“Good afternoon, officer—what can I do for you?”
“Russell Begley?”
“That’s me,” he smiled.
“Mr. Begley, you and your friends stayed at the Round Top Mountain Cabins in Trout Run recently, is that so?”
“Uh...yeah.”
“You left the room a bit of a mess. Took off with something that didn’t belong to you.”
Begley looked edgy.
“A green and gold bedspread.”
“Oh, yeah, right.” The tension drained out of his face. “Look, I’m sorry about that. My friend, he had a little too much to drink, and well, I don’t think you’d really want it back now.” He reached for his wallet. “I’m happy to pay for it, and any other damage we caused.”
“That’s very cooperative of you, Mr. Begley.” Frank smiled, but made no move to take the proffered money. “I’m also interested in knowing the whereabouts of what you had rolled up in the bedspread.”
A fine sheen of sweat broke out on Begley’s forehead, and Frank knew he had his man. “In?” the word came out like a cricket’s chirp. He cleared his throat and tried again. “Nothing was in the blanket.”
“Oh, I think there was. You dragged it behind the cabin, then loaded it into your SUV.”
Begley was looking like he might toss his lunch right there. “I don’t want to talk to you anymore. I want to call a lawyer.”
What a chump! Call in a lawyer for a stupid prank like this. It’d be Easter before they got the statue back if some shyster got in the middle of the process. “Look Mr. Begley, I’m not interested in prosecuting you for this stunt. I want the statue back. As long as it’s not damaged, you have nothing to worry about. Give it back to me and I’ll leave.”
Begley’s breathing was audible. Finally he spoke. “The statue. Right. The statue that’s been on the news. Well, see, I don’t exactly have that anymore.”
“Where is it?”
“We, uh, sold it.”
“Sold it! To whom?”
“To, uh, a guy. A guy at the rest stop on the Thruway.” Begley’s words came faster and faster. “He saw it in the SUV and he liked it and asked what did we want for it so he gave us a hundred bucks and we gave him the statue. Because, see, we really didn’t want to keep it anymore, after we sobered up.” Begley pulled out his wallet again. “Here, you can have that money too.”
THE NEXT WEEK BEGLEY appeared in municipal court to answer the charge of criminal trespass, pleaded guilty and got probation as a first-time offender. No one went to Attica for stealing chainsaw art. As far as the law was concerned, the case was closed.
As far as Trout Run was concerned, it was wide open.
“Why can’t you get this guy to tell you what he did with Joseph?”
That was the question Frank answered all day long, from Bucky and Bob and Earl to people standing in line with him at the Post Office. Over and over he explained that real life wasn’t the same as TV, that he didn’t get to knock suspects around until they were reduced to quivering wrecks who told all. Not that he wouldn’t have liked to rattle the chain of a guy who brought a three-hundred-dollar- an- hour Albany lawyer to a municipal court appearance. Something hinky there.
After a particularly grueling session that ruined his lunch at the diner, Frank headed across the green for the relative safety of his office. He stepped on the path that led through the Nativity scene in time to see a lanky boy shoot out of the church, an aqua Tupperware container clutched under his arm like a football. And there, pursuing him like a Jets linebacker, was Myrna.
“Stop, thief!” Myrna shrieked. “Stop him.”
Frank stepped forward to intercept the boy, who dodged him, slipped, and fell in the snow, the Tupperware rolling to a stop in front of a winded Myrna.
“What’s going on?” Frank asked, holding the elbow of the squirming boy.
“He stole the chicken salad for the Parish Sages luncheon, that’s what’s going on,” Myrna said. “I was up late last night making that, and he thinks he can stroll off with it. Well, I’ve had enough! This has got to stop.”
By this time Pastor Bob had showed up. “Take your chicken salad and go, Myrna. There’s no need to create a scene.” He turned to Frank. “Let the boy go.”
Frank released the boy’s arm and he took off like a rocket. “I think it’s time you tell me about your theft problem over there.”
“It’s Greg Haney’s kids.” Bob had run out without his coat and stood shivering as he explained. “They’re obviously not getting enough to eat at home with their mother dead and their dad disabled, so they’ve been stealing food from the church. I’ve called Greg several times offering to help, even went over there, but his daughter insists they’re all right. Greg won’t even talk to me. He’s stubborn and proud.”
Frank steered Bob toward his office. Neither of them was eager to encounter Myrna right now. “We’ll have to call Social Services.”
Bob sighed. “I guess. I hate to get a government bureaucracy involved. We can take care of our own here. Ardyth Munger’s been leaving a bag of groceries on the Haneys’ porch every week. She sees Greg in his workroom, but he ignores her knocking.”
“Well, obviously that’s not enough,” Frank said as they entered the office. “The county social worker will know how to help.”
As Frank worked his way through the department of social services’ automated answering system, he glanced at the papers that had landed in his box while he was out. The state police weekly missing persons report.
“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line,” a computerized voice droned in his ear.
He glanced through the report as he waited. A teenage girl in Buffalo, an Alzheimer’s patient in Schenectady. Nothing of interest to him.
“All lines are still busy. Please continue to hold.”
Frank flipped to the second page of the report. A 23-year old man last seen a week ago in the vicinity of Lake Placid. Travis Monteith. He read with more attention. “Colleagues report Monteith planned to go skiing for the weekend. He never returned to work. Height: 6’ 2”; weight: 190; hair: brown, eyes: brown, identifying marks: tattoo of iguana on right forearm.”
“Department of Social Services. How may I help you? Hello?”
Frank hung up the phone and grabbed his jacket.
“Where are you going?”
He brushed past Bob. Humiliation at what he had overlooked and dread of what he would find took away his voice.
“Frank, should I come with you?”
“It’s too late for that.”
FRANK POUNDED ON THE door of the Haneys’ house in the late afternoon twilight. “Police. Open up.” To the right of the porch, a one-story wing extended from the house. A soft light glowed behind the sheer curtain of the front window, where a man sat with his head bent. Greg Haney’s workroom, but Greg didn’t flinch at the racket coming from his front door.
“Danielle Haney, are you in there?” Frank shouted. “Open this door or I’ll kick it in.”
Frank heard shuffling on the other side of the door, as if the girl had been inches away all along. The door swung inward and Frank saw a tall, slender teenager trembling in the hall. He pushed past her and turned right, into the large rectangular room where Greg Haney repaired guns. Low shelves lined the walls, filled with parts and tools easily within reach of a man confined to a wheelchair. At the worktable by the window a man sat, his head bowed, his forehead furrowed, for all the world concentrating on the disassembled gun before him.
But the work never progressed. The man was made of wood.
Frank turned to find Danielle and her brother, a big, slack-jawed boy, watching him.
“Where is your father?”
“That’s a secret!” the boy protested. “Don’t tell the man the secret, Danielle, remember?”
The girl looked much smaller to Frank than she had a few minutes before, diminished by weariness and sorrow and fear. She pointed her brother toward the door. “
Let’s go in the kitchen, Derek. I’ll make you hot chocolate.” Then she glanced back over her shoulder and nodded slightly in the direction of the back yard. “We had to,” she whispered.
Had to. Had to conceal their father’s death because they hadn’t called a doctor for him when he needed one? Had to let him die because the burden of caring for him had grown too heavy? And he and Bob and Ardyth and Greg’s customers had allowed it to happen; had kept a safe distance, not wanting to trample on Greg’s dignity. The North Country credo—don’t butt in.
Frank’s fingers felt thick and clumsy as he dialed the state police. The dispatcher kept questioning his requests. Yes, he really did need two crime scene teams. Yes, the second one was to go to the Round Top to look for evidence that Travis Monteith’s weekend of drunken partying had taken a nasty turn in cabin seven. He couldn’t blame her—she was probably incredulous that any cop could be stupid enough to see evidence of a 200-pound corpse dragged through the snow and mistake it for the signs of a kidnapped statue.
Frank hung up and put his hand on Joseph’s shoulder.
He had the statue back, safe and sound. But where was the joy?
FRANK WATCHED THE CHOIR, clad in down jackets instead of robes, file out of the church and onto the green for the Christmas Eve carol sing. He had a good view of the Nativity. The tourists had all gone home; this event was for Trout Run only. Earl and his girlfriend of the moment held hands. Bucky Reinholz beamed. The Haney kids stood together right up front, Derek in the middle, sheltered by the others.
“Doesn’t it make you happy to see those kids together?” Ardyth appeared at his side. “After all Danielle went through to keep them out of foster care.”
“You and Bob did a great thing, agreeing to help Danielle so that Social Services would let them keep living together at their house.”
“You can share in the credit, Frank. Somehow you made those social workers believe that not reporting Greg’s heart attack was perfectly rational.”
“Maybe not rational, but not crazy.” Frank caught sight of Myrna, almost unrecognizable with a smile on her face. He thought again of what she’d said three weeks before in the church office: “No one really needs a chainsaw Joseph.” He’d agreed with her at the time, and now, happily, he understood they’d both been entirely wrong. The Haney kids had had another outlandish task for Joseph and he, no stranger to extraordinary requests, had accepted it.
And now Joseph was back with his family. Frank knew he was being sentimental but he thought Mary looked relieved, grateful that her protector had returned.
The choir began to sing, running through all the old standards: Joy to the World, Hark the Herald Angels, We Three Kings. Frank hunched his shoulders as the wind picked up. He’d listen to one or two more, then head home.
Away in a Manger, Silent Night. Frank turned toward his truck as Bob’s voice rang out over the green.
“We have one more carol that the choir has learned especially for tonight’s performance. It’s a German carol from the 14th Century, not very often performed anymore.”
Frank smiled and kept walking. The choir director must’ve been thrilled when Bob came up with this one. And then the music stopped him, the words flowing across the green and carried by the breeze into the starry night:
"Joseph Dearest, Joseph Mine,
Help me cradle the child divine;
God reward thee and All that's thine
In paradise,"
So prays the mother Mary.
Losers Weepers
When Trout Run Municipal Park Clean-Up Day rolled around, Ardyth Munger knew better than to arrive late.
Last year she had stopped at Malone’s Diner for breakfast—never a quick affair—and by the time she got to the park the only assignment left was cleaning behind the rest rooms, a part of the park that saw all its activity after the sun went down. This year, when Police Chief Frank Bennett arrived at 8:45 to coordinate the day’s activities, Ardyth was already sitting in the parking lot, work gloves in hand, ready for her assignment.
“How about cleaning the toddler playground?” Frank suggested. Still lean and spry at seventy-two, Ardyth strongly resisted efforts to shunt her off to little old lady activities. But Frank knew she’d rather collect chewed up old pacifiers than empty beer bottles, Skoal tins, and butts that even Ardyth knew didn’t contain tobacco.
“If that’s where you need me,” she said and marched off.
Although the weather had been uncommonly balmy for an Adirondack May, only a fool or a tourist would believe spring was here to stay. With snow showers predicted later in the week, Frank was anxious to get all the park improvement projects finished. Engrossed in unclogging the water fountain, he didn’t notice Ardyth’s return.
“Look what I found, Frank.” She dangled something shiny in her hand. “A gold locket.”
He reached for a wrench. “Finders keepers. Lucky you.”
“No, Frank—I can’t keep it. This is valuable.”
She pushed the necklace under his nose. The clasp on the delicate gold chain had caught on something and snapped.
“Feel how heavy and satiny the locket is. I’m sure this is eighteen-carat gold.” Ardyth examined the intricate filigree design of the case. “This is an heirloom. We have to find the person who lost it.”
Frank sat back on his heels and stared at her.
“Oh, relax. I didn’t mean you had to launch an investigation. Just keep it at the police department and I’ll put a lost and found ad in the Mountain Herald.”
“Take that up with Doris.” The town secretary maintained a huge lost and found box behind her desk into which a stream of single mittens, reading glasses, umbrellas, and sneakers thrown out the school bus window made their way. So far as Frank knew, no one had ever claimed anything although occasionally people trapped by a sudden Adirondack rainstorm came in and borrowed one of the umbrellas.
“No, it can’t go in the box with all that junk. It would be safest with you.”
Frank sighed and held out his hand. As Ardyth dropped the locket in his palm, he noticed the tiny hinge. “Why don’t you open it? If there’s a picture inside, maybe we can figure out who it belongs to.”
“Of course—how silly of me.” Ardyth popped the locket open.
Inside was a black and white photo, maybe an inch and a quarter long. A young man, cocky and grinning, stood with his arm around the shoulders of a slender woman. He wore a military uniform, she a dress with a cinched waist and a wide, white collar.
Ardyth tilted the locket into the sunlight. “From the hairstyles and the clothes, I’d say this was taken in the Fifties. His face is clearer than hers. She must have moved right when the camera snapped. There’s something about them...but no, I can’t tell who they are. “Can you?”
Frank squinted for a better look although if a life-long Trout Runner like Ardyth didn’t recognize the couple, he surely wouldn’t. The picture was tiny and faded, but one thing was clear. The two were in love.
FRANK PULLED THE PATROL car into the town office parking lot and dragged himself out of the vehicle. Keeping the men with chainsaws apart from the middle-schoolers with rakes was more exhausting than digging a ten-foot trench. Next year, he’d put Earl in charge of Clean-Up Day.
As if on cue, Earl came charging out the office door, drawing up short at the sight of his boss. “Wow, what timing! I thought I was going to have to go out on this call alone.”
Frank detected a note of disappointment. There was a time when he wouldn’t have let his civilian assistant handle a stray dog call on his own, but the kid had come a long way in two years. Earl was studying at the Police Academy now, and by next year he’d been sworn in as an officer. As long as this call wasn’t dangerous, Frank was happy to let Earl take it.
“Roy Corvin’s been shot!” Earl practically bounced with excitement. He hadn’t quite mastered a cop’s unflappable detachment.
“Hunting accident?”
Earl pulled a face. “Roy
Corvin’s no hunter. More likely he pissed someone off.”
Frank got back in the patrol car, waiting for Earl to buckle in before flipping on the siren and peeling out of the lot. “Which way?”
“Roy rents that little house behind Bill McKenna’s machine shop out on Ridge Road.” Earl was a human MapQuest for Trout Run, able to provide not only addresses and directions for every home in town, but also complete background information on every resident.
“Roy Corvin was way ahead of me in school,” he continued. “But he never graduated. Dropped out and couldn’t hold a job. Finally he joined the Army, but he was back home in four months. Claimed he had bad hearing in one ear, but I bet he got thrown out.”
“The Army needs every warm body they can get these days. They’re willing to overlook quite a few problems.”
“Army didn’t even want Roy for defusing roadside bombs. That says a lot.”
Frank took his eyes off the road for a moment to look at his assistant. It wasn’t like Earl to be so negative. This must be personal.
“What’d Roy Corvin ever do to you?”
Earl turned his head toward the window. Gazing at Whiteface shrouded in clouds, or Stony Brook winding through a stand of white birch could be irresistible, even to a native, but at this particular moment they were passing Al’s Sunoco.
“Earl?”
“My cousin Ruthann dated him for a while. Got taken in by his looks. Let’s just say it wasn’t a happy time for anyone in the family.”
“Abusive?”
“First Ruthann stopped coming to family parties. Then my Uncle Dave spotted her at the supermarket with a black eye. A couple of us paid Roy a little visit. Now Ruthann is engaged to a schoolteacher from Saranac Lake.”
Frank slapped the edge of the steering wheel. “Earl, I’m warning you, when you become a sworn law enforcement officer, you can’t take part in these family vengeance operations. ‘Protect and Serve’ is our motto, not ‘Judge and Punish.’ Roy is the victim here.” Frank pulled up beside an ambulance parked in front of Roy Corvin’s house. “Keep an open mind.”
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