‘And how might chasing errant students in taverns in the dead of night help your career, rather than being Master of a new and wealthy College?’ asked Bartholomew with raised eyebrows. He was being unfair, he knew. There was more to Michael’s duties than policing the undergraduates, although keeping the rowdy, undisciplined students out of fights with the townspeople was vital to the smooth running of the town. Michael had amassed considerable power as the University’s Senior Proctor, and recently had started to undertake duties usually performed by the Chancellor himself – much to the offended disapproval of the Vice-Chancellor, who considered such duties should have been delegated to him.
‘I will be of more use to the Bishop while my attentions are not divided between his interests and those of a College,’ said Michael, favouring Bartholomew with a superior look. ‘He promised to look to my advancement when the time is right.’
‘And you trust him?’ asked Bartholomew dubiously. Bartholomew’s own experiences with the Bishop had taught him that although the Bishop was the spiritual leader of a large part of East Anglia, he had not attained his exalted position by being pleasant, honest and reliable. Bartholomew would not have trusted any promise made by the Bishop any more than he would one made by the Chancellor.
‘I do,’ said Michael firmly. ‘He needs me every bit as much as I need him. Since the Death, when he lost half his monks, he has been desperately short of intelligent, able men he can trust with his business. He cannot afford to lose someone like me.’
‘Modestly put, Brother,’ said Bartholomew drily. ‘Has he promised to make you Chancellor one day? Or is it his own position you crave?’
‘Either would do nicely, Matt,’ said Michael comfortably. He looked again at the clean yellow-white stone of Valence Marie. ‘This is a fine building,’ he said, almost wistfully.
Bartholomew agreed. ‘I heard that the election of Thomas Bingham as its new Master – after you declined the honour – was hotly contested,’ he said. ‘It all but tore the College in half.’
Michael’s eyes glittered as he recalled the intrigues and rumours that had abounded during the race to elect Valence Marie’s new Master. The previous incumbent had been sent to York in disgrace after some unsavoury business involving a fraudulent relic the previous year, and his unexpected departure – as much a shock to him as to his College – had thrown the Fellowship into disarray.
‘I heard that considerable sums of money changed hands before Bingham finally secured the majority of votes,’ said Michael somewhat gleefully. ‘Rumour has it that James Grene, his rival, is bitterly resentful.’
‘It will not be easy for Bingham to rule Valence Marie if it is so divided,’ said Bartholomew, wondering whether such a feat would be even remotely possible given the plotting and intrigues that festered and bubbled, even when a College or hostel was in a state of relative harmony, let alone when there was a serious division among members.
‘Quite,’ said Michael smugly. ‘Another reason for declining the Chancellor’s generous offer to have Valence Marie handed to me on a plate – neither Grene nor Bingham would have allowed me to run the College without fighting me at every turn, because they would have deeply resented my appointment. And on top of their ambitions, Valence Marie remains in turmoil over the bones Thorpe found last year. Some of the Fellows still think that the hand he dredged from the King’s Ditch was that of a saint.’
‘Thorpe is in no position to benefit from their loyalty,’ said Bartholomew, thinking of how the aloof Master had been transferred to a post at an obscure grammar school to punish him for his foolish belief in the bones’ authenticity. The new post had been ‘offered’ by the King himself, leaving Thorpe no choice but to pack up his belongings and go.
They stood for a moment longer, thinking about Thorpe and his relic, and then entered Valence Marie through its handsome front gate – Bartholomew with reluctance, Michael with a growing enthusiasm, fired by the discussion of the uncertain, insalubrious world of University politics.
The physician had just handed his soggy cloak and the three bottles of poisoned wine – he could hardly take them with him to the festivities in the hall and then the church, and there was no time to take them to Michaelhouse first – to a curious porter, when a messenger arrived, leaning breathlessly against the doorjamb. He was one of a family of tinkers who lived near the river and whose family Bartholomew had recently treated for winter fever. The tinker’s sharp eyes darted everywhere, taking in the elegant tapestries that hung on the walls in the entrance hall and the highly polished brass handles on the doors. Bartholomew wondered if he were sizing it up for a future burglary. Apparently, the porter thought the same, for he bundled the tinker out of the door and demanded to know his business.
‘Doctor Bartholomew,’ said the tinker, ignoring the porter and addressing the physician. ‘You are needed urgently at Master Constantine Mortimer’s house. He has been struck down with pains in the stomach and asks that you attend him immediately.’
‘But he is not my patient,’ said Bartholomew. ‘He is in the care of Father Philius. Do you know Philius? He is Master of Medicine at Gonville Hall. You need to contact him, not me.’
‘You are far too honest,’ said Michael reprovingly. ‘Go to Mortimer, man! He is one of the wealthiest merchants in the town and a burgess, too. He will pay you handsomely for making you miss the installation. To the Devil with Philius!’
‘I know Philius,’ said the tinker. ‘But he is unwell himself, and Mistress Mortimer told me to fetch you instead. You had better hurry, because she told me she thought he might be dying.’
‘It seems you are destined not to see Master Bingham take his oath of allegiance to Valence Marie, Matt,’ said Michael, trying to rub away the spatters of mud that clung around the hem of his fine new habit. He straightened and gave Bartholomew a wink, leaning forward to whisper conspiratorially. ‘You can always just come for the food later. That will be the best part anyway. I have been told there will be roast boar!’
Bartholomew did not much mind the summons that took him from the tedious Latin investiture ceremony to attend a patient, grateful for the excuse to escape yet more of what was going to be a lengthy occasion. He retrieved his cloak from the porter, and followed the tinker to Milne Street, where many of the wealthy town burgesses had their homes. Most of them would have been invited to the installation, and Bartholomew was sure that Master Mortimer must be ill indeed to pass up the opportunity of rubbing shoulders with some of the most influential men in the town.
Activity in Milne Street was, as usual, frenetic. Raised voices yelled the prices of this and that, and goods were being carried from the barges moored at the wharves on the river to the great storerooms in the merchants’ yards. Bartholomew saw wooden crates filled with clanking bottles from France, while Mortimer’s own cellars were being loaded with bulging sacks of flour brought from the arable lands around Lincoln to the north. Among it all, gulls screamed and squabbled for the rubbish along the river banks, and a dog barked furiously at a teetering pile of cloth bales behind which a rat had fled. The rain seemed to have had little effect on trade, and bargemen and apprentices alike seemed oblivious to their dripping hoods and sodden clothes.
When Bartholomew looked behind him for the tinker, he had disappeared, and the physician wondered with irritation whether one of his students was playing some kind of practical joke – Master Mortimer the baker was a far cry from the town’s poor that Bartholomew usually treated. But as he pondered, glancing around to see if he could detect any watching undergraduates, a woman darted out of Mortimer’s house and seized his arm.
‘Thank you for coming,’ she said. ‘My husband says he is dying and Father Philius cannot attend because he has an ague. If you had not come, we might have had to ask Robin of Grantchester!’
Her horrified expression, and the hush in her voice as she uttered the name, bespoke the trepidation many people felt for Cambridge’s only surgeon. Unlike physicians, who were Univ
ersity educated, surgeons were mere craftsmen. Robin of Grantchester was an insanitary individual, whose habit of demanding payment before treatment, to avoid the trouble of suing bereaved next of kin in the event of sudden death, did little to inspire confidence in his skills. While the duties of physicians and surgeons overlapped, their techniques and expertise seldom did. Unusually for a physician, Bartholomew regularly performed a number of basic surgical operations, which led him into bitter confrontations, both with his fellow physicians who deplored the use of surgery and with Robin who felt his trade was being poached.
Katherine Mortimer gabbled at him as she led the way through the bakery and up a wide flight of stairs to the living quarters on the upper floor. She was a pleasant woman with a kindly face and sad blue eyes, whom Bartholomew had known for years and liked. In fact, he liked her a good deal more than her husband, whose short temper and brutish behaviour made him generally unpopular with townsfolk and scholars alike.
‘All the apprentices are busy unloading the flour,’ said Katherine, ‘so I had to pay that tinker to act as messenger when Constantine told me he was dying and that I should summon help. I told the tinker not to go to Michaelhouse, but straight to Valence Marie, since all the Fellows of the University will be there today for the celebrations … well, not you now, I suppose–’
‘How long has your husband been ill?’ asked Bartholomew, as soon as he could slip a few words into her almost continuous nervous babble.
‘Since mid-morning,’ she replied, leading him along an attractive corridor with a floor of polished wood and colourful paintings on the walls. At the end was a large, masculine room containing a massive bed surrounded by curtains of a deep red velvet and several damp, smelly dogs. The room was quiet, yet was filled with people, like that of a dying statesman. Bartholomew looked about him uneasily, uncomfortable at the notion of treating a patient in front of such a large audience. He saw the nursemaid with Mortimer’s younger children gathered about her, all regarding him with frightened faces; the household priest knelt in a corner, his lips moving as he spoke soundless prayers; and a huddle of men, clearly Mortimer’s foremen and chief bakers, stood near the glazed window holding their hats awkwardly in their hands.
Since no one did anything other than gaze at him expectantly, Bartholomew took the initiative and strode across the room to the curtained bed, wondering whether he had already been called too late and the baker was already dead. His footsteps clattered on the wooden floor, sounding even louder in the silent room. He drew the thick material back, and peered inside.
Master Constantine Mortimer lay on the bed in a tangle of covers, his face unhealthily white and his balding pate covered with a sheen of sweat. Both hands were pressed firmly to his stomach. As he heard the curtains open, he looked up and glowered, but his expression softened when he saw Bartholomew. Weakly, he flapped a hand to indicate that the physician should come closer.
Bartholomew fought his way through the hangings, and sat on the edge of the bed. The ailing baker looked at him helplessly, the aggressive demeanour, which filled his family, his apprentices and a good many of his colleagues with fear, absent. Bartholomew leaned over and felt his forehead. It was cold and clammy. Then he felt the lifebeat in Mortimer’s wrist, assessing its strength and speed. It was steady, but rather faster than it should have been for a man of Mortimer’s age and size according to the guidelines established by the great Greek physician Galen. But, even so, Mortimer was not dying as everyone seemed to think.
‘The messenger said you had pains?’ whispered Bartholomew, not liking to speak too loudly in the reverently hushed chamber.
‘Terrible pains, Bartholomew,’ replied Mortimer hoarsely. ‘I am not long for this world.’
He hauled up the front of his expensive linen shirt, revealing a considerable expanse of white, jelly-like flesh for Bartholomew to inspect. Bartholomew rubbed his cold hands together in a vain attempt to warm them, and then gently palpated the baker’s abdomen, assuming his icy fingers rather than discomfort were responsible for the sharp intakes of breath on his patient’s part.
‘What have you eaten over the last day?’ Bartholomew asked, sitting back and replacing the shirt over the vast abdomen.
‘Why?’ whispered Mortimer, his face pale. ‘Was it the last meal I will have on Earth?’
‘You are not dying, Master Mortimer. You have just eaten something that has disagreed with you. What have you had since yesterday?’
In Bartholomew’s experience, patients stricken with stomach aches caused by over-indulgence usually required a moment to recall precisely what they had consumed, and then they often lied about it, embarrassed to admit to their gluttony. But Mortimer answered immediately and with great precision, suggesting that food was something he took very seriously.
‘Dinner last night was light – just a hare pie, venison cooked with cream, a loaf of barley bread and some egg custard to follow. I broke my fast with wine, a bowl of oatmeal, some bacon, a mess of eggs and fresh bread. Then, before I became ill, I had some fruit and a few of the cinnamon cakes my wife makes.’
Bartholomew gaped at him. ‘Do you always eat so heartily?’
Mortimer shot him a sharp look. ‘I told you, dinner was light last night. I have been saving myself for the installation feast today.’
Bartholomew sat back and considered. The man was clearly an habitual glutton and so his stomach cramps were unlikely to be caused by simple greed if his constitution was used to such vast quantities of food.
‘Have you eaten anything different over the last day – something you do not usually have?’
‘Only the fruit,’ said Mortimer. ‘And the sugared almonds.’
‘Do you usually avoid fruit?’
‘No,’ replied Mortimer. ‘I will eat most things.’ This Bartholomew could well believe. ‘But these fruits were special. Lemons from Spain.’
‘Lemons?’ queried Bartholomew, surprised. ‘At this time of year? In Cambridge?’
The Master Baker gave a superior smile. ‘They are very expensive so I would not expect a man of your meagre means to know. Thomas Deschalers, the grocer, sold some to me. I ate them quartered and dipped in fine white sugar.’
Bartholomew winced at the mere concept. ‘You ate raw lemons?’
Mortimer nodded, unaware of or indifferent to Bartholomew’s revulsion. ‘With sugar. I am told they are an acquired taste and should not be given to women or children lest they disturb the humours. I bought ten. I gave one to Edward, my eldest son, and I ate the rest myself.’
Bartholomew shuddered, his teeth on edge. ‘I have been to Spain and the people there cook lemons or use the juice for drinking with water. I have never seen anyone eat one raw – sugar or not – and certainly not nine at once. Their juice is sour and has probably upset the balance in your stomach.’
‘But Thomas Deschalers said nothing of this,’ protested Mortimer. ‘He said the King has lemons at his table – and what is good enough for the King is good enough for me. I named my first son after the King, you know.’ He gave Bartholomew an ingratiating smile that vanished as he was racked with a spasm of his gripes. Bartholomew poked his head through the curtains and asked Katherine to fetch warm milk from the kitchen.
She glanced towards the bed, as if trying to see through the thick hangings to where her husband lay like a beached whale. ‘Will he live?’
Bartholomew smiled reassuringly. ‘He is not dying.’
She regarded him uncertainly. ‘Are you sure? He told me he was breathing his last.’
‘It is just indigestion from the lemons. It can be very painful,’ he added when he saw her uncertainty change to anger.
‘Indigestion?’ she repeated in disbelief. ‘He said he was on his deathbed and had me summon all these people. Now you tell me it was his greed with those wretched lemons? I told him to peel them first but he would insist that he knew best!’
With some difficulty, Bartholomew managed to interrupt her tirade and send her for
the milk. When it arrived, he added a small amount of finely ground chalk powder and some laudanum. After the potion had been swallowed to the last drop, he untangled the bedclothes and made his patient comfortable for the deep sleep he knew would soon come.
‘I feel better already,’ murmured Mortimer gratefully. ‘The terrible burning has eased. I will have words with Deschalers about those lemons. I wonder how the King’s constitution deals with such sour foods. He must be a strong man indeed.’
‘I am sure his constitution is nothing compared to yours,’ said Bartholomew ambiguously, helping Mortimer to ease further down the bed.
Mortimer closed his eyes drowsily, but then opened them again and fixed the physician with a hard stare. ‘Your reputation belies your abilities, Bartholomew. It is said you indulge in surgery and I was expecting to be sliced open like a pig in order to be cured of my pains, but you have been as gentle with me as a mother with a new-born babe. My only complaint is that your hands are as cold as those of a corpse. Buy some gloves, man!’
Bartholomew nodded vaguely and began to buckle his bag as he prepared to leave. Mortimer reached out and rested a moist, flabby hand on his wrist.
‘I am quite serious, Bartholomew,’ the baker insisted. ‘You will kill someone with shock one day if you continue to place them on bare flesh in so reckless a manner. I have some gloves you can buy. Katherine!’
‘No, please, I–’ began Bartholomew. But it was too late. Katherine was dispatched for the gloves and Bartholomew’s protestations that he did not want any were overridden.
‘Look on them as a tool of your trade,’ preached Mortimer condescendingly. ‘A physician with cold hands is about as desirable as a baker who dribbles in his dough. Ah, here is Katherine with the gloves. Choose a pair, Bartholomew. I will make you a good deal.’
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