by Jeff Kinney
   Pines,” and it has a large sign illuminated with
   neon lights. The sign weighed hundreds of pounds
   and took several weeks to create but is only seen
   for about three seconds on-screen.
   Sleep
   Tite
   MOTEL
   CANDLELIGHT
   LODGE
   EST
   1894
   COME EAR OFTEN?
   One of the biggest undertakings for the
   art department was to create a family-style
   restaurant called Corny’s. If you’re a fan of the
   Wimpy Kid books, you might remember Corny’s
   from “The Third Wheel.”
   Corny’s was in the first scene of the movie, so
   creating the set began long before filming started.
   It was an ambitious project, because there are
   lots of elements to a restaurant: signage, menus,
   plates, napkins, furniture, merchandise…they
   all needed to be designed and created.
   Come
   back
   soon,
   y’all!
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   No detail was overlooked. The designers even
   made buttons for the Corny’s staff to wear.
   CORNY’S
   CORNY’S
   Come
   back
   soon,
   y’all!
   FEED
   YER
   FACE
   Come
   ear
   often?
   If
   it
   ain’t
   fun,
   it
   ain’t
   Corny’s
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   All the signage in the restaurant reflected the
   unique character of the place.
   CORNY’S
   BILLO’
   RIGHTS
   YOU’VE
   GOT
   THE
   RIGHT
   TO…
   EAT
   LIBERALLY
   YOU’VE
   GOT
   THE
   RIGHT
   TO…
   HAVE
   DESSERT
   FIRST
   YOU’VE
   GOT
   THE
   RIGHT
   TO…
   EAT
   MORE
   FOR
   LESS
   YOU’VE
   GOT
   THE
   RIGHT
   TO
   HAVE…
   QUALITY
   FAMILY
   TIME
   YOU’VE
   GOT
   THE
   RIGHT
   TO…
   CHOOSE
   FREELY
   It’s possible the designers got a little TOO
   carried away. They even created a backstory about
   the first-ever Corny’s restaurant and its original
   cook, Ron Hammond.
   The images are never
   actually seen in the
   movie, but now they’re
   part of the Wimpy Kid
   universe forever.
   “Family dining
   is about
   three
   “Fings”:
   Freshness,
   Fun, and Fearlessness.
   Here at Corny’s,
   we love to
   make dining out with the
   family an enjoyable
   experience
   experience
   for everyone, from
   grandpa to
   L’il Junior.”
   MEET
   the
   Original
   PREP
   COOK
   RON
   HAMMOND
   While the artists were creating all the great
   stuff to go inside Corny’s, the scouting team was
   searching for the perfect spot to set up the
   imaginary restaurant.
   They found an empty building outside of Atlanta
   that had recently been an Asian seafood
   restaurant, and they thought it could be a
   perfect fit.
   But before the production department started
   doing the real work to transform the building into
   Corny’s, they did some mock-ups on the computer
   to see what things would look like. In the design
   world, this is called creating a “composite.” Here
   are some shots of the empty restaurant, and the
   Cornified composites.
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   Once everyone agreed that the designs looked
   good, work started on getting the restaurant
   ready for filming. Slowly but surely, the interior
   of the building was transformed into a brightly
   colored family-style restaurant.
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   On top of dressing up the restaurant with signs,
   new tables and chairs, and new carpeting, a
   colorful play structure was brought in.
   The script called for a ball pit, so a crew had
   to bring in heavy machinery to dig a square hole
   in the floor, which would later be filled with
   plastic balls.
   Work began transforming the outside of the
   building as well. The wood trim was given a new
   paint job in a Corny’s color scheme, and an
   illuminated sign was hung above the doorway.
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   The building was on a busy stretch of road, and
   when the Corny’s sign went up, some people came
   by to check out the joint and maybe have a bite
   to eat.
   If your movie set looks good enough to convince
   the public it’s a real restaurant, that’s the sign
   of good work. Aaron Osborne and his team of
   designers had passed their first big test and
   were ready for the start of filming.
   Corny himself would be proud.
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   THIS LITTLE PIGGY
   As the start of filming approached, everyone was
   a little nervous about one thing: the pig. In the
   book, the pig plays a major role, and there was
   no question it would be in the film.
   The first task was to choose which KIND of pig
   would be in the film. There are all sorts of pigs
   out there, and the filmmakers had to pick the
   breed that would be the best fit for the movie.
   A husband-and-wife team who trained animals to
   work in films came in to discuss the pros and cons
   of each type of pig. They even brought a few pigs
   with them for show-and-tell.
   SNR
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   The filmmakers enjoyed having some time with
   the baby pigs, and it was a fun day to be in the
   movie business.
   Everyone loved the adorable baby Yorkshire
   piglets, which were the type of pig used in the
   movie “Babe.” But the problem with that breed
   is that they grow up fast, and the full-grown
   version isn’t as cuddly as the little version.
   During a two-month shoot, a Yorkshire pig
   wouldn’t reach its adult size, but the growth would
   be noticeable to audiences.
   The filmmakers needed a type of pig that was
   cute, smart, and didn’t grow too big or too fast.
   The breed that checked all those boxes was the
   Juliana variety.
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   Juliana pigs are an intelligent, playful, and
   affectionate breed — perfect qualities for the
   Heffleys’ new pet. Most important, they stay on
   the small side, even as adults.
   But just as the filmmakers needed a backup
   M
anny, they needed a backup pig. Two young pigs
   that were the same age were picked for the part
   and brought to the production offices to audition.
   They seemed perfect for the role, but what really
   sealed the deal was when they sat in Manny’s
   plastic potty.
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   Once the pigs were chosen, a special effects
   artist came in to sculpt a replica in clay. But the
   reason for that is a story for a little later on.
   NOW, ABOUT THAT HAIR…
   A few weeks before filming was set to begin,
   a number of the actors came to the production
   offices to participate in a read-through of the
   script, try on their costumes, and meet with the
   director.
   But a big reason
   for the trip
   was to get the
   actors’ hair right
   for the movie.
   The filmmakers
   thought it was
   best to have
   Jason’s and
   Owen’s hair more
   or less match the
   hairstyles of Zach Gordon and Robert Capron in
   the first three films.
   Jason Drucker’s long hair had already been cut
   short when he did a test screening with Owen.
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   But Jason’s hair is naturally curly, and it had to
   be constantly straightened so it didn’t get out
   of control.
   Owen normally wore his hair parted to the side,
   but now it was time
   to transform him
   into Rowley, who
   has more of a bowl
   cut in the films.
   Things weren’t as
   straightforward
   with Charlie, who
   was set to play
   Rodrick. Charlie
   likes to wear his hair long, which doesn’t really
   match Rodrick’s spiky hair in the books.
   CRUNCH
   CRUNCH
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   But Charlie’s long hair looked good for a rock-
   and-roll drummer, so he got to keep his look. It
   was more important to capture the spirit of the
   characters than their exact appearance.
   Alicia and Tom got to keep their normal
   hairstyles, too. And that was probably a relief to
   both of them, because their cartoon counterparts
   didn’t exactly have the coolest hair.
   LÖDED
   DIPER
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   ACTION!
   In mid-September, everyone came together
   for the start of filming. There was a lot of
   excitement the first day on set, and the actors
   and crew were eager to get started.
   Corny’s was ready for its big day. The tables
   were set and
   the place was
   looking spiffy.
   But a restaurant
   isn’t really a
   restaurant
   without food.
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   Before filming started,
   chefs made food — piles
   and piles of it. In the
   book, the all-you-can-eat
   buffet is Corny’s most
   popular feature, so there
   needed to be heaps of
   food of every variety.
   After all, Corny wants to
   make sure everyone who visits his restaurant gets
   their fill.
   Filming at Corny’s was scheduled to last four days.
   That created some challenges, because the food on
   the tables needed to look fresh, day after day.
   GLOP
   POKE
   POKE
   Corny
   sez:
   FEED
   YER
   FACE
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   You’ve probably noticed that when food’s left out,
   it starts to go bad. So the cooks were constantly
   making new food to replace what was on the tables.
   The drinks were a different matter. The
   challenge there was the ice. If real ice was
   used, it would melt under the hot lights. So the
   prop department filled the drinks with plastic
   ice cubes instead.
   Usually, movies don’t shoot in order. But for “The
   Long Haul,” the opening scenes were actually the
   first ones to be filmed. So when the Heffley family
   arrives at Corny’s restaurant, it was the first
   time the actors were sharing a scene together.
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   They got to know one another — and Rowley — by
   chatting at their table in Children’s Alley.
   But they wouldn’t be the only ones getting to
   know one another that day. In the book, Corny’s
   is absolutely packed with people.
   PTOO
   MUNCH
   MUNCH
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   The movie would be the same way. Dozens of
   people signed up to be extras for the scenes at
   Corny’s, and when they arrived they were seated
   together as families for the film.
   They’d spend the next few days sitting at their
   tables and bonding over their shared experience.
   Being an extra is hard work. The hours are long,
   and there’s a lot of waiting around. Sometimes
   your moment on camera gets cut, and you don’t
   even end up in the final film.
   HOW OLD ARE YOU?
   WHAT’S YOUR
   FAVORITE SUBJECT
   IN SCHOOL? HAVE
   YOU EVER BEEN IN
   A MOVIE BEFORE?
   CHILDREN’S
   ALLEY
   I WIKE
   TURTLES.
   TODAY’S
   SPECIAL:
   ROAST
   ROAST
   BEEF
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   That was the case with the Corny’s mascot, who
   had to put on an uncomfortable costume and wear
   makeup every day on set. Even though he got cut
   from the movie, at least he made this book!
   One of the last scenes to film at Corny’s was the
   hardest to pull off. It was a single shot all the
   way through the restaurant, starting on a crying
   baby’s face, weaving through the buffet area,
   and ending up at the feet of the Heffley family.
   This is what filmmakers call a long tracking shot.
   Everyone in the scene has to do everything
   exactly right, or it will ruin the take and they’ll
   have to do it all over again.
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   In a restaurant filled with extras and a lot of
   food and drinks, there are tons of things that
   can go wrong.
   The first few takes of the scene didn’t go as
   planned, which was stressful because time was
   running out to get the shot right. But for the
   very last one, things went perfectly. To celebrate,
   the cinematographer and director treated themselves
   to ice cream from the soft-serve machine.
   HELP
   YERSELF!
   GLUG
   GLUG
   DESSERT
   As filming wrapped up on the Corny’s set, the
   production team got ready to say good-bye to the
   restaurant they had created.
   They put together a time capsule filled with
   cool stuff, like the film’s script, menus, Corny’s
   merchandise, and a note for whoever might find it
   in the future. Then they put the time capsule into
   the ball pit, which was later fi
lled with concrete.
   Who knows? In a few hundred years, maybe some
   of our descendants will uncover the time capsule.
   And they’ll probably wonder why plastic ice cubes
   were used in our drinks.
   COMING SOON
   ROBOTO’S
   RATTLE
   RATTLE
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   Middle of the Road
   After filming in one place for a few days, it was
   time to hit the road and start filming scenes of
   the Heffleys traveling. This was the first chance to
   take the van — and boat — out for a spin.
   But the van isn’t always what it seems. Sometimes
   it’s an ordinary vehicle that a typical family would
   drive. At other times it’s a special vehicle called a
   “buck car” that’s designed for moviemaking.
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   The buck car sits on a pair of rails and breaks
   apart in pieces.
   When a piece of
   the van needs to
   be moved, it just
   slides out of the
   way. This allows
   the director to
   get shots of the
   interior of the
   vehicle that would be much more difficult to get in
   an ordinary van.
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   The buck car came in handy lots of different times
   during the filming of “The Long Haul.” For some
   shots it was convenient to use, but other shots
   would’ve been nearly impossible to film without it.
   When you’re shooting on a public road, you have to
   close it off to make sure nobody drives onto the
   movie set. And for a film like “The Long Haul,”
   there are plenty of good reasons for that.
   The cars you see going by in the background of a
   film are actually being driven by stunt drivers.
   And if the cars
   aren’t going
   anywhere,
   chances are
   there are extras
   at the wheels.
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   It’s easy to film when the vehicles are standing
   still. But things get a lot more complicated when
   the cars are moving.
   A special truck is used to film vehicles while rolling.
   The flatbed in the back is designed to hold
   the cameras, the director, and a few other key