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Muffled voice: “Hang up the phone, Pumpkin.”
Pumpkin? PUMPKIN? “Dakota? I know that’s not your answering machine, damn it! Talk to me, Dakota. This is important! Dakota! Who’s that with you, and what’s all that noise in the background. Are you at the ZOO?? Dakota?”
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