We waded back to the ladder. There we waited for the gang leader. Martinus’ lad was sent up first with the torches. I went next. I had threaded my belt through the knots on the bundle and made the belt into a shoulder loop, in order to leave me two free hands. On a bowing ladder with narrow treads, in wet footwear, going up was even worse than coming down.
When I climbed out like a mole into the glare of the sunlight Martinus dragged me upright. I was telling him what had happened while Anacrites came clambering out behind me. I moved to give him room. That was when I realised the Chief Spy was quite professional; as he emerged in his turn he looked round rapidly at the faces in the ogling crowds. I knew why; I had done it myself. He was wondering whether the killer was there: whether the man had dumped remains in different places specifically in order to taunt us, and whether he was hanging about now to watch their discovery. Seeing Anacrites checking like that was a curious relevation.
Shortly afterwards I discovered something else. When you have walked through a sewer, you have to pull off your own boots.
XLII
MARTINUS TOOK CHARGE of the head. It would be reunited with the torso at the station house. Then the formalities would be set in motion so Cicurrus could hold a funeral for his wife.
For the first and probably the only time ever, Anacrites and I went to a bath-house together. We were both extremely thorough with the strigil. Nevertheless, I did not offer to help him scrape his back.
I had taken him as my guest to the baths attached to Glaucus’ gym, only a few steps from the Forum. A mistake. Soon Anacrites was glancing around as if he were thinking how civilised it was here and that he might apply for a subscription. I let him leave by himself to go back to whatever he wasted his time on at the Curator’s office, while I stayed behind to warn Glaucus that the Chief Spy was not the type he wanted to patronise his esteemed premises.
‘I could see that,’ sniffed Glaucus. When I admitted whom exactly I had brought today, he gave me a disgusted look. Glaucus liked to avoid trouble. His way of doing it was to bar people who habitually caused it. He only let me in because he viewed me as a harmless amateur. Professionals are paid for their work; he knew I rarely was.
I enquired if Glaucus had a free period for a spot of wrestling practice. He snorted. I took it as a negative, and I knew why too.
I strolled out down the steps, between the pastry shop and the small library which were provided for patrons’ extra delight. Glaucus ran a luxurious establishment. You could not only exercise and bathe, but borrow some odes to rekindle a flagging love affair and then stick your teeth together with glazed raisin dumplings that were fiendishly delicious.
Today I had no time for reading and I was in no mood for sweetmeats. I was oiled and scraped in every pore yet still uneasy with the results. I had been in filthy locations before, but something about descending into sewers to find hacked-up human remains left me shuddering. It would have been bad enough even without remembering that I myself had once dropped a man’s decayed carcase through a manhole. A couple of years and plenty of heavy rainstorms should have ensured there was no chance I would stumble across unwelcome ghosts. But down there in the Cloaca Maxima I had almost been glad of Anacrites’ irritating presence to prevent me dwelling on the past.
It was over. There was no need for Helena ever to find out. I was still unsure how she would react to hearing that her missing uncle Publius had been left lying dead until he was positively fermenting, then shoved in the Cloaca, and shoved there by me . . . By now I thought I was safe. I had convinced myself I would never have to face her with the truth.
Even so, I must have been brooding. Here at Glaucus’ gym I was on home ground. Informers learn that home is where you should never relax. Places where you are known are where bad characters come to find you. And when I noticed the group who were waiting outside for me today, I had already walked past them and given them time to emerge from the doorway of the pastry shop so they were above me on the steps.
I heard the clatter of boots.
I didn’t stop. Instead of turning to see who was behind me, I took three running skips then a giant leap down the rest of the steps to pavement level. Then I turned.
There was a large group. I didn’t count them. About four or five from the pastry shop, followed by more streaming out of the library. I would have yelled for help, but out of the corner of my eye I noticed the pastry shop proprietor beetling off into the gymnasium.
‘Stop right there!’ It was worth a try. They did pause slightly.
‘You Falco?’
‘Certainly not.’
‘He’s lying.’
‘Don’t insult me. I’m Gambaronius Philodendronicus, a well-known gauze-pleater of these parts.’
‘It’s Falco!’ Spot on.
This was clearly no genteel outing of philosophy students. These were rough. Street-stroppy. Unfamiliar faces with fighters’ eyes, shedding menace like dandruff. I was stuck. I could run; they would catch me. I could make a stand; that was even more stupid. No weapons were visible, but they probably had them concealed under those dark clothes. They were built like men who could do a lot of harm without any help from equipment.
‘What do you want?’
‘You, if you’re Falco.’
‘Who sent you?’
‘Florius.’ They were smiling. It wasn’t pretty, or cheerful.
‘Then you’ve got the wrong man; you want Petronius Longus.’ Naming him was my only chance. He was bigger than me, and there was a faint hope I could somehow warn him.
‘We’ve seen Petronius already,’ they sniggered. I went cold. After his night on watch at the Circus he would have been asleep alone at the office. When Petronius was dog-tired he slept like a stone. In the army we used to joke that wild bears could eat him from the feet up and he wouldn’t notice until they were tickling him behind the ears.
I knew what kind of punishment squad this was. I had once seen a man who had been beaten up on the orders of Milvia’s mother. He was dead when he was discovered. He must have hoped for an end to it long before he actually passed out. These heavies worked for that family; I had no reason to think Milvia’s husband was any more scrupulous than her mother. Desperately I tried not to imagine Petro enduring an assault like that.
‘Did you kill him?’
‘That’s for next time.’ The terror tactic. Make it hurt, then give the victim days or weeks to think about death coming for him.
They were co-ordinated. The pack had spread; now they were creeping down on two sides to encircle me. I edged backwards slowly. The flight of steps from the gym was steep; I wanted them away from there. I glanced quickly behind me, ready for the off.
When they rushed me, I was looking at one, but I jumped another. Springing forward into the pack, I dived low, and hit him around the knees. It brought him down. I rolled over him and threw myself up a few steps. I got an arm around the neck of a different lump of muscle and bodily dragged him with me back towards the gym, fighting to put him between me and some of the others. I clung on, using my feet to deter the rest as they weighed in. If they had had knives I would have been done for, but these lads were physical. They were stamping too. I was dodging furiously.
For a few moments I was heading for a short walk to Hades. I took some heavy blows and kicks, but then there was a racket from above us. Help at last.
I lost my man, but managed to squeeze his neck so hard I damn near killed him. As he crouched coughing at my feet I sent him down the steps with a flying kick. Someone behind me cheered raucously. Out came Glaucus, followed by a herd of his clients. Some had been weight-lifting; they were in loincloths with wristbands. Some had been at swordplay with Glaucus himself and were armed with wooden practice swords – blunt, but good for vicious whacks. A couple of generous souls had even left their baths. Naked and glistening with oil, they rushed out to help – useless for grappling opponents, but themselves impossible to catch hold of. It added wildly to the confusion as we la
unched ourselves into a fierce streetfight.
‘I waste my time, Falco!’ Glaucus snarled as we both worked over a couple of nut-headed thugs.
‘Right! You haven’t taught me anything useful –’
The clients at Glaucus’ gym usually honed their bodies discreetly, hardly speaking to each other. We went there for exercise, cleanliness, and the fierce hands of the Cilician masseur, not chat. Now I saw a man who I happened to know was a rising barrister digging his fingers into someone’s eyes as viciously as if he had been born in the Suburra slums. An engineer tried to break another thug’s neck, clearly enjoying the experience. The prized masseur was keeping his hands out of trouble, but that did not prevent him from using his feet for wholly unacceptable purposes.
‘How could you get trapped right on the damned doorstep?’ Glaucus grunted, fielding a punch then slamming in a rapid set of four.
‘They were holed up in your sweetmeat shop –’ His man was out of it, so I threw him mine to hold while I battered him. ‘Must have had a complaint. I keep telling you the cinnamon mice are stale –’
‘Behind!’ I spun, in time to knee the next bastard as he leapt at me. ‘Talk less and watch your guard,’ Glaucus advised.
I trapped a wrestler about to put a fatal lock on his neck. ‘Take your own orders,’ I grinned. Glaucus screwed the grappler’s nose around until it snapped. ‘Nice trick. Requires a calm temperament,’ I smiled at the blood-stained victim. ‘And very strong hands.’
All down the street there was action. It was a friendly commercial alley. Pausing only to remove their goods from the danger zone, the shopkeepers had come out to help Glaucus, who was a popular neighbour. Passers-by who felt left out started throwing punches; if they were hopeless at that they lobbed apples instead. Dogs barked. Women hung out of upstairs windows, yelling a mixture of encouragement and abuse, then emptied buckets of who-knows-what on fighters’ heads for the fun of it. Washing was caught on the practice swords and came down, tangling around frantically tussling figures. Weightlifters were showing off their pectorals carrying horizontal human weights. A startled donkey skidded on the road, tipping wineskins off his back so that they burst and doused his furious driver, making a slippery patch on the paving which claimed several victims who crashed to the ground and were painfully trampled.
Then some idiot fetched the vigiles.
A whistle alerted us.
As the red tunics rushed into the alley, order reimposed itself in seconds. All they saw was a normal street scene. The Florius gang, with the skill of long practice, had melted away. Two feet stuck out from behind a barrel of salt fish – evidently somebody sleeping it off. Something that looked like red tunic dye was being sluiced along with a bucket of water and swept down a drain by a girl who was loudly singing a rude song. Groups of men sized up fruit on stalls, making studied comparisons. Women leant out of windows adjusting pulleys on the drying lines above the alley. Dogs lay grinning on their backs and waggling their bodies madly as passers-by tickled their turns. I was pointing out to Glaucus how the gable on his bathhouse was capped by an excellent acroterion of truly classic design, while he thanked me for my generous praise of his fine Gorgon-featured antefix.
The sky was blue. The sun was hot. Two fellows walking up the steps of the gymnasium discussing the Senate had no clothes on for some reason, but otherwise there was nobody the guardians of the law could arrest.
XLIII
WHEN I REACHED Fountain Court, returning by a roundabout route for safety, Petronius was being carried out feet first. Lenia and some of her staff must have found him. They had seen Florius’ heavies rushing off in suspicious haste. Not for the first time I wished Lenia could be as good at spotting trouble when it arrived as she was at noticing it leave.
I had run up the back lane, past the lamp-black ovens, the midden and the poultry yard. I hopped over the work in progress in the ropewalk, leapt the cesstrench and barged into the laundry through its rear entrance. In the yard wet clothes slapped me in the face and woodsmoke choked me, then indoors I nearly skidded and upended myself on the wet floor. As I was flailing a girl with a wash-paddle shoved me upright. I skated past the office and flew to a halt in the colonnade.
Petro was lying on a rough stretcher people had made from clothes rails and a customer’s toga.
‘Stand back; here’s his heartbroken boyfriend!’
‘Enough of your biting wit, Lenia – Is he dead?’
‘I wouldn’t be joking.’ No, she had some standards. He was alive. His condition was sad, though.
If he was conscious he was in too much pain to show a reaction even when I turned up. Torn bandages covered much of his head and face, his left arm, and his right hand. His legs were badly cut and grazed. ‘Petro!’ There was no response.
They were dragging him to a litter. ‘He’s going to his auntie’s.’
‘What auntie?’
‘Sedina, the one with the flower stall. She was fetched over, but you know how fat she is; she’d have died if we’d let her struggle all the way upstairs. Anyway, I didn’t want the poor duck to see him until I’d cleaned him up a bit. She’s toddled home to get the bed ready. She’ll look after him.’ Lenia must have patched him up and made all the arrangements.
‘Good thinking. He’ll be safer than here.’
‘Well, he’s all right, old Petro.’
‘Thanks, Lenia.’
‘It was a gang of street rubbish,’ she told me.
‘I met them myself.’
‘You were luckier, then.’
‘I had help.’
‘Falco, why’s he safer at Sedina’s?’
‘They promised me they’d be coming back for him.’
‘Olympus! Is this about that silly little skirt of his?’
‘Message from her husband, I was told. Clear, but will he listen?’
‘He’ll be out of it for days. Where does it leave you, Falco?’
‘I’ll manage.’
As the litter lurched off, I sent a runner to the vigiles begging for Scythax, their doctor, to attend Petronius at his aunt’s house. I asked Lenia whether anyone had told Silvia; before he collapsed Petro had refused to have his wife involved. Well, you could see why. ‘And what does he want done about dear little Milvia?’ I enquired.
‘I must have somehow forgotten to ask him!’ Lenia grinned.
Helena Justina had been over at her parents’ house and had missed the furore. When she came home shortly after me, I explained what had happened, trying to put an acceptable gloss on it. Helena could tell when I was disguising a crisis. She said nothing. I watched her tussle with her emotions, then she dumped the baby in my arms and briefly put her arms around both of us. Since I was bigger, I was the one who received the kiss.
She had bustled off, busying herself while she came to terms with the problem, when we heard a tremendous racket outside in Fountain Court. I was on my feet before I remembered not to react too sharply in case Helena noticed my nervousness; in fact she was out on the porch ahead of me. Across the road Lenia, watched by a jeering group of her staff, was giving a foully obscene mouthful to none other than the jaunty Balbina Milvia.
When the girl saw us, she scuttled straight across. I waved to Lenia to let me handle it, and curtly nodded to Milvia to come up. We wheeled her into what passed for our ornamental salon and sat her down while we stood.
‘Oh, what a pretty baby!’ she gurgled, immune to hostility.
‘Helena Justina, take the baby to another room. I’ll not have my daughter contaminated by street grime.’
‘Falco, that’s a terrible thing to say,’ squeaked Milvia. Helena, set-faced, simply carried Julia off to her cradle. I waited for her return. Milvia stared at me, owl-eyed.
When Helena re-entered she looked even more angry than I was, ‘If you came here to see Petronius Longus, don’t waste your time, Milvia.’ I had rarely heard Helena so contemptuous. ‘He was badly beaten up this morning and has been taken to a safe house away
from your family.’
‘No! Is Petronius hurt? Who did it?’
‘A rabble sent by your husband,’ Helena explained coldly.
Milvia seemed not to take this in so I added, ‘Florius, in a touchy mood. This is your fault, Milvia.’
‘Florius wouldn’t –’
‘Florius just did. How does he know what’s going on? Did you tell him?’
Milvia faltered for once. She even blushed slightly. ‘I think it must have been Mother who mentioned it.’
I bit back an oath. This was why Rubella had been forced to suspend Petro; Flaccida was too dangerous, and it was her life’s work to cause trouble for the vigiles. ‘Well, that was a bad day’s work.’
‘I’m glad Florius knows!’ cried Milvia defiantly. ‘I want –’
‘What I am sure you don’t want,’ Helena cut in, ‘is to destroy Petronius Longus. He is already seriously injured. Face facts, Milvia. This can only make him consider what it is he wants. I can tell you the answer to that: Petronius wants his job back, and as a loving father he wants to be able to see his children again.’ I noticed that she had not mentioned his wife.
Milvia looked at us. She was hoping to find out where he was; she realised we were not intending to say. Used only to handing out orders, she was stuck.
‘Give Florius a message from me,’ I told her. ‘He made a mistake today. He had two free citizens beaten up, in my case without lasting effects but it happened in front of witnesses. So I have an aedile, a judge, and two senior centurions who will support me if I take Florius to court.’ Helena looked startled. I could not afford litigation; I would resent wasting my money, too. Still, Florius was not to know that. And as an informer I often did court work; at the Basilica there were barristers who owed me a few favours. I meant it when I told Milvia, ‘Your husband will come unstuck if I raise a compensation claim. Tell him if he bothers either Petronius or me again, I shall have no hesitation.’
Milvia had been brought up by gangsters. Although she pretended to know nothing about her background, she must have noticed that her relatives lived in a world that thrived on secrecy. The publicity of a court case was something her father had always shunned (at least until the case where Petronius had had him arraigned). Her husband was a novice in crime, but he lived obscurely too. He gambled, an activity based on hints and bluff, and was now involved with rack-rents; that relied on heavy threat, not open writs.
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