Praise for Angela Sloan
“Angela Sloan is a winning fourteen-year-old heroine and way too honest to be an effective Watergate burglar. This smart, poignant, funny book almost makes me thankful for the Nixon presidency.”
—Matthew Sharpe, author of You Were Wrong and Jamestown
“The teenage daughter of a former CIA agent, Sloan takes us on a wild ride as she confronts not only a crazy cast of characters but secrets of her own past—all the while maintaining her undercover identity . . . bold, edgy, and downright comic.”
—Susan Gregg Gilmore, author of The Improper Life of Bezellia Grove and Looking for Salvation at the Dairy Queen
Praise for James Whorton, Jr.
“Whorton’s deadpan comic genius exploits misunderstandings for laugh-out-loud results. A joy.”
—Kirkus, starred review
“Fast paced, often hilarious, always readable . . . thoroughly exhilarating. To those who thought minimalism in fiction was moribund, think again; Whorton . . . gives it a fresh and revitalizing shot in the arm.”
—Stephen Dixon, author of I.
“Whorton conjures through close observation a hilariously absurd world that holds, just possibly, the keys to its own salvation. Amid the absurdity, you can feel the hope.”
—The Tennessean
“Whorton has created characters, who, amid conversations about engines and sex and amid beer-drinking bouts and efforts to dodge responsibility, seek answers to the fundamental questions about life and who often discover their better selves in the process.”
—Lexington Herald-Leader
ALSO BY JAMES WHORTON, JR.
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Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Angela Sloan
Angela Sloan Reading Group Guide
About the Author
Yellow Post Road
Wigmore, WV
December 19, 1972
Dear Central Intelligence Agency:
Your polygraph examiner, Mr. Jerry Wicker, has just now left my house. After questioning me for two hours in the voice of a sleepy robot, he has declared me “unreliable” and “unnatural.” He calls me a “strange, dry girl.”
For two hours I sat at the dining room table, wired to his aluminum suitcase, watching a brown felt sideburn curl away from his cheek. Glue failure! Now he accuses me of lying to him. My “flat eye line” and “suspicious hand carriage” have given the game away.
Let me say this about lying. When a person is fourteen years old and traveling on her own by car, she has got to have some stories in her pocket. Every trucker with a tremor in his arm wants to know where that girl’s dad is. Even the clerk at the Lee-Hi Motor Hotel feels he is owed a piece of her life story, if only so he can repeat it when someone comes asking. So yes, I got into the habit of making things up. But the truth was always real to me. I never lied to make myself feel better.
Does somebody in Langley need to feel better?
That is not a good reason to lie.
Most people’s fathers aren’t perfect, and Ray Sloan is no exception. I don’t expect you to defend him in the papers. I admit I didn’t help matters any with my activities last summer when the FBI was looking for him. I was trying to lie low, but then I got involved in that other business with the terrorist hippies.
The fiasco at the Watergate was a surprise to me. It was a thing that Ray had really almost nothing to do with. Still, I will tell you what little I know about it, plus everything about the Chinese Communist girl known as Betty or Ding.
Please excuse my faulty typing. Having sat here these minutes beating this out, I have had the chance to remind myself that Mr. Wicker was only doing his job, perhaps to the best of his ability. I suppose he was following some important rule when he did not permit me to answer any of his questions beyond a yes or no. I thank you for your consideration in sending Mr. Wicker here, since driving to Langley for a lie detector test would have required me to miss a day of school. I have Mr. Wicker’s rubber mole that he left on the edge of the sink.
Now I am going to tell you what really happened. The whole thing. No stories. In order for it all to make sense, I will have to back up first. I will keep it as short as I can.
Because of the truthful and explicit nature of what follows, please consider this a Top Secret Correspondence.
2
There are some things I
can’t explain about Ray. Why did he drink too much? I don’t know. Why did he save my life at a moment when his own life had exhausted him?
He was not my father in the biological sense. Other people didn’t know that, because it was our cover. Even with friends inside the Agency, there was no need to discuss such things. Why would there be? We didn’t see a need, anyway. It is easier to live your cover if you live it all the time, day and night, in public and in private, and even when you’re alone.
But I can remember my previous parents, of course. I was seven when they were murdered by Simbas outside Stanleyville, along with my small brother and our Congolese housekeeper, Judith. I survived the massacre by hiding myself in an orange tree, where I still was clinging like a bat when Ray arrived in a yellow beer truck and spied me among the branches. He was someone who’d visited our place once or twice—an acquaintance of my father’s. He plucked me down. “N’ayez pas peur,” he told me in his Okie-inflected French. Don’t be scared. He walked all over the muddy yard with me shaking in his arms.
This was the summer of 1964, when the Simba rebellion was happening in the Congo. Many white people had left Stanleyville, and those who hadn’t left were stuck. Simbas controlled the airport and had overrun the U.S. Consulate. The consular staff, including some Agency men, were hostages. Ray worked under nonofficial cover, though, so he had no connection to the consulate. He was a manager with the Sheffield Beer Distributing Company. He hid me in a room at the Sheffield warehouse.
The Simbas, as I recall them, were a frightening mob of orphans high on cannabis and beer. They dressed in animal skins, ladies’ wigs, and secondhand military clothing, and they armed themselves with spears and stolen rifles. Their witch doctors worked a kind of magic that was said to transform bullets into water. Soon a pack of these sad killers searched the warehouse and found me. One of them had lipstick on his eyelids. Perhaps you can imagine my terror after what I had seen them do to my family. But Ray was there in an instant. He told them I was a drowned girl who had come back to life, and if any man touched me his body would dry up like a husk. He sent the boys away with a truckload of Sheffield ale.
I remember those weeks at the warehouse in pieces. There was chacha music on the radio, in between the death sentences that were announced several times every day. Once I cut my hand while trying to open a can of sardines, and I shrieked my lungs out while Ray poured alcohol over the wound and wrapped it. “Easy, Jumbo,” he said. Another time, I was sitting in the yard in some white sunlight when we heard trucks. Ray scooped me up off the ground and ran to put me inside. I felt both frightened and protected.
In November 1964, Belgian paratroopers retook Stanleyville. The Simba retreat was chaotic and bloody. The government in Leopoldville, unable to rely on its own army, had sent a column of white mercenaries to rescue all the Europeans and put them on planes. A pair of these mercenaries came to the warehouse, and Ray lifted me into the back of their truck. There was a nun back there with her ankle taped up. I thought Ray was coming in after me, but then he didn’t. I screamed when the truck pulled away without him.
The nun began to sing “Amazing Grace.” I don’t quite remember assaulting her, but evidently I did. She was bitten in places where she could not have bitten herself. I guess I did it. They turned the truck around.
I jumped down from the truck and ran calling for Ray. There was an office in the warehouse and that was where I found him, playing a record on his portable phonograph and holding a long, skinny pistol on his knee. He appeared confused to see me again. Hadn’t he just sent me away? Something was happening inside him that was too quiet for a seven-year-old girl to understand. I had interrupted something, but I could not guess what.
It didn’t matter. I grabbed him, and this time I wasn’t letting go.
The men with the truck had followed me in. “She will have to be hog-tied,” one of them said.
“It’s either that or leave her with you,” the other one said to Ray. “And then you will both have your livers eaten.”
I crawled up onto Ray’s lap, sniveling into his neck, begging him to come with me.
Whatever Ray’s plan had been—whatever it was he’d intended to do when the record finished playing—he set it aside. He took two passports from a locked drawer of the desk, and he carried me to the truck. This time he climbed in with me.
“I am sorry for my daughter’s behavior,” he said to the nun.
I can never express the gratitude and love I felt then and continue to feel.
“I have seen friends killed by children,” the nun said, “but I hadn’t expected to die at the hands of a white child.”
“Her name is Angela,” Ray said, and it has been ever since.
3
I was very lucky to have found Ray. Who else could have tolerated such a strange, dry girl with suspicious hand carriage and a flat eye line? Maybe I was normal once. I wonder. Anyway, I clearly wasn’t normal anymore. Bad things had happened. I had tasted nun.
I stuck to Ray like a strap. He was a solid man, five-foot-eleven-and-a-half, with a face that was creased and tanned because he never wore a hat. His hands were dark and somewhat knobby. He had an exceedingly normal hand carriage—calm and steady. The nails of the first fingers of his right hand were yellow from nicotine. His eye line was straightforward. He could look at you for a long time without seeming to stare. He would just look at anything, watching.
We never went back to Stanleyville. The Sheffield Beer Distributing Company went on with another Agency man at the desk. Ray took me with him to Camp Peary, or “the Farm,” where he became a highly valued instructor.
I loved the Farm. I attended boarding school in Williamsburg, but I would have stayed at the Farm year-round if I could have, feeding the feral cats behind the cafeteria and observing the Venus flytraps in the swamp by the overflow parking lot. It was an excellent environment for me.
I was considered by all to be Ray’s daughter. I still had the old passport that Ray had brought from his desk at the warehouse, which described me as an American born in the Congo. The passport bore the photo of a nondescript white baby. It must have occurred to me many times, I am sure, to wonder who she was. Of course I wondered about her. But I never brought it up with Ray. Why delve into something like that?
Breaks from school were spent at the Farm, where I learned to keep out of the way. When I try, I’m pretty good at not being noticed. I can sit on the edge of a stool like a gargoyle for one hour, and people don’t seem to see me. It helps if you are a little bit homely.
And yet I did manage to make a few friends at the Farm. The women in the cafeteria will remember me, and Miss Evans let me use the library in return for helping her out with shelving books and so on. Not that she needed much help. She gets by very well with one arm. I passed long afternoons in a soft chair in her office, reading about the Berlin tunnel, the Jedburgh teams who jumped from planes into occupied France, and many less famous exploits of the old OSS. History was my preferred subject, though I can read just about anything as long as it has a clear prose style and a basis in reality. For example, the novel Black Beauty by Anna Sewell has a wealth of information about horse care in it. That one was not a part of the Farm library. Miss Evans brought it to me from her home shelf.
In January of 1972, a distinguished career came to its end when Raymond W. Sloan retired from the Central Intelligence Agency. We said goodbye to the Farm and to the town of Williamsburg, where I had ridden along with Ray on many surveillance and surveillance detection drills. We moved to D.C. and took a furnished rental on I Street in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood. The landlady was a widow named Edel. She lived next door. Often she would pop in with a dish of spaghetti or salmon croquettes, lingering to see us eat or to give me a lesson on the Chickering piano that took up most of the front room, along with an antique sofa that was covered in scratchy maroon velvet. At the window there was a sprawling, long-trunked dieffenbachia plant.
Those are some of the details
of our life. I enrolled in public school and attended, mostly. I can’t say that I loved my ninth-grade experience in Washington, D.C. One day smoke came out of the ceiling and we all ran down the hall. That was one of the better days.
Ray took long walks, and in homeroom I kept my sunflower knapsack on a counter by the window so that he would know which room I was in, should he happen to pass. I saw him go by once or twice. Because of an old injury, Ray kicked his left leg a little high and to the side when he walked. You could notice it more from a distance than up close.
Let me tell about Ray some more. He was a gentle-natured man who almost never raised his voice. I can only think of one time when he did it. He usually wore a permanent-press shirt with a light blue windbreaker jacket, tan poplin slacks, and hard shoes with a polish. He grew up in Oklahoma, and though he’d worked hard to have no accent, he still said “maysure” instead of “measure.” I don’t think he heard the difference. He passed on to me his values of toughness, stoicism, and keeping a low overhead. He also showed me something about the practice of a craft.
In our new life in D.C., one thing we both missed badly was the Farm cafeteria. We ate at the Peoples Drug Store or a couple other places that had the kind of food we liked. At night Ray settled in at the kitchen table. We kept the television there, since Mrs. Edel forbade smoking in the room where her couch, piano, and draperies were. He’d have a drink while we watched the news together, and after I went upstairs he’d have many more. I knew he drank too much. I never kept track of bottles, but he’d go through several trays of ice each night. Sometimes I’d hear him getting sick. However, the thing about “too much” is this: how much too much is too much? A person can eat too much every day of his life and still die old. Some people talk too much yet never pay a price for it. Some people think too much. For Ray and me, I saw no reason why things could not go on as they were.
Upstairs I had a bedroom of my own. That was a welcome change from boarding school. It was quite a luxury to get up there and sit at my desk without a half dozen inquisitive girls on every side of me. I would read The Scarlet Letter or construct a polygon in my notebook using a compass and a straightedge. As much as I disliked ninth grade, I did my homework conscientiously, not wanting to screw things up and find myself back in boarding school. Ray needed me with him, and with him was where I wanted to stay.
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