Once, a speech like that from Blake would have driven her to tears—or the nearest bottle. Now, Sera’s fingers curled into fists, and her vision clouded over with a red mist. “You absolute sh—”
Gonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!
It was a lucky thing someone had rung the damn gong, because as her vision cleared, Sera saw the camera guys were back at their stations, grinning as they recorded footage of her confrontation with the celebrity chef.
Class, Sera. Remember, you’ll win this with talent and class. Don’t rise to the bait. Rise to the challenge.
“Get set, Chefs. Round Three in two minutes!” Vanessa chirped. “We’re all counting on you,” she whispered to Sera out of the side of her mouth.
Thanks, Vanessa. That’s exactly what this situation needed. More pressure.
Sera shook out her hands, rolled her wrists, cricked her neck from side to side. Her second stomped back to his station, breath more than a little boozy from his own relaxation technique. “Ye haven’t lost yer nerve, have ye, lass?” he asked.
“Not hardly,” she gritted.
Malcolm grinned at her through his mustaches. “That’s the spirit!”
“Everyone ready for the final round?” Vanessa trilled.
The audience, flushed and just a bit glassy-eyed from the treats they’d already ingested, gave a lusty cheer.
“All right, let’s see what the chefs have got up their sleeves this time! Remember, the goal is to show who really understands what ‘bliss’ is all about—when it comes to desserts, of course!” She chuckled amiably. “Personally,” she confided, “I’m hoping for chocolate. Nothing like deep, rich, sensual chocolate to satisfy the senses!”
The audience agreed.
The gong sounded again.
For a split second, Sera had a vision of Robbie Markham, laughing as rubber dildos rained down out of her locker and conked her on the head. She saw Blake, smirking as he took credit for her work, mocking her talent as a chef and her worth as a woman, slamming door after door in her face. She saw herself, surfacing from a blackout with puke on her shirt and no idea how she’d gotten home.
And then she looked out into the crowd. There was Pauline, shaking a pair of maracas and chanting her niece’s name like a woman possessed. There were the BRBs, backing her up with hoots and hollers. And there was Asher, standing stock-still in the midst of them, with a look on his face that was unmistakably… love.
I am so gonna win this thing.
“Forget the Wilde-at-Tarte, Malc,” she told the pie maven, a steely glint in her eye. “We’re bringing out the big guns.”
She took a deep breath. “Prepare to drop the O-Bomb.”
She’d never managed it before. The delicate combination of paper-thin dark chocolate; warm, light-as-air passion fruit curd; and tart, tangy raspberry puree was the holy grail of chocolatiers. Something whispered about, rumored, but never seen—at least not in any of the restaurants Serafina had served in. Over the years she’d attempted it only as a hobby, on her off-hours, but the confection had always collapsed like a first-year culinary student’s soufflé. The warm custard always melted the chocolate shell, making a mess on the plate and leaving what looked like a sad, smashed egg where a perfect sphere of sheer, delicious genius ought to rest.
To attempt one now, under these conditions, would be madness.
Sera would make a hundred.
* * *
“Spatulas down, Chefs!”
Sera was coated in chocolate up to her elbows, and she was pretty sure she had a glob in her hair. Malcolm had tied his mustaches in a knot under his chin and tucked the ends into his camo-print apron to keep them out of the way. Sweat beaded his brow, and he was breathing hard. Scowling at Vanessa, he defied the host long enough to stick a syringe full of passion fruit curd into the final chocolate shell, squeezing with a delicacy surprising in a man of his bulk. Sera shadowed him with a syringe of her own, holding her breath as she followed the path of the tiny hole he’d made in the chocolate with her own flavor injection of pure raspberry puree. With fingers that shook just a bit, she lifted the half-dollar-sized dessert and placed it, puncture-side down, on a plate with a teeny dollop of the curd to hold it upright. She squirted a shallow moat of raspberry sauce around the rim, just for fun.
On the counter before them stood ninety-nine more just like it—perfect, glossy dark chocolate spheres of deceptive simplicity, resting upon saucer-sized white china plates, waiting for the single bite that would transmute them from mere comestibles into a flavor explosion that had the power to decide the course of Serafina’s very future.
Swiping a forearm across her brow (and incidentally leaving a streak of chocolate behind), Sera looked up as the final gong sounded. The audience was quiet—rapt as if they sensed the significance of this moment, or perhaps were simply in awe of what the chefs had wrought.
She looked over at Blake’s station. He and Sam Everett seemed a bit the worse for wear as well—and judging by the proliferation of plates gently cupping the bottoms of a hundred individual chocolate ganache cakes, each steaming like a tiny volcano and rising from a lake of crème anglaise, they had a right to their exhaustion.
“Well!” Vanessa said brightly. “Looks like you both took my suggestion seriously. Chocolate as far as the eye can see!” She swept an arm expansively to indicate the curving countertop, which was a sea of small plates topped in chocolate confectionery. “What an impressive effort, Chefs! Both desserts look sinfully scrumptious.” She gave a delighted little shiver.
Sera was too tense to appreciate the blonde’s showmanship. Hurry, damn it. Hand them out before they melt… or explode… or disappear into the fourth dimension… She couldn’t believe her luck had held so far. Perhaps it was her last-minute addition of lemon-wafer infrastructure—a tissue-thin lining of sweet, zest-kissed cookie that braced the dark chocolate but would barely provide a crunch, even as it protected the shell from the predations of the warm (and it had to be warm, or the whole experience would be lost) tangy curd and fresh, zingy raspberry at the core. But how long could the waffle-like wafer hold? Talk faster, lady, she silently pled.
Vanessa’s psychic talents were apparently not on par with her other gifts. She turned to Blake with languid grace. “Chef Austin, tell us about these gorgeous little cakes you’ve made. I’m sure the audience is dying for a taste!”
Blake offered his most unctuous smile. “Actually,” he drawled, “as a sign of respect for my competition, I’d like to offer Chef Wilde the first bite.” He held up a plate and waved it in her direction enticingly, like a dogcatcher trying to lure a wary stray.
Sera’s heart stilled. He wouldn’t poison a hundred innocent people just to strike at me, she assured herself. Would he?
Even Vanessa looked unsure. “Well, I… I suppose there’s nothing in the rules against it.” Her eyes cut to Sera’s, sharing her concern but unable to find the shorter woman a graceful exit. “Chef Wilde, what do you say?”
The cameras seemed to zoom in on Sera’s very pores. If I say no, I’m going to look like a total asshole. But if I take the bait…
Shit. Sera grabbed a plate—not the one Blake was holding out—and snatched up the fork one of the PAs proffered. She cut into the gorgeous, ganache-coated cake and forked up a bite. “I’d be delighted,” she gritted. And shoved it into her mouth.
Her taste buds shrieked the alarm.
Alcohol.
Lots and lots of alcohol.
Sera tasted Frangelico and vodka, eighty proof in the pudding if there was a drop.
For the first time in nearly a year and a half, Serafina experienced the burn and bloom of booze hitting her system. Her throat closed involuntarily before she could swallow.
If I spit it out in front of all these people… how’s that going to look?
Suddenly, Sera heard her sponsor’s voice in her head. And if you don’t?
Even a taste of alcohol was enough to call up the old craving—as Blake had to know.
She might cook with wine or liquor occasionally—as a chef it was almost impossible not to—but she was careful to thoroughly burn off the alcohol in anything she herself consumed.
Blake hadn’t cooked the booze at all. In fact, he must have added the infusion at the last second, after the molten chocolate insides had a chance to cool to a temperature that was safe to taste but still deliciously gooey.
And it was delicious. Agonizingly, awesomely delicious. The hazelnut and spice liqueur, enhanced by the strong vodka, permeated the dense, fudgy cake and took it to an almost celestial level of potent, pure pleasure.
She wanted to swallow it. If she swallowed it, no one would know. Her addiction, like a lion long caged but never tamed, roared for it.
But Sera had had enough of swallowing Blake Austin’s poison. I’m damned if I’m going to risk my health, my sanity, my very life just so as not to make a scene.
She spat the cake into the nearest sink.
Somewhere, she imagined, Margaret was cheering.
There was a moment of stunned silence—even a few gasps—from the audience. Sera grabbed a glass of water, swished, spat, swished, and spat again before she looked up.
Vanessa held a hand to her throat, fluttering prettily. “Oh my. That bad, was it?”
There were a few uneasy chuckles.
“Not at all.” If I say it tastes bad, she knew, not only do I come off looking like a churl, I put the whole outcome of this contest at risk. And I didn’t come this far to win with a dirty trick. That’s Blake’s game, not mine.
“Actually,” Sera said, wiping her lips with a dishtowel and giving the audience the best smile she could muster, “I must give credit to Chefs Austin and Everett for a fantastic dessert. It really packs a wallop,” she admitted. “The hazelnut liqueur was a stroke of genius, and amps up the chocolate cake like you wouldn’t believe. Thing is—and maybe a few of you out there will understand this—I’m allergic to alcohol.” She paused. In for a penny… “As in, I’m an alcoholic. A sober alcoholic, but an alcoholic nonetheless. So I have to stay away from stuff like that.” She waited a beat. “It’s been awhile since Chef Austin and I worked together. I’m sure he just forgot.”
She dared a look to see how the crowd had taken her confession. Addiction was an awkward topic in the most intimate of settings. Talking about it so openly, in front of a hundred people, most of whom had done some indulging themselves today, was a hell of a risk. But Sera wouldn’t apologize for who she was. Not anymore.
What she saw as she scanned the restaurant made her breath catch. The Back Room Babes were, to a woman, giving her big, silent thumbs-up signs. Pauline had tears streaking down her face, and had leaned her head on Hortencia’s shoulder. Hortencia was petting Pauline’s salt-and-pepper hair fondly, her own eyes wet. Asher had slung an arm around Friedrich, squeezing the slender barista until the boy looked ready to pop, his face fierce with pride.
Among the others—the ones she didn’t know, or knew only in passing—expressions ranged from merely curious, to empathetic, to impressed. There was no condemnation, except in those who were now looking at Blake with suspicion.
Blake’s face was swarthier than usual with the fuming he was trying to hold in check. “Oh, that’s right. It must have slipped my mind,” he blustered. “Though how I could forget the very reason I fired you, Serafina—”
“All right!” Vanessa cut in hastily. “Folks, you’ll be getting your chance to try Chef Austin’s rocket-powered ganache cake momentarily. Just be sure you’re over twenty-one!” She tittered, and the crowd chortled agreeably, happy to forget any tension when there was cake in the offing. “But before we do… Chef Wilde, why don’t you tell us what you’ve made for the final round!”
Sera held up a plate. The simple globe of dark chocolate caught the light with the sheen of cocoa butter and careful craftsmanship.
“I call it the ‘O-Bomb,’” she said. As relief spread throughout her system, a tinge of mischief had crept into her voice.
“‘O-Bomb’?” Vanessa asked, deliciously scandalized.
“That’s right.” Sera didn’t elaborate, but a little smile began at the corner of her lips.
Vanessa gave her a look that said, Kid, you ever been on TV before? Don’t leave your host hanging. But she moved on like the pro she was. “Well, I guess we’re all about to find out why. Anything else you’d like to say about it before we pass around the plates?”
Sera considered. “Just that, like life, it’s best if you go for it all in one big bite. Then, once it’s yours, savor every second of it.”
The audience broke into delighted laughter.
The desserts went around.
Blake’s molten lava cake received its share of cheers. It was, after all, a really luscious dessert.
For Sera, there was silence.
For one moment, total silence.
Oh, shit. They don’t like it… they hated it… but how could anyone hate the O-Bomb? I mean, it’s the pinnacle of nearly three decades of study, experimentation, and sheer goddamn determination! Did Blake pay them to keep quiet? Her mind raced, even as her heart sank. At her side, Malcolm placed a commiserating hand on her shoulder.
Then everything changed.
It began with a single moan. From somewhere in the depths of the crowd, a voice let out a loud “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh,” so frankly sensual that people around the moaner began to chuckle. Shocked, Sera scanned the crowd until she found the source. A stout, middle-aged frau from the German tourist contingent stood stock-still, hands clapped over her lips, eyes round as if she couldn’t believe the sound had come from her.
Then, as the O-Bomb penetrated deeper into the throng, plates passed from hand to hand, a second voice chimed in. “Oh, yesssss!” Sera couldn’t see who it was this time, but the voice didn’t sound familiar.
And again, coming from outside the French doors. “Oo-oooohhh!” The cry emerged with surprising gusto from the throat of a tiny Japanese lady, bent nearly double with age and clinging to her embarrassed-looking grandson’s arm for balance.
In a moment, “aaahhs” and “mmmmmmms” were rising from all over the room.
A fiery blush bloomed on Sera’s cheeks. When I named it “O-Bomb,” I didn’t mean it quite so literally!
Then the Back Room Babes jumped on the O-train, and it really ran off the rails.
“Oh, baby!” cried another woman. Goodness, Sera marveled, was that sweet, serene River Wind?
“Yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhhh!” squealed another, mouth full of Sera’s dessert. She spotted the squealer—Crystal, eyes shut in rapture, tattoo-sleeved arms raised in exultation, expression on her multiply pierced face best reserved for the privacy of the boudoir.
At the front of the crowd, Pauline began to gyrate her hips, running her hands through her salt-and-pepper hair in a manner Sera could have done without seeing. Savoring her O-Bomb, she let out a guttural, primal cry, then another, and another. At her side, Hortencia, who Sera would have thought would be wildly embarrassed, was anything but. In an exaggerated motion, she raised her bonbon to her lips, chomped down, and literally screamed with ecstasy.
Then Bobbie—demure, professional Bobbie—let out a roar. “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!”
Then Aruni, throwing her head back and howling like a pack of coyotes.
Then Syna—and Syna’s husband, who had his hands clapped over their ten-year-old son’s ears.
And Janice, hollering and swinging an arm above her head like she was set to lasso a steer.
The whole restaurant was fairly vibrating. Blake looked positively poleaxed. So did Vanessa, whose trademark smile wobbled, turning to a look of consternation and confusion. The camera crew looked to her, unsure whether to keep filming. Seeing the throng of ecstatic Santa Feans, Vanessa made a motion to the crew—keep rolling!
Sera’s mouth was agape as she watched the crowd convulse. Even Guadalupe, normally aloof to the point of rudeness, had a reluctant smile on her face. She picked up Sera’s co
nfection and daintily took a nibble. Then she moaned. A tiny, decorous moan, but a moan all the same. And she kept moaning, even as others in the crowd took up what was becoming a chant. “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” they shouted, grinning and making their best O-faces.
Then Asher stepped forward. He grabbed his battered Indiana Jones hat and sent it sailing to the far corner of the restaurant, dropping dramatically to his knees and arching his back. “Oh, God, oh, Bliss, oh, BLISS!” he cried, doing what Sera knew to be a pretty fair impression of his most intimate experience. Several women sighed, and all around him, the chant rose. Men groaned. Women moaned. Blake’s waitstaff linked arms and let out a wail. The busboys looked at one another like the whole restaurant had gone loco, then shrugged and added their voices to the clamor. Even Blake’s second stepped away from his side, tossed an O-Bomb in the air, and caught it in his teeth, setting up a howl of his own as the confection coated his tongue.
Pauline winked at her niece, and Sera, tears of gratitude running down her face, finally let go.
Fuck it. If these folks aren’t ashamed, why should I be?
She came out from behind the counter, standing before the crowd with eyes half-blinded by tears. She placed an O-Bomb on her tongue; gave it a second to do its thing.
Then, in front of half the town and a national cable network, she let loose so loud she could be heard halfway down Canyon Road.
* * *
Vanessa’s amplified voice broke through the mass orgasm. “And the winner is… Bliss!” She was smiling a smile that spoke of more than just the promise of astronomical ratings.
Blake, more furious than Sera had ever seen him, dashed his shiny, state-of-the-art mixer to the floor. It boomed like ordnance against the restaurant’s Saltillo tiles, shocking everyone and making Sera jump. “You oxygen-deprived morons!” he raged into the silence that fell in the wake of the crash. “You backwoods rednecks! You wouldn’t know a proper dessert if the ghost of Gaston Lenôtre came down and shoved it in your ignorant pie holes himself!”
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