coconut oil
   laundry detergent, 291–292
   lip balm, 285–286
   soap, 283
   Coffee Cake, Strawberries and Cream, 268–269
   coffeemaker cleaning, 293
   cold process soap, 114, 115, 282
   Container Candles, 286–287
   cookies
   Drunken Rum Cookie Logs, 261–262
   Molasses Cookies, 260
   cooking tips and techniques
   butter making, 248–249
   canning, 249–253
   corncob stock, 254
   dried beans, 235–237
   flour tortillas, 237–238
   herb/flower infusion, 256
   lard making, 246–248
   popping popcorn, 242–243
   pumpkin puree, 269–270
   Quick Mix, 243–245
   vanilla extract, 258–259
   Corn Bread, 237
   Corncob Jelly, 254–255
   corncobs, uses for, 254–255
   Country-Style Green Beans, 241
   Cracker Candy, 259
   cracklins, 247, 248
   cream cheese
   cream cheese frosting, 272
   facial mask with, 284
   Fried Stuffed Squash Blossoms, 238–239
   Strawberries and Cream Coffee Cake, 268–269
   Crochet Dishcloth, Ruffled, 294–295
   Crock-Pot, 237, 247–248, 280
   desserts. See sweets and desserts
   Dishcloth, Ruffled Crochet, 294–295
   Drunken Rum Cookie Logs, 261–262
   essential oil
   candles, 286
   homemade cleaners, 293
   moisturizer, 285
   potpourri, 297–298
   soap, 282, 283
   Facial Mask, Chocolate Cream, 284
   fat rendering, 246–248
   flat braid wick, 288
   floor cleaner, 293
   flowers
   Candle Jars with Pressed Wildflowers, 289–290
   Flower and Herb Jellies, 256
   food for cut flowers, 295–296
   Fried Bologna Sandwiches, 233–234
   Fried Stuffed Squash Blossoms, 238–239
   frostings and icings
   burnt sugar icing, 275
   cream cheese frosting, 272
   powdered sugar icing, 266, 269
   rum frosting, 261–262
   fruit muffins, 244
   furniture polish, 293
   gift ideas
   candles, 288, 290
   canned foods, 249, 252
   potpourri, 297, 298
   Pumpkin Bread, 269–270
   Ruffled Crochet Dishcloth, 294–295
   vanilla extract, 258–259
   ginger, potpourri with, 296–297
   Glass Cleaner, 293
   Grandmother Bread, 230–231, 234
   Gravy, Biscuits and, 245–246
   Green Beans, Country-Style, 241
   hand cream, beeswax, 284–285
   Hand-Dipped Tapers, 287–289
   health and beauty
   Beeswax Lip Balm, 285–286
   Beeswax Moisturizing Cream, 284–285
   Chocolate Cream Facial Mask, 284
   See also soap
   Herb Jellies, Flower and, 256
   Hickory nuts, in potpourri, 297, 298
   Homemade “Pop-Tarts,” 265–266
   honey
   facial mask, 284
   lip balm, 286
   Wild Mint and Honey Soap, 283–284
   hot process soap, 113–115, 280–282
   household cleaners, 292–294
   ice cream topping, 257
   icings. See frostings and icings
   infusion of herbs/flowers, 256
   Iron Skillet Upside-Down Pizza, 234–235
   jellies
   Corncob Jelly, 254–255
   Flower and Herb Jellies, 256
   in Homemade “Pop Tarts,” 265
   Kitchen Cleaner, 293
   lard
   laundry detergent, 291–292
   making, 246–248
   soap, 282–283
   Laundry Detergent, 291–292
   Lavender-Basil Soap, 283
   lemon juice
   cleaner with, 293, 294
   cut flower food, 295–296
   furniture polish, 293
   lemons, in potpourri, 297–298
   limes, in potpourri, 297–298
   Lip Balm, Beeswax, 285–286
   lye
   laundry detergent with, 291–292
   soap making, 113–115, 280, 283
   main dishes
   Beans and Corn Bread, 235–237
   Biscuits and Gravy, 245–246
   Iron Skillet Upside-Down Pizza, 234–235
   Summer Vegetable Pie, 240
   Mint and Honey Soap, Wild, 283–284
   Moisturizing Cream, Beeswax, 284–285
   Molasses Cookies, 260
   Monterey Jack cheese, 240
   mozzarella cheese, 49–50, 231–233
   Mrs. Randolph’s Strawberry Cake, 94–97, 275–276
   muffins, 244
   nuts
   Apple Dumplings, 268
   Coconut-Oatmeal Rum Pie with Walnuts, 264
   Cracker Candy, 259
   Nut Cake, 271–272
   with popcorn, 243
   oatmeal
   Apple-Oatmeal Soap, 282–283
   Coconut-Oatmeal Rum Pie, 264
   facial mask with, 284
   oils, fragrant. See essential oil
   olive oil cleaner, 293, 294
   orange pomanders, 298
   oranges, in potpourri, 297
   pancakes, 244–245, 257
   pepper jack cheese, 231–233
   pepperoni
   Pepperoni Rolls, 231–233
   Upside-Down Pizza, 234–235
   pie
   Coconut-Oatmeal Rum Pie, 264
   Sweet Potato Pie, 262–264
   piecrust, 263
   pineapple, 257
   pinecones, in potpourri, 297–298
   pinto beans, 235–237
   Pizza, Iron Skillet Upside-Down, 234–235
   popcorn, popping, 242–243
   “Pop-Tarts,” Homemade, 265–266
   Potpourri, Apple Spice Simmering, 296–297
   Potpourri Mix, Winter Citrus, 297–298
   powdered sugar icing, 266, 269
   pressure cooker, 237, 250
   Pumpkin Bread, 269–270
   Quick Mix, 240, 243–245
   raisins
   Molasses Cookies, 260
   Pumpkin Bread, 269–270
   Whiskey-Raisin Apple Butter, 253–254
   Ruffled Crochet Dishcloth, 294–295
   rum
   Banana Split a Jar, 257
   Coconut-Oatmeal Rum Pie, 264
   Drunken Rum Cookie Logs, 261–262
   vanilla extract, 258
   Sandwiches, Fried Bologna, 233–234
   saponification, 114
   sausage
   Biscuits and Gravy, 245–246
   Iron Skillet Upside-Down Pizza, 235
   Pepperoni Rolls, 231–233
   savory lard, 248
   schmaltz, 248
   side dishes
   Beans and Corn Bread, 235–237
   Country-Style Green Beans, 241
   Fried Stuffed Squash Blossoms, 238–239
   Summer Vegetable Pie, 240
   soap
   Apple-Oatmeal Soap, 282–283
   coloring and fragrance, 281–282
   Laundry Detergent, 291–292
   Lavender-Basil Soap, 283
   making hot process, 113–115, 280–282
   molds for, 282
   soap calculators, 115
   Wild Mint and Honey Soap, 283–284
   spreads
   Banana Split in a Jar, 257
   Whiskey-Raisin Apple Butter, 253–254
   squash
   Fried Stuffed Squash Blossoms, 238–239
   Summer Vegetable Pie, 240
   str
awberries
   Banana Split a Jar, 257
   Mrs. Randolph’s Strawberry Cake, 275–276
   Strawberries and Cream Coffee Cake, 268–269
   suet, 248
   Summer Vegetable Pie, 240
   Sweet Potato Pie, 262–264
   sweets and desserts
   Apple Dumplings, 266–268
   Banana Split a Jar, 257
   Burnt Sugar Cake, 272–275
   Coconut-Oatmeal Rum Pie, 264
   Cracker Candy, 259
   Drunken Rum Cookie Logs, 261–262
   Homemade “Pop-Tarts,” 265–266
   Molasses Cookies, 260
   Mrs. Randolph’s Strawberry Cake, 275–276
   Nut Cake, 271–272
   Pumpkin Bread, 269–270
   Strawberries and Cream Coffee Cake, 268–269
   Sweet Potato Pie, 262–264
   syrup, burnt sugar, 273–274
   tallow, 248
   Tapers, Hand-Dipped, 287–289
   techniques. See cooking tips and techniques
   toffee cracker candy, 259
   tortillas, 237–238
   vanilla extract, 258–259
   vegetables
   Beans and Corn Bread, 235–237
   Country-Style Green Beans, 241
   Fried Stuffed Squash Blossoms, 238–239
   Summer Vegetable Pie, 240
   vinegar
   cleaning with, 292–293, 294
   cut flower food, 295–296
   as laundry rinse, 292, 293
   vitamin E oil, 285, 286
   walnuts
   Coconut-Oatmeal Rum Pie, 264
   ice cream topping with, 257
   washing soda, 291–292
   water-bath canning, 249–253
   Whiskey-Raisin Apple Butter, 253–254
   Wild Mint and Honey Soap, 283–284
   Winter Citrus Potpourri Mix, 297–298
   yellow and zucchini squash
   Fried Stuffed Squash Blossoms, 238–239
   Summer Vegetable Pie, 240
   Photographic Insert
   The Slanted Little House.
   Newborn and still wobbly, my Glory Bee.
   Clover and Nutmeg, mother/daughter love.
   Curly-wooled Cotswold sheep, left, with an exotic Jacob sheep, right.
   Nutmeg’s first baby.
   My chickens love me. Or they think I have food.
   Walking my Glory Bee at Sassafras Farm.
   My two horses at Sassafras Farm Zip, left, and Shortcake, right.
   Woman attacked by horse and donkey, film at 11.
   Cracker candy–eat yours before you tell the kids.
   Summer Vegetable Pie.
   The state food of West Virginia, Pepperoni Rolls.
   Old-Fashioned Apple Dumplings.
   Sweet Potato Pie.
   My holiday favorite, Drunken Rum Cookie Logs.
   Slicing homemade Lavender-Basil Soap.
   Dried wildflowers turn pint jars into works of art.
   Beulah Petunia on her way to the bull, wearing her flower.
   My dear Georgia waiting for lunch at Stringtown Rising.
   Annabelle’s puppy. I mean, lamb.
   The river ford in summer. Stringtown Rising is just on the other side.
   Clover the Christmas Queen.
   Annabelle as a pup, with Coco.
   Hand-dipped tapers lit on the table at Stringtown Rising.
   Cookies at the gate! The gang’s all here.
   Our house at Stringtown Rising Farm.
   A wheel of my homemade farm-fresh cheddar cheese.
   An old-timey favorite, Corn Cob Jelly.
   It’s 5:00 somewhere.
   I’m stylin’ in my chore boots every day.
   It’s a monkey lamb!
   Fresh sliced Grandmother Bread.
   Fresh eggs straight from the staff, my chickens.
   The dirt-rock road to Stringtown Rising, beautiful in the fall.
   Coco at the gate at snowy Stringtown Rising Farm.
   The steep, snow-covered driveway at Stringtown Rising. You can’t make me go anywhere!
   Clover wearing a tiara, as well she should be.
   Rooster meditating on the porch at Stringtown Rising.
   One big happy duck family.
   Beulah Petunia at her milk stand at Stringtown Rising.
   Old-Time Burnt Sugar Cake.
   Make your own vanilla extract with whole vanilla beans.
   Molasses Cookies with farm-fresh milk.
   My homemade container candles.
   Beulah Petunia nursing a newborn Glory Bee.
   The big red barn at Sassafras Farm.
   My bottle baby lamb all grown up.
   My little white farmhouse at Sassafras Farm. I love it!
   About the Author
   SUZANNE MCMINN, former romance writer turned intrepid farm girl, is the creator of the incredibly popular personal website www.chickensintheroad.com. A professional writer, teacher, and photographer, she is the author of twenty-six published novels and writes a bimonthly column for the Charleston Daily Mail. She lives in West Virginia.
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   Cover design: Laura Beers
   Photographs: Jerry Waters
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   CHICKENS IN THE ROAD: An Adventure in Ordinary Splendor. Copyright © 2013 by Suzanne McMinn. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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   Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
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   Chickens in the road : an adventure in ordinary splendor / Suzanne McMinn. — First edition.
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   Includes index.
   ISBN 978-0-06-222370-8
   EPUB Edition AUGUST 2013 ISBN 9780062223722
   1. McMinn, Suzanne. 2. Walton (W. Va.)—Biography. 3. Walton (W. Va.)—Social life and customs. 4. Farm life—West Virginia—Walton. 5. Country life—West Virginia—Walton. I. Title.
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