by Jan Dunlap
The Boreal Owl Murder
A Bob White Birder Murder Mystery
Jan Dunlap
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Copyright © 2008 Jan Dunlap
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ISBN-13: 978-0-87839-517-0
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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Electronic Edition, December 2012
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Chapter One
I used to think that there was no such thing as a bad birding trip. I’ve been birding for almost twenty-six years—since I was eight years old—and I’ve always had a blast birding. Sure, it’s Minnesota, and I get mauled by mosquitoes, soaked in the rain, sunburned in summer and frozen in the winter, but, hey, I get to travel all over this great state and eat all the prepackaged donuts I want from out-of-the-way gas stations. What’s not to love about that? And it’s a fairly inexpensive hobby, too. The birding, I mean, not the donut-eating. Of course, sometimes there are additional costs—like having to pay for speeding tickets when I try to get all over the state to see rare birds reported on the state birding hotline. But I’ve been working on reducing those costs. I just remind myself, “Bob, let someone else do the driving.”
Anyway, I love to go birding. Unfortunately, though, I now know that there is such a thing as a bad birding trip. It starts when you find a dead body instead of the bird you’re chasing, and, when someone starts shooting at you, it really goes downhill.
It was getting close to midnight, and my buddy Mike and I were deep in the woods north of Duluth, listening for Boreal Owls.
I’ve been wanting to find a Boreal for years, but it’s one of my nemesis birds—no matter how many times I’ve chased one, it’s always given me the slip. Boreals are pretty rare, which, of course, makes finding one that much harder. But this time I was determined. Besides, I have a reputation to keep up. I’m one of the most successful birders in Minnesota—okay, maybe that’s a dubious distinction for most people—but the fact that I still hadn’t gotten a Boreal in almost twenty years of trying wasn’t exactly boosting my self-confidence.
This year, though, I promised myself it was going to be different. This year, I not only had a strategy, I had a plan of attack. So to speak.
To begin with, I had determined the three most likely places to find the owls. Location, location, location, as my last realtor liked to say over and over and over. I had spent weeks researching where the owls had been observed over the past three years, which wasn’t an easy job, since the only available information on the owls’ location was in the annual reports by one Andrew Rahr, Ph.D., an ornithologist and field researcher based out of the University of Minnesota in Duluth.
It became pretty obvious to me, too, that Rahr really didn’t want anyone else prowling around in the owls’ vicinity. In his reports, which I basically had to dig out of the back of birding publications, he made it even more difficult to pin locations down by referring to places with vague directions, like “in the northwest quadrant of the upper third of the Superior Forest,” or “some miles from the Old Gunflint Trail,” or “cut a lock of your hair and trace two circles in the moonlight.” Just kidding. But he didn’t exactly draw a road map, if you know what I mean.
But birders are nothing if not persistent. Hope springs eternal and all that. So I ignored the man’s annoying ambiguity and painstakingly compared the annual reports to see which vague references recurred each year. Then I plotted the possible sites on a map.
At one point, I’d even tried talking with him on the phone to verify the locations. His reaction, however, wasn’t exactly full of warm fuzzies—in fact, he was downright hostile. I’d never met the man, but he practically accused me of sabotaging his research. I mean, for crying out loud, all I wanted was a little affirmation that I was in the right neck of a very big woods to find the owl. I certainly wasn’t trying to steal his job.
I’ve already got a job and it’s a good one, and I like it. I’m a high school counselor at Savage Senior High, outside the Twin Cities. I spend my days helping kids navigate the often obscure and sometimes terrifying twists and turns of graduation requirements and teenage trauma. It may not be as impressive as being a world-renowned owl expert, but it works for me.
Anyway, after that phone call, I gave up on trying to get any help from Mr. Paranoid and focused on the map I’d drawn.
Location, location, location wasn’t the only obstacle to finding a Boreal, however.
Timing is critical. As in really critical. As in “if you don’t get this exactly right, you idiot, you are toast for at least another year. Ha ha ha.”
So the first thing you have to remember is that the owls are nocturnal, which means they’re only active at night. If you tried to look for them during the day, you could be standing right under one and never know it, because they’re small and they blend right into the trees. At night, though, they’re busy, hunting for food and doing whatever it is owls do with their free time. Remodeling nests, maybe. Making babies. Watching reruns of Seinfeld. I don’t know. So the bottom line is, you have to hunt for them in the dark, and since they’re still hard to see (it is dark, remember), instead of looking for them, you listen.
Fortunately, Boreal Owls have a very distinctive call, a series of rising flute-like notes. Once you hear it, you know it’s a Boreal and not a Great Grey or a Barred Owl or a Great Horned Owl. And since your best bet to hear them is when they’re calling during mating season, that narrows your window of opportunity even more for finding them. In fact, there are only about four weeks, from mid-March to mid-April, when the Boreals are mating in northern Minnesota.
As a result, my grand strategy to finally see a Boreal was simple: spend four weekends at three sites in the north woods of Minnesota in the freezing cold while listening for lusty owls.
A brilliant plan.
Cold, but brilliant.
Actually, make that damn cold.
And that was why Mike and I were hiking around in near-zero weather dressed in about ten layers of thermal clothing in the middle of the night in the forest north of Duluth.
After trying the first two of my chosen locations on Friday night and getting nothing, we headed for this last remaining site. We followed an old logging trail most of the way in, so the path was pretty smooth. Here and there, though, patches of ice and some deep drifts made night walking a little hazardous.
“Are we having fun yet?” Mike asked, slogging through the snow behind me. “I could be home with my wife and daughter right now, you know. Warm, well-fed.”
“And wishing you were here with me closing in on a Boreal,” I added. “C
ome on, Mike, you know you want it. You get a Boreal, and you’ve got every possible bird in this county. A birder’s delight. Tonight, we’re the Canadian Mounties—we always get our man. Make that bird.”
“I got news for you, Bob. We look like dough boys, not Mounties. Besides, I don’t think we’ll be getting anything tonight. I haven’t heard even one owl cry, not even a Great Horned, and those guys are everywhere.”
I had to admit that the absence of any owl calls was bothering me a little. It seemed like the deeper we got into the woods, the quieter it became. As Mike had pointed out, we should have been hearing some other owls calling by now. The Boreal wasn’t the only species around here.
Instead, it was quiet, like the birds had been hushed. Like when they sensed humans.
Or danger.
Or both.
My boot slipped on something—a branch or root, I assumed—and as I caught my balance, it popped up in front of my knee.
Except it wasn’t a branch.
It was an arm. A really stiff arm.
“Holy shit!” I yelled, jumping back at least a yard and right into Mike, who had apparently stopped to check out his new night vision binoculars and was looking beyond me.
At least that’s what I figured he was doing because the edge of his binos nailed me hard in the neck, and I doubled over in pain.
Which put a hand directly into my face.
It was not, however, my hand.
Nor was it Mike’s.
Which left only one very unattractive possibility: it belonged to the stiff arm.
“What? What?” Mike was still behind me, trying to keep his excitement in check, whispering loudly, swinging his binos from treetop to treetop. “Where is it? Where is it?”
“In front of me,” I croaked, my stomach doing a double barrel roll. Even through my layers of winter gear, I could feel myself breaking into a sweat and shaking all over.
“The owl’s in front of you?” Mike asked, pointing his binos into the trees ahead of us.
“No, the hand is in front of me.”
I said it as clearly, as meaningfully, as I could, taking deep breaths and straightening back up. I took a step back and turned to look at Mike. “The hand that is attached to the arm that is, I assume, connected to a body that is, I’m thinking, probably dead.”
Mike lowered the binos and peered at me in the darkness, totally non-plussed.
“What?”
“There’s a dead body in front of me.”
Mike leaned sideways to get a look around me. At six-foot-three, I’m a foot taller than Mike, so he hadn’t yet seen the hand that now stuck upright a few feet away. I heard him make a gagging sound, and then, a moment later, he let out a low whistle.
“Yeah. Looks like a dead body, I’d say.”
For a minute or two or three, it was—well—dead quiet. Then, somewhere in the distance, a hooting sound floated.
I froze, listening.
The Boreal?
I strained to hear it.
Another hoot.
I held my breath. Was I going to get the owl? Finally, after all these years? We had the location right, I was sure of that. I focused on the notes of the unseen bird’s cry, willing it to be the flute-like call of the Boreal.
The hoots came closer. I held my breath, concentrating, waiting for the rest of the call that would unmistakably identify the bird.
Instead, I picked up another sound. A distant rumbling, almost like a motor, seemed to echo in the forest. I blocked it out. We were way too far into the woods from any roads to be hearing car engines.
The owl called again.
One hoot.
Two hoots.
Nothing more.
Silence returned to the forest.
“Damn,” I whispered. “Not the Boreal. We didn’t get him, Mike.”
Mike was still staring at the body in front of us. Even in the night darkness, I could see that his face looked a few shades paler than his normal Minnesota white.
“We sure got something else instead,” he muttered.
I looked down at the body, partly covered by branches, decaying leaves and drifted snow.
For just a few moments, I’d forgotten everything but the owl.
Including the frozen man at my feet.
Talk about being insensitive. Unfeeling. Cold. All of the above. Me, not the body.
Well, actually, the body, too.
And that’s when it dawned on me that the dead man wasn’t wearing a coat. Or a hat or gloves, either. No wonder he was frozen. It was damn cold out here. All he had on was a flannel shirt and jeans, which up north in March was hardly enough to even make a quick run out to the mailbox, let alone a hike in the woods miles away from anything. Mike and I were both bundled up in our serious winter gear, covering every bit of skin we could to avoid exposure to the cold: down parkas, wool hats, and thermal gloves. We’d had sub-zero temperatures with wind chill just the night before. The our breath frosted every time we spoke.
Now I wondered how long he had been there, since the corpse still looked fairly intact and definitely recognizable as a man. An older man, in fact. Even in death, his wrinkled face was tanned and weathered, like he’d spent a lot of time outdoors. I wondered where he’d come from, if he’d had Alzheimer’s, or if, somewhere, right now, someone was looking for a grandfather or uncle who had wandered off. I figured he couldn’t have been here long. There were a few scavengers and predators in these woods, and I would have thought they’d make short work of an available meal. Then again, it was still frigid in the forest. I supposed that the cold might have a preservative effect on a human body, and maybe the hungriest of the predators were still cozied up hibernating. Regardless of the corpse’s length of residence here in the woods, though, we needed to get him home. Wherever that might be.
“So,” I said to Mike. “What do we do with the stiff?”
“Not funny,” Mike whispered.
I glanced again at the rigid body. The initial shock I’d experienced was wearing off, and instead, I was feeling numb. Mike was right, it wasn’t funny. Not funny at all.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to make a joke,” I mumbled. The intensity of the cold was obviously getting to my own brain cells. “Really. It just came out. We never covered this kind of thing in grad school. Eating disorders—yes. Frozen bodies—no. I’m totally lost here.”
“You think I’m not? I’m a mailman, not a cop.”
“You’re a federal employee,” I reminded him. “You get special training. You know what to do with a suspicious package, right? Well, this is suspicious, isn’t it?”
“Look, all I do is take the mail, ask ‘is there anything in this package that is liquid, fragile, flammable, or potentially able to blow up all forms of life as we know it?’ I weigh it, stamp it and toss it in the bin. I don’t do bodies.” He rubbed his gloved hands together. “Do you have any bright ideas?”
I blew a frosted breath into the air. “Not at the moment, that’s for sure.”
Hoping for inspiration—divine or otherwise—I tipped my head back to look at the stars filling the sky. We needed to call the police, but my cell phone’s battery had given out earlier in the night, so we didn’t have any choices in the communications department. There wasn’t anything to do but hike back to the car, drive to the nearest phone—probably about thirty minutes away—and call the police. Then we’d have to hike back here with them so they could locate the body. I’d been up since five-thirty this morning chasing birds all over the North Shore, and now, hitting the pillow was still going to be hours away.
Not to mention the Boreal had eluded me once again. Talk about birding gone bad.
I took a final glance at the dead man on the ground.
And then the bad got even worse.
About fifteen feet on the other side of the body, somebody else had decided to come to the party. I was pretty sure that we hadn’t sent out any invitations, and yet, here he was, not even wearing a party hat or blowing
a horn, but obviously ready for cake and ice cream. He did, however, bring his nice big teeth with him, which he was happy to display for us. I guessed he was five feet tall and weighed close to three hundred pounds. Overall, I’d say he was the most impressive party crasher I’d ever seen.
For a bear.
Hello, Smokey.
Chapter Two
So maybe I was wrong about that hibernating thing.
The bear growled low in its throat and took a step towards the corpse that lay between us. He kept his teeth bared.
From somewhere behind me, Mike spoke in a barely audible whisper. “I think it wants the body. You know … dinner?”
Thanks to a couple summers of employment with the state’s Department of Natural Resources, I knew a little about black bears. They usually stay away from people, making me pretty confident that Mike was right—that it wasn’t me being featured as the midnight special on tonight’s menu. The corpse, though, was another matter. When bears are hungry enough, they’ll eat garbage, so a week’s worth of frozen meat all wrapped up in one package would probably entice even the shyest bear to make a bid for the checkout. But there was no way I was going to let Smokey past my cash register. Problem was, I wasn’t sure what I could do about it without getting my arm ripped off in the process. I had a distinct feeling that the bear wasn’t in the mood for accepting a rain check.
And then, lo and behold! I didn’t have to do anything at all about it, because a bullet whizzed past my right ear and exploded on the ground right in front of Smokey’s nose.
The bear started, blinked, turned tail and lumbered back into the forest. I spun around and found myself embarrassingly up close and personal with the business end of a rifle barrel aimed right at my crotch. On my unknown rescuer’s other arm, hung a vicious-looking crossbow. That was pointed at Mike.