Dandy Gilver and a Bothersome Number of Corpses

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by Catriona McPherson


  ‘But we’re fine, we’re fine,’ said Miss Shanks. ‘We feel the loss of poor dear Fielding not least as a Latin mistress, never mind how we all treasured her, but the vicar at St Ninian’s is helping and the girls all ado— I mean they’re very satisfied with his— and I’m taking PE myself. Dorothy and Barbara have shouldered some extra load, Mrs Tully in the village is an excellent piano and violin teacher. All we need is the right French mistress and we shall be fine. Absolutely fine.’ But she did not sound absolutely fine, or even one good French mistress short of it. She sounded, as her voice rose and her cheeks grew hot, as if she were about to let off steam like a tea-kettle. Miss Lovage took a step away from her side to avoid being scalded, but Miss Barclay put out a hand and said a faint there-there.

  ‘Very well,’ I said. ‘I shall take my leave, if you’re sure Gilver and Osborne can be of no assistance to you. Now, just before I go I wonder if you could tell me the way to Miss Lipscott’s private room.’ The Misses Christopher and Barclay turned wary eyes on Miss Shanks, who spoke up stoutly.

  ‘Miss Lipscott’s ‘private room’ is just that, Mrs Gilver. I’m afraid—’

  ‘But we’re old friends,’ I insisted. ‘I used to know her family.’

  Miss Shanks redoubled her efforts.

  ‘Miss Lipscott seems to have made it perfectly clear—’ she began.

  I put on a guileless look and interrupted her. ‘She’s all right, isn’t she? She was always a shy one, but I can’t imagine why she wouldn’t want to see an old friend of her family. If she’s one of the Somerset Lipscotts, that is. Is she?’

  A few of them nodded, but I had not fooled Barbara Christopher, not nearly. No one inhales their coffee because they have suddenly seen an old family friend. Luckily, however, the mood in the room was one of desperation to be rid of me before I asked any more awkward questions about their growing misfortunes and my demand for directions, at last, carried the day.

  It was a large house, and after climbing to the second storey I walked for quite five minutes through long corridors where the sound of gossiping, giggling, Latin-memorising, violin-practising girlhood squealed and droned away before I found her room, well into the other wing, on the landward side.

  She answered before I even knocked, quietly drawing the door just wide enough open to show her face.

  ‘Dandy,’ she said. ‘It is you, isn’t it?’

  ‘It is,’ I said. I was searching her for the girl I had known, the gleaming flaxen hair, the flashing blue eyes, the quick dimpling grin of mischief, but I found none of them. The bones were still there, as how could they not be, but she was more changed in ten years than some fortunate women change in fifty, as though the girl had been rendered by Rubens or Botticelli but the woman was a work by Augustus John, a pale oval lozenge of a face with loops of hair drawn back to the nape and a figure which hardly made so bold as to show against the draping of her clothes.

  ‘What do you want?’ she said. ‘What are you doing here?’

  ‘May I come in?’ I glanced up and down the corridor. It was silent and absolutely empty, but who could say whether interested ears were at the many closed doors I saw? Fleur hesitated and then stepped back.

  I entered her room thinking only of privacy and a chance to talk, but stopped amazed at the sight that greeted me.

  That summer at Pereford we were never out of one another’s rooms. It was part of the wonderful air of Liberty Hall (compared with most other houses where the children were not allowed in their own bedrooms during the day and were certainly forbidden to enter any but their own). We lazed on the beds flattening out the feather quilts, borrowed hairbrushes, tried on clothes and dried our hands with any old towel that was nearby, in a way that would have given Nanny Palmer fits if she had seen me. The nanny and nurse at Pereford sat in the shade of the upstairs verandah and did the mending – or rather flipped through the pages of film-star magazines with the mending undone on their knees – and could not care a fig what any of their charges were up to.

  So I was quite familiar with them all: the blowsy, rosy confusion of Mamma-dearest’s boudoir; the satins and scents of Aurora’s lair which was going through a dramatic season just then; the bookish, boyish campground that was Pearl’s particular sanctum, with brown bags of apples for midnight snacking and an army cot under the window for reading in. And little Fleur’s room was of all the most exuberant and endearing. She had inherited all the grown-out-of toys of her sisters, leaving her shelves and cupboard-tops stacked three deep with elderly dolls and decrepit bears and then she could never be persuaded to leave the treasures of the day outside in the garden at bedtime, so that her room was full of wildflower posies in jam jars and the floor was covered in watercolour sketches, spread out to dry half-finished and never to be finished since the next new day brought its fresh demands and adventures. There were bowls and teacups – doll-sized – she had made from river mud and transported home and in the corner on a piece of board there was a sandcastle made at Watchet which Fleur could not leave behind when the rugs were rolled and the flasks tipped out at the end of a picnic. She had brought it home and tried to keep it damp with an orchid pump full of water before more treasures claimed her. So there it sat, a heap of yellow sand with shells and feathers still adorning it and all her sisters ever said if they strayed too close and felt the crunch under their bedroom slippers was:

  ‘Isn’t she a poppet? Isn’t she a love? Shall we take it back to the beach, Florissima, and let these grains see all the other grains in their family?’

  ‘I shall rebuild it one day,’ Fleur said, very grandly. ‘I have that snap of it, remember. And I did sketches too.’ Then she turned back to her dolls’ house and continued with the endless renovations she was undertaking there.

  The study-cum-bedroom of the English mistress at St Columba’s shared only the features of having four walls, a window and door. The narrow bed was covered with a plain woollen blanket and the bedside table held only a glass and a Bible. The desk was bare, the dresser top bore not so much as a hairbrush. I thought again of the convent I had imagined, but here was not even a cross on the wall as there might have been there.

  Fleur – and I still had to work to convince myself that it really was Fleur – drew out the hard chair from under the desk and bade me sit down. She leaned against the windowsill and I thought of her as she had been, sprawled on her bed in her outdoor shoes, eating bread and jam and sharing it with her angora rabbit, who often slept there.

  ‘Did they send you?’ she said. Her voice was without inflection, no way of knowing whether she feared or welcomed or even cared what had brought me there.

  ‘Pearl asked me to come, yes.’

  ‘And how did you get past— I mean, how did you end up having dinner with the girls?’

  ‘Miss Shanks got the idea into her head that I was a French mistress and somehow I was swept up in things.’

  ‘You’re not, are you?’ said Fleur, her eyes wide, looking very stark suddenly in her pale face.

  ‘Of course not.’

  ‘Of course – silly. Only all sorts of people are doing all sorts of things these days.’

  She was right; but I chose, for the moment, not to tell her. She was studying me very speculatively.

  ‘Miss Shanks doesn’t know you’re not, though, does she?’ she said. ‘And she doesn’t know you came to see me? That’s good. That’s something anyway. And so, please, Dandy, just go. Before she finds out.’

  ‘But Fleur – why shouldn’t you have a guest? Pearl told me she couldn’t gain admittance – or Aurora – but she didn’t tell me why and I don’t understand.’

  ‘It doesn’t matter,’ said Fleur. She was speaking in an urgent whisper. ‘Please just go.’

  ‘I’m afraid I can’t,’ I said. ‘I promised your sisters I would come and see that you were all right.’

  ‘And I am. It’s my choice not to see them. I send letters. I’m fine.’

  ‘Yes, well, clearly that’s nonse
nse,’ I answered. ‘Clearly you’re not. Fleur? Darling, what’s wrong?’

  ‘Nothing!’ Fleur said, bending over towards me at the waist to make her whisper do instead of shouting. ‘I’m quite quite content and perfectly well and I kept telling them that but they wouldn’t stop ringing up and bothering me and that’s precisely why I don’t want to talk to them any more.’ She swallowed hard at the end of all this and then straightened up, breathing in a long gathering breath and blowing it out slowly again like someone trying not to panic. I shook my head at her.

  ‘That’s not at all what Pearl told me,’ I said. ‘She told me you were indeed fine for a long time and she and the others knew it, but that something else has gone wrong now and they’re worried again. As they were before. They’re worried you’re going to bolt.’

  ‘What?’ said Fleur. It was the loudest she had spoken and I thought I heard the creak of a chair as someone in the next room overheard and turned to listen. Just in that creak and its timing I felt I could see the head raised from study and the shoulders twisted round, the enquiring glance at the wall shared with Miss Lipscott. Fleur had heard it too and when she spoke again she was whispering as she had before, harsh and sibilant.

  ‘Leave me alone,’ she said. ‘You don’t understand and neither do Pearl, Aurora or Mother.’ I almost gasped. For one of the Lipscott girls to call Mamma-dearest ‘Mother’ was like one of my children calling me ‘you there’.

  ‘Well, I don’t understand yet,’ I said, ‘because I haven’t heard the story, but I’m very understanding as a rule.’ Fleur closed her eyes and murmured through lips barely moving.

  ‘Stay away from me,’ she said. ‘For your own good. I told them too. Stay away. For their own good.’

  ‘Why?’ I said. ‘What on earth do you mean?’ Fleur swallowed hard. I could hear her dry throat clicking.

  ‘I have killed four people,’ she said.

  Outside, a barn owl gave its unearthly shriek. I jumped, heart hammering, and was sure that the listening neighbour through the wall jumped too. I had heard the knocking sound of someone startled letting her knee or foot bang against a table leg. I even thought I heard a soft groaning. Fleur did not so much as flinch.

  ‘I have killed four people,’ she repeated. ‘And no matter how hard I try I have no way of knowing when it will happen again.’

  3

  ‘Four?’ said Alec. He did not notice as the sandwich he was holding flopped open and a slice of tongue dropped out onto the carpet.

  ‘Four,’ I said.

  We were sitting in his room at the Crown (his rather than mine because it had a sweet little corner bow with armchairs which looked out over the harbour and seemed made for chatting) to where he had ordered up coffee and sandwiches, thinking my pallor when I banged on his door owed itself to hunger and exhaustion. In fact the exhaustion was not too far from the mark: it had been a long day on the trains and dinner with a hundred clamouring schoolgirls had taken its toll. Of course, the cold-water shock of Fleur’s announcement, swiftly followed by my stumbling, skidding descent of the cliff path in the bad light, had not helped matters any.

  ‘I’ve eaten,’ I had managed to say after he had replaced the house telephone.

  ‘It doesn’t seem to have agreed with you,’ Alec had said in reply.

  Then I told the entire tale, beginning with Miss Shanks, taking in the missing mistresses and the startling change in Fleur – here we were interrupted by the sandwiches’ arrival, the girl’s eyes out on organ stops at the sight of me in Alec’s room, still in my hat and coat – and finishing up with Fleur’s whispered pleas for me to leave, her shouting out that odd way at the mention of bolting and finally her bombshell, the words which were still ringing in my ears even now.

  ‘She just said it, right out? “I’ve killed four people”?’ I nodded. ‘Then what?’

  ‘Not another word. Well, actually then she said she couldn’t say when it might happen again.’

  ‘My, my,’ said Alec. ‘And then?’

  ‘Nothing further.’

  ‘No, I mean what did you say?’

  ‘Nothing. Or maybe a few incoherent mumbles. I left. I fled.’

  ‘Hmph,’ said Alec, and it did seem pretty feeble sitting there in his room with a hot cup of coffee warming my fingers and the faint sounds of the public bar wafting up through the floor and in at the open windows.

  ‘Fair point,’ I said, although he had not precisely made one. ‘There were scores of girls who would have overheard a scuffle even if the mistresses were all still in the common room miles away. And I suppose there must be matrons and maids and what have you. Yes, all right then, I should have stayed put and grilled her. Perhaps next time.’

  ‘Mistresses,’ said Alec. ‘How many have gone again?’ I gave him a grateful smile: he had already forgiven me and moved on.

  ‘Five,’ I said. ‘That occurred to me too. But five mistresses have disappeared and Fleur definitely said her total – my God, how horrid – was four.’

  ‘So no reason to make the connection.’ Alec shivered too. ‘I suppose you believed her?’

  I thought hard for a moment before answering and then nodded.

  ‘I believe she wasn’t lying,’ I said. ‘She might be mistaken – out of her wits – but it wasn’t mischief when she told me. It was more like a warning.’

  ‘Although,’ Alec said, ‘there is the point of her sister’s mysterious message. “Trouble in the past” that they thought Fleur had got over by now and a great dread that it would flare up again. I always wondered why they didn’t tell you straight what kind of trouble it was, but if it was four murders then it’s less of a puzzle.’

  I gave a grunt that was as close as I could get to laughter. ‘Yes, I shall be having a sharp word with Pearl if I find out she sent me off to see if a murderer was about to murder again.’ Then I shook my head to rattle the idea out of it. ‘She can’t be, Alec. She simply can’t be. She used to decorate her dolls’ house for Christmas. How could she kill anyone? And how could she possibly get a job in a good school if she had been in prison for murder? And if she had done it four times why wasn’t she hanged? And why haven’t we heard about her? She’d be more famous than Dr Crippen.’

  ‘Only if she were caught,’ Alec said. ‘And is it a good school?’

  I opened my mouth to answer and then stopped.

  ‘It has some awfully grand pupils for a bad one,’ I said. ‘And yet . . . five mistresses gone and the head is a funny little creature more like a . . . who she actually reminds me of is Batty Aunt Lilah. Almost one of the girls herself, and not at all suited to being in loco parentis.’

  ‘The way she bundled you in and let you loose on them in the dining room certainly doesn’t inspire much confidence in her judgement. No reflection on you, you understand, but you know what I mean.’

  ‘I do,’ I said. ‘Well, perhaps she was the matronly one and Fräulein Whatshername was the brains of the outfit.’

  ‘Who?’

  ‘The other headmistress,’ I said. ‘There used to be two until she died.’

  ‘Lifting our total to six?’ said Alec. ‘Six mistresses a-vanishing?’

  ‘No, she’s one of the five. She was the Latin mistress as well.’

  ‘So what are you going to do?’ Alec said. ‘What next? What first?’

  Before I could answer there came a timid knock at the door and the same maid who had brought our supper entered.

  ‘Just – eh – wondered if you needed anything else, sir,’ she said. ‘And madam.’ Her eyes were rounder than ever.

  ‘No thank you,’ Alec said. ‘Here, take the tray, but I’ll keep the plate in case I’m peckish later.’

  ‘And can I turn down your bed while I’m about it?’ she said, blushing a little and somehow giving off the strong impression that she had been put up to this by a third party.

  ‘No thanks,’ said Alec again.

  ‘You could turn mine down,’ I said, losing patience with it a
ll. ‘Two doors along. And I’d like some hot water too if it’s not too late in the evening.’ The maid bobbed and disappeared.

  ‘You asked me what I was going to do,’ I said once she had gone. ‘Am I to take it then that your desire to be part of the case has waned as the casualty list has swollen?’

  ‘Not at all,’ Alec said. ‘Not a bit of it. Only I can see now that you’re right. You’re much better able to infiltrate a girls’ boarding school than I.’

  ‘The pisky vicar has been roped in as Latin master,’ I said. ‘Could you turn your hand to . . . what was it . . . science or history, I think?’ Alec snorted. ‘French is taken. Music and PE. Well, I can see the problem with you teaching the girls PE. I don’t think the Rowe-Issings would stand for Stella learning rugger. Music?’

  ‘Triangle,’ said Alec. ‘And I sometimes got that wrong. And anyway, the fact is . . . while you were out I snagged a case of my own.’

  ‘Really?’ I said. ‘Do tell.’

  Alec rubbed his nose and did not quite meet my eye.

  ‘It doesn’t have the thrill of yours, but then I didn’t know how thrilling yours would be when I agreed to take on mine. A schoolmistress in low spirits didn’t sound like too much fun, frankly. My case is much more tempestuous than that. Not than five missing persons and four murders, obviously. How untidy to have them not match up.’

  ‘Tempestuous?’ I said, cutting through the babble.

  ‘There is a seething tangle of dark passion here in Portpatrick,’ Alec said.

  ‘Hang on,’ I said, stretching out a toe and poking him. ‘A tangle of passion sounds exactly like the kind of case we said Gilver and Osborne would never stoop to.’

  ‘Needs must,’ Alec said. ‘Since I’m here. One of the good burghers of this fair town wants very much to know which other good burgher has stolen his wife’s heart from him.’

  ‘But we agreed!’

  ‘We might have said it would be nice if every case was a juicy one,’ Alec said. ‘But we never agreed to turn away business. I didn’t anyway.’ His look of triumph was not to be borne and I took myself off to bed in disgust, not missing the sudden scuffle that told me someone was waiting in the passage to see me go.

 

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