A Vampire Bundle: The Real Werewives of Vampire County, When Darkness Comes, Real Vamps Don't Drink O-Neg, & Hunted by the Others

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by Alexandra Ivy


  Oh well, what kind of woman notices another woman’s shoes?

  Lucien regarded me with a mixture of interest and distrust. From his piercing blue eyes to the blunt tips of his fingers, a cool power seemed to radiate from him. More than that, he was unapologetically male. A lick of desire slipped down my spine.

  “Do you want to go over the plan again?” he asked.

  “No.” We’d been over it a half dozen times. I knew my role. And I was willing to do anything, even wear panty hose, to do the job right. It was a matter of pride—for me and for the pack.

  His smile was pure sin. “Then stop fidgeting.”

  I shot him a dirty look. Oh please. “Let’s wrap you in a sausage casing and see how you fidget.”

  The car bounced over a series of speed bumps at the entrance to Eternal Life Estates. We wound through streets lined with palm trees, past the kind of houses you saw on the cover of magazines at the grocery checkout. The landscaping was impeccable, the façades ornate, and the front lawns trimmed down to the last blade of grass.

  At least the place looked deserted, except for, “What is that?” I thrust my head between the two front seats. A mass of shape shifters and vampires gathered in the road. As we neared, I could see that they had completely taken over a circle drive lit by torches in the ground.

  Like an old-fashioned werewolf hunt.

  I double-checked the twin knife holders I’d strapped to my thighs.

  Lucien hissed. “I told them we did not want a welcome party on the first night.”

  No kidding. “They might have figured out the truth about us.” I twisted around to face him. “Someone probably knows the Dukes.”

  Lucien was oddly focused on my thighs.

  “We’ll keep our cover.” His steely gaze met mine. “As long as you don’t blow it.”

  “Thanks a lot. Nothing like a supportive partner to get the job done right.” This was why I liked working alone. “And stop staring at me like you want to bite me.”

  Sure he looked like sex on wheels, but that didn’t mean I was going to serve myself up with a sprig of parsley between my teeth.

  His lips parted. “I do want to bite you.”

  “Do it and I stake you.”

  Why hadn’t I brought a stake?

  “Don’t worry, little werewolf,” he said, sending a shiver down my spine. “I’m always in control.” He held my gaze a second longer than he needed. “As for tonight, follow my lead. Remember, the less contact you have, the better.”

  Maybe I could find a nice tree branch.

  I nudged the hem of my dress to make sure I wasn’t giving any more free shows. “Anything else, your brood-i-ness?”

  He cocked a grin. “You said you knew the plan.”

  Oh sure. The plan: Keep quiet. Look pretty. I need you until I don’t need you.

  I leveled a perfectly glossed fingernail at him. “Keep in mind that you picked me. I’m the best interrogator you have.”

  He seemed amused at that. “Interrogator? Yes. Investigator? No.” His voice lowered a notch. “You do not handle the case. I do. You get them alone later and you question them. But for now, you don’t talk.”

  “You’re an ass.”

  He didn’t react. Stone-cold Luke this one was.

  At least he knew what he was doing. According to what Finnegan had told me this afternoon, Lucien Mead was one of the Vampire Council’s top guys. They brought him in to handle tough cases like this—at least ones that could result in war. I had no problem following his lead—as long as he didn’t force it.

  I wrangled halfway through the space between the two front seats to get a better look at the doom that lay straight ahead. Oh my God, they had mint tins.

  “You are here to be pretty. You are here to be vapid.”

  I slammed back into the seat next to him. “Oh yes. Like the time I was too busy painting my nails to wrestle down a banshee and force him to give up the rest of the murdering horde.”

  “Heather—” Lucien leveled an icy gaze at me.

  “Lay off the tall, blond, and frigid act. I’ve got enough problems.” I rubbed at my eyes, leaving a sparkly blue eye shadow streak on the back of my hand. Great, just great. I wiped it on the back of my dress where no one would see.

  “Think before you act.” He planted a hand on the seat back behind me. “You are the only one who can learn the truth and prevent this war.”

  Oh yeah. No pressure there.

  He had this whole calm and collected investigator persona down pat. But I was an interrogator. And I was good at my job precisely because I was willing to do whatever it took.

  Like pretend to sleep with a vampire.

  “Drive casually,” Lucien said to the driver as we drew near the crowd.

  “No problem, boss.” The ponytailed driver eased us between two party rental trucks.

  “He’s staying in the car, right?” The guy looked like he should be working as a bouncer at a nightclub instead of driving a pair of pretend socialites. He also needed a shave.

  The driver cocked his head toward me, silver rings piercing his right eyebrow and a black spike earring dangling from his left lobe. “His name is Vinny,” he drawled with an unmistakable New Jersey twang, “and you bet your ass I’m getting out.”

  “Vinny is my daytime eyes and ears,” Lucien explained.

  “Vinny would never even make it through a metal detector.”

  “Oh yeah? Fine.” Vinny turned around and I about fell over as his hair shimmered from jet-black to white. Not only that, it shortened into a close-clipped haircut.

  The scent of wood and grass filled the car. “What the—” I watched Vinny’s hands on the wheel age right in front of my eyes. His black T-shirt morphed into a silver suit jacket. His scraggly near-beard faded. By the time we parked, he looked like Jeeves the butler.

  “Satisfied?” Vinny asked, with the same rough Jersey accent. Hardly. “What are you?”

  The old butler grinned back at me. “I’m special.”

  No kidding.

  “Stop showing off,” Lucien said, as Vinny got out of the car to come open our door.

  I didn’t know what to think—about Vinny or Lucien or this entire situation.

  “One question,” I said, as we watched Vinny circle around the front.

  I knew all about my role in this—and I had the lipstick on my teeth to prove it. But I sure as hell didn’t know what Lucien the super cop was up to—or what he wanted. What did the council care if the vampires slaughtered a pack of wolves?

  Lucien closed his hand over mine as Vinny made a great show of standing by the door, preparing to open it. “Why are you two doing this?”

  Lucien gave me a quick squeeze. “Because you’ll never set foot outside if you see the karaoke machine.”

  “Call the guard, the vampire made a joke.”

  “Heather”—he looked at me, really looked at me, for the first time—“I’m here because I want to know the truth,” he said, a determined slant to his jaw, “just like you.”

  Vinny opened the door. Jazz piano music flooded in. From the middle of the street at ten o’clock at night. This was weirder than that coven of narcoleptic werebats we busted a while back.

  Lucien stood outside the car, his hand extended to help me. His grip was firm and left no room to wrangle.

  Deep breath. This was a special assignment, an important one that only I could do. I didn’t want to let my Alpha down.

  Lucien took my hand once more, his grip cool and strong. “Relax. You’ll do great.”

  “I know,” I said. I’d never been so plucked, sprayed, and manicured in my life. I’d fit in. We’d find the Predators. We’d get to the bottom of this.

  A brunette with a heart-shaped face and a sleek red sundress sauntered toward us on ice pick heels. “Mitzy, Luke!” she exclaimed. “Look everybody, the Dukes have arrived!”

  I turned to him. “Luke Duke? You’ve got to be kidding.”

  He squeezed my hand.
“Don’t talk.”

  The waif-like woman stopped in front of us and smirked. “Nice earrings.”

  My stomach lurched. There was nothing wrong with my red hoop earrings. I’d matched them to my shoes.

  “I’m Francine Sharp,” she continued, as if she hadn’t just insulted me, “head of the welcoming committee.”

  And a Predator. This was shaping up nicely.

  Francine was also a werevulture from the smell of it. She fingered the gold locket at her neck, openly eyeing my fake husband.

  “A pleasure,” Lucien said, kissing her delicate hand.

  I waited for her reaction. Was she sleeping with dear departed Sunny’s husband? Or would she be open to Lucien’s attentions? I couldn’t wait to get her alone to ask.

  Only she’d stopped eyeing him and had turned her sharp gaze on me.

  A warm flush began in my stomach and heated me all the way up to my cheeks. Yes, I was being scrutinized. I’d prepared for that. But I didn’t like standing here being submissive.

  I wanted to jump, holler, scream. Anything.

  Instead I said, “That’s a pretty necklace.”

  “It’s Bvlgari.”

  “What?” I asked.

  She pursed her lips together. “Exactly.”

  I had the distinct impression I’d done something wrong, but I had no clue what. I mean, who names a necklace?

  Lucien leaned close enough to whisper loving encouragement into my ear. “Keep your mouth shut.”

  Too late.

  I fought the urge to snarl.

  The werevulture tilted her head. “Where are you from?”

  I tried to think of somewhere both exotic and cosmopolitan. “East of here,” I said, mimicking Francine’s head tilt. “Las Vegas,” my mouth supplied before my brain could say what?

  I wanted to wince, sink into the ground, walk away, and make these people forget they’d ever met me. The entire crowd had stopped talking. For the first time, I noticed everyone surrounding us, staring at me.

  I struggled to think of something both vapid and agreeable that would satisfy these trophy wives and their husbands. “I moved to Las Vegas to better myself. You know, to meet guys.”

  Lucien groaned under his breath.

  Oh, the poor vampire was suffering? Well, he could help me out here.

  I’d been judged quite enough for one evening.

  The air felt heavy as the wall of shifters closed us in. I wanted to bolt. I didn’t like crowds, or attention, not to mention being hemmed in on all sides. But I stood my ground. I was a wolf on a mission, even if that meant I was alone in a crowd, teetering on shoes no woman should be forced to wear, holding a purse that could fit a gumdrop.

  He’d asked for inane. What else did he expect from a werewolf who’d just had half of her eyebrows yanked out of her head?

  He gripped me. Tight. “Now Mitzy, that’s not exactly how we met.”

  “Yeah?” I asked, heart speeding up. “Why don’t you tell the story?” Or why didn’t he just let me out of here?

  This was going bad in a hurry. Every second I spent around these people was making it worse.

  It didn’t even make sense to talk to the Predators tonight. I needed to question these werewives individually, not in the middle of a game of This Is Your (Undead) Life.

  I was about two seconds away from telling this vulture where she could go.

  Deep breaths.

  She twirled her necklace on one finger, daring me.

  That was it. “Why don’t you take your Blvgari—”

  Lucien hoisted me by one arm. “We’re leaving.”

  “And shove it up your ass.” The vampire oofed as my stiletto met his knee. “And you—” I spun toward Lucien the grabby. “Do you want me to tackle you?”

  Boy, he looked pissed. “We’re leaving,” he hissed.

  “Why? I can take her.” The vulture would never screw with me again.

  “Now.” He grabbed me around the waist.

  “Let me down, you cretin!” I seethed, as he carried me like a sack of rice away from the welcoming committee.

  CHAPTER 3

  Lucien opened the four paneled door with a snarl. “After you, dear,” he said, dumping me into our new home.

  “Bite me, bloodsucker.”

  A wave of cold air slapped me upside the head. The foyer was the size of my entire apartment back home. And I could barely believe it, but there was actual furniture inside the door—a couch and a chair, a statue of a woman with half her clothes falling off, and a large potted palm.

  He slammed the door behind us. “What the hell was that?”

  As if he didn’t know. I scrambled to my feet. “I thought I was being vapid,” I said sweetly.

  “Try again.”

  “Pretty?”

  His eyes raked over me from head to bare toes. “You are something.”

  “The vulture provoked me.” He’d seen it.

  Lucien towered over me, glowering. His dress shirt was disheveled, a vein pulsed at his neck, and a lock of blond hair had fallen straight over his left eye. “It doesn’t matter. She doesn’t matter. You can’t let her get you riled up.”

  “Oh, believe me, you haven’t even seen riled.” I stood up to him. Eye to chest. “When I can approach her on my terms,” on an even playing field, “her ass is mine. I’ll learn the truth.” He’d seen me in an interrogation room. “Trust me.”

  “No.”

  “I don’t see that you have a choice.”

  “Touché,” he said dryly.

  “Stop it. I don’t speak French.”

  I kicked off my shoes. This was going to be a long three days. Still, I had to keep my wits about me. I didn’t want to let my pack down.

  Next came the knives. I stacked them on the hall table. I didn’t choose to be different. I stripped off my panty hose and tossed them over the potted palm.

  The whole situation felt so suffocatingly wrong.

  I shucked off my yellow baby doll dress and hooked my thumbs under the top of my bra and girdle combination. The cool air hit my overheated skin as I peeled the garment away. I whimpered in relief as it dropped to my feet. Heaven.

  I used my toe to flick it away.

  In a few seconds I’d be blissfully free. I stopped when I caught sight of my partner.

  “What?” I demanded. He had a funny look on his face. Like he’d swallowed a bug. “Lay it on me. What else did I do wrong?”

  “Nothing,” he choked.

  So much for honesty. How long had that lasted—five minutes?

  He cleared his throat, his gaze positively feral.

  Holy heck. Was he going to sink his fangs into me?

  My pulse quickened and I took a careful step toward the door. “There’d better be some law against biting your partner.”

  “I will not bite you,” he said, his voice rough.

  “Then why are you looking at me like I’m the main course?”

  “A thousand pardons,” he said, breathy. He’d even taken on a slight Spanish accent. “Your decision to disrobe was most unexpected.”

  What did the guy want? I’d kept my red thong. God, I couldn’t wait to get back to the pack where I could run around naked in peace.

  I planted my hands on my hips. “Do you really want me to put that crap back on again?”

  The front door burst open and I lunged for my knives. I had them at the intruder’s neck before he’d taken two steps inside.

  “Whoa! Whoa!” He gurgled. “It’s me. Vinny.”

  “How do I know?” I demanded.

  This guy looked like a waiter or something. Then I smelled him. “Hey, it is Vinny.”

  “And yet you’re still holding a knife to his throat,” Lucien pointed out.

  Vinny’s eyes flicked down to my breasts, which were smashed up against his chest. “You know, I don’t mind so much.”

  “Pervert.” I let him go. What was it with non-weres and nudity?

  Lucien flung off his tie and unbu
ttoned his crisp white dress shirt, his fingers impatient. Just when I thought he’d seen the light, he shoved his shirt at me. “Put this on.”

  As far as chests went, he had a nice one. Smooth and firm. Ripped without looking like he tried.

  I took the shirt. “So you can relax, but I can’t.”

  “I’m not relaxed.”

  “Oh fine.” I slipped the cotton monstrosity over my shoulders.

  Vinny shook his head. “I gotta tell you, ‘Mitzy’ sure stirred things up out there.”

  The back of my neck prickled. “How do you know?”

  “Waiters hear all. They’re wondering if Mr. Duke here has a Las Vegas hooker fetish.”

  Lucien groaned.

  “Come on, gorgeous. Blue eye shadow?”

  “I like blue,” I protested.

  Lucien sighed. “Vinny, maybe you can give her some pointers?”

  “Are you kidding? I’d make it worse. I even liked her shoes.”

  “What was wrong with my shoes?”

  “Damn it.” Lucien pulled out his phone. “We need some more backup.”

  Another creature in the mix? “I don’t like it,” I said to Vinny.

  He threw the bolt on the door. “You didn’t like what happened out there, either.”

  I crossed my arms over my chest as Lucien left a message for someone named Tia.

  Wait. “Not the Tia?” Otherwise known as a Predator?

  “She’s trustworthy,” he said, slipping his phone back into his pocket.

  “Oh yeah?” I bristled. “When were you even going to tell me you knew her?”

  “Right now.”

  Well, la-dee-dah. “Anything else you’d like to share?” I demanded.

  “This is how I work,” he said, closing the distance between us. “I’m an investigator. I have a network. I have contacts. I focus on the facts, the details, the minutiae others miss.”

  “I don’t care if you’re the Sherlock Holmes of the undead. I want you to level with me. How do you know Tia?”

  He backed off. “I’ve known her husband for nearly a century.”

  “What? Were you drinking buddies?”

  He ignored me. “His pharmacy was on my beat. Many years ago.”

  “Oh goody.” I broke away to inspect the first floor, giving in to the urge to roam.

  Naturally Lucien followed. The man needed a lesson on werewolves.

 

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