by Zoey Parker
“Yeah, but now you're making moves that go against that plan,” said Skull. “And for what? To get your dick wet? What is that?”
“I should have known better,” Harry repeated. “I should have realized that the only way you could ever keep your head during a scam is if someone milked you like a fucking dairy cow every morning.”
“Oh, and are you volunteering for that job, Harry? Because if so, thanks but no thanks.” Bax let out a frustrated sigh. “Look. Clearly, you guys just don't understand. Even if I went a little too far, the fact is, seduction is still a crucial component of this whole thing. I mean, Christ, it's the Spanish Prisoner con.”
“I don't give a flying fuck if it's the Chinese Dentist con,” Tommy snapped. “You had no right to take that risk on your own, and you know it.”
“So what, then?” Bax asked. “You guys want to just pack it in and forget the whole thing? You want to walk away from all that money and let these greasers shit all over you whenever they feel like it? Because it sure sounds like that's what I'm hearing.”
The others exchanged glances uncertainly.
“I think we can still do the rest of the plan,” Skull said. He felt an uncertain twinge in his gut, but he couldn't help it. He and Bax went back too far, and he badly wanted to feel like he could trust his old friend despite this lapse in judgment. “But I'd say you owe everyone in this room your solemn promise that you'll stick to the script from now on.”
“Oh, his 'solemn promise?'” Tommy blurted out. “What, like cross his heart, stick a needle, all that shit? You must think we're all in second grade, if you expect us to fall for that load of crap.”
“I expect Bax to be the honorable man I know he really is, behind all the bluffing and bullshit,” Skull said evenly. “We go back too far for me not to.”
Bax nodded. “Absolutely. Thank you, Skull. That means a lot to me.”
Tommy threw up his hands, exasperated. “We're going along with this fiasco? Fine. But from now on, Bax, you do not spend one second alone with that girl. Period.” He turned to Mule. “If he tries to send you away again, hoof him in the fucking balls.”
“Suits me,” said Mule.
“All right,” Skull said, breathing a sigh of relief. “Glad we've got that sorted out. So what's next, Bax?”
“You'll need to find us a brick of heroin,” Bax told him. “As pure as you can find. And you can't get it from anyone who could get word back to Altamura. This has to be completely off the grid.”
Skull thought for a moment. “There's a guy over in Mississippi who might be able to sell it to us. But it's still not gonna be that pure—my guess is, he'll have stepped on it at least three or four times by then.”
“That's no problem. We can make it work.” Bax turned to Millie. “How about it, Chills? Are you ready to bust out your chemistry set?”
Millie grunted her assent, pouring another drink for herself.
“That ain't the only thing.” Skull shifted his weight nervously. “Scoring that much H is gonna cost us. Big-time. And we already chipped in for your suit, and for the hotel room—”
“Consider all of it an investment,” Bax grinned confidently. “By the time this is all over, you aren't going to care what anything costs anymore.”
Skull wanted to believe him.
Except now, deep down, he wasn't quite so sure.
Chapter 13
Bax
Two days later, Bax sat at a work table in a warehouse in Raceland, less than an hour's drive from New Orleans. The Lucky Hand was shuttered, with a sign on the door saying “Closed Until Further Notice.” The bar had functioned as an immediate rendezvous point following the staged attack on Stef, but the next logical step was to make it seem abandoned, in order to convince Altamura and his men that any remaining Devils had skipped town. Skull had slipped the warehouse's owner some cash to let them use it for a few weeks, and the MC made it into a temporary base of operations.
They'd also made a firm rule: Until this scam was over, no member of the Devils was allowed to wear his cut or even ride his motorcycle, and all of the bikers were strictly forbidden from setting foot in New Orleans. All it would take was for one of them to be recognized—if word got back to Altamura, he could pounce on that Devil and torture him into giving up the location of the others.
As most of the Devils sat in another section of the warehouse with Mule—drinking beer by the case, watching TV, and having belching contests with each other—Bax watched as Chillie Millie set up the chemistry supplies she'd bought in Baton Rouge the previous day. The array of burners, funnels, and chemicals made the corner of the dusty room look like a section of Dr. Frankenstein's lab. Tommy, David, and Harry observed this scene as well.
“Were you able to pick up everything you'll need?” David asked.
Millie examined one of the tall glass beakers, polishing it meticulously with a small square of fabric. “It'll do.”
“I still don't see why someone like you would buy all-new equipment in every place you go,” Tommy mused. He removed a chocolate bar from his pocket, unwrapped it, and took a big bite as he wandered over to Millie's setup. “Why not just bring your own kit with you?”
Based on the look Millie gave Tommy, Bax figured that must have been one of the dumbest questions anyone had ever asked her. “Do you travel around with a big suitcase full of evidence from the crimes you've committed?”
Tommy blinked. “No, I guess not. I never thought of it that way.” He licked chocolate from his fingertips, reaching for a funnel. “What does this stuff even do, anyway?”
Millie's thin fingers clamped around Tommy's wrist. “It gets busted over your head if you try to touch it with your grubby hands.”
“Okay, okay!” She released Tommy's wrist, and he rubbed it. “Jesus, your hands are like ice, you know that?”
“Poor circulation,” she sneered. “It's how I got my nickname. Or did you think it came from my warm, sunny disposition?”
Tommy shook his head, returning to his seat next to Bax. “You've got problems, lady,” he grumbled under his breath.
There was a series of five rhythmic knocks high on the door, followed by a pause and five more knocks lower down. The coded knock was Skull's idea—a crude approximation of the first few bars of “All Along the Watchtower.”
Harry unlocked the door and Skull entered, carrying a shopping bag. In place of his usual outlaw duds, he wore a new pair of jeans and an ugly sweater.
“I can't believe you've got me riding around in a rental car like some half-assed cager,” Skull said, dropping the bag on the floor. “And in this stupid outfit, no less. I may as well have had James fucking Taylor playing on the radio.”
“Hey, low profile means low profile,” Tommy snapped. “You get seen and I get dead, remember? No one recognized you, did they?”
“Not 'til I met up with Whitman over in Hattiesburg. Once he was done laughing his ass off at my clothes, it took a lot to convince him we weren't going to use his stuff to set up shop for ourselves down here. He knew it wasn't for recreational use, since using junk is against club rules.”
“So what did you tell him?” Bax asked.
“I said we were gonna use it to set some guy up for possession with intent.” Skull opened the shopping bag and took out a brick of heroin wrapped in clear plastic. “He wasn't thrilled about us using his stuff to do that, so it cost extra.”
Millie took the brick from Skull, examining it carefully. “Hmm. Some serious color impurities, and a significant amount of particulate matter. Whatever you paid for this, it was too much.” She carried the brick over to a plastic bucket and pried off the round plastic top, revealing a clear liquid inside.
“What's that?” Harry asked.
Millie dug her thumbnail into the plastic wrapping of the brick, prying it apart to expose the powder beneath it.
“This is water,” she said, dumping the heroin into it.
“What the fuck are you doing?” Skull shrieked. He ra
n to the bucket just in time to see the heroin dissolve into it. “Do you have any idea how much that's worth?”
“Nothing compared to what it'll be worth in a few hours, I assure you.”
Skull turned to Bax, his face red. “What the hell is this crazy bitch talking about?”
Bax smiled, slapping Skull on the shoulder good-naturedly. “Relax, Skull! You're about to watch an act of absolute alchemy. You've heard of spinning straw into gold? Well, Chillie Millie is going to turn this stepped-on garbage into the purest junk you've ever seen.”
“Bullshit,” Skull growled. “No one can really do that. It's a fucking urban myth.”
“Then I guess I must have gotten my degree in mythology instead of chemistry,” Millie said calmly, “because that's exactly what I'm going to do.”
“Okay, fine.” Skull walked over to where Bax and the others had been sitting, grabbed a chair, turned it around backwards, and straddled it. “Show me.”
Millie eyed Skull and the others balefully. “You really expect me to do this for an audience? This isn't an episode of Bill Nye, you know. I'll be working with dangerous chemicals.”
“Relax, Millie,” Bax said. “You're a pro. I'm sure having us around won't affect your work one bit.”
“All right. But stay quiet, keep your distance, and no smoking. If you light up around these fumes, you could kill us all. And remember, kids—don't try this at home.”
Millie put on rubber gloves and a pair of safety glasses. Then she took a long, thin strip of paper from her equipment. It had colored sections on it. “We'll be monitoring this process using these pH strips.”
She dipped one into the water and pulled it out, checking it with a nod. “Yep, that's what I expected. Very weak. So we're going to add sodium hydroxide, or lye, to the solution.”
“Lye?” Skull asked, his eyebrows shooting up. “Shit, don't they use that as acid to dissolve roadkill and corpses and stuff?”
“Yes.” Millie unscrewed a plastic jar labeled “Caustic Soda.”
“But ain't that poison?”
She glared at him. “It's all poison. Now shut your mouth or leave the room. I'm not exactly making banana smoothies here. I need to be able to concentrate.”
Skull nodded, folding his arms over his chest.
Millie carefully measured out the white crystals of lye, dropping them into the bucket. She stirred the mixture with a glass rod, then pulled it out and touched the tip to another pH strip. She grunted quietly and repeated the process a few more times until she was satisfied with the results.
“We've reached a pH level of 9. Now we extract the heroin from the solution.” It seemed like she was mostly talking to herself. She popped the cap on a brown bottle, measuring the liquid and adding it to the bucket. “We use chloroform for this rather than diethyl ether, because it's non-flammable and can be used as a handy solvent for other opiates, like codeine. Not morphine, though, of course.”
“Of course,” Harry commented wryly.
Millie shot him a dirty look as she carefully skimmed the chloroform layer from the top of the bucket, pouring it into a beaker with a rounded base.
“Now that we've concentrated our heroin again, we wash it with a milliliter of cold water.”
“How the hell do you 'wash' heroin?” Tommy whispered to Bax.
Millie took a bottle of water from a cooler next to her equipment and applied it to the beaker with a small dropper. She swished the mixture around for a few seconds, then lit a burner and gently lowered the beaker over it. As fumes began to escape the glass container, she turned her head away and put on a surgical mask.
“Chloroform is a carcinogen, so I'd recommend taking shallow breaths. We need to make sure we remove it from the heat before the residue on the bottom starts to burn.” Millie waited a while longer, then switched the burner off. She used a set of tongs to lift the beaker and poured the contents into another glass container.
“Next, we add a diluted solution of hydrochloric acid.” She applied the liquid to the container.
“More acid?” Skull's eyes widened. “When they test this stuff, we want them to get high, not drop dead with holes burning through them.”
“Knock it off, okay?” Bax snapped. “She's a pro. She knows what she's doing. Stop breaking her balls, or you'll distract her and fuck the whole thing up.”
“Says the guy who almost fucked the whole thing up,” Harry snickered.
Millie stirred the container with the glass rod, then touched the tip to another pH strip. “As we add this, we neutralize the diacetyl morphine base and convert it into its water-soluble form as hydrochloride salt. Once all of the solid material has dissolved and we've reached a pH level of about 5 or 6, we'll have created a form of liquid heroin that's entirely free of impurities.”
“But we can't hand Altamura a liquid,” Skull balked. “He's expecting it in powder form. That's gonna look suspicious as hell.”
Millie smiled. “That's where my super-secret ingredient comes in.” She reached into a bag and pulled out a small sack of baking flour.
“You've got to be kidding.” Tommy shook his head.
“Ordinary flour,” Millie said smugly. “We use it as a base, with ten parts flour to one part heroin solution. We freeze it, crush it, screen it, and what's left will be a fine powder that kicks like it's fresh from the poppy fields.”
“That's some Breaking Bad shit right there,” Harry said appreciatively. “Amazing.”
“See? What did I tell you? Millie's a genius.” Bax grinned, elbowing Tommy in the ribs.
Millie smirked, miming a small curtsey.
“Fine,” Tommy conceded. “She's a genius. She's a wizard. She's Rumple-fucking-stiltskin. So now what?”
“Now call Altamura,” Bax said, “and set up the test so we can get our big payoff.”
Chapter 14
Stef
“Unbelievable!”
Stef's father had exclaimed this word at least fifty times over the last two days. This time it was from behind the desk in his study, with Stef sitting across from him as her mother sat on a small couch in the corner and flipped through a fashion magazine.
Benny's eyes twinkled happily, and every pearly tooth was revealed in a wide smile. Stef couldn't remember ever seeing him so happy. She'd even caught him dancing and clicking his heels in the halls of their house, singing to himself in Italian.
Stef had felt like singing and dancing ever since her night with Leo too, but she'd restrained herself, trying to seem aloof. Part of it was because she couldn't stand the idea of her father feeling vindicated by setting her up with someone she ended up liking—it still didn't make up for all of the forced and uncomfortable dates he'd arranged for her, or the horrible things he'd had done to Arthur.
But the other part was that Stef felt like a whole new woman after making love to Leo, and she was afraid her parents would notice the change and figure out where it came from.
It was hard to hide it, though. She felt strong, happy, confident—like she could spread her arms and soar through the sky like a bird if she wanted to. The world around her seemed brighter and more vivid. Being with her parents was bearable now that she knew there was someone out there who'd let her be herself when she was with him. The dry, tasteless meals didn't even seem so bad anymore, since she could look forward to indulging in deliciously unhealthy food the next time she was with Leo. And every night, before she went to sleep, her hand would drift between her thighs and she'd imagine how her second date with Leo would end.
Even though Stef did her best to act like her usual sullen, distant self, she still noticed that her mother was looking at her differently—as though somehow, she knew exactly what had happened while Stef was with Leo, and she didn't like it one bit. Gracie hadn't said anything, but her eyes were hard and flinty, and her thin lips automatically twisted into a grimace whenever she caught Stef's eye.
There was only one shadow that passed over Stef's happiness now and then. She didn't hav
e Leo's phone number, which meant there was no way for her to contact him directly about a second date. She'd have to wait until her father arranged it for her.
Based on how cheerful and effusive he'd been acting, Stef figured she probably wouldn't have to wait too long.
“Absolutely incredible,” Benny said again with a laugh. “Gracie, can you believe it? This kid from nowhere—from Canada—walks into my town like some kind of gunslinger from a Western! And when over a dozen bikers show up to grab my daughter—”
“Listen to him,” Gracie muttered, rolling her eyes. “First it was eight of them, then ten, and now it's over a dozen.”
“Ah, who cares how many there were?” Benny replied with a dismissive wave. “The point is, Leo, Silvio, and that fat guy were outnumbered about three to one.”