A paternal, or rather maternal, expression came over Bolles’s face, and he removed his large, serious glasses. He did not sleep very well.
The boy did. “I’m feeling like a bird,” said he, as they crossed through the mountains next morning on a short cut to the Owybee. “Breakfast will brace you up, Bolles. There’ll be a cabin pretty soon after we strike the other road. Keep thinking hard about coffee.”
“I wish I could,” said poor Bolles. He was forgiving himself less and less.
Their start had been very early; as Drake bid the school-master observe, to have nothing to detain you, nothing to eat and nothing to pack, is a great help in journeys of haste. The warming day, and Indian Creek well behind them, brought Drake to whistling again, but depression sat upon the self-accusing Bolles. Even when they sighted the Owyhee road below them, no cheerfulness waked in him; not at the nearing coffee, nor yet at the companionable tinkle of sleigh-bells dancing faintly upward through the bright, silent air.
“Why, if it ain’t Uncle Pasco!” said Drake, peering down through a gap in the foot-hill. “We’ll get breakfast sooner than I expected. Quick! Give me Baby Bunting!”
“Are you going to kill him?” whispered the school-master, with a beaming countenance. And he scuffled with his pocket to hand over his hitherto belittled weapon.
Drake considered him. “Bolles, Bolles,” said he, “you have got the New England conscience rank. Plymouth Rock is a pudding to your heart. Remind me to pray for you first spare minute I get. Now follow me close. He’ll be much more useful to us alive.”
They slipped from their horses, stole swiftly down a shoulder of the hill, and waited among some brush. The bells jingled unsuspectingly onward to this ambush.
“Only hear ’em!” said Drake. “All full of silver and Merry Christmas. Don’t gaze at me like that, Bolles, or I’ll laugh and give the whole snap away. See him come! The old man’s breath streams out so calm. He’s not worried with New England conscience. One, two, three” Just before the sleigh came opposite, Dean Drake stepped out. “Morning, Uncle!” said he. “Throw up your hands!”
Uncle Pasco stopped dead, his eyes blinking. Then he stood up in the sleigh among his blankets. “H’m,” said he, “the kid.”
“Throw up your hands! Quit fooling with that blanket!” Drake spoke dangerously now. “Bolles,” he continued, “pitch everything out of the sleigh while I cover him. He’s got a shot-gun under that blanket. Sling it out.”
It was slung. The wraps followed. Uncle Pasco stepped obediently down, and soon the chattels of the emptied sleigh littered the snow. The old gentleman was invited to undress until they reached the six-shooter that Drake suspected. Then they ate his lunch, drank some whiskey that he had not sold to the buccaroos, told him to repack the sleigh, allowed him to wrap up again, bade him take the reins, and they would use his six-shooter and shot-gun to point out the road to him.
He had said very little, had Uncle Pasco, but stood blinking, obedient and malignant. “H’m,” said he now, “goin’ to ride with me, are you?”
He was told yes, that for the present he was their coachman. Their horses were tired and would follow, tied behind. “We’re weary, too,” said Drake, getting in. “Take your legs out of my way or I’ll kick off your shins. Bolles, are you fixed warm and comfortable? Now start her up for Harper ranch, Uncle.”
“What are you proposing to do with me?” inquired Uncle Pasco.
“Not going to wring your neck, and that’s enough for the present. Faster, Uncle. Get a gait on. Bolles, here’s Baby Bunting. Much obliged to you for the loan of it, old man.”
Uncle Pasco’s eye fell on the 22-caliber pistol. “Did you hold me up with that lemonade straw?” he asked, huskily.
“Yep,” said Drake. “That’s what.”
“Oh, hell!” murmured Uncle Pasco. And for the first time he seemed dispirited.
“Uncle, you’re not making time,” said Drake after a few miles. “I’ll thank you for the reins. Open your bandanna and get your concertina. Jerk the bellows for us.”
“That I’ll not!” screamed Uncle Pasco.
“It’s music or walk home,” said the boy. “Take your choice.”
Uncle Pasco took his choice, opening with the melody of “The Last Rose of Summer.” The sleigh whirled up the Owyhee by the winter willows, and the levels, and the meadow pools, bright frozen under the blue sky. Late in this day the amazed Brock by his corrals at Harper’s beheld arrive his favorite, his boy superintendent, driving in with the schoolmaster staring through his glasses, and Uncle Pasco throwing out active strains upon his concertina. The old man had been bidden to bellows away for his neck.
Drake was not long in explaining his need to the men. “This thing must be worked quick,” said he. “Who’ll stand by me?”
All of them would, and he took ten, with the faithful Brock. Brock would not allow Gilbert to go, because he had received another mule-kick in the stomach. Nor was Bolles permitted to be of the expedition. To all his protests, Drake had but the single word: “This is not your fight, old man. You’ve done your share with Baby Bunting.”
Thus was the school-master in sorrow compelled to see them start back to Indian Creek and the Malheur without him. With him Uncle Pasco would have joyfully exchanged. He was taken along with the avengers. They would not wring his neck, but they would play cat and mouse with him and his concertina; and they did. But the conscience of Bolles still toiled. When Drake and the men were safe away, he got on the wagon going for the mail, thus making his way next morning to the railroad and Boise, where Max Vogel listened to him; and together this couple hastily took train and team for the Malheur Agency.
The avengers reached Indian Creek duly, and the fourth day after his Christmas dinner Drake came once more in sight of Castle Rock.
“I am doing this thing myself, understand,” he said to Brock. “I am responsible.”
“We’re here to take your orders,” returned the foreman. But as the agency buildings grew plain and the time for action was coming, Brock’s anxious heart spoke out of its fulness. “If they start in to—to—they might—I wish you’d let me get in front,” he begged, all at once.
“I thought you thought better of me,” said Drake.
“Excuse me,” said the man. Then presently: “I don’t see how anybody could ’a’ told he’d smuggle whiskey that way. If the old man [Brock meant Max Vogel] goes to blame you, I’ll give him my opinion straight.”
“The old man’s got no use for opinions,” said Drake. “He goes on results. He trusted me with this job, and we’re going to have results now.”
The drunkards were sitting round outside the ranch house. It was evening. They cast a sullen inspection on the new-comers, who returned them no inspection whatever. Drake had his men together and took them to the stable first, a shed with mangers. Here he had them unsaddle. “Because,” he mentioned to Brock, “in case of trouble we’ll be sure of their all staying. I’m taking no chances now.”
Soon the drunkards strolled over, saying good-day, hazarding a few comments on the weather and like topics, and meeting sufficient answers.
“Goin’ to stay?”
“Don’t know.”
“That’s a good horse you’ve got.”
“Fair.”
But Sam was the blithest spirit at the Malheur Agency. “Hiyah!” he exclaimed. “Misser Dlake! How fashion you come quick so?” And the excellent Chinaman took pride in the meal of welcome that he prepared.
“Supper’s now,” said Drake to his men. “Sit anywhere you feel like. Don’t mind whose chair you’re taking—and we’ll keep our guns on.”
Thus they followed him, and sat. The boy took his customary perch at the head of the table, with Brock at his right. “I miss old Bolles,” he told his foreman. “You don’t appreciate Bolles.”
“From what you tell of him,” said Brock, “I’ll examine him more careful.”
Seeing their boss, the sparrow-hawk, back in his pla
ce, flanked with supporters, and his gray eye indifferently upon them, the buccaroos grew polite to oppressiveness. While Sam handed his dishes to Drake and the new-comers, and the new-comers eat what was good before the old inhabitants got a taste, these latter grew more and more solicitous. They offered sugar to the strangers, they offered their beds; Half-past Full urged them to sit companionably in the room where the fire was burning. But when the meal was over, the visitors went to another room with their arms, and lighted their own fire. They brought blankets from their saddles, and after a little concertina they permitted the nearly perished Uncle Pasco to slumber. Soon they slumbered themselves, with the door left open, and Drake watching. He would not even share vigil with Brock, and all night he heard the voices of the buccaroos, holding grand, unending council.
When the relentless morning came, and breakfast with the visitors again in their seats unapproachable, the drunkards felt the crisis to be a strain upon their sobered nerves. They glanced up from their plates, and down; along to Dean Drake eating his hearty porridge, and back at one another, and at the hungry, well-occupied strangers.
“Say, we don’t want trouble,” they began to the strangers.
“Course you don’t. Breakfast’s what you’re after.”
“Oh, well, you’d have got gay. A man gets gay.”
“Sure.”
“Mr. Drake,” said Half-past Full, sweating with his effort, “we were sorry while we was a-fogging you up.”
“Yes,” said Drake. “You must have been just overcome by contrition.”
A large laugh went up from the visitors, and the meal was finished without further diplomacy.
“One matter, Mr. Drake,” stammered Half-past Full, as the party rose. “Our jobs. We’re glad to pay for any things what got sort of broke.”
“Sort of broke,” repeated the boy, eyeing him. “So you want to hold your jobs?”
“If—” began the buccaroo, and halted.
“Fact is, you’re a set of cowards,” said Drake, briefly. “I notice you’ve forgot to remove that whiskey jug.” The demijohn still stood by the great fireplace. Drake entered and laid hold of it, the crowd standing back and watching. He took it out, with what remained in its capacious bottom, set it on a stump, stepped back, levelled his gun, and shattered the vessel to pieces. The whiskey drained down, wetting the stump, creeping to the ground.
Much potency lies in the object-lesson, and a grin was on the faces of all present, save Uncle Pasco’s. It had been his demijohn, and when the shot struck it he blinked nervously.
“You ornery old mink!” said Drake, looking at him. “You keep to the jewelry business hereafter.”
The buccaroos grinned again. It was reassuring to witness wrath turn upon another.
“You want to hold your jobs?” Drake resumed to them. “You can trust yourselves?”
“Yes, sir,” said Half-past Full.
“But I don’t trust you,” stated Drake, genially; and the buccaroos’ hopeful eyes dropped. “I’m going to divide you,” pursued the new superintendent. “Split you far and wide among the company’s ranches. Stir you in with decenter blood. You’ll go to White-horse ranch, just across the line of Nevada,” he said to Half-past Full. “I’m tired of the brothers Drinker. You’ll go—let’s see—”
Drake paused in his apportionment, and a sleigh came swiftly round the turn, the horse loping and lathery.
“What vas dat shooting I hear joost now?” shouted Max Vogel, before he could arrive. He did not wait for any answer. “Thank the good God!” he exclaimed, at seeing the boy Dean Drake unharmed, standing with a gun. And to their amazement he sped past them, never slacking his horse’s lope until he reached the corral. There he tossed the reins to the placid Bolles, and springing out like a surefooted elephant, counted his saddle-horses; for he was a general. Satisfied, he strode back to the crowd by the demijohn. “When dem men get restless,” he explained to Drake at once, “always look out. Somebody might steal a horse.”
The boy closed one gray, confidential eye at his employer. “Just my idea,” said he, “when I counted ’em before breakfast.”
“You liddle r-rascal,” said Max, fondly, “What you shoot at?”
Drake pointed at the demijohn. “It was bigger than those bottles at Nampa,” said he. “Guess you could have hit it yourself.”
Max’s great belly shook. He took in the situation. It had a flavor that he liked. He paused to relish it a little more in silence.
“Und you have killed noding else?” said he, looking at Uncle Pasco, who blinked copiously. “Mine old friend, you never get rich if you change your business so frequent. I tell you that thirty years now.” Max’s hand found Drake’s shoulder, but he addressed Brock. “He is all what you tell me,” said he to the foreman. “He have joodgement.”
Thus the huge, jovial Teuton took command, but found Drake had left little for him to do. The buccaroos were dispersed at Harper’s, at Fort Rinehart, at Alvord Lake, towards Stein’s peak, and at the Island Ranch by Harney Lake. And if you know east Oregon, or the land where Chief E-egante helped out Specimen Jones, his white soldier friend, when the hostile Bannocks were planning his immediate death as a spy, you will know what wide regions separated the buccaroos. Bolles was taken into Max Vogel’s esteem; also was Chinese Sam. But Max sat smoking in the office with his boy superintendent, in particular satisfaction.
“You are a liddle r-rascal,” said he. “Und I r-raise you fifty dollars.”
THE APACHE MOUNTAIN WAR, by Robert E. Howard
Some day, maybe, when I’m old and gray in the whiskers, I’ll have sense enough not to stop when I’m riding by Uncle Shadrach Polk’s cabin, and Aunt Tascosa Polk hollers at me. Take the last time, for instance. I ought to of spurred Cap’n Kidd into a high run when she stuck her head out’n the winder and yelled: “Breckinridge! Oh, Breckinridddgggge!”
But I reckon pap’s right when he says Nater gimme so much muscle she didn’t have no room left for brains. Anyway, I reined Cap’n Kidd around, ignoring his playful efforts to bite the muscle out of my left thigh, and I rode up to the stoop and taken off my coonskin-cap. I said: “Well, Aunt Tascosa, how air you all?”
“You may well ast how air we,” she said bitterly. “How should a pore weak woman be farin’ with a critter like Shadrach for a husband? It’s a wonder I got a roof over my head, or so much as a barr’l of b’ar meat put up for the winter. The place is goin’ to rack and rooin. Look at that there busted axe-handle, for a instance. Is a pore weak female like me got to endure sech abuse?”
“You don’t mean to tell me Uncle Shadrach’s been beatin’ you with that axe-handle?” I says, scandalized.
“No,” says this pore weak female. “I busted it over his head a week ago, and he’s refused to mend it. It’s licker is been Shadrach’s rooin. When he’s sober he’s a passable figger of a man, as men go. But swiggin’ blue rooin is brung him to shame an’ degradation.”
“He looks fat and sassy,” I says.
“Beauty ain’t only skin-deep,” she scowls. “Shadrach’s like Dead Sea fruit—fair and fat-bellied to look on, but ready to dissolve in dust and whiskey fumes when prodded. Do you know whar he is right now?” And she glared at me so accusingly that Cap’n Kidd recoiled and turned pale.
“Naw,” says I. “Whar?”
“He’s over to the Apache Mountain settlement a-lappin’ up licker,” she snarled. “Just a-rootin’ and a-wallerin’ in sin and corn juice, riskin’ his immortal soul and blowin’ in the money he got off’n his coon hides. I had him locked in the corn crib, aimin’ to plead with him and appeal to his better nater, but whilst I was out behind the corral cuttin’ me a hickory club to do the appealin’ with, he kicked the door loose and skun out. I know whar he’s headin’—to Joel Garfield’s stillhouse, which is a abomination in the sight of the Lord and oughta be burnt to the ground and the ashes skwenched with the blood of the wicked. But I cain’t stand here listenin’ to yore gab. I got hominy to make. What y
ou mean wastin’ my time like this for? I got a good mind to tell yore pap on you. You light a shuck for Apache Mountain and bring Shadrach home.”
“But—” I said.
“Don’t you give me no argyments, you imperdent scoundrel!” she hollered. “I should think you’d be glad to help a pore, weak female critter ’stead of wastin’ yore time gamblin’ and fightin’, in such dens of iniquity as War Paint. I want you to fix some way so’s to disgust Shadrach with drink for the rest of his nateral life, and if you don’t you’ll hear from me, you good-for-nothin’—”
“All right!” I yelled. “All right! Anything for a little peace! I’ll git him and bring him home, and make a teetotaler outa him if I have to strangle the old son of a—”
“How dast you use sech langwidge in front of me?” she hollered. “Ain’t you got no respect for a lady? I’ll be #4%*¢@?-!’d if I know what the &%$@*¢ world’s comin’ to! Git outa here and don’t show yore homely mug around here again onless you git Shadrach off of rum for good!”
* * * *
Well, if Uncle Shadrach ever took a swig of rum in his life it was because they warn’t no good red corn whiskey within reach, but I didn’t try to argy with Aunt Tascosa. I lit out down the trail feeling like I’d been tied up to a Apache stake with the whole tribe sticking red-hot Spanish daggers into my hide. Aunt Tascosa affects a man that way. I heard Cap’n Kidd heave a sigh of relief plumb up from his belly, too, as we crossed a ridge and her distant voice was drowned out by the soothing noises of a couple of bobcats fighting with a timber wolf. I thought what ca’m and happy lives them simple critters lived, without no Aunt Tascosa.
I rode on, forgetting my own troubles in feeling sorry for pore Uncle Shadrach. They warn’t a mean bone in his carcass. He was just as good-natered and hearty a critter as you’d ever meet even in the Humbolts. But his main object in life seemed to be to stow away all the corn juice they is in the world.
As I rode along I racked my brain for a plan to break Uncle Shadrach of this here habit. I like a dram myself, but in moderation, never more’n a gallon or so at a time, unless it’s a special occasion. I don’t believe in a man making a hawg out of hisself, and anyway I was sick and tired running Uncle Shadrach down and fetching him home from his sprees.
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