by Colin Dexter
“What about the camera?” continued Johnson.
“You can ask the Daleys, can’t you? If they’re still there.”
“Odd question though, wouldn’t you say?”
“I just don’t know, sir. I think Morse told me he had a ‘Brownie’ given him once, but he said he never really understood how to work it.”
Sitting back in an almost relaxed manner now, Lewis looked down at the questions again. “Should be easy to check on (b)—about the weather …”
Again Johnson waved a hand, and Wilkins consulted his notes: “According to Radio Oxford … the ninth of July … ‘Dry, sunny, seventy-two to seventy-four degrees Fahrenheit; outlook settled; possibility of some overnight mist’.”
“Nice, warm day, then,” said Lewis blandly.
“What about (c)?”
“Crossword clue, sir. He’s pretty hot on crosswords.”
“What’s the answer?”
“No good asking me. Sometimes I can’t even do the Mirror coffee-break one.”
“ ‘Ze-bra’—that’s the answer.”
“Really? Well that’s another one crossed off.”
“What about this ‘Dendrocopus Minor’?” There was a note of exasperation in Johnson’s voice now.
“Pass,” said Lewis with a gentle smile.
“For Christ’s sake, man, we’re on a potential murder enquiry—not a bloody pub-quiz! Don’t you realize that? As a matter of fact it’s the Lesser something bloody Woodpecker!”
“We learn something new every day.”
“Yes, we do, Sergeant. And I’ll tell you something else, if you like. Its habitat is woodlands or parklands and there are a few pairs nesting in Wytham!”
Lewis’s new-found confidence was starting to ebb away as Johnson glared at him aggressively. “You don’t seem all that anxious to help us, Sergeant, do you? So let me just tell you why I asked you along here. As you probably know, we’re starting searching Blenheim all over again today, and we’re going to search and search until we’re blue in the bloody face, OK? But if we still don’t find anything we’re going to hand over to Morse—and to you, Sergeant. I just thought you might like to know what we’re all up against, see?”
Lewis was conscious of a sinking sense of humiliation. “I—I didn’t know that, sir.”
“Why should you? They don’t tell even you everything, do they?”
“Why might they be taking you off?” asked Lewis slowly.
“They—’they’—are taking me off because they don’t think I’m any fucking good,” said Johnson bitterly as he rose to his feet. “That’s why!”
Chapter Sixteen
Between 1871 and 1908 he published twenty volumes of verse, of little merit
(“Alfred Austin”, The Oxford Companion to English Literature, edited by Margaret Drabble)
Morse was spending the last three days of his West Country holiday at the King’s Arms in Dorchester (Dorchester, Dorset). Here he encountered neither models nor beauticians; but at last he began to feel a little reluctant about returning to Oxford. On the Wednesday he had explored Hardy’s Dorchester on foot (!) A.M., and spent the whole P.M. in the Dorset County Museum. Nostalgic, all of it. And when finally he returned to “the chief hotel in Casterbridge” he sat drinking his beer in the bar before dinner with the look of a man who was almost at ease with life.
On the Thursday morning he drove out through the countryside that provided much of the setting for Tess of the d’Urbervilles, along the A352 to the east of Dorchester, following the Vale of the Great Dairies, past Max Gate and Talbothays towards Wool. As he was driving through Moreton, he wondered whether there was any follow-up to the Phillipson analysis (there had been no mention in the Tuesday or Wednesday editions), and he stopped and bought the last copy of The Times from the village newsagent’s. The answer was yes—yes, there was; and he sat for a while in the sunshine beside the wall of the cemetery containing the grave of Lawrence of Arabia, reading the long letter which (as with succeeding letters) now found its place naturally in the newspaper’s correspondence columns:
From Professor (Emeritus)
René Gray
Sir, My mind, doubtless like the minds of many of your regular readers, has been much exercised these past few days following the publication (July 3) of the letter received by the Thames Valley Police. I beg the courtesy of your columns to make one or two observations.
This is not a poem by Alfred Austin, though the words “A. Austin” appear beneath it. The name “Austin” does not seem to refer to a make of motor car: “A”-registration Austins date from 1983–84, and there is no resemblance between this date and those given in brackets. The dates given are not Austin the poet’s dates. He was born in 1835, and died in 1913. There is a remote possibility that the last two digits of his birth-date have been transposed for some reason, but the death-date is plainly wrong. Dying in 1913, he was 78 years old at the time of his death. By a strange coincidence the transposition of these digits gives us the “87” which is written here. I conclude that the dates are not all they seem, and most likely constitute the key to the cypher.
The figures do not appear to give geographical coordinates. They do not match the format of Ordnance Survey co-ordinates, and they are not co-ordinates of latitude and longitude, since Great Britain lies between the 50th and 60th lines of latitude and between the longitudes 2°E and 10°W. We are left with six digits which somehow must give the clue to the interpretation of the words of the message.
I have not been able to work out the cypher. I have tried the first word, followed by the eighth, followed by the fifth after that (giving either “Find … my … the … skylit”, or “Find … frosted … skylit … me”). I have re-transposed the sequences of digits, to no better effect. I have tried lines, first words of lines, last words of lines. I have taken the digits in pairs, i.e as 18, 53 (or 35) and 87 with the same result. I have alternated the beginnings of the lines with the ends of the lines, and vice versa.
I have simplified the expression “1853–87” by interpreting the hyphen as a minus sign. The answer, “1766”, does not produce any happier result. The only sensible word produced is yielded by taking letters in that sequence in the first line, thus giving “F-i-s-h”, but the message does not continue. (A red herring, possibly!)
There are a large number of other combinations and permutations, but no method other than trial and error for seeing whether any make any sense.
The overriding advantage of the mechanical method of deciphering is that the poem itself does not have to make sense; a random sequence of words would fulfil exactly the same purpose of concealing the message. Hence odd words such as “tiger” need not fall into the category of important words at all: in its place, “chairman” or “post-box” would do equally well; these words meet the requirements of the metre, but would not be included in the deciphered message. Likewise, the upper case “T” in the middle of line 13 is not significant. The fact that the poem does make some kind of sense in places thus merely adds to the bafflement.
If this line of thinking is correct, it does not matter what the poem says, or what it means. What is needed is the services of a skilled cryptographer.
Yours faithfully,
RENÉ GRAY,
136 Victoria Park Road, Leicester.
Morse read the letter once only, and decided to wait until his return to the King’s Arms (where he had the two earlier cuttings) in order to have a more careful look at the good professor’s analysis and suggested methodology. He sounded an engaging sort of fellow, Gray—especially with that bit about the “chairman” and the “post-box”.
Back in Dorchester that afternoon, Morse went into the public library and looked up “Austin” in The Oxford Companion to English Literature. He’d heard of Austin the poet—of course he had; but he’d never known anything much about him, and he was certainly unaware that any poem, or even line, produced by the former poet laureate had merited immortality.
From the library Morse walked on to the post office, where he bought a black and white postcard of Dorchester High Street, and stood for an inordinate length of time in the queue there. He didn’t know the price of the stamp for a postcard, and didn’t wish to waste a first-class stamp if, as he suspected, the official tariff for postcards was a few pence lower. It was, he realized, quite ridiculous to wait so long for such a little saving.
But wait Morse did.
Lewis received the card the following morning, the message written in Morse’s small, neat, and scholarly hand:
Mostly I’ve not been quite so miserable since last year’s holiday, but things are looking up here in D. Warmest regards to you (and to Mrs. Lewis)—but not to any of our other colleagues. Have you been following the Swedish lass? I reckon I know what the poem means!
Definitely home Sat.
M
This card, with its curmudgeonly message, was delivered to police HQ in Kidlington—since Morse had not quite been able to remember Lewis’s Headington address. And by the time it was in Lewis’s hands, almost everyone in the building had read it. It might, naturally, have made Lewis a little cross—such contravention of the laws of privacy.
But it didn’t. It made him glad.
Chapter Seventeen
Extract from a diary dated Friday, 10 July 1992
Please God let me wake from this dream! Please God may she not be dead! Those words—the ones I so recently wrote—for them may I be forgiven! Those terrible words!—when I disavowed my love for my own flesh and blood, for my own children, for my daughter. But how could I be forgiven? The fates decree otherwise and ever have so decreed. The words may be blotted out but they will remain. The paper may be burned in the furnace but the words will persist for evermore. Oh blackness! Oh night of the soul! Throw open the wide door of Hell, Infernal Spirits, for it is I who approach—all hope of virtue, all hope of life abandoned! I have reached the Inferno and there now read that grim pronouncement of despair above its portal.
I am sunk deep in misery and anguish of mind and spirit. At my desk I sit here weeping bitter tears. I shout Forgive me! Forgive me! And then I shout again Forgive me! Everyone forgive me! Had I still belief in God I would seek to pray. But I cannot. And even now—even in the abyss of my despair—I have not told the truth! Let it be known that tomorrow I shall once more be happy—some of tomorrow’s hours will bring me happiness again. She is coming. She is coming here. She herself has arranged and organized. She it is who has wished to come! For my sake is this? Is this for my need—my grief’s sake? Yet such considerations are of minor consequence. She is coming, tomorrow she is coming. More precious to me is that woman even than the mother who suffers all that pain …
(Later.) I am so low I wish I were dead. My selfishness my self-pity is so great that I can have no pity for the others—the others who grieve so greatly. I have just re-read one of Hardy’s poems. I used to know it by heart. No longer though and now my left forefinger traces the lines as slowly I copy it out:
I seem but a dead man held on end
To sink down soon … O you could not know
That such swift fleeing
No soul foreseeing—
Not even I—would undo me so.
I never really managed to speak to you my daughter. I never told you my darling daughter because I did not know—and now you can never know why and can never understand.
I have reached a decision. This journal shall be discontinued. Always when I look back on what I have written I see nothing of any worth—only self-indulgence—theatricality—over-emotionalism. Just one plea I make. It was never forced or insincere or hypocritical. No, never!
But no more.
Chapter Eighteen
A “strange coincidence” to use a phrase
By which such things are settled now-a-days
(Lord Byron, Don Juan)
Claire Osborne turned right from the A40 down into Banbury Road, knowing that she would have to drive only three or four hundred yards along it, since she had received a detailed map through the post. She was a little surprised—a lot surprised—when she spotted, on her right, the Cotswold House, a considerably more striking and attractive building than the “suburban, modern, detached,” blurb of The Good Hotel Guide had led her to expect. She experienced an unexpected feeling of delight as she parked her Metro MG (what a disaster not taking that to Lyme!) on the rusty-red asphalt in front of the double-fronted guesthouse, built of honey-coloured Cotswold stone in the leafy environs of North Oxford.
Flower-baskets in green, red, purple, and white hung all around her as she rang the bell at the front door, on which a white notice announced “No Vacancies”. But Claire had earlier found a vacancy, and booked it: a vacancy for two.
The door was opened by a tall, slim man, with a shock of prematurely grey hair, black eyebrows, a slightly diffident smile, and a soft Irish brogue.
“Hello.”
“Hello. My name’s Mrs. Hardinge, and I think you’ll find—”
“Already found, Mrs. Hardinge. And I’m Jim O’Kane. Now do come in, won’t you? And welcome to the Cotswold House.” With which splendid greeting he picked up her case and led her inside, where Claire felt immediately and overwhelmingly impressed.
Briefly O’Kane consulted the bookings register, then selected a key from somewhere, and led the way up a semicircular staircase.
“No trouble finding us, I trust?”
“No. Your little map was very helpful.”
“Good journey?”
“No problems.”
O’Kane walked across the landing, inserted a key in Room 1, opened the door, ushered his guest inside, followed her with the suitcase, and then, with a courteous, old-world gesture, handed her a single key—almost as if he were presenting a bouquet of flowers to a beautiful girl.
“The key fits your room here and the front door, Mrs. Hardinge.”
“Fine.”
“And if I could just remind you”—his voice growing somewhat apologetic—“this is a non-smoking guesthouse … I did mention it when you rang.”
“Yes.” But she was frowning. “That means—everywhere? Including the bedrooms?”
“Especially the bedrooms,” replied O’Kane, simply if reluctantly.
Claire looked down at the single key. “My husband’s been held up in London—”
“No problem! Well, only one problem perhaps. We’re always a bit pushed for parking—if there are two cars …?”
“He’ll have his car, yes. But don’t worry about that. There seems to be plenty of room in the side-streets.”
O’Kane appeared grateful for her understanding, and asked if she were familiar with Oxford, with the North Oxford area. And Claire said, yes, she was; her husband knew the area well, so there was no trouble there.
Wishing Mrs. Hardinge well, Mr. O’Kane departed—leaving Claire to look with admiration around the delightfully designed and decorated accommodation. En suite, too.
O’Kane was not a judgemental man, and in any case the morality of his guests was of rather less importance to him than their comfort. But already the signs were there: quite apart from the circumstantial evidence of any couple arriving in separate cars, over the years O’Kane had observed that almost every wedded woman arriving first would show an interest in the in-house amenities and the like. Yet Mrs. Hardinge(?) had enquired about none of these … he would have guessed too (if asked) that she might well pay the bill from her own cheque-book when the couple left—about 50 per cent of such ladies usually did so. In the early days of his business career, such things had worried O’Kane a little. But not so much now. Did it matter? Did it really matter? Any unwed couple could get a mortgage these days—let alone a couple of nights’ accommodations in a B & B. She was a pleasantly spoken, attractive woman; and as O’Kane walked down the stairs he hoped she’d have a happy time with that Significant Other who would doubtless be arriving soon, ostensibly spending the weekend away from his wife at some O
xford conference.
Oxford was full of conferences …
Claire looked around her. The co-ordinated colour scheme of décor and furnishing was a sheer delight—white, champagne, cerise, mahogany—and reproductions of late-Victorian pictures graced the walls. Beside the help-yourself tea and coffee facilities stood a small fridge, in which she saw an ample supply of milk; and two wine glasses—and two champagne glasses. For a while she sat on the floral-printed bedspread; then went over to the window and looked out, over the window-box of busy Lizzies, geraniums, and petunias, down on to the Banbury Road. For several minutes she stood there, not knowing whether she was happy or not—trying to stop the clock, to live in the present, to grasp the moment … and to hold it.
Then—her heart was suddenly pounding against her ribs. A man was walking along the pavement towards the roundabout. He wore a pink, short-sleeved shirt, and his forearms were bronzed—as if perhaps he might recently have spent a few days beside the sea. In his left hand he carried a bag bearing the name of the local wineshop, Oddbins; in his right hand he carried a bag with the same legend. He appeared deep in thought as he made his way, fairly slowly, across her vision and proceeded up towards the roundabout.
What an amazing coincidence!—the man might have thought had she pushed open the diamond-leaded window and shouted “Hi! Remember me? Lyme Regis? Last weekend?” But that would have been to misunderstand matters, for in truth there was no coincidence at all. Claire Osborne had seen to that.
There was a soft knock on her door, and O’Kane asked if she—if either of them—would like a newspaper in the morning: it was part of the service. Claire smiled. She liked the man. She ordered The Sunday Times. Then, for a little while after he was gone, she wondered why she felt so sad.