Or perhaps understand is too strong a word. A gun, a knife, a billy, even a sharp screwdriver—those were items commensurate with understanding. But a man on his knees, clawing with both hands at a thrashing snake dangling from his left eye? You don’t understand something like that; you just accept it.
Or reject it—doesn’t matter. What matters is Dr. Walt’s Army Colt under the table, less than six feet away. Pender braced his left leg—his only free limb—against the cabinet and shoved off, bellowing to Dorie, over Simon’s shrieking, that the handcuff key was under the mattress, as he began hump-crawling his way across the splintery plank floor of the kitchen.
* * *
The shot, the womanish shrieking—Dorie assumed the worst. The next few seconds were as bad as any she’d experienced in the last week—and that was saying something. When she heard Pender shouting that the key was under the head of the mattress, it was like whiplash, emotional whiplash. She recovered quickly, tried to puzzle it out. Easier to say that the key was under the mattress than to reach it, if you were lying on your back with your arms cuffed through the headboard.
Guess what, though: it’s possible. You have to scooch way up, and contort yourself as far onto your side as you can, and pronate both wrists no matter how tight the cuffs are, and slide your fingers under the mattress, which is pressed tight against the box spring by your weight, so you have to scooch even farther to the side, which puts more strain on your wrists—but it can be done. If the key is less than a finger’s length from the edge, you can find it, you can slide it out. And then if you crane your head at an angle that would break an owl’s neck, so you can see what you’re doing, and get the key inserted in the keyhole without dropping it—whatever you do, don’t drop it—and turn the key, you’ll hear the sweetest sound you’ve ever heard.
Click.
Dorie followed the sound of the bellowing and shrieking into the kitchen, quickly knelt behind Pender, unlocked his cuffs. As Pender scrambled to his feet, he saw Childs rising to his knees, moaning, one hand still clapped to his eye, blood leaking out between the fingers; his other hand was flailing the air as if he were blind. Pender punted him in the ribs to knock him over, then kicked him in the head a few times, until he lay still. Subduing the suspect, it was called.
As Pender cuffed Childs, Dorie knelt by the woman lying across the cellar doorway. “Are you all right?”
“I’m bit.”
“You’re hit?” Dorie had heard a shot, not a snake.
“Bit. Coral snake got me,” said Linda. “It got Childs worse, though,” she added—there was a world of triumph in those five words.
Pender was already on the line with the 911 operator. “What kind of snake, did you say?”
“Eastern coral.” Linda raised her head wearily. “Tell ’em Animal Control had the antivenin at Conroy Circle.”
“Eastern coral, antivenin, Conroy Circle—got it,” said Pender, who had no idea what she was talking about.
Dorie hauled Linda—she assumed it was Linda Abruzzi—the rest of the way up the steps into the kitchen. The woman looked like hell—her thin face was dark and puffy and both eyelids were drooping. Dorie glanced over at Childs, who hadn’t moved since Pender had “subdued” him. “Is he dead?” she asked Pender when he got off the phone.
“Not yet.”
“Is he going to die?”
“I don’t know.” Pender sat down on the floor next to Linda, helped her turn over onto her back, and cradled her head on his lap. “I guess you’re our resident snake wrangler,” he told Linda, not so much for information as to give her something to do with her mind, to help keep her present and awake. He didn’t know much about snake bites, but he knew you didn’t want the victim slipping away. “What do you think?”
Although it was getting hard to concentrate on anything besides the pain, and drawing her next breath, Linda tried to piece together what little data she had. The coral had bitten Gloria, and she was dead. Linda herself had been bitten before Childs, and she was still alive. It had only nipped her on the back of her wrist, though—Childs got it in the eye. And he had to have received twice as much venom—the enraged coral had gone for him with a vengeance and hung on for dear life, or rather, grim death. But he also weighed nearly as much as Linda and Gloria combined. And there was that delayed reaction Reilly had mentioned.
“If we’re both alive…when the antivenin…gets here,” she told Dorie between gasps, “I think we’ll both make it.”
“That’s all I wanted to know,” said Dorie, turning toward the revolver she’d seen under the table when she entered the kitchen. But it was no longer there—it was on the floor beside Pender. “Could I see the gun for a second?” she asked.
* * *
Pender had probably done Simon a favor, knocking him out like that. Not only had he released Simon from his agony for a few minutes, but while Simon was unconscious his respiration and heart rate had slowed appreciably, thereby retarding the progress of the neurotoxin through his bloodstream.
Alive…antivenin…make it, somebody said. Woman’s voice. He wasn’t sure where he was or what had happened, but somehow, through the fog and the pain, he understood they were talking about him. He pictured a nurse in a crisp white uniform. See, you’re going to make it, he told himself, slipping back into the darkness to get away from the pain. There’s nothing to be afraid of, after all.
Dorie was on her feet, standing over Pender, reaching her hand out for the Colt.
“I think it would be better if I held on to it for a while,” he told her. They both understood what she was asking; they also knew what his answer had been.
“Suit yourself,” she said, picking up the Buck knife from the table.
“What are you planning to do with that?”
“Cut his throat,” said Dorie, matter-of-factly.
“Don’t do it,” Pender said. “Please.”
“Why not?”
“You know why not.”
“No, I don’t,” said Dorie, looking down at the knife in her hand. She was almost certain she could have shot Simon—though she had never fired anything but a twenty-two in her life, and then only at a paper target—but she was far from sure she’d have the nerve to kill him with this. “Why don’t you tell me?”
“Because…I don’t know, because it’s wrong.” Pender was surprised to find himself fumbling for words. “Because it brings us down to his level.”
Dorie cocked her head, listening not to Pender, but to the faint sound of a siren in the distance. It was now or never; she knelt beside Simon, her back turned to Pender. Simon’s face was dark. One eye was a bloody mess, the strangely naked eyelid of the other was at half-mast, but fluttering as if he were struggling to open it.
“Get back,” called Pender, easing himself out from under Linda, edging away so as not to deafen her if he had to fire. “Get away.”
Dorie tilted Simon’s head up, held the point of the blade against his throat. “You’ll have to shoot me first,” she said, without turning around.
As if in answer, the gun barked twice. The body jumped; the sound of the shots reverberated around the kitchen. Dorie still hadn’t moved. Slowly she pulled the knife back—it was still unbloodied; now she’d never know whether she could have done it—and saw a dark, viscous liquid oozing from two holes in the side of Simon’s mustard yellow and dung brown sport shirt, just below the heaving rib cage. As she watched, the heaving slowed, then stopped; so did the trickle of blood and bile and enteric fluid. She turned to Pender, her ears still ringing.
“We have about two minutes to get our stories straight,” he said, as the sound of the sirens grew louder. “Linda, honey, you still with us?”
She raised her head weakly. “You guys work it out.”
“Hang on,” Pender told her. “The ambulance is almost here.”
Hang on? thought Linda, closing her eyes and letting her head fall back to the hard plank floor. I’ve been hanging on for twelve fucking hours—
when do I get to let go?
Epilogue
October 31, 1999
The cold, clear weather held for three more days. Dorie finished Sunset: Tinsman’s Lock as the sun dropped behind the raised berm of the canal while Pender, bundled in blankets and medicating his bruised cervical vertebrae with Jim Beam and Vicodin, dozed beside her on a folding lawn chaise. The last touch was a solitary figure on the towpath—just a vertical dab of black against the horizon, with the thinnest penumbra of violet her finest brush could manage, to give it that magical twilight shimmer.
Neither of them felt much like going to Pool’s Halloween party that evening. Like soldiers after a battle, they found they preferred each other’s company, partly because they could talk about what they’d been through with someone who’d been there and would understand, and partly because they didn’t have to. (For the same reason, Pender had put off his meeting with the real Arthur Bellcock for at least another week.) In the end the decision was made by default, one of those, “I’ll go if you want to go; well, I’ll go if you want to go” deals.
* * *
Pool’s roommate met them at the front door of the frame house near Annandale. Slender, late forties, clinging black dress, waist-length gray polyester wig. Pender introduced her as Bunny.
She corrected him. “Tonight it’s Morticia. I’m glad you came, Ed. I’ve never seen her so down. I’ve tried everything—maybe you can talk to her.”
“Where is she?”
“In the bedroom.” Bunny turned to Dorie, who was wearing the same outfit she’d worn the night she and Pender had met, and gave her the once-over. “Hag or drag?”
“Beg pardon?”
“Costume. There’s a gorgeous décolleté witch outfit we could stuff those into, or I could loan you a tuxedo like Julie Andrews wore in Victor/Victoria.”
“Tuxedo,” said Dorie.
“Spoilsport,” said Pender.
Pender rapped on the bedroom door.
“Go away.”
“It’s Ed Pender.”
The door opened. The woman who ran the FBI was costumed as Gomez Addams, to Bunny’s Morticia. Tuxedo with absurdly wide lapels, dark hair slicked down and parted in the middle, pencil mustache, penciled in.
Pender gave her a hug. He’d always thought of Pool as an iron woman and was surprised how light and fragile she felt in his arms. “She was the first one, Ed.”
“The first one?” They disengaged, sat on the edge of the bed together.
“The first one I ever lost.”
Pender thought back, realized she was right. It was in 1979 that he had joined Steve McDougal in Washington to help set up the Liaison Support Unit. Pool arrived a year later, and no, the LSU had never lost an agent in the line of duty. “Do you want to hear about it?”
“I read the file. I meant to tell you, I was so sorry to hear about your sister.”
“Thanks,” said Pender. “Finding out about it the way I did, somehow it’s still not real to me. I mean, part of me knows Ida’s dead, but part of me still feels like I could pick up the phone and call her.”
“I kind of feel like that about Abruzzi—as if when I open her office door tomorrow, she’s going to be there behind the desk as usual, grinning up at me from behind a stack of autopsy reports. She never complained, Ed—sometimes she was so tired I had to help her up from her chair, but she never let up and she never complained.”
“She saved our lives,” said Pender simply. “Mine and Dorie’s.”
“I know.” Pool brightened a little. “Hey, guess what’s in the works? Hall of Honor. She’s going in as a Service Martyr.”
“No shit!” Pender was impressed. The Hall of Honor was for special agents killed in the line of duty; the Service Martyr plaque was reserved for those who died as a direct result of adversarial action. As of three days ago there’d been only thirty-three Service Martyrs in the entire history of the Bureau; now there were thirty-four. “There’s not gonna be any problem about her not being an SA?”
“There’d better not be. She told me once that the day she got to write Special Agent in front of her name was the proudest day in her life. So that’s what it’s going to say under her picture in the Hall: ‘Special Agent Linda Abruzzi.’ And her parents are getting a Memorial Star, and that’s going to read ‘In Memory of Special Agent Linda Abruzzi.’ And if either of those things doesn’t happen,” Pool continued, with the air of one who knows where the bodies are buried and has snapshots of the funeral to prove it, “then the divorce rate in the highest echelons of the Bureau is going to spike like you wouldn’t believe.”
“I’ll bet.” There used to be a saying among LSU agents: If you can’t get God on your side, get Pool.
“Speaking of the highest echelons, I have it on good authority that the OPR is going along with your story about how Childs pulled a knife on Miss Bell, and you had to shoot him to save her.”
“What do you mean, going along with my story?”
“I mean, I don’t buy it. In your statement, you said you sent her over to check on Childs—if Childs had been in any condition to pull a knife, you never would have let her anywhere near him. Not that I care—I only wish you’d shot him lower and slower.”
Pender leaned forward confidentially. “This doesn’t leave the room, but the truth is, if I hadn’t shot him when I did, Dorie would have used that knife to cut his throat.”
“The more I learn about that woman, the better I like her,” said Pool.
Talking to Pender must have helped—Pool decided to attend her own party. They found Dorie downstairs, giving out trick-or-treat bags to the vampires, ghosts, and Power Rangers as they emerged from the haunted house in the basement. She had changed her mind about the tux and was wearing a witch costume cut so low and sexy it would have convinced Billy Graham to convert to Wicca.
“Oh, Pen,” she cried, from under her conical hat. “Aren’t they cute?”
“They sure are,” said Pender, waggling his eyebrows.
“The kids, you lech—I mean the kids. Especially the little girls, the ballerinas and the fairy princesses—my God, I just want to eat ’em up.”
“This is all new to you, isn’t it?” asked Pool.
“It’s my first Halloween since—I guess since I was three.”
“No problem with the masks?”
“There was one kid. It was a boy, he must have been fourteen or fifteen. He was wearing—I don’t even know what to call it—a ghoul or a zombie mask or something like that. It had these gaping wounds, and there was this fake eyeball hanging by a string from this gory eye socket. He had his little sister with him—I could tell by his body language he wasn’t real thrilled about it. I didn’t see him coming—I just turned around and there he was. I jumped about a mile—almost peed my panties—and when I finally came down, I said, ‘Jeez, you scared me.’ And he brings his face right up next to mine, and you know what he says? He says, ‘It’s Halloween, lady—that’s the general idea.’”
Pender laughed, raised his glass. “To Halloween,” he said. “To ghosties and ghoulies and long-legged beasties, and things that go bump in the night.”
“That’s not how it goes,” said Dorie. “First of all, it’s not to, it’s from. Second of all, you left out the most important line:
From ghosties and ghoulies and long-leggety beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
“Amen,” said Pool.
“I’ll drink to that,” said Pender.
Contents
I Six Suites for Cello Solo
II The Blind Rat
III Manie Sans Délire
IV Just Another Naked Body
V Warm Water, No Pain
VI Dead Man Whispering
VII A Good Shaking
VIII The Widow Bird
IX Micrurus Fulvius Fulvius
X Lhermitte’s Sign
XI Skairdykat
XII Tinsman’s Lock
> Epilogue
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