constructed trunk covered in wood carvings so intricate that Richard could only dream of being able to replicate them. His gaze slid to the sun-light bright opening to another world. The smell of seawater. The sound of waves. The taste of adventure.
The woman smiled again. "Welcome to Creakylid, Mister Struggle. Please enjoy your trip."
Richard finished climbing down the long ladder to the
beach below.
"What happened?" Elizabeth hurried over to him. "They didn't do anything did they?"
Richard grinned. "Never fear, my lady. As you can see, I am well and whole. They just wanted to check my stuff, which, as you can tell, took longer than it might for someone just carrying a plain-old-backpack."
Elizabeth nodded and the brief look of worry in her face quickly faded. "That's good then." She turned away. "Come — The boat's over that way."
Richard raised a single eyebrow at Elizabeth's retreating back, still covered in formless woolly jumper, even in the sudden heat of a tropical biome. Apparently they were now officially travelling together, rather than whatever they'd been doing before. He smiled, shrugged, and started to follow, shoes sinking into the loose sand with every step.
Minutes later, they arrived at the boat — a wooden caravel affair with large white sails, which looked like it had been cobbled from whatever was available. Richard's critical eye roved over the workmanship and declared it, 'surprisingly well put together.'
"I asked around," Elizabeth said as she climbed the gangplank. "It takes two hours to get to The Second Island. The boat runs six times a day and you can only get on in one direction. We're not allowed back once we've left. It's a one way system."
"Interesting." Richard joined her on deck. He ran his fingers along the railing. Good workmanship. Sturdy. Well sanded. He wasn't sure what stain and treatment they'd used, but it would have to keep out the damp, at least. He shifted his focus. All around them, dozens of mages sat around in chairs or leaned over the rails. He caught Elizabeth's gaze. "They didn't say what the second island's name was, did they? I've only ever heard it called, 'The Second Island.'"
Elizabeth hesitated. "Um… I'm pretty sure that is its name."
Richard rolled his eyes. "Dear Driven, we're mages. Can't we think of some better names?"
Elizabeth gave him that wry smile again. "Apparently not."
They watched many more mages file onto the boat before a whistle blew, the gangplank was hauled onboard, and four women and one man wearing windbreakers took up position around the boat.
Everyone went quiet.
"Nitrogen elementals?" Richard whispered to Elizabeth.