by David Jason
   The women in my life: my sister, June.
   My wife, Gill, and our wonderful daughter, Sophie.
   INDEX
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   David Jason is referred to as DJ throughout.
   Abertysswg, Wales, 27
   Acton, London: BBC rehearsal rooms, 242, 294–5
   air-raids on London, 7–8, 11, 14–15, 20–1, 26–7
   Albert’s Follies (film), 214–19
   Alexander, Bruce, 352
   All Gas and Gaiters (TV series), 270
   Allen, Dave, 188
   ‘Allo ‘Allo (TV series), 108, 188
   Another Fine Mess (TV comedy play), 233
   Antrobus, John, The Bedsitting Room, 60
   Apethorpe Hall, Northamptonshire, 329
   Are You Being Served? (TV series), 108, 153, 188
   Ark (restaurant), Notting Hill, 181
   Armitage, Peter, 248
   Armstrong, Alun, 257–8
   Around the Town (school play), 34–5
   Askey, Arthur, 109, 250
   Associated Television (ATV), 123–4
   Associated-Rediffusion (first ITV channel, later Rediffusion), launch of, 24
   Athenaeum Ballroom, Muswell Hill, 80
   ATV (Associated Television), 123–4
   Australia, DJ on tour with Derek Nimmo’s company, 273–7
   Ayckbourn, Alan, The Norman Conquests, 225
   B. W. Installations & Co, 73–5, 81, 294
   Bacon, Paul, 115–16, 118–20
   BAFTA: Only Fools and Horses nominated for Best Comedy Series, 314; DJ wins Best Actor for Porterhouse Blue (1987), 76, 330–1; DJ wins award for Best Comedy Performance (1990), 335
   Bamford, Roger, 355–6
   Barclay, Humphrey: Do Not Adjust Your Set, 154–9, 161–2, 165; We Have Ways of Making You Laugh, 167; takes DJ skiing, 181–2; Week Ending, 183–4; Hark at Barker, 185–7; The Odd Job, 230–1; The Top Secret life of Edgar Briggs, 234–5; Lucky Feller, 248; celebrates DJ’s knighthood, 379
   Barker, Ronnie, 1, 154, 304; filming technique, 164; Hark at Barker (TV series), 185–8, 228–30; The Two Ronnies, 227–8; The Odd Job, 224, 230–4; ‘Six Dates With Barker,’ 230–3; leaves ITV for BBC, 233; Prisoner and Escort, 233–4; Open All Hours, 228, 234, 241–7, 287–8, 290–2; Porridge, 238–9;, 292–3; home in Oxfordshire, 244–7; attends DJ’s 50th birthday party, 335–6; writes poem to celebrate DJ’s knighthood, 380
   Barlow, Frances, 117–18, 144
   Barnet and Finchley Press, 46
   Barneycoat, Brian (schoolfriend), 32, 63
   Baron, Lynda, 242, 287
   Barrett, Tim, 216
   Barrie, J. M., Peter Pan, 134–40
   Bates, H. E., The Darling Buds of May, 338–9
   Bates, Richard, 348–50
   BBC, industrial action, 309
   BBC pantomime (1965), 108–13, 190
   BBC Television Centre, 168, 239, 243, 296, 304; tribute show to mark closing, 296
   Beckinsale, Richard, 240–1
   Bedsitting Room, The (Milligan/Antrobus), 60
   Bellingham, Lynda, 312
   Bennett, Hywel, 210
   Bethersden, Kent, 343
   Beverley, Joy, 62
   Beverley Sisters, 62
   Bevil, Bob, 61, 66, 73–4, 79, 81–2, 98, 182, 189, 294
   Bickers, Jimmy (childhood friend), 23
   Billingham, County Durham, 254
   Billingsgate Fish Market, 10
   Biltmore Hotel, Florida, 347
   Birmingham, England, 123
   Bit of a Do, A (TV series), 337–8
   Black Watch (cruise ship), 261
   Blackwall Tunnel, London, 72
   Blake, Josephine, 152
   Blitz, London, 7–8, 11, 14–15, 20–1, 26–7
   Bond, Sue, 220
   Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, 165–6
   Border Film Productions, 214
   Borrowers, The (film), 314
   Bournemouth, DJ does summer season with Dick Emery, 151–7
   Bournemouth Pier Theatre, 151, 158
   Bradbury, Malcolm, Porterhouse Blue, 326
   Branagh, Kenneth, 330–1
   Branson, Richard, 347–8
   Brighton, Tony (schoolfriend), 31
   British Airways, 271–2
   Broadbent, Jim, 314
   Bromley Press, 92, 107
   Bromley Repertory Theatre, 89–92, 106, 114–19, 130, 190
   Brooke-Taylor, Tim, 158
   Brothers, The (TV series), 236
   Browning, David, 153
   Buckingham Palace, 379
   Burley, Philip, 348–9
   Burton, Richard, 220, 221, 224
   Butt, Ray, 238, 295–7, 299, 304, 306, 307, 309, 315–18, 321–2, 326
   Butterflies (TV series), 298
   Byrne, Liam, 370–1
   Caine, Michael, 241
   Caldicot, Richard, 206
   Callender, Ann, 98, 99–100, 104, 108, 168–9, 172–3
   Cambridge Circus (revue), 158–9
   Cambridge Footlights, 158, 160
   Camden Town Theatre, 59
   Campion, Gerry, 210
   ‘Captain Fantastic’, 163–5, 166, 175
   Carmichael, Ian, 265
   Carroll, Brenda, 206
   Carry On Columbus (film), 225
   Cayman Islands, 2
   Challis, John, 306, 326
   Chapman, Graham, 158, 174, 224
   Chapman, John: Diplomatic Baggage, 106–8; Not Now Darling, 273
   Chapman, Paul, 338
   Chappel, Rita, 44
   Charles, Prince of Wales, 58
   Chase Me, Comrade (Cooney), 151, 153, 155
   Chichester Festival Theatre, 184
   Christie, Agatha, Murder at the Vicarage, 114–15
   Christmas Carol, A (film), 185
   Citizen Smith (TV series), 248, 295
   Clarke, Jacqueline, 257
   Clarke, Roy, 233, 237, 241, 287
   Clary, Julian, 225
   Cleese, John, 158, 174, 273, 296
   Clement, Dick, 233, 239
   Cobb & Co (restaurant chain), 212
   Coffey, Denise, 159–60, 162, 164, 167–8, 173–5, 177–80
   Cole, George, 321
   Cole, Johnny, 56–7
   Collins, Carol, 142–4, 209
   Collins, Phil, 143
   Connery, Sean, 87
   Connor, Kenneth, 110
   Cooney, Ray, 208; Not Now Darling, 273
   Cooper, Tommy, 292
   Cope, Kenneth, 170
   Corbett, Ronnie, 207, 227, 241, 287, 296, 309, 325
   Coronation Street (TV series), 123
   Cosgrove, Angela, 266–7, 269, 379
   Cosgrove, Brian, 164, 260, 263, 264–8, 269, 370, 379
   Cosgrove Hall Films, 264
   Cotton, Bill, 169
   Count Duckula (TV series), 264
   Coward, Noël: Hay Fever, 117; South Sea Bubble, 90–2, 106
   Craig, Wendy, 298
   Crawford, Michael, 197, 199
   Crewe station, 144
   Croft, David, 108, 113, 168–9, 172
   Crossroads (TV series), 122–31
   Crowborough, East Sussex, 1, 268–9, 310–11
   Cruise, Tom, 87, 125
   Cunningham, Sylvia, 68–71, 144
   Dad’s Army (TV series), 108, 169, 175–6, 297
   Dahl, Roald, The Big Friendly Giant, 264
   Daily Mirror, 236
   Daily Telegraph, The, 236
   Danger Mouse (TV series), 260, 263–4
   Darby, Anton, 340, 342
   Dark of the Moon (Richardson/Berney), 44
   Darling Buds of May, The (TV series), 337, 338–46
   Darling Mr London (Marriott/Grant), 250–5
   Davies, Windsor, 96
   Davis, Geoffrey, 272
   Dexter, Sally, 353
   Dick Barton, Special Agent (radio series)
, 58
   Dick Emery Show, The (TV series), 150–2, 190
   Dickens, Charles, David Copperfield, 222
   Diplomatic Baggage (Chapman), 106–8, 113
   Dixon, Reg, 257
   Do Not Adjust Your Set (TV series), 157, 162–8, 173–4, 177, 190
   Doctor at Sea (TV series), 260
   Doctor in the House (TV series), 190
   Dodd, Joyce, 81
   Dodd, Ken, 325
   Doncaster, location shooting for Open All Hours, 242–3, 289
   Doonican, Val, 259
   Dorchester Hotel, London, 378
   Dorman, Johnny (Johnny Dingle), 81, 98–9, 379
   Douglas, Michael, 344–5
   Dow, Tony, 304
   Dr No (film), 87
   Dubai, DJ on tour with Derek Nimmo’s company, 272, 282–4
   Duke of York’s Theatre, 60
   Dulux sheepdog, 178–81, 190
   Dunn, Clive, 175
   Dunstable Downs, Bedfordshire, 208–9, 322
   Ealing, London, 239
   East Finchley Drama Festival, 36, 39
   Easter (Strindberg), 44
   Eden, Mark, 235
   Edinburgh Festival, 159
   Edmonds, Noel, 296
   Egypt, DJ on tour with Derek Nimmo’s company, 283
   Electricity Board, 53–4, 73
   Elizabeth, Queen Mother, 325
   Elizabeth II, Queen, 23–4, 108, 379
   Emery, Dick, 150–5, 256, 260
   Enfield Technical College, 54
   English, Arthur, 109
   Epitaph for George Dillon (Osborne), 45
   Equity (actors’ union), 84, 93; Australian Equity, 276
   Equus (Shaffer), 47
   Eric Von Tuthri Players, 165
   Escapade (MacDougall), 46
   Excelsior Productions, 348, 350–1
   Fawlty Towers (TV series), 273
   Ferris, Pam, 339–40
   Fiddler on the Roof (musical), 131–2
   Finchley, London, 8–9, 45, 68
   Finney, Albert, 95
   Florence Nightingale Hospice, Aylesbury, 365
   Florida, USA, 347, 349–50, 375
   Foot, Alistair, 188–9, 196
   Foot, Moira, 188
   Forsyth, Bruce, 109
   Fortune, John, 272, 281–2
   Fortunes of War (TV series), 330
   Francis, Jan, 222–3
   Franks, Philip, 341
   Fraser, Liz, 250
   Fraser, Ronnie, 210
   Freeda, Raymond, 53
   Freeman, Dave, 250
   Friern Barnet, London, 39, 44, 76
   Frisby, Terence: Lucky Feller, 248; There’s a Girl in My Soup, 248
   Frost Report, The (TV show), 186
   Funny Peculiar (Stott), 240
   Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, A (musical), 110
   Fyfe, Robert, 114
   Gabriel, Peter, 144
   Gale, John, 196–8, 205
   Garrick Theatre, London, 240
   Gelder, W. H., 46
   Genesis (band), 143–4
   Gerry’s (actors’ club), 210–11, 213, 312
   Gibb, Barry, 347–8
   Giles, Christina, 341
   Giles, Katherine, 341
   Gilliam, Terry, 161, 167, 174
   Glass Menagerie, The (Williams), 45
   Goddard, Liza, 206
   Golden Shot, The (TV series), 109
   Golders Green Hippodrome, 109
   Goodies, The (TV series), 250
   Goon Show, The (radio series), 58–60, 162
   Gordon, Noele (Nolly), 124–5, 129
   Gordon, Richard, 260
   Grade, Micheal, 296
   Grahame, Kenneth, Wind in the Willows, 264
   Grant, Bob, 250–3
   Gray, Charles, 328–9
   Grimaldi, Joseph, 196
   Grosvenor Hotel, London, 76, 331
   Gulf War (1990-1991), 369–70
   Gwenlan, Gareth, 306, 316, 332, 372
   Gyngell, Bruce, 375
   Gyseghem, André van, 76
   Hackett, Mr (headmaster), 34
   Hall, Cheryl, 248, 252
   Hall, Mark, 260, 264
   Hallas, Sue, 378–9
   Hamill, John, 128–9
   Hancock, Tony, 250
   Hancock’s Half Hour (TV series), 250
   Hark at Barker (TV series), 185–8, 190, 208, 228–9
   Harold Hill, London (formerly in Essex), 65, 71
   Harris, Rolf, 312
   Hart, Miranda, 296
   Hassall, Imogen, 215–16, 218–19
   Hatch, David, 182–4
   Hay Fever (Coward), 117
   Hector’s House (children’s TV series), 120
   Hi-de-Hi! (TV series), 95–6, 108
   Hill, Benny, 250, 260
   Hill, Bert, 236
   Hilton hotels, 272, 281, 284
   Hinchcliffe, Gill (DJ’s wife), 1, 5, 164, 207, 301, 344, 367–8, 372–4, 375, 377–9
   Hinchcliffe, Shirley, 378, 379
   Hockley, Derek, 79, 294–5, 297, 300
   Holliday, David, 61
   Hollywood, California, 212–14
   Honeymoon Bedlam (play), 151
   Hong Kong, DJ on tour with Derek Nimmo’s company, 272, 284–5
   Hordern, Michael, 265–6
   Hornsey Drama Festival, 75–6
   Howard, Frankie, 110
   Howes, Sally Ann, 272
   Hugh and I (TV series), 113, 216, 231
   Idle, Eric, 154, 159–64, 167–8, 173–5, 176
   I’ll Fly You for a Quid (TV comedy play), 233
   I’m All Right Jack (film), 250
   I’m Sorry, I’ll Read That Again (radio comedy), 159
   Incognito Theatre Group, 39–40, 42–5, 75, 111; DJ becomes patron of, 47
   Ind Coope breweries, 79, 295
   Innes, Neil, 165
   Iran–Iraq war, 286
   It Ain’t Half Hot Mum (TV series), 96, 108
   It’s Only Me, Whoever I Am (pilot TV series), 237–8, 296
   ITV (Independent Television): first broadcast, 24; industrial action, 232
   Izzard, Brian, 104
   Jackson, Peter, 343
   Jakarta, DJ on tour with Derek Nimmo’s company, 280, 283–4
   James, Sid, 260
   Jaques, Hattie, 261
   Jason, David (born David White)
   Life: birth, 7, 11–13; stillborn twin brother, 12–13; childhood home, 8–9; childhood, 13–24, 259; height, 16, 32, 34, 81, 86–7, 147; talent for mimicry, 32, 34, 238; attitude to religion, 19–20; visits to mother’s family in Wales, 25–30; education, 30–8; performs in primary school play Around the Town, 34–5; performs in school play Wayside War, 33–7; court summons for theft of lead piping, 37–8; joins Incognito Theatre Group, 39–47; theatre reviews, 46, 92, 106, 107; work experience as grocery boy, 49, 243; first job in a garage, 50–2; attitude to money, 51–2; apprenticeship with the Electricity Board, 53–8, 65–8, 73; attends live recording of The Goon Show, 59–60; gets Spike Milligan’s autograph, 61; given free tickets to West Side Story, 61; court summons for riding motorbike without learner plates, 62–3; acquires first motorbike, 63–5; first steady girlfriend, 68; decides to pursue acting as a career, 72; goes into business as an electrician, 73–5, 79; wins Best Supporting Actor at Hornsey Drama Festival (1962), 75–6; dissuaded by parents from applying for a grant for drama school, 77–8; cars owned, 79–80, 97, 151, 345; twenty-first birthday, 81; leaves electrical business for acting, 82; applies for auditions, 83–7; offered part as pirate in Southend, 88–9; first professional acting job, 89–92; fees for early acting jobs, 92, 97, 113, 153, 198, 281; origin of stage name, 12, 93; acquires an agent, 98; combines early stage career with electrical work, 98–9; and drugs, 100–3; and alcohol, 104–6; role in 1965 BBC pantomime, 108–13; given contract by Bromley Repertory Theatre, 114–19; moves into flat in Thornton Heath, 117; relationships with women, 118, 144; attempted seduction by Paul Bacon, 119–20; first television drama, 121–2; role in Crossroads, 122–31; audi
tions for a musical, 131–4; in West End production and on tour with Peter Pan, 134–40; attitude to clothes, 137, 300; interviewed by RSC casting director, 140–1; visits psychic, 141–2, 203; experience of being on tour, 144–6; diving experience, 1–5, 147–8; television commercials, 147–50; ventriloquism, 149–50; summer season at Bournemouth Pier Theatre, 151; joins cast of Do Not Adjust Your Set, 158–68; is almost cast in Dad’s Army, 168–9; not invited to join Monty Python’s Flying Circus, 174–6; invited to make radio show Week Ending, 182–4; first works with Ronnie Barker, 185–8, 227–34; works with Bob Monkhouse, 191–6; dislocates toes during riding lesson, 193–4; plays Brian Runnicles in No Sex Please – We’re British, 196–207; dislocates toe again, 205; takes up gliding, 209, 322–3; visits Los Angeles, 212–14; cinema roles, 214–25; sex scenes, 222; meets Myfanwy Talog, 225–6; blows raspberries for The Two Ronnies, 232–3; with Ronnie Barker on Open All Hours, 234, 241–4; featured in TV Times, 235–6; friendship with Ronnie Barker, 244–7; works with Ronnie Taylor on A Sharp Intake of Breath, 256–9; voice-over for animations, 256–9; buys house in Crowborough, East Sussex, 268–70; on tour in Australia, the Far and Middle East with Derek Nimmo’s company, 272–86; threatened with a bread knife while filming Open All Hours, 289; considered for part of Derek Trotter in Only Fools and Horses, 294–299; becomes ‘Del Boy’ in Only Fools and Horses, 300–9; buys house in Wendover and moves in with Myfanwy, 310–13; adjusts to fame after Only Fools and Horses, 322–3; appears in Royal Variety Performance, 325; wins BAFTA for Best Actor in Porterhouse Blue, 330–1; 50th birthday party, 335–6; A Bit of a Do and The Darling Buds of May, 337–45; death of mother, 345–6; lands part of Jack Frost, 348–51; makes launchable rocket models during shooting of Frost, 357–8; loses partner Myfanwy Talog to breast cancer, 362–6; falls in love with Gill Hinchcliffe, 367–8; sends a ‘Trotters van’ to British troops in Afghanistan, 370; end of Only Fools and Horses, 371–2; birth of daughter Sophie, 372–4; builds steam engines in his garden, 374–5; buys helicopter, 376–7; marries Gill Hinchcliffe, 378–9; receives knighthood, 377, 379–80
   Cartoon voice-overs: Danger Mouse, 260, 263–4; Count Duckula, 264; The BFG, 264; Wind in the Willows, 264–6
   Film roles: Albert’s Follies/White Cargo, 214–19; Under Milk Wood, 220–4; The Odd Job, 224
   Radio performances: Week Ending, 182–4; The Jason Explanation, 184; Mostly Monkhouse, 195
   Stage performances: South Sea Bubble, 90–2; Under Milk Wood, 93–6, 97–8; Diplomatic Baggage, 106–8, 113; Hugh and I, 113–14; Mother Goose (BBC pantomime, 1965), 108–13; Aladdin, 114, 117; Murder at the Vicarage, 114–15; Treasure Island, 115–16; The Rivals, 118–19; Peter Pan, 134–40; No Sex Please – We’re British, 143, 196–207, 272, ; Chase Me, Comrade, 151; Honeymoon Bedlam, 151; She’s Done It Again! 191–3; A Bedful of Foreigners, 250; Darling Mr London, 250–5; Look No Hans! 312