“He concludes the article with the words ‘Reliable, effective and discreet, Misses Davenport and Helliwell are accepting new clients. Please direct your enquiries in care of The Beeches, Walmsley Parva, Kent.’ ”
“You’ll have clients lined up at the door before you know it,” Simpkins said. “I hope you’ll remember who it was that suggested this to you in the first place.” He winked at Beryl before crossing to the drinks tray to pour out an even more generous tot of Scotch.
“Well, Ed, surely you have something to say about all this?” Beryl said. “What do you think about seeing your name splashed about the paper?”
“I’m afraid such publicity leads me to conclude you’ve had a shocking influence on me, Beryl.” Edwina picked up her knitting once more, a mischievous smile spread across her face. “I could not be more pleased.”
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