'She is gone. She married a gentleman from Sгo Paulo.'
'Well, he hasn't done badly,' Trail observed. 'Let's have a look at the latest talent.'
Madame's assistant brought the tall green beer bottles and glasses, and three girls came over to sit with us. They were pretty girls-slim, dainty, smiling, glowing with cooperation.
'Americano?' asked the one next to me eagerly.
'No. Ingles.'
'Cigarette?' she asked, as winsomely as a schoolgirl appealing for pocket money. I gave her one, which she put carefully in her handbag. She began to stroke the back of my neck. I clasped my hands in front of me and stared defensively at the opposite wall.
'I lof you,' she said.
We sat like that for some time. Meanwhile, Trail and Archer had their girls on their knees and were conducting a conversation in a mixture of English, Portuguese, and giggles.
'You come with me?' the girl asked, playfully pulling a hair from my neck.
'No,' I said. 'I-I nгo gostar, or whatever it is. Nothing doing. Go and talk to my amigos…
I looked round and saw Trail and Archer disappearing up the stairs leading to the operational portion of the building.
'Hey!' I called, jumping up. 'Don't you fellows leave me!'
'It's all right, Doc. We won't be long.' Trail called over his shoulder. 'Finish the beer for us.
I sat gloomily down and bit my lip, feeling like a warning to young men. The girl, discouraged, got up and left me. I took my handkerchief out and wiped my forehead.
But Madame, ever solicitous, assumed immediately that my companion had for some reason not pleased me. She directed a large grinning blonde to take her place.
'No, no!' I said in alarm. 'No! Please…go away, there's a good girl.'
'Nгo?'
'No. Sorry and all that.'
I looked uncomfortably round me. I wanted to get out. But I didn't know the way back to the ship, and I was scared to walk out of the place on my own. I took a gulp of beer and sat biting my thumbnail.
I was hardly aware that another had joined me. She sat quietly beside me without speaking. I looked up. She was sitting demurely with her hands clasped in her lap, as pathetic as a wallflower at a village dance.
'Hop it! Vamos! Pronto!' I told her.
'Please…please!' she said.
'My dear young lady, I have no intention…'
Two tears rolled compellingly down her thin cheeks.
'Please come,' she urged softly. 'No one come with me this week. If you no come I get fired.'
I licked my lips. This was the sort of dilemma even Big White Carstairs would have had difficulty sorting out.
She laid a hand on my arm, as softly as an alighting butterfly.
'Please come,' she whispered.
I coughed, and ran my finger round my collar. My conscience strained to suppress my sense of gallantry. Just then two large tears followed the first.
'How much?' I heard. It was me.
'Hun'red cruzeiro.'
'Oh…ah…very well then..
I pulled the note from my pocket. Seizing it, she pulled me by the hand towards the staircase of sin.
We went into a bare room that contained only a bed, a basin, and several more pictures of the saints. She locked the door. I stood and scratched my left ear.
Deftly, as though peeling a banana, she stripped off her clothes. She jumped on the bed and gave me an inviting smile. Suddenly she held her right side and groaned.
'Hello,' I said, immediately interested. 'What's the trouble?'
She bit her lip for a moment, then said, 'Nada…nada.'
'Have you got a pain? Er-dor?'
She nodded.
'Where?'
She pointed under her right ribs.
'That's curious,' I said. Just let me have a look a minute, will you? By Jove, this is unusual…Deep breath, now.'
After five minutes' careful examination of her abdomen I concluded that the young lady was suffering from inflammation of the gallbladder.
'Look here,' I said, 'you ought to go to hospital.'
She smiled up at me from the pillow. 'Hospital…operacao, or whatever it is.'
I indicated with signs.
'Oh, nвo,' she said.
'Oh, yes,' I said firmly. 'Here'-I took a pencil and paper from my pocket and wrote on it-'you take that to the chemist-farmacкutico-and they'll give you something to make it better. Then you must go to hospital, see? O.K.?'
She took the prescription and grinned.
'Very well,' I said automatically, 'call me if you have any severe pain during the night. Good evening.'
I let myself out. Trail and Archer were waiting downstairs.
'Come on, you dirty old man,' Trail said, grabbing my arm. 'Time to get back to the ship.'
It occurred to me that was the only consultation I had ever paid for.
Chapter Eleven
The next morning I woke, sweating and penitent, in my unventilated cabin. Jumbled harbour sounds replaced our usual noiseless morning at sea, and the steam winches were already working in frantic bursts on the deck outside. There were footsteps and shouting all over the ship, and when I turned over for my watch I saw an unknown, half-naked Brazilian picking his teeth and solemnly inspecting me from the open cabin door. As I shaved I reflected sharply on the change in my recreations in the last four weeks.
At breakfast I found Archer and Trail as unruffled as if they had spent the evening in a suburban cinema.
'I hear you had a bit of a lash-up last night,' Hornbeam said. 'Have a good time in Mimi's?'
'One must see how the other half lives,' I murmured.
'She was a nice little piece you got hold of.' Trail said, in a complimentary tone. 'Wouldn't have minded her myself.'
Hornbeam, who had an unphysiological resilience to alcohol, nodded as he ate his way with relish through a dish of bacon, chops, eggs, and liver.
'Sorry I couldn't come with you blokes,' he said cheerfully. 'I reckon I was tired. The quartermaster put me in my bunk about three.'
'This is not much of a place, anyway,' Trail said. Not a patch on B.A.'
'They've cleaned up B.A. a lot now,' Archer added, with disappointment. 'Do you remember Underneath the Arches, Mr. Hornbeam? A string of them running down behind a sort of colonnade affair from the Boca practically to the Plaza de Majo. They had a purity campaign down there after the war.'
'They needed it,' Hornbeam said, reaching for the tomato sauce. 'Any more bacon going, steward? I get peckish in port.'
'What are you doing to-day, Doc?' Archer asked. 'Going ashore?'
'I was thinking of it.'
'What, going back for an encore?' Trail said.
'No, I assure you I was only thinking of a haircut.'
'You're right there, Doc,' Hornbeam said. 'You look like an old rope fender.'
My hair had last been cut in the wintery twilight of a London afternoon, more than a month ago: now it overhung my newly sunburned ears, and its length reflected our distance from home. But I was reluctant to step ashore alone, for the only Portuguese I was confident of saying was 'Good morning,' and I was not in the position to refuse a shampoo, singeing, scalp massage, hot towels, and any unusual luxuries that might be provided by Brazilian barber's shops. I explained this to Easter during surgery, and he immediately relieved my difficulties.
'I should be very glad to oblige, Doctor,' he said with dignity. 'If requested.'
'You cut hair, too, do you?'
'Done quite a few hair-cutting jobs ashore. Worked six months steady at it once, helping out a pal what had a little barber's shop in Doncaster. He ran a book really, but the shop kept the coppers away. Got pinched last year, so I heard.'
'Very well, Easter. You may try your skill on me.'
He set up his saloon on the strip of deck outside my cabin. He first spread out several sheets of the _Liverpool Echo,_ then brought from his quarters a camp stool and a length of cloth striped like a butcher's apron. H
e tied the cloth tightly round my neck and drew a pair of scissors and a comb from his hip pocket.
'How do you like it?' he demanded.
'Oh, sort of short round the back.'
'Wouldn't like a crew cut, would you? Suit your sort of head, if I may be so bold, Doctor.'
'No thank you.'
He began snipping round the nape of the neck.
'Bit of fun and games about noon,' he continued. 'The Violet's coming in astern of us where that Royal Mail boat was yesterday.'
'The Violet? What's she?'
'Another one of the Fathom hookers. Does the run from the River Plate to Pernambuco and New York. Captain Beamish in command. Cor! He ain't 'arf a queer 'un. Needs his head examined, I reckon.'
'That's what they're cleaning up the wheelhouse for, is it?'
'Ho yes, got to have her looking posh when we has company. Sorry, Doctor, was that your ear?'
'If I get a septic wound from this,' I said sternly, 'I shall order your kit to be burned as a sanitary measure.'
He blew hard through the comb and bit deeply into my hair with it.
'I likes hair-cutting,' he continued, unruffled. 'Bit of an art, like knocking up a sculpture. You never know how it's going to turn out when you start.'
I sat in the sunshine, unresisting, while my hair fell in small bundles across the _Liverpool Echo._ The increasing warmth and Easter's conversation behind the regular sharp snip of his scissors encouraged a pleasant feeling of euphoria. I was looking forrard, towards the mouth of the river; the long quay, with the tall German cranes grouped eagerly round open hatchways, was lined with ships as far as I could see. In the water on our port side a clean, grey-and-white, neat Swedish tanker was being turned slowly by a pair of tugs, like a birch log between two water-rats. Immediately ahead of us the Stars and Stripes dropped over the stern of the _Omar C. Ingersoll_ of Baltimore, a cargo ship the same size as the _Lotus,_ designed with the American combination of stark lines and grotesque, mysterious appendages. Just below me, on the foredeck, a dozen Brazilians clutched a swaying crate labelled AUSTIN that hovered from the sling over No. 2 hatch.
'I reckon you was right not to trust the barbers ashore,' Easter said. 'They ain't up to much, and they'll rook you as soon as look at you. Not as bad as the ones in Port Said, though-for a dollar they'll give you a shampoo and introduce you to their sister.' He wiped the comb on the leg of his trousers thoughtfully. 'Mind you,' he went on, 'you can have some fun in Port Said if you're up to the tricks. Very rude in places, it is, very rude.' He swept away the cloth and stood back proudly. 'Lovely,' he said. 'Care for me to read your bumps while I'm at it? Used to be Phreno the Bump Man at fairs for a bit.'
'That will be enough, thank you. How much do I owe you?'
'Fifty Woods, Doctor, seeing it's you.'
I went to my cabin to fetch the cigarettes, and found I looked like a caricature of a Prussian general; I suspected that Easter had learned the elements of barbering while serving one of his terms in jail. The advent of the Violet seemed to justify the Company's Regulation Cap, so I fitted a new white cover and stepped back on deck with Easter's art hidden underneath.
By now there was an atmosphere of serious preparation on board. Captain Hogg was shouting at a pair of deckhands painting the large red F on the funnel, Hornbeam was supervising the desperate removal of a potful of black paint just spilled over the white bridge, and the Bos'n was trying to rig a line of electric bulbs along the gangway without disturbing the fat policeman who slept in a deckchair by the rail. As noon approached, the crew began leaning over the port rail and Captain Hogg climbed on the monkey island over the wheelhouse and impatiently trained his glasses towards the bow. I went to the boatdeck and squeezed between two davits, trying to catch the familiar Fathom Line houseflag moving slowly through the forest of strange masts.
'Mind you don't fall in,' Hornbeam said, coming up the ladder. 'A mouthful of this water would kill you. Any sign of her yet?'
'Can't see anything from here.'
'The Old Man and Beamish are great pals,' he told me contentedly. 'They'd ram each other's ships if they thought they could get away with it. Not that I have any time for Beatilish,' he added. 'In fact, I'm not certain I wouldn't rather sail with the one we've got.'
This struck me as severely damning to Captain Beamish.
'What's the matter with him?'
'Thinks he's one of the big ship boys-you know, everything frightfully pukka, wipe your feet at the top of the gangway, kiss me hand and call me Charlie. They say he was a cadet in the P. amp; O., but got chucked out. I can't say I blame them.'
'But surely,' I said despairingly, 'there must be some good captains in the world?'
'There's one or two. Old Morris on the Daisy isn't bad. He did me a good turn once in Belfast when I got mixed up with the cops. But as soon as they get their fourth ring most of 'em get bloody-minded. You wait and see-I'll go the same way.'
We stood chatting between the lifeboats for a while, until Captain Hogg bellowed from above us: 'Ahoy there, Mr. Trail! Stand by to dip ensign!'
'There she is,' Hornbeam said, pointing down the river. 'See?'
'What, that?'
His account of Captain Beamish made me imagine his ship as equally superior; but the Violet, as she swung round the bend in the river, turned out to be a vessel smaller than the Lotus, narrow, as angular as a piano, with patches on her plates and two tall, mournful ventilators drooping over her bridge. She was high in the water, with a wide streak of red showing at the bottom of her rusty hull, and the tips of her propeller blades cut the surface below her overhanging stern.
'Makes us look like the _Queen Lizzie,_ doesn't it?' Hornbeam said as she drew nearer. 'Watch for the fun when we start saluting.'
It was clear that Captain Hogg was going to pay his respects grudgingly. He stood on top of the wheelhouse glaring across the water to the Violet, and on the wing of the Violet's bridge a thin, tall figure in a shining white uniform glared back at him. As the mainmasts of the two ships drew level Captain Hogg shouted 'Lower away!' and the Violet's ensign fluttered down a foot in curt acknowledgment. The two Captains scowled at each other as they passed, and no one in either crew would have been surprised if they had stuck out their tongues.
'The brotherhood of the sea,' Hornbeam said. 'I bet Father's just waiting for her to foul our ropes as she comes alongside.'
Captain Beamish nevertheless arrived for lunch on board the Lotus as soon as his gangway was down. He turned out to be a thin, brown, wrinkled man with a face like a tortoise. He compensated for his own shabby ship by turning himself out sprucely; his long neck stretched from the high, starched collar of his uniform, two rows of glossy medal ribbons shone on his bosom, his trousers were unsullied with sitting, and his feet stood in white buckskin shoes. He sat down at the table, placed a monocle in his right eye, and crumbled a roll in his bony hand with an expression on his face as if he expected it to release an unpleasant smell.
Captain Hogg was coldly polite, and introduced us all. 'This is my Chief Officer, Mr. Hornbeam…my Doctor…my Chief Engineer…my Chief Steward.' Captain Beamish received these presentations in silence. Before we had finished the soup it appeared that he was a man sparing of words, for the only conversation he permitted himself was to interrupt his host's remarks every few minutes with the expression "Strordinary!'
When we reached the treacle roll he cut into Captain Hogg's description of how he once docked in Liverpool without tugs, by glaring at me and snapping, 'Doctor!'
'Sir?'
'Which hospital d'y' come from?'
'St. Swithin's, sir.'
''Strordinary! Must know Dr. Jenkins.'
'Jenkins? No, I'm afraid I don't, sir.'
Jenkins was a very well-known man in the Line.'
I shook my head solemnly, without making any comment. I had gathered that doctors became well known in seafaring life only through the originality with which they left it.
'You look very y
oung, Doctor,' he continued. 'Fully qualified, I suppose?'
'Of course I am!' I said angrily.
"Strordinary. Looks very young indeed,' he added in a slightly softer voice to Captain Hogg, who immediately began looking at me with suspicion.
'Lost my damned Bos'n this trip,' Captain Beamish went on. 'Blast him.'
'What was up?' Captain Hogg asked, piling the last fragments of suet roll on to his spoon.
'Had to put him over the wall off Pernam. Dead, y'know.'
'Go on! What of?'
"Strordinary thing altogether. Meant to ask your Doctor. Had a turn of the shakes and died before sunset.'
'Very likely smallpox,' I said firmly. 'Your ship will have to be fumigated for three weeks and all hands isolated in the fever hospital. The one in Santos is extremely unpleasant, but they will probably take you up to Sаo Paulo as you're certain to get it, anyway.'
I sat and sulked over the cheese-dish.
'Bad about the Bos'n,' Captain Beamish said. 'Don't get his type any more. Respectful. Knew my ways. I may not be in command of a big ship, but I'll have her run decently. Eh, Captain?'
Captain Hogg had his mouth full of cheese, but he nodded violently enough to spill pieces on to the tablecloth.
'Don't know what things are coming to. The Third wore the same uniform three days running last week. D'y'know what happened yesterday? Steward brought me a glass of water without a tray. Communism, that's what it is.'
Captain Beamish then said nothing else for the rest of the meal.
The Violet's officers came aboard before supper and noisily packed themselves into Hornbeam's cabin. I found it startling to see the familiar Fathom Line uniforms and badges with different faces over them. They sat and drank gin, enjoying the fragmentary friendship of the sea that had been established by a few hours or a day or two in a dozen years at ports all over the world.
'Here's our Doc,' Hornbeam said, as I squeezed through the door. 'Meet Mr. Molony, Chief Officer from that old barge down aft.'
'Hello, Doc,' he said, shaking hands. 'Enjoying the sea?'
'I am rather, thank you.'
'How did you get on with our Old Man at dinner?'
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