The Calculus Diaries: How Math Can Help You Lose Weight, Win in Vegas, and Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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by Jennifer Ouellette


  This is a solution of sorts, but we can simplify it even further. First, there’s a basic rule when dealing with exponentials that when we have xa+b, we can rewrite it as xa⋅ xb. So we can rephrase the equation yet again as y= ekx⋅ec.

  Finally, we can rewrite eC as simply C since both are constants; that lets us combine them into one big constant. After all is said and done, we end up with the function y = Cekx. Whew! This is the equation that encodes the answer to the question we’ve posed.

  If you’re anything like me, by now your head hurts, and you just want to be done with it. But remember the zombies! We need to figure out how fast the zombie infection is spreading, because our very lives may depend on it. As we learned in chapter 2, the solutions to differential equations aren’t specific numbers; they are new equations. And this particular equation holds the key to determining the growth rate of the zombie population.

  What does our new equation tell us? Well, C stands for the initial population of zombies (a constant number that doesn’t change), while y now stands for the total zombie population after a certain amount of time (denoted by x) has passed. We’ve got Euler’s constant (e) lurking around as well, but we need not worry about it just yet. That leaves k, which will tell us the rate of zombie infection.

  We need to figure out the value of k. We start with the initial zombie population: Let’s say on day 1 there were 19 people who ate contaminated hamburger and turned into zombies ravenous for tasty brains. Ten days later, we count again and discover their ranks have swelled to 193 zombies. That’s all the data we need to solve for k, using our handy little formula: y = 193 (new number of zombies), C = 19 (beginning number of zombies), and x = 10 (days that have passed): 193 = 19e10k.

  Next we take a series of steps to simplify and solve this equation. Since k is the value we want to find, we must isolate k on the right side of the equation. First we divide by 19 on both sides of the equation: .

  Now we need to get rid of that annoying exponential function, which we do by reintroducing the natural logarithm: .

  Next we divide both sides of the equation by 10 to isolate .

  Finally, we get our answer: k = 0.2318. Aren’t you glad you invested in that calculator? Brace yourself, because we’re not quite done yet.

  Now we can plug the values for C and for k into our handy little equation: y = 9e 0.2318x. With this information, we can determine the number of zombies there will be any number of days in the future, just by varying the x factor. Voila! We have a truly predictive model; that is the beauty of the mathematical function.

  For instance, how many zombies will there be after thirty days? Make x = 30, and we get 19,914 zombies. Hmmm. That’s some serious exponential growth. I’m sure our merry band of zombie killers would agree: We will be outnumbered very quickly. Evacuation is definitely in order.

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