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by John Higham


  “Someone’s building an ark.” I had already gotten up and was sneaking a look out, but saw nothing. We gathered ourselves together and looked out into the pouring rain. “What is it you want to do in Milan?” September asked.

  “Catch a train to Venice,” I answered. I knew there were wonderful museums in Milan, but Jordan was getting museum weary; we were budgeting our museum time for the Vatican.

  It was a 15-minute walk from the campground to the metro station in the pouring rain, and our umbrellas were no match for the deluge. Yet Katrina and Jordan failed to notice because they were so engrossed in hobbling along with their one crutch each and chatting about the plot of the latest comic book Jordan was creating. After nearly four months of being on the road, nothing seemed to faze them. This is a really annoying quality; you want to be miserable, but those around you refuse to yield their sunny dispositions.

  Staying in Venice proper would have approached $200 per night, and that was if we could find accommodations. For about $40, we could pitch our tent in Fusina, a short five-minute walk from the ferry terminal, then another 20 minutes on the ferry to Venice. We had just recently retrieved our tent from Zermatt. In the weeks we had been without it, when we stayed at campgrounds we got a cabin. Now that Katrina was out of her cast, the idea was to get back on budget, which meant sleeping in the tent. Yet, while I was standing in line at the reservations counter in Fusina, I hoped with every fiber of my soul that they had a trailer or cabin available. I tried to approach this subject delicately. “I sure am glad it stopped raining.”

  “Yes, but it still looks like it’ll be unsettled for a few days,” September replied.

  She was playing right into my hands. “Yeah.” I let out a long breath. Then I said, “The ground sure looks soggy. I guess it was raining as hard here as it was in Milan.”

  The subtlety cracked. September had been holding our tent but at that moment she thrust it into my arms and with a wicked smile exclaimed, “Sleep in it, wimp!”

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  There are only two things you need to know to be a civil engineer. First, you can’t push a rope. Go to the 360 Degrees Longitude Google Earth layer to discover the second one. Then, try to not think about how many times a toilet flushes somewhere in Venice on your visit to San Marco Basilica at high tide.

  The weather gave us a reprieve as we strolled the narrow walkways of Venice. September and I were in awe of the city’s history, the Venetian architecture, and the romance of the gondolas, even though we were too cheap to actually ride in one.

  I looked at the gondolas and remembered the advice my friend Al had once given me about his time in Venice. He had cautioned, “The gondolas are expensive, but cheaper than the alternative.” He explained that when he and his wife, Rania, were in Venice he balked at the cost of a gondola. But after years of feeling guilty for denying her the experience, he ultimately took her to the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas to make it up.

  After being solicited about a dozen times by men in ridiculous black-and-white striped outfits, I turned to September. “It is our only chance. What do you say—should we spend the hundred and fifty euros?”

  She choked back a laugh. “Are you kidding? We can take the water bus down the Grande Canal for about a fiftieth of that!”

  That’s my girl! But I didn’t want to suffer Al’s fate, so I pressed, “But we don’t get the guy singing to us.”

  She rolled her eyes. “I would pay extra not to be serenaded.”

  Which is exactly how I felt. You need to be careful who you marry, because you’ll end up just like them.

  To a kid, however, the highlights of Venice are the pigeons and the gelato. Just not at the same time. As I sat on a bridge, looking up something in our guidebook, Jordan read over my shoulder, as a serenading gondola operator passed underneath the bridge. Jordan’s face brightened and, grabbing the book from my hands, he ran to his sister, shouting, “Hey, Katrina! It says here that Venice has the seventh-best gelato in all of Italy!”

  Suddenly there was purpose in Katrina and Jordan’s existence. Being in Venice means being lost, as the “streets” are impossibly narrow and all look alike. Looking for Italy’s seventh-best gelato was apparently a common tourist activity, because all we had to do was show a local resident our guidebook, open it up to the page with the sidebar, and they would smile and point us in the right direction.

  Italy’s seventh-best gelato was pure heaven on earth. I could only imagine what the first through sixth must be like, but that would have to wait for another trip.

  We would have traded all the pigeons in San Marco Basilica for more time in Venice, but our pace needed to quicken. By the time we arrived in Rome, we had made the decision to hit the highlights as quickly as possible and then do the same for Pompeii and get ourselves to Turkey. Italy was turning out to be more expensive than we had estimated, as was the whole of Europe, which was in no small part due to the change of plans after Katrina’s broken leg. Turkey, we expected, would be easier on our budget.

  We had arranged to have a package of books sent to Antonili, a friend of a friend in Rome. As we got ready to go into the city to meet her, September asked, “What are you doing with that?”

  “It is called a backpack,” I said. “You put stuff into it. I thought we’d need an empty one for the books.”

  “Not the backpack, the shirt. You aren’t going to wear that, are you? You haven’t worn it for ages and now when we’re about to meet someone for the first time you pick that out of your suitcase? She’s going to introduce herself and then order a cheeseburger.”

  “It’s hot today. I haven’t worn it because it was too cold in Switzerland and then it was raining so much. Now it’s sunny and hot, and there’s nothing wrong with this shirt.” I started to smooth out my shirt to demonstrate how stylish it was. “I can’t believe it! There’s a hole in this already.”

  “Just to show you what a good wife I am,” September said, reaching for her needle and thread, “I’ll mend your shirt so you can wear it.” September had learned long ago that I am a danger to myself with sharp objects.

  After we met Antonili, our mobile library made a beeline for Vatican City, arguably one of the most influential seats of power in the last two millennia. But who needs history after a shipment of new books? Katrina had just received book two in a long, involved trilogy and Jordan a thick new comic book. They simply sat on the floor in St. Peter’s Basilica and read, although we did make them look up in the Sistine Chapel. Then it was time for the museum.

  I had been talking up the Vatican museum for a couple of years. “Maps of course haven’t always looked like this,” I’d said, pointing to our giant wall map that we used for planning before we left. “In the Vatican, there are maps and globes that date back to Christopher Columbus.” Now we could study how our perception of the world has evolved over the last 500 years.

  I knew much less about other parts of the Vatican museum. For instance, many, many statues on display were missing an important body part. A nose, or a finger, or a hand, or even a head. More often than not, they were also missing a penis. That raised the question as to why all the statues were male and nude in the first place. And those statues that had all their important bits looked as though they could benefit from the medication that I find advertised in my e-mail spam folder. I thought it might be some Freudian commentary on celibate priests, but I kept those thoughts to myself. Jordan did wince and hold his crotch every time we walked past a eunuch statue.

  “Easy there, Little Dude,” I said. “You’re safe as long as you’re with me.”

  “Shush!” Jordan exclaimed, while hitting me in the arm.

  “I don’t get art,” I said to Jordan, pointing to a pedestal. “You’d think the missing body parts were simply damage, but that doesn’t explain this one.”

  There were some toes on a pedestal that was clearly set up to display a full-sized statue, but, the only thing on it w
ere some toes. Not even an entire foot. At least humor me with a statue.

  “It seems to be missing its body,” Jordan noted.

  We spent the rest of the day trying to one-up each other’s art jokes.

  • • •

  History is a fickle friend. And foe. The people of Pompeii—how many died? Maybe 20,000, or even 50,000? All those people got up one morning worrying about their jobs, or their kids’ health, or the neighbor’s dog who barked all night, and by the end of the day they were all dead.

  Pompeii was a must-see ever since September and I read Richard Harris’s Pompeii. The city of Pompeii was a huge, bustling port city buried by Mount Vesuvius, located across the Bay of Naples, when the mountain erupted on August 24, A.D. 79.

  On top of my agenda was to swing by the brothel, but it was closed. By this I mean the brothel ruins in Pompeii, which hasn’t been opened for business in two millennia. I wanted to visit the archaeological site, but it was roped off.

  In Pompeii it’s possible to see many aspects of Roman life on display in suspended animation. “Times have changed,” I said, looking at a bas-relief in the House of the Vetti. Compared to the statues and paintings of naked men in the Vatican, the statues and paintings of naked men in Pompeii looked like they all OD’d on the medication that I find in my e-mail spam folder. “We’ve been noticing differences in people as we’ve traveled from place to place, but here we can see differences in people over time.”

  “Time has changed nothing!” September exclaimed, looking at the same bas-relief. “Men are still enamored with their private parts.”

  There are many places within the city where we came across plaster casts of people where they died, with expressions of agony clearly visible on their faces. One such place is known as the Garden of the Fugitives; we studied a cast of a man as he lay on the ground with his arm over a woman and child, as if he was trying to protect them.

  “I wonder if history would have turned out any differently if Pompeii hadn’t been destroyed,” said September. “If all those people had been allowed to lead normal lives and pass their DNA to the next generation, what would be different today?”

  “Hard to imagine,” I said. “Would the Roman Empire have played out in largely the same manner, with Constantine converting to Christianity? The world as we know it would be vastly different otherwise.”

  “Maybe. It’s interesting to think about,” September said. “I remember reading in Jordan’s Horrible History books that toward the end of World War I a grenade exploded in a foxhole with seven German soldiers in it, six of whom died. The seventh was Adolf Hitler and he barely had a scratch. How different history would have been if that had ended differently.”

  To see the entire city of Pompeii would take days, but it is possible to take in the highlights in a few hours. Jordan’s attention span for this sort of activity was about 30 minutes, so we put him up to the task of moving a specific pinecone from one end of the city to the next without using his hands.

  Jordan’s Journal, September 24

  I played the Pompeii Pinecone Challenge. I kicked a pinecone, like a soccer ball, all the way through Pompeii. I had to make sure it didn’t go over any fences, and I had to figure out a way to get it up the stairs. The scariest part of the challenge was when a stray dog wanted to play “fetch” with the pinecone. When I would kick it, the dog would fetch it, and then he would chew on it. Finally, we gave the dog some bread so he would forget about the pinecone.

  When we got back from Pompeii to Sorrento, where we were staying, we found it had been transformed in the hours while we were in Pompeii. Merchants had their wares out on tables to the edge of the street. Pedestrians were out in huge numbers, engaged in vigorous hand-to-hand conversation.

  I nudged Katrina. “Watch people as they talk to each other.” We had been people watching throughout Italy, but the warm summer night and the sea breeze coming off the Mediterranean seemed to make the scene more Italian, with people practically bumping noses as they talked.

  “So do force fields get smaller than six inches?” Jordan asked.

  “Nah. Six inches is as small as they come,” I replied with vacant authority.

  We had started our twelve-month around-the-world trip in Europe for a reason: to get into the rhythm of traveling in a place where it was easy to find a rhythm. You can expect things to work. Things like the rail system, or the phones. You can eat a salad at a restaurant or drink the water coming out of the tap and expect not to get sick. Stuff that, as Americans, we simply took for granted. That night before we left Sorrento, I fretted sleeplessly just as I had before we left California.

  OUT OF OUR COMFORT ZONE

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  September 25–October 13

  The Planet of Turkey, with a Dash of Greece

  Thirty-six hours after leaving Pompeii, we found ourselves sitting in the main cabin of an all-night island-hopping ferry leaving Athens, Greece. An elderly woman about 200 pounds overweight went up and down the aisles singing at the top of her very capable lungs. No one paid her any attention, because she seemed the most sane person in the crowd. This was our first experience with Greeks in large numbers. I was reminded of a scene from the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding in which a lamb is being roasted in the front yard, except we were missing the guy with the bottle of Windex.

  Pulling out of port we had to leave behind any notion that we could ever blend in again. Our Northern European skin and hair betrayed the fact that we were not members of the surrounding clan; two little girls, about ages four and five, stood staring at me through wide and unblinking eyes, mouths so agape that I could scrutinize their dental work.

  Although we could no longer blend in, fitting in seemed within reach—at least in the midst of a ship full of Greeks. Surveying the scene before me, I could not help but sit back and fully relax for the first time in ages, realizing that my noisy children and our tendency to spread our belongings out for all to trample would not raise an eyebrow. Throughout Europe I had felt like we were water buffalo stampeding through a delicately constructed society.

  But no worries here; people were setting up little fiefdoms throughout the cabin, with blankets on the floor, sleeping bags, pillows, boom-boxes, and all manner of stuff. Each fiefdom had its own crowd and they all seemed to be making political ties with the neighboring tribes.

  This wasn’t some college student’s coming-of-age drinking party, either. With each tribe having its share of kidlets, aunts, uncles, and cousins, this was an affair the entire family could enjoy. While nobody was roasting a lamb on board, it looked like all the maternal types had brought a potluck dish to share.

  “I thought we’d try and find a quiet corner of the deck and try to sleep,” I said. “But I don’t think this deck comes with a quiet corner.”

  September gave me a mischievous look. “Well, then … when in Rome, do as the Romans. When on a party boat, party. Did you bring the Bundt cake?”

  • • •

  We were dumped unceremoniously on a Greek island I had never heard of at 3:30 in the morning. The Greek party boat sailed onward into the night toward its final destination. Rumor had it that at dawn we could catch another boat to Çesme on the mainland of Turkey, 30 or so minutes away.

  Ordering a round of hot chocolates gave us, I assumed, the privilege of sitting at a table in an outside café overlooking the pier; we waited to see what might happen when the sun rose. I thought for sure that the kids would fold their arms on the table, put their heads down, and collapse, but they both put their books in front of them and nursed their hot drinks.

  Thus composed, I spent a few hours contemplating what it meant to leave easy, predictable Europe. Ahead of us were a few weeks in Turkey, then the Arabian Peninsula, Africa, East Asia, and eastward. In Europe it was possible to blend in with the local population; going forward, this was simply not possible. With disconcerting news stories filling up my e-mail inbox from well-meaning friends,
I was not feeling completely confident about setting foot in this new land. It was beyond dispute that folks in most of the Middle East were not too keen on Americans at the moment. There was the wretched war going on in neighboring Iraq, and as hard as I tried to wish it away, every morning when I woke it was still there. Whispers of doubt echoed in my mind: “You are all walking targets.” What was I getting my family into?

  Yet, we were on this trip to get past the stereotypes and prejudices in order to “know” and “experience.” But talking the talk is one thing; it was now time to walk the walk. I looked at my children lost in their books in the predawn hours. I was envious. They didn’t feel my anxiety, because they weren’t encumbered by the stereotypes of my generation. I simply had to appear completely confident, even though I wasn’t.

  While I was lost in my thoughts, another ferry arrived and with it, a young Turkish woman named Dilara. She asked if she could sit at our table, explaining that it was, of course, rather dangerous for her to sit alone outside in the dark, in “the West.”

  “Of course!” September answered, as she pulled a chair up to our table. “Can I offer you something to drink?”

  September excels at extracting life stories from the unsuspecting. Maybe it was because being lost in their books, Katrina and Jordan never entered or otherwise aborted the conversation. Or, maybe it was just because I was too tired to take one of my normal “wireless walks” where I wander off looking for an unsecure Wi-Fi network. Whatever the reason, I was able to quietly observe an artist practice her craft and I would grunt approval or disapproval when prompted by the Lean, Mean, Talking Machine.

  Dilara was returning home to Turkey with only hours to spare before her student visa expired. “Some of my family disapproves of my studying in Europe,” she explained. “But I want a career in which I can meet lots of different people and do something important.” She explained that she loved studying in Europe, even though she bristled at the idea of the upcoming “ascension” talks for Turkey to be admitted into the E.U. “As if Turkey needs to ‘ascend’ to Europe!” Then she added, as if an afterthought, “I simply must make it to Turkey today; otherwise my student visa will be lost. Do you know when the Çesme ferry leaves?”

 

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