Ellie's ears pricked at the choice of word, but she had sense enough not to make it an issue..
'To do Dick justice,' Daphne continued, 'he never made a direct proposition, though perhaps he was clearing the decks, so to speak, the Friday before I went to the cottage when we had a lunch-time drink together and he suddenly spelt it out that he was actively opposing Patrick's elevation to the board. He said he was sorry if I'd been relying on this financially, but I had to understand, he didn't think Patrick was the man for the job. I brooded about this all Saturday. I'd never really thought of our having money problems. I vaguely knew how large our expenses were. And I suppose I vaguely wondered how Patrick managed to get by with no apparent trouble on what I assumed couldn't be a huge salary. But that Sunday, when I'd been more than usually irritated by that secret-happy manner of his, I let fly. I still wasn't really worried, you understand. I knew there'd be some investment income, from Patrick's own capital and also from the money I'd inherited from Daddy. Patrick had taken charge of it when we married and tied it up, so I thought, in some long-term high-yield investment. All I wanted was to pierce his shell, to get some kind of response out of him.
'Well, I got more than I bargained for.
'He told me without batting an eyelid that my little inheritance hadn't existed as such for seven or eight years. It had just been eaten away by necessary capital expenditure! I couldn't believe it! I asked about his own money. There'd been some other money left to him by some old client at Capstick's. He told me that had gone too and that in fact as far as capital went, we had precious little to fall back on. And he admitted that even with his salary as Chief Accountant since Mr Eagles died, it was difficult to make ends meet. You have to understand he spoke with no anxiety whatsoever!
'I demanded to know how we could go on living at the rate we did. He said that, yes, it was hard, but he had every confidence in the future. In fact, things should be looking up very soon now. I screamed at him that if he imagined he was just going to walk on to the Perfecta board, he had another think coming. He looked puzzled and said that getting on the board would be nice and he could see no real obstacle, but even if he didn't, it wouldn't be the end of the world. I was furious now, furious and a bit frightened. I asked him how the hell he, an accountant, could justify continuing to live in a house as large as Rosemont with all those gardens to maintain when we could solve our problems of income and capital at a blow by selling up and moving to somewhere more manageable.
'That got to him at last. It must have been the mention of selling Rosemont that did it. Not that he got angry or anything. He just went on very earnestly about how something had always come up in the past to maintain his position at Rosemont and that he had every reason to believe all future obstacles would fade away with similar ease.
'I was sick at heart. All this meant to me was that he'd conned himself into believing the seat on the board was his. I rang Dick. I had to talk to him, I said. He suggested we should spend next day together. We arranged to meet in the car park. I'd heard stories about his seaside cottage, of course, but I didn't see this as a lovers' tryst. I was frightened by what seemed to me to be Patrick's lack of balance. Also, of course, I was bloody furious that he'd spent all my money without a by-your-leave!
'So Monday morning came, I met Dick, we headed for the coast.'
She fell silent. Two old ladies circumambulating the green paused to admire Rose noisily, and to deplore silently this upstart occupation of their personal bench.
'At what stage,' enquired Ellie casually, 'did it seem better for your financial deliberations to be carried on in bed.'
The two old women moved on, one indignantly, one reluctantly.
'I don't know. It just happened. I suppose I drank a lot. I know I talked a lot. It was funny; as I talked, I began to see what Patrick had meant. Things had tended to fall his way, if you looked back. He could almost be forgiven for his stupid optimism. I started off by wanting to complain about him, yet I ended up half defending him!'
'But not yourself?'
'Evidently not. I don't recollect much about getting undressed. I remember the actual event all right. Well, he was, after all, the only other man I'd ever been with. It was quite pleasant, I suppose, but it felt very different. I mean felt physically, that is. He was very bony. Even his muscles felt hard and knotted and bony. And he seemed very big, you know, there. I'm no expert, but he did seem to be disproportionately large.'
'Big for his size, you mean?' said Ellie.
Daphne giggled.
'Yes, that's it, exactly. Afterwards he said it had been great, but I'm not sure he really meant it. I don't think his mind was really on it either. I'd worried him, I realize now. I'd no idea! Somehow he got the idea I was warning him that Patrick contrived to dispose of everyone who got in his way! So he went running off to the police like a terrified hamster! It's laughable, really. These men who call us neurotic and fanciful, give them half the chance and they're standing on their executive desks, screaming at imaginary mice!'
'You're learning,' approved Ellie. 'They're a laugh a minute.'
'Not quite so frequent, perhaps, when they're policemen, and they start chasing the mice,' said Daphne.
There followed a long silence in which they studied the blurred and mildewed tombstones visible through the green-painted railings that had been put up when the churchyard wall had been declared dangerous. The tombstones themselves looked well decayed, their ranks crooked, their heights irregular and their stances awry and stooping, like a rabble of aged veterans drawn up on a last parade.
'Well?' said Daphne.
'Well what?' said Ellie. 'I don't particularly want to attack Peter for doing his job. And if I defend him, I might seem to be implying that your husband may have a case to answer. You see my dilemma?'
'Not really. Surely Peter can't really think Patrick may have a case to answer? I haven't met this husband of yours, but he sounds a pleasant rational man.'
'I haven't met this husband of yours either,' evaded Ellie. 'You'll have a chance to meet mine soon. He'll want to see you and Patrick before you go off next Monday.'
'Well, it'll have to be lunch-time on Saturday at the earliest,' said Daphne.
'I'll tell him. Come on, Rosie, time we were moving. I suspect we're preventing these two old dears from enjoying their daily contemplation of last things.'
She rose, feeling like a coward, but not knowing what else to say or do, and organized the baby into her papoose-basket.
As they moved away, the two old women took over the bench with the speed of legal tenants moving in behind the bailiffs.
'I always thought it was the young who took the place of the old,' said Daphne, not resisting Ellie's flight.
'Never believe it,' said Ellie. 'We're turning into a geriatric society. The old are fighting back. They have the great advantage of an irresistible recruitment programme. It's called living.'
They walked away together, two tall women, one dark, one fair, in a state of friendship which they both knew might well turn out also to be a state of truce.
9
PENELOPE
(Hybrid musk. Tall-growing, prodigal of bloom, pale-pink while young, but fading almost to white in age, good hedger, heavily scented.)
Penny Highsmith was a good drinker but she was no match for Dalziel in whom ancestry, employment and inclination had combined to form a true professional, who never acknowledged a master and rarely a peer. Prolonged bouts of reunion drinking had taken a toll, however, and Dalziel was getting most of his sleep by cat-napping blatantly through the conference sessions. He had borne a distant headache with him, like a thunderstorm in the next valley, to his rendezvous with Penny. But a couple of pints of watery London beer at the simple steak house she suggested they visited had washed his mental heavens clear and he had kept the carafes of red wine coming at a rate which had the Maltese waiters exchanging suggestive grimaces.
They were wrong, of course. Dalziel did not rate wine
as a drink in the drinker's sense of the word, and his purpose was simply hospitable rather than amatory or even interrogative. Also he was enjoying himself, just sitting here, eating the biggest steak they had been able to produce and talking to a lively, intelligent and attractive woman.
He said as much to Penny, who had by this time wisely asked for a bottle of mineral water to cut the wine. ‘I’m glad you're having a good time, Andy,' she said. 'You know, after you left the other night, I got to thinking how strange it was that you should just be happening to stroll by my place as I came home. And I began to wonder if there might be more in it than mere coincidence.'
'Fate, you mean?' said Dalziel. 'Written in the stars? That sort of stuff?'
'Not exactly,' said Penny. 'More like, ambush. Written in the CID notebook.That sort of stuff. But now I see how much you're enjoying yourself, I think, no, he couldn't be putting this on. Could you?'
'Don't be daft,' said Dalziel. 'This is the best time I've had since they banned hanging.'
'I'm pleased,' she said. 'Mind you, I did check on you when I spoke to Patrick yesterday.'
She was watching him carefully over her wineglass.
'Yesterday? Rang him, did you?' said Dalziel, somewhat taken aback.
'No. He dropped in. Just here on a quick trip. Like you. Made his duty call.'
'Unlike me,' said Dalziel gallantly. 'No duty, just pleasure.'
'Well, I half believe you,' said Penny. 'But only because Patrick says he's never heard of you.'
'You asked him?'
'Oh, just in passing. Checking through old acquaintance. You must be slipping, Andy. There was a time when you made enough noise to be heard all the way to the Scottish border.'
'I've quietened down,' said Dalziel. 'Stay long, did he?'
'Not long. He never does. We've never been terribly close.'
'Funny that, with you bringing him up all by yourself. Did you ever think of marrying his dad? Or was he married already?'
'None of your damned business,' said Penny.
'Sorry,' said Dalziel, emptying the carafe into her glass.
Another was delivered almost before he could nod his huge grizzled head at the waiter. 'But it can't have been any joke bringing up a lad by yourself. The money side must have been hard enough. And in them days, they didn't have one-parent families, they had tarts and bastards.'
She gave out her splendid laugh.
'You really know how to talk to a girl, Andy! But it wasn't so bad. There were some nasty sods around, there still are for that matter, but most people weren't much bothered, particularly down here. As for money, I got by with a little help from my friends.'
'Including Aunt Flo?' prompted Dalziel.
'Aunt Flo and Uncle Eddie were very generous,' she said tightly.
'Yes, the old girl left you nice and comfortable,' agreed Dalziel. 'Were you surprised when you heard the will?'
He watched her closely as she replied. Pascoe had reported on his visit to Masson and Dalziel had worked out some conclusions of his own, but whether they would prove helpful or not remained to be seen.
'There wasn't a will,' Penny replied, sipping her wine. 'I inherited because I was the only living relative.'
'And Patrick.'
'Oh yes. And Patrick.'
'He seems to have taken a real shine to Rosemont. Was that just since you started living there after your aunt's death?' asked Dalziel.
She shook her head. Her rich dark curls danced, casting back sparks from the imitation coach-lamps which lit the restaurant.
'No. Patrick always loved Rosemont. We used to visit on odd occasions right from the time he was a baby. I'd been going much longer, of course, with my mother while she was alive. It amused me sometimes to think that Aunt Flo, after doing her duty by her errant sister, found herself having to do the same duty for her errant niece!'
She laughed, but without much humour this time.
'At least she did it,' proclaimed Dalziel.
'With a bit of arm-twisting,' said Penny grimly.
'From your uncle, you mean? What was he like?'
Her expression softened.
'Oh, Uncle Eddie was a lovely man. Kind and thoughtful and gentle. Flo drove him, of course. It must have been the attraction of opposites in the first place, and once she got him, she just kept on driving him. He was first class at his job, I believe, and a shrewd investor, but it was her who kept him at it hard enough to make the money that paid for Rosemont and kept her in luxury. It was marvellous really that he beat her in the end. I mean, she must have thought Rosemont was her own personal status symbol. A small country house to match her snobbish aspirations. But he turned it into a refuge for himself. He loved the house, and even more he loved the gardens, especially the roses.'
'Like Patrick, then?'
'Oh yes,' she said reflectively. 'Very like Patrick. He took to Rosemont in a big way, right from the beginning, even though we only used to get there for odd weekends and Aunt Flo would be telling him to keep quiet and watch his manners all the time. Me, I'm not one for putting down roots. I'm a city girl, too. Always will be. I don't wander as much as I used to nowadays, but I still love it here in London even though it belongs to the Arabs now. This is where the life is. Stay too long with the vegetables and you vegetate. But Patrick was different. He never complained, mind you. But two days at Rosemont obviously meant more to him than two months anywhere else. I suppose it was the only sort of permanent thing he ever came across. Me, I hate permanency, but I'm beginning to feel as if I might be permanently pissed. Listen, can we have some coffee before I fall off my chair?'
Dalziel turned his head towards the waiter who rushed forward with another carafe, a reasonable assumption on past performance and as they were only half way through their main course.
'Coffee,' said Dalziel. 'He must have been upset when your uncle died.'
'He was, I guess, though he kept it all inside, as usual. He loved Eddie, I think, more than me in many ways. I tried to explain to him that I didn't think we'd be going to Rosemont so often now. What I really meant was ever. But that didn't seem to bother him. Not, you understand me, because he wasn't bothered by not going back, but more as if he thought I was being stupid for suggesting we wouldn't. As it turned out, he was right. Aunt Flo had a heart attack while she was in London. I was with her. She'd just brought me tea in Harrods. It was a sort of annual treat! I visited her in hospital, helped her around as she recovered, and then she asked us to go up to Rosemont with her till she had thoroughly convalesced. I suppose she knew she was never going to be fully recovered, that's why she suggested I stayed on permanently. But I told you all this the other night, didn't I! Hey, how come we're talking about all this again?'
'Just passing the time. So Aunt Flo dropped dead in the rose-bushes. And fortunately for you, she'd just torn up her old will.'
He hadn't meant it to come out quite so cynically. Or, if he had, he had overestimated the degree of alcoholic intimacy between the two of them. The contented, wine-languorous expression slipped from her face.
'And what the hell does that mean?' she demanded harshly.
'Nothing. Just remarking how lucky things fell out,' said Dalziel. 'They're taking their time with this coffee.'
'Bugger the coffee,' she said dangerously. 'What are you trying to say, Andy Dalziel? That I got rid of Flo's will when I realized she was dead? Is that it?'
Her voice was raised sufficiently for some other diners to glance curiously towards their table. Dalziel wasn't bothered. In Yorkshire it was generally reckoned there was more chance of getting Dalziel pregnant than getting him embarrassed.
He did, however, regret that this discordant note had been sounded in an evening he was genuinely enjoying. But as what Penny was accusing him of meaning was precisely what he did mean, he saw no reason to evade the issue.
'Well, didn't you?' he said. 'No one would blame you if you did.'
Except perhaps the governing body of the RSPCA, not to menti
on the reverend gents directing the Church Missionary Society. But their hypothetical cavils were as the bleats of a sheep being sheared to Dalziel's mental ear.
His generous reassurance did not produce the desired calming effect.
'You fat bastard,' she said. 'You haven't changed, have you? They all said you were a nasty bit of work then, and you still are now. I'll leave you to finish this muck. Next time you take a lady out, probably in another fifty years, try to buy her a decent bottle of wine instead of five gallons of this sludge, will you? Give my regards to Yorkshire.'
She rose as she spoke, almost knocking her chair over, turned and strode towards the door. She was fairly steady, Dalziel noted approvingly. And he admired her steadiness too in sticking to her story. In ninety per cent of cases, whatever threats, promises or inducements had been offered, the criminal who coughed was a fool.
Not that he could think of Penny Highsmith as a criminal, he thought, as her fetchingly rounded rear elevation vanished through the door.
The waiter arrived with the coffee and whisky.
'Bill,' said Dalziel tersely.
He downed the Scotch in one, studied the bill which the prescient waiter had quickly prepared as the quarrel developed, approved it, paid it and stood up.
Plucking Penny's handbag from the back of the chair where she'd hung it on arrival, he made for the door. The pavement was empty, but he stood with the bag held in the air which a passing taxi took to be a signal.
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