The Stein & Candle Detective Agency, Vol. 2: Cold Wars (The Stein & Candle Detective Agency #2)

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by Michael Panush


  Sergeant Candle came to his feet. He looked at the dead thing at his feet. “It was dead,” he said. “It was dead and it was still moving and it didn’t stop until I took off the head.” He looked up at Weatherby. “Have you seen these things before?”

  “H-he called them Draugr, Mr. Candle. My father, I mean,” Weatherby said, unable to take his eyes off the monster. “He didn’t want to make them, but the Nazis, they were forcing him. I guess they had other people, other laboratories, working on producing more Draugr. General Von Koch, he believed they could win the war for him.”

  The soldiers exchanged a glance. “Von Koch is throwing everything’s he got at us,” Dutch said. “He’s getting desperate.”

  “Yeah.” Mort felt the blood leaking from the cuts on his hands and shoulders. He looked down at Weatherby. “And so are we.” He heard something clicking, like steel claws on ancient stones. It sounded almost like toe nails on a tiled bathroom floor. Sergeant Candle looked up, grabbing both his pistols. There were more Draugr above them, climbing almost silently amongst the ancient stones and statues of gargoyles and saints.

  The Draugr’s pale skin barely stood out against the ancient stone. They seemed like some variety of ferocious medieval statue, brought to life by dark wizardry. For all Sergeant Candle knew, that’s exactly what they were. He raised his pistols and gritted his teeth. He had been cut in at least four places, but he still had the strength to keep going.

  “Incoming!” he bellowed, and started shooting, along with the others. His automatics roared in his hands, spitting out lead and bringing down the Draugr as they leapt down. The creatures were lithe and fast, but Mort’s bullets were faster by seconds. A dead Draugr landed heavily in the stone aisle, its claws rattling on the floor. Another came pouncing for Mort, but he blasted off its head in mid-leap, and it collapsed raggedly into the pews.

  Tiny’s MP40 thundered next to him, the distinctive gunshots like a loud blaring roar. Newt leaned against the wall, a captured German rifle firing steadily in his hands. Dutch was next to him, now wielding the old shotgun he always carried on missions. It was steady and reliable, just like him. Elkins kept his sniper rifle shooting, and when a Draugr got too close, he swung the butt around and smashed it into the monster’s mouth, knocking out teeth and shattering skull like it was an eggshell. There was real strength in Elkins’ long arms, and Sergeant Candle never forgot it.

  Weatherby stood next to Mort, his hands at his sides and his eyes focused on his dirty dress shoes, shivering in terror. When the last bullet was fired and the Draugr were finished, Weatherby looked like he was going to cry. Sergeant Candle wouldn’t know what to do if that happened.

  But the boy didn’t cry. Instead, he looked up at Sergeant Candle. “Thank you,” he said. “You saved my life. Again. Thank you.”

  Sergeant Candle smiled. Weatherby was tougher than he looked. “You’re welcome, kiddo,” he replied.

  “Sarge?” It was Dutch. He went to the door and pointed outside. “Bad news. The infantry are coming in now. There’s too many of them, and they got good cover. If they bring in some heavier weapons – or another Panzer – we’re good and screwed.”

  “So now’s the time to start running,” Candle said. “We’ll break out, go to the woods. We’ve given Old Blood and Guts and the Third plenty of time. We’ll link up with them, no problem.” But he had spoken too soon. He looked at Newt and the wounded leg.

  But Newt didn’t disagree. He merely nodded and sat down on a pew. “You leave me here, Sarge,” he said. “With a rifle and all the ammo you can spare. And enough of our explosives to blast this church to rubble. You’ll hear me when I go – and take a hundred Germans screaming with me into Hell.”

  “No!” Weatherby piped up, his voice shrill and terrified. “Please, Charlie — and my parents — have already died, and I don’t want anybody more – I don’t want anyone else to die because of me!” He couldn’t face Newt, and looked away.

  Newt leaned closer to the boy. He put his hand on Weatherby’s shoulder. “Son,” he said. “I’m finished either way. But I’ll make a deal with you. You go out there and survive. Get home, live a full life, and a good one. Don’t give in to any temptations, and take care of your fellow man. You promise me you’ll do that, and I’ll die happy.”

  Weatherby slowly nodded. His eyes were wet. “Yes, s-sir,” he said. “Yes, Mr. Newt.”

  “It’s no trouble.” Newt put an arm around the boy and gave him a quick hug. Sergeant Candle always figured Newt lived for two things – killing Nazis and making plans to kill Nazis. But he was kind as could be to Weatherby. Newt looked up to Candle and nodded. The sergeant put his arm around Weatherby’s shoulder, and gently led him away.

  Dutch was busy with the explosives. He set them quickly, and handed the plunger to Newt. The two friends didn’t say anything. Newt took off his dog tags and handed them to Candle, who pocketed them without a word.

  Sergeant Candle, Tiny, Elkins, Dutch and Weatherby went to the side exit to the church. They had grabbed every spare weapon they could carry, and were ready to leave. Candle turned around and looked at Newt, who sat down next to the plunger for the dynamites. He snapped off a salute. “Give them hell, soldier!” he called.

  Newt nodded. “You got it, sarge.”

  That was all they needed to say.

  A second later, they crashed open the door, each soldier hurling a pair of grenades into the Nazi ranks. Morton held Weatherby close to him, and the boy’s legs moved steadily, despite his recent injuries. Soon as the explosions and smoke popped off in the field, they were off. They pounded to the woods. Dutch fired his shotgun as he ran, racking the pump with each step to provide just a hint of covering fire.

  They dashed forward, and reached the tree line. Behind them, the Nazis surged into the church. Sergeant Candle didn’t look back, but soon heard a thunderous explosion ripping through ancient stone and dirt. Even from where he stood, he could feel the heat. Newt was gone, but he had gone down fighting. There was no time to stop or mourn, no time to even look at the wreckage.

  “Move it!” Mort cried, as the German infantry followed them and started shooting. A bullet banged off his helmet, nearly knocking him down. Sergeant Candle swept up Weatherby, carrying the boy in his arms. He felt another shot slashing past him. They weren’t going fast enough. They needed to cover more ground.

  The SS had set up an MG-42 somewhere in the trench. Its familiar roar started up, and it cut through the dirt and the trees. Branches tumbled down, and dark earth went up. But the trees were thick, and the SS was firing blind. Sergeant Candle used to it his advantage, weaving back and forth to gain as much space as possible.

  He thought back to before the war, to when he was a little older than Weatherby. He remembered doing this before, dodging through Brooklyn back alleys, an overstuffed billfold in his shaking hands while a fat mobster with a Lupara sawed-off shotgun gave chase. This was different, but not by much.

  The next shot burned into his side, making the breath leave him and knocking him down. “Mr. Candle!” Weatherby cried. “Mr. Candle! Come on! You have to get up!”

  So he did. He stood up and gritted his teeth and turned around, his pistol in his hand. He emptied the clip on the German who had shot him, then started to run again. His breath came in ragged gasps, but he kept moving. He could feel his strength flowing out of him in a river, and could almost count how many steps he could take before he collapsed. Weatherby was light, but with all his guns and equipment, Sergeant Candle was weighed down. He dropped his backpack, and the spare clips, and kept moving.

  He put one foot in front of the other, focusing on that and breathing and nothing else. He didn’t hear the shouts of the men next to him, or the bullets flying past him, or the SS running frantically behind. He heard Weatherby’s terrified ragged breath, and his own, and that was enough.

  But then he heard something else. It was big and thunderous, striking up the dirt behind him. Mort sank to his knees, realizing
that the Germans had brought around another tank, and there was no way they could take it. They were finished, and there was no point in anything anymore. He had let Weatherby down. He gulped in air, and tried to stop his ears from ringing. Elkins was next to him, trying to say something. Mort couldn’t hear him.

  He looked up and realized that it wasn’t a Panzer tank, but a Sherman. He couldn’t figure out what a Sherman was doing there, along with the American soldiers in green fatigues next to it, and then his mind snapped back and he realized that this was Patton’s Third Army. Quickly, Candle stood up.

  “Don’t shoot for Christ’s sake!” Candle cried. “We’re Americans! We’ve got a kid with us! Don’t shoot!”

  The nearest Sherman rolled to a clanking stop. The American infantry fanned out through the trees, exchanging rifle fire and forcing back the Nazis. One of their officers hurried to Mort’s side. Elkins, Tiny and Dutch joined them. The officer looked down at Weatherby as Candle set the kid down.

  “Good God,” the officer muttered. “Son, what the hell are you doing here?”

  Weatherby stood up and brushed leaves from his suit. “I’m being rescued, sir,” he said. “By the best men in the world.”

  The soldiers hauled Sergeant Candle and his squad back to camp. Weatherby didn’t leave Mort’s side, even as they took him to the medical tent and patched him up, and then finally let him rest. Tiny, Elkins and Dutch were there as well. They all had wounds as bad of Mort’s, if not worse. They stayed together, laughing and joking and smoking, and remembering Charlie and Newt. Weatherby didn’t say much, but he sat next to Sergeant Candle and seemed comfortable and happy to be in their presence.

  The rest of the day passed quickly, and then an orderly arrived and told Mort that he and Weatherby should go to the general’s quarters. Weatherby was instantly nervous. “What’s going to happen, sir?” he asked Mort as they walked to Patton’s tent. “Is everything going to be all right?”

  “No one’s gonna hurt you, kiddo. It’ll be all right. I guarantee it,” Mort replied. Night had fallen, and the Black Forest was swathed in sudden darkness. Moonlight shone on the tall clusters of trees, and it seemed unnaturally quiet in the camp. Even the rumble of army machinery was muted. Sergeant Candle wasn’t sure if he had told the exact truth to Weatherby.

  When he reached the general’s tent and saw Patton sitting at his desk with Bobby Belasco hovering over him like a vulture, Mort knew that he had lied to the boy. Belasco knelt down and looked at Weatherby, grinning like a wolf at a lamb. “Hey there, sport!” he said. “Good to see you, champ! You look great! You’re feeling okay? Excellent! We’re gonna be best pals, buddy, best pals!”

  “W-who are you?” Weatherby asked, staying near Sergeant Candle.

  “Why, I’m your new Uncle Bobby! I’m the greatest friend a boy can have! We’re gonna go back to America, and you’re gonna have all the toys you want, and ice cream for every meal, and everything else a kid could desire. And you’re gonna tell me all sorts of occult secrets that your father taught you.” Bobby Belasco’s head nodded up and down, like he was a broken jack-in-the-box. “Now doesn’t that sound swell?”

  “Um, I guess so, sir.” Weatherby turned around. He looked up at Sergeant Candle. “But I’d kind of like to stay with Mr. Candle, and his squad. They saved my life, tons of times, and they’re very kind to me. I’d kind of like to stay with them.”

  Before Mort could answer, Bobby Belasco stepped between them. “Well, I’m afraid you can’t do that, buddy! Mr. Candle’s got a war to fight, and he can’t take care of you at all. You just leave that to me. Come on with your Uncle Bobby, sport. We’ll head right out of here and get you to the States!”

  Weatherby looked up at Morton. Sergeant Candle knelt down and looked at Weatherby. “He’s right, kiddo,” Sergeant Candle heard himself say. “I’ve got to win the war. I’ve got to stop bad things from happening to innocent people, and go and kick Hitler right in the pants. But I’ll try and look out for you. If you need help, I’ll come and rescue you again.” He embraced the boy, a quick and quiet hug. “Just remember that, kiddo – you’ll always have a friend.”

  “T-thank you,” Weatherby whispered. He was crying, just a little. “Thank you, Mr. Candle.” Bobby Belasco put his hand on the boy’s shoulder and steered him away. Candle turned to watch him go. He realized his hands were shaking.

  General Patton walked over to stand next to Candle. “It’s rotten, soldier. But it’s the way the world works. You want a drink?” He set out whiskey and a pair of shot glasses without getting Mort’s answer. Patton handed Sergeant Candle a full glass and the sergeant downed it. “So,” Patton said. “He was a good little fellow, then. Didn’t cause any trouble for your mission?”

  “No, sir,” Sergeant Candle replied. “He never complained. If he cried, he did it when no one was watching. He was grateful, and good to the men, and we all liked him. He gave us hope.” He looked back at the general, and his voice went soft. “He’s the bravest person I’ve ever met, general. And one of the best.”

  Pharaoh's Palace

  The last time I had met Don Vizzini, he had sent a score of Mafia killers to finish me off. That was in Havana, and the mysterious bandaged arch-mobster was intent on bumping me off. When we met again, in the penthouse of the Desert Rose Hotel and Casino in booming Las Vegas, he had his goon offer me a cigar. Don Vito Vizzini was an interesting guy, a mob boss from Sicily who had run afoul of Mussolini. The Italians had handed him over to their German pals, who had done a real number on him. He busted out sometime in the early forties, with his face covered in bandages and a whole lot of ambition. Since then, organized crime had been organized by him.

  Don Vizzini had operations running from Miami to Alaska, and everywhere in between – not to mention all the international power he wielded. Bookies, drug smuggling, gambling, slaving – you name it, and Don Vizzini had a bandaged finger in it. So I wasn’t too surprised when he invited me and my partner, teenage occult expert Weatherby Stein, to his joint on the Vegas strip. Powerful men like him made enemies every day. And every other day, they made peace treaties and turned their foes into friends.

  So I took him up on his offer. And his cigar.

  It was a Cuban, as expensive, luxurious and dark as the rest of his penthouse office. I wedged the cigar in my mouth and looked over the hunk of polished marble that served as his desk. Don Vizzini wore a red robe, his bandages clean and ivory white. I could see his eyes peeking out through the slit. His tuxedo-clad bruiser handed him another cigar, and he took it and offered it to my partner. Weatherby shook his head. The kid didn’t smoke or drink, but had such a bad attitude that he didn’t need to.

  The muscled mobster leaned over, producing a lighter from his dark tuxedo and snapping a flame in front of my cigar. I puffed smoke in his face and he leaned back. I reclined in my red velvet seat and put my hands behind my head. My trench coat fell open, revealing the twin automatics in their shoulder-slings. I wanted Don Vizzini to get an eyeful.

  “The cigar is to your liking, Mr. Candle?” he asked. “As are your rooms?”

  “It’s all tops, Mr. Vizzini,” I agreed. “And I’m sure so is the water in your drinking fountains. But you didn’t bring me and the kid here out to Vegas to review your place. In fact, people don’t hire Mort Candle and Weatherby Stein unless they’ve got a strange case, and I’m guessing you do. Let’s hear the details.”

  The bandages around Don Vizzini’s mouth tensed. I realized he was smiling. “We were enemies in Cuba, Mr. Candle. I need to know that you harbor no hostility from those regrettable events.”

  “I’m all about forgiving and forgetting. And I’ve got a feeling you are too,” I said. Weatherby didn’t say anything. He glared ahead, staring at Don Vizzini with his hands folded. His Victorian suit fit right in with the dark décor. I gave him a quick grin and he shrugged impassively. “Now, there are some problems we have between us. Namely, last I heard, you still had a hit out on Sly Baum and his little
boy.” Baum was a gambler, the kind so good he pissed off everyone who lost a game to him. Don Vizzini had lost plenty of games.

  Weatherby chimed in. “Only a truly heartless monster would wish to harm a child, such as Henry Wallace Baum,” he said slowly, glaring at Don Vizzini.

  The mobster took a long drag on the cigar. He spoke slowly, heightening the tension. “It has proven… unprofitable to make an example out of the Baums. The last attempt ended in failure, and the complete destruction of Paradise City, California in a nuclear explosion. No, I will not seek vengeance on the Baums – not anymore.”

  “And your screwy button man, Joey Verona?” I wondered.

  Vizzini shrugged. “Mr. Verona has regrettably ceased his employment with our organization, following his unfortunate accident in Paradise City. He is a freelancer, and any vendetta he has is strictly between you and him.” He leaned forward, resting two delicate hands on the desk. “Is all of that clear?”

  “Crystal, Mr. Vizzini,” I replied. “Except for one thing – what exactly do you want us to do?”

  Vizzini pointed out the window. The sun had just begun to set over the Vegas Strip, but the lights were already blaring like fallen suns. Every inch of concrete and steel shone with neon. Tall casinos and hotels reached up to the sky, while the desert stretched all around. Automobiles packed the street, fighting for space to reach the slots and the tables first and start losing their hard-earned money. For men like Don Vizzini, Las Vegas was a goldmine. For everyone else, it was legalized robbery.

  “Down the street,” Don Vizzini explained. “The tan structure. The Duat Grand Casino. Do you see it?”

 

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