by Ben Elton
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 8.30 a.m.
DAY THIRTY. 9.45 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 8.30 a.m.
DAY THREE. 3.25 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 8.40 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 2.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 3.00 p.m.
DAY FOUR. 2.10 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 3.10 p.m.
DAY FOUR. 2.20 p.m.
DAY FIVE. 9.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-TWO. 9.20 p.m.
DAY FIVE. 9.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-TWO. 10.15 p.m.
DAY FIVE. 9.15 p.m.
DAY SEVEN. 8.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-TWO. 11.35 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 10.15 a.m.
DAY EIGHT. 9.30 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 2.30 p.m.
DAY EIGHT. 3.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 2.35 p.m.
DAY EIGHT. 11.20 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 5.10 p.m.
DAY NINE. 12.20 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 5.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 9.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 10.00 a.m.
DAY TEN. 3.00 p.m.
DAY ELEVEN. 7.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 4.15 p.m.
DAY ELEVEN. 1.45 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 5.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 8.00 p.m.
DAY FOURTEEN. 7.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 8.40 p.m.
DAY FOURTEEN. 9.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 10.20 p.m.
DAY FOURTEEN. 10.45 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 10.25 p.m.
DAY FOURTEEN. 10.46 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 10.30 p.m.
DAY FIFTEEN. 9.00 p.m.
DAY FIFTEEN. 10.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 11.50 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FIVE. 9.30 a.m.
DAY SEVENTEEN. 10.00 a.m.
DAY SEVENTEEN. 8.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-SIX. 1.00 p.m.
DAY EIGHTEEN. 8.15 p.m.
DAY EIGHTEEN. 10.00 p.m.
DAY NINETEEN. 7.00 a.m.
DAY NINETEEN. 8.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-SIX. 11.50 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-EIGHT. 9.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-EIGHT. 10.15 a.m.
DAY TWENTY. 6.15 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-TWO. 6.10 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-THREE. 3.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-FOUR. 10.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-EIGHT. 4.45 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-FIVE. 8.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SIX. 9.15 a.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 6.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SEVEN. 8.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-NINE. 8.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SEVEN. 11.39 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-NINE. 8.10 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SEVEN. 11.44 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-NINE. 8.30 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 7.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SEVEN. 10.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SEVEN. 11.46 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 7.20 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SEVEN. 11.47 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 6.00 a.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 2.35 a.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 3.40 a.m.
ONE WINNER
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 7.30 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 6.50 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-EIGHT. 8.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-NINE. 6.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-NINE. 9.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY. 10.30 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-ONE. 11.20 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-TWO. 7.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-TWO. 11.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 9.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-THREE. 11.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-FOUR. 8.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FIVE. 7.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-FIVE. 10 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-SIX. 11.00 a.m.
DAY THIRTY-SEVEN. 9.30 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-EIGHT. 7.00 p.m.
DAY THIRTY-NINE. 7.00 p.m.
DAY FORTY. 8.15 p.m.
DAY FORTY-ONE. 2.15 p.m.
DAY FORTY-TWO. 7.00 a.m.
DAY FORTY-TWO. 7.30 p.m.
DAY FORTY-TWO. 9.00 p.m.
DAY FORTY-THREE. 9.00 a.m.
DAY FORTY-THREE. 4.40 p.m.
DAY FORTY-FOUR. 12.00 p.m.
DAY FORTY-FIVE. 7.58 a.m.
DAY FORTY-FIVE. 12.00 noon
DAY FORTY-FIVE. 1.30 p.m.
DAY TWENTY. 12.40 p.m.
DAY FORTY-FIVE. 3.00 p.m.
DAY TWENTY-SIX. 8.00 a.m.
DAY FORTY-FIVE. 3.10 p.m.
DAY FORTY-SIX. 2.30 p.m.
DAY FORTY-SIX. 4.00 p.m.
DAY FORTY-SEVEN. 11.00 a.m.
DAY FORTY-NINE. 10.00 a.m.
DAY FORTY-NINE. 12.05 a.m.
DAY FORTY-NINE. 7.30 p.m.
DAY FIFTY-THREE. 6.00 p.m.
DAY FIFTY-THREE. 8.00 p.m.
DAY FIFTY-SIX. 7.30 p.m.
DAY SIXTY. 1.30 a.m.
DAY SIXTY-TWO. 9.00 a.m.
DAY SIXTY-THREE. 6.30 p.m.
DAY SIXTY-THREE. 9.30 p.m.
DAY SIXTY-THREE. 10.30 p.m.
DAY SIXTY-THREE. 11.00 p.m.