by Compai
Call Sheet Girl turned to Snow in disbelief. He was never this verbose.
“Art,” he announced finally.
“Yeah, it is so beyond,” cooed his black-haired lackey.
Ted Pelligan beamed with pride from his throne near the minibar.
“What is this creation?” Snow inquired, reaching out to touch the hem of Janie’s crazy garment.
“I call it the Dogfish Dress,” Janie announced.
“The newest design from Poseur!” Melissa rejoined.
December 26, 11:17 p.m.
Fellow Winstonians, Fashionistas, and Fabulazzi:
How’s this for a Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza/Festivus present? Poseur is not only gonna be in Nylon’s 20 Under 20 fashion issue, Poseur is gonna be on Nylon’s 20 Under 20 fashion issue! Yeah, you read that right. The painfully adorable Demi Lovato will be wearing Poseur’s sick-ass new couture gown on the cover of Nylon’s February issue!
We here at Poseur would like to take this opportunity to say that we are oh so sorry to the creators of Schizo Montana for jacking the cover from them.
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Okay, fine—y’all know me too well. We are SO not sorry!
Ahahahahahaha!
So, since you are probably all itchin’ to know how we edged out the mangy t-shirt dudes who were supposed to have the cover, here is the 411.com: Our photo in the mag was originally set to feature Poseur’s now-infamous Trick-or-Treater bag, but Janie showed up to the shoot (way late, but who’s counting) in Poseur’s latest and greatest couture creation and the staff at Nylon went so bananas for it that they decided to change the whole plan. Trust me—I couldn’t believe it either. Anyhoo, Poseur’s new Dogfish Dress (it’s capitals cuz it is that major) is like nothing you’ve ever seen. For real, for real.
The design was inspired by the sound your garbage disposal makes when something is stuck in it. Just-Josh-(Duhamel)-in! You know I love ya, Dogfish. The outfit is totally fab and although Farrish was the one wearing it to the shoot (and the one who gets a serious shout-out in the upcoming article), we all collaborated on the look. Don’t get it twisted!
Aight y’all, I am off to celebrate—Bellinis or POMtinis?—so be sure to check back up on us at MoonWalksonMan soon. And if you are just dying to know what madness we are up to every minute of every day—you know you are!—follow us on Twitter, fan us on Facebook, and high-five us in the hall.
Happy ChristmaHanuKwanzaVus (or something!) from your besties at Poseur.
Yours with a cherry on top,
Melissa, Janie, Charlotte, Petra
They didn’t ask for fame.
They were born with it.
the
daughters
by JOANNA PHILBIN
As daughters of famous people, Lizzie, Carina, and Hudson were born into the spotlight, and when the world is watching, sometimes the only place to hide is in the arms of your best friends.
Fourteen-year-old Lizzie Summers always expects fawning photographers and adoring fans to surround her gorgeous supermodel mother. But when Lizzie is approached by a fashion photographer who believes that she’s “the new face of beauty,” Lizzie surprises herself and her family by becoming the newest Summers woman to capture the media’s spotlight.
Welcome to Poppy.
A poppy is a beautiful blooming red flower (like the one on the spine of this book). It is also the name of the home of your favorite books.
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Poppy novels are wild, witty, and inspiring. They were written just for you.
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