by Mick Farren
ARGO
Argo craned to stare up as five Norse biplanes roared overhead in a tight V formation with even more flamboyant and heraldic designs in their wings and fuselage than the ones that had bombed and strafed the Mosul at Newbury Vale. As the Ragnar steamed slowly up the Bristol Channel, passing under the intricate span of a towering suspension bridge, small boats, flying both the North Star flag of the NU, and the Crowned Bear of Albany, and packed with waving, cheering people, crowded the water ahead, behind, and on either side of them. He could see Cordelia, in her tightest dress uniform, had somehow managed to find herself a place at the rail, close to the destroyer’s bow, and she was actually waving back. Jack Kennedy’s arrival in the Norse Union was being treated with an enthusiastic anticipation that was close to hero worship, but Argo knew the hero was being carefully guarded. All the way up the Bristol Channel, the defensive gun emplacements were fully manned, and a number of small, fast gunboats had moved purposefully in among the boats of the floating spectators. He was also aware that not everyone in the Norse Union was as ecstatic at the arrival of Jack Kennedy or the coming visit of the King. Argo may have been drinking heavily in the time between training and when the army had moved out on the advance into Virginia and Newbury Vale, but that did not mean he had been completely inattentive at the various gatherings, functions, and whiskey-soaked nights in the officers mess, or oblivious to the gossip, rumor, and given intelligence that constantly circulated. He knew that some factions did not share the support for Albany of NU President Inga Sundquist and her Vice President Ingmar Ericksen for the Albany cause. Among them were the Latvian bankers, too heavily influenced by their need to deal with the Swiss, who, in turn, sat in their alpine national fortress with their money, their chocolate, and their cuckoo clocks, maintaining their own unsteady and always mutable neutrality by acting as unofficial economic mentors to Hassan and the Zhaithan. Then there were those who favored the Hindi Raj over Albany. In the Americas, few ever looked to the east of the Mosul Empire and considered the Hindi Raj, who also had the military weight of Hassan IX and his murderous hordes hard against their frontiers. To the Rajahs in Jaipur and Calcutta, the Mosul invasion of the Americas was seen as a much-needed second front, and, should the Mosul be driven out of the New World, the pressure of Hassan’s need for conquest would fall squarely on them.
A few nights before The Four had boarded the Ragnar for their ocean crossing, T’saya had served her famous gumbo to Argo and Raphael, the two girls being elsewhere on prior engagement, and while the three of them ate highly spiced shrimp and drank Baltimore beer, she had filled them in on the various groups who would cause trouble for Albany inside the Norse Union, lest they make the mistake of believing that all of the Norse unquestioningly loved them. She had told them of the political extremists in the far north of the NU, who had publicly called Ingmar Ericksen a traitor for having such a close relationship with Jack Kennedy; fringe groups of jackbooted absolutists like the Slaves of the Serpent, the Thulists, the Brownshirts, who, according to T’saya’s geopolitical view, “sat up there in Oslo and Helsinki dreaming masturbation dreams of Crom and the Old Gods, and growing wistful for what they imagine are the politics of the war axe.”
He recalled her words very clearly. “They’re nothing but emotionally stunted schoolboys at heart. They envy the Zhaithan for the treatment of women, but would run a mile from a real Viking saga. They’re petty but they’re still dangerous, and they’re almost as much our enemy as the Mosul. They, too, have their nasty, little-boy dreams of conquest, and power. That’s why they are so opposed to President Sundquist’s tacit alliance with Albany, and why they would happily shoot Ingmar Ericksen if they thought they could get away with it. As always, my Raphael and my Argo, mark me very careful, and take nothing at face value.”
He recalled T’saya’s words as the Ragnar’s Bristol pilot steered the destroyer close to the pier where they would dock and a military band struck up the Albany national anthem. The elaborate reception that awaited them made it hard to believe that Kennedy and all those with him were not universally adored. Flags and bunting decked the pier, and, in addition to the brass band, a company of Norse Marines, in full dress, blue tunics and white kepis, stood at rigid attention. A line of almost a dozen large black automobiles were waiting to take them to their next destination, and a reception committee of Norse leaders, dignitaries, and diplomats were grouped where the first gangplank would run out, ready to greet Kennedy and his party. Farther down the pier, a double line of police held back a crowd of sightseers and well-wishers who had brought more flags and banners of their own, creating a fluttering sea of red, white, gold, and pale blue. Less impressive, but also a vital part of the process, was the small throng of reporters and cameramen, with the notebooks and microphones, tripods and flash trays, all waiting to relay word and image of the Albany arrival to the rest of the country.
Once the gangway had been wheeled into place, and secured by a detail of sailors, the marine band struck up a reprise of “Hail Albany” and Kennedy started down it, closely followed by the ever-present and watchful Dawson. Bareheaded and waving, hat in hand, acknowledging the cheers from the other end of the pier, he posed for the big bulky cameras of the newsmen, looking a little dazzled by their exploding flash powder. At the bottom of the gangway, as protocol dictated, he was met by England’s Provincial Governor, Sir Richard Branson. Kennedy would have to wait until he reached Stockholm before his public audience with President Inga Sundquist. As the two men shook hands, the band segued into “Hammer of the North,” and the rest of the Kennedy party began to descend. The Four were among the last to go ashore, but the cheering had hardly diminished, and as they negotiated the gangway, Argo could not help feeling that he, too, was something special; in his own way a minor hero, if only by association. He also resolved to make every possible use of this notoriety and adoration.
Once he had both feet on dry land, Argo, hero or not, would willingly have just stood and stared, taking in all of the Norse military circumstance. The band, the honor guard, the reporters, and the crowds of well-managed spectators, the airships, even the endless Bristol Naval Yard, with its moored lines of huge and immaculate gray warships, all combined to overwhelm him. Argo had seen a lot since he had left his village in Virginia, but he suddenly felt like a child in an entirely new and wondrous land, and knew he would need to operate on a fresh scale of values and assumptions. He was suddenly aware how, in comparison to these old nations of Northern Europe, Albany was little more than a pioneer settlement, despite its castle, and its pretensions to tradition. Even Jack Kennedy, the focus of all this ceremony, was nothing more than the first-generation son of a backwoods moonshiner.
JESAMINE
“This way!”
“Jesamine! Major Jesamine!”
“Jesamine! Jesamine!”
“Look this way, Jesamine!”
“Major Jesamine!”
The reporters were actually shouting at her, and, even before she set foot on the dock she found herself half blinded by a blaze of exploding flash powder.
“Look this way.”
“Major Jesamine, can you tell us why Prime Minister Kennedy picked you to accompany him?”
She had been warned that Norse had their tabloid press, and some of those newspapers were infinitely rougher and more sensational than The Albany Banner, but she had expected nothing like the baying mob that confronted her. It was as though they knew about her already. And then she realized that, in all probability, they did. These reporters did their research and had informants all over. They had almost certainly checked the lists of who was in the Kennedy party, and it would have been no great stretch for them to find the exposé of “Slave Girl Jesamine” in The Banner. Horrified that her dubious history and reputation might have preceded her across the Northern Ocean, she managed to make her way down the gangway and onto the hard flagstones of the dock in her New York high heels, but after that she hesitated, dazed and totally unsure of
what to do next, frightened that she was going to stumble, until a firm hand grasped her by the arm, and a calm voice spoke with an authoritative urgency. “Just say nothing. Ignore them. Once we get to London, we’ll do our best to keep them away from you, but for now just keep your head down and get in the car.”
“What?”
“Just come with me to your car, Major. As fast as you can.”
“Who are you?”
“Tennyson. Commander Jane Tennyson.” Commander Tennyson was a thinly officious blonde woman dressed in the stylishly tailored uniform of an officer in the Norse Navy.
Jesamine was bemused, but survival instinct and Tennyson’s official air stopped her from pulling away. “I don’t understand.”
“I’m your NU liaison for the duration of your visit, and I’m also responsible for your safety.”
“These reporters…”
“I’m afraid they rather go with the territory. But I would have thought you’d be accustomed to all the attention by now.”
Jesamine said nothing. So the story from The Banner had preceded her. Even her liaison officer knew about it, although, to know things had to be part of a liaison officer’s job. Tennyson gestured to a line of large, black, square-sided automobiles that waited with their engines running on the other side of the dock. “Shall we?…”
As Jesamine allowed herself to be propelled towards the cars. She saw that Cordelia, Raphael, and Argo were being likewise herded along by a male officer. As she and Tennyson took off at a semi-run, the men and women of the press started up again with their loud and idiotic questions. “Major Jesamine, how did it feel to cross the ocean with Prime Minister Kennedy? Is his reputation as a ladies’ man all it’s made out to be?”
At this, Jesamine again almost tripped. The English press might have read up on her past in back issues of The Banner, but how the hell could they know anything about her and Jack Kennedy? She could imagine a sailor or servant not being averse to picking up a few extra shillings by feeding tidbits to the newspapers, but no one on the Ragnar could have used the destroyer’s wireless communications to spread that kind of gossip. It was only then that she realized they actually knew nothing, and were just wildly adding two and two, not knowing that, by blind luck, they were actually making four. She only hoped Jack Kennedy would not blame her for all the cheap speculation, and have nothing more to do with her.
RAPHAEL
Clearly Jesamine had to be moved away from the howling mob of loud and uncouth reporters who seemed close to obsessive about her, doubtless as a result of all the nonsense printed about her in The Albany Banner. Raphael pushed to get to her and hustle her away, but, before he could reach her, a slim but determined naval officer took care of her. The line of cars was discreetly guarded by a squad of more Norse marines in camouflage battledress, armed with Bergman rapid-fire rifles. The fact was again not being overlooked that their enemies were only a relative stone’s throw away, across the narrow waters of the English Channel. These grim men in combat drab were infinitely closer to Raphael’s reality than the ceremonial honor guard, in their crisp blue and white and gold, shouldering their polished but extremely antique muskets. Kennedy and the English Provincial Governor were now heading for the first and most luxurious car in line, the one that flew pennants of the NU and Albany. The Four were being directed to the next to last in line, which seemed somehow apt. Jesamine’s commander pushed her into the car, and out of sight of the photographers, but then Cordelia, who, for reasons known only to herself, had taken on some frivolous, airhead persona, managed to thwart the smooth getaway by actually stopping and posing for the press, and then asking a totally fatuous question. “Why are we going by car? I thought we were taking a train to London.”
Commander Tennyson dragged Cordelia into the car, snapping tersely. “The cars are just to take us to Temple Meads railway station. From there we go on by special train.”
An entire platform had been closed off at Bristol’s Temple Meads station, and a red carpet laid. Raphael expected another crowd scene with reporters and milling onlookers, but mercifully the only welcoming committee was the station master and some official from what was called Amalgamated Western Railway, although more heavily armed soldiers in full battle dress stood guard. The Kennedy motorcade drove straight up to the most splendid train Raphael had ever seen. The gleaming steam locomotive was freshly painted, green livery with red trim, and four carriages the same, except in turquoise and gold. The sour note was the flatcar behind the guard’s van on which a rotating, twin-barreled light field gun was mounted for the protection of the train and its passengers. The moment the car came to a stop, Commander Tennyson indicated that The Four should sit tight. “Let the bigwigs and the brass shake hands with the station master, and then get aboard before we make our move. The security detail wants the least number of people on the platform at any one time.”
She watched carefully for maybe two minutes and then swung the car’s door open so it was only a matter of a few steps to the train. “That’s it, people, let’s go.”
The Four scrambled out of the car and, guided by Tennyson, walked quickly to the last carriage, nodding to the two stewards who were waiting to assist them. The locomotive noisily let off steam, and blew a double blast on its whistle. The next stop was London.
ARGO
The English countryside rolled by outside the window. In many ways it was a lot like Virginia, only smaller and neater, more compact and organized. The Kennedy train rattled through towns and villages, through tunnels and over bridges, and past spring-green hedgerows, woods in freshly budding leaf, and well-tended handkerchief fields. Argo could see how, when the first settlers had landed in the new world, on the East Coast of the Americas, they must have thought themselves in a kind of rough and ready, unkempt and uncultivated paradise. Virginia and Albany were a vastly more lush, unfenced, and uncontrolled version of the lands that they had left. Cars and horse-drawn wagons waited at level crossings, and on the platforms of the stations that they passed without stopping, English commuters stared curiously at the clearly unusual train as it sped by. The interior of the train was quite as lavish as the outside. The apartment into which they were first ushered by the stewards was paneled in richly polished chestnut and upholstered in dark leather. As they settled themselves, and the train pulled out of the station, clattering over multiple sets of points, drink orders were taken. Raphael and Jesamine played it sensible and requested coffee. Cordelia went native and asked for tea, but when Argo threw caution to the winds and demanded a large scotch, she did the same. They remained in the compartment as the train made its way out of the port city, past the famous Exchange Building, the Bristol Rovers’ football ground, the buttressed bulk of the Cathedral of Odin, with its soaring gothic spire, and the much smaller Tabernacle of Jesu Ben Joseph.
As the train rolled out of Bristol, Tennyson filled them in on their itinerary once they arrived in London. “We will first go to the Asquith Hotel where you will all be staying. Once you get there, you’ll have a little more than an hour to freshen up before we leave for the official reception at the Palace of Westminster.”
Raphael had sighed. “Reception?”
Tennyson nodded. “Members of the Government and foreign dignitaries will formally welcome Prime Minister Kennedy to London.”
“And we’ll be expected to go?”
“Of course.”
Jesamine shook her head. “Exhibits in the zoo again.”
Tennyson ignored Jesamine and looked down at her clipboard. “The next thing after that will be tomorrow afternoon when you are expected to accompany Prime Minister Kennedy in the procession to the Hall of the Provincial Parliament.”
Jesamine’s point seemed to be made for her. “Like I said, exhibits again.”
Tennyson folded her clipboard shut but said nothing. At that point, Argo had turned and looked out of the window again. He did not want to think about an official reception. They were passing rolling fields between woode
d hills, with placid cows grazing contentedly. Earlier, however, Argo had seen something else from the window that had not been quite as pleasing as unfolding rural England. They had gone by a large billboard obviously positioned so it could be easily read from passing trains. The image was a crude and ugly cartoon of Jack Kennedy, armed to the teeth, dressed like a stereotyped hillbilly complete with coonskin cap, driving a broken-down cart drawn by a donkey. The slogan was in huge, blood-red letters …
DRIVIN’ THE NORSE TO WAR!
On the car ride to Temple Meads, they had also passed a small group of demonstrators with placards that had read, “Go Home Warmonger!” and “Hassan Is Not The Enemy!” Argo had noticed that a number of them were wearing the double axe symbol of the followers of Crom. At the time, no one had said anything, but the billboard had caused the eyes of The Four to turn to Tennyson, who could only purse her lips and look a little embarrassed. “What can I say? You can’t please everyone. Especially the Crom nutters.”