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Hi Lovely,
Aside from your beautiful green eyes, I enjoyed reading about you. You're just full of zest, and seemingly happy times. That's quite nice, and it keeps you young. I do not think that we're a match, though it's no harm in writing, while throwing some "props" your way. Lovely ladies should know they are appreciated. You are beautiful.
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You seem like a queen I always looked for ! I have always wanted to be with a geek who is fully figured like yourself! You are hot! Give a reply!
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Hi!
I saw your pic and and thought yes I must say hi and introduce my self. you look like a girl I would like to know. I am not eactly sure what is on my profile ( this is the first time i have been on this site since last jan, i was in a relationship untill a couple of months ago) so I may repeat some things that are on there.
I am in the IT field, currently unemployed after my place of business closed. I am going to school for my second degree, making something good out of a bad situation :-)
I would love to send you a pic, but dont know how so to descibe myself i am 6 foot, abt 180 lbs, sholder length dark hair, hazel eyes, and im white. You look like the kind of woman I would really enjoy.
I enjoy movies, concerts, music, reading and video games.
Would love to here more about you and if you have any questionas about me please feel free to ask. I am honest and you can't offend me :-) You can contact me though here, or if you want to you can e-mail me. I look forward to hearing from a pretty girl like you.
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hi! whats up how are you? youre pretty cute! want to chat? where ya located? what is you're name? pics re great! Good job being pretty!
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I find you absolutely alluring. I think you are pretty, curvy, sensual and above all else, you are intelligent. I find that wildly attractive and look forward to a possible oppertunity to get to know you. I love someone i can talk to candidly, enjoy conversing on a level that few seem to acheive. I hope this note finds you well and that perhaps soon i might hear from you.
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I LIKE YOU LOT!
Hello Beautiful! How are you doing ? Hope you are enjoying your nice wonderful day!
I do have a nice job and life. I wanted to talk to you and get to know more about you. Where are you from? What is your employment? I have more to share if you are interested after reading my profile and my details. I am originally from INDIA but mostly lived all over Europe, studied in Scotland and mostly in Amsterdam, london. Now i am here with my fav job that i love in the crazy corporate world.
I am very down to earth simple straight, very open, very romantic and speak openly. Thats me. I am serious when it comes to life but very down to earth laid back after work jogging around the park or streets or lay on my coach and feet on coffee table or enjoy a nice coffee at starbucks or enjoy a nice book at borders.
I am looking for a nice trustworthy loving caring romantic girl who can share a beautiful smile to cheer me up and spoil me nice cuddles and kisses. I am sure it is not too much to ask.a nyway, thats little about me. Tell me about you! Who are you?
if you are interested and would love to talk. welcome to accept my offer for a nice coffee or dinner or walk in cold lol :) or even a movie
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Nice smiel! How are you tonight? I would like to chat with you and get to know you. I live in this beautiful citty almost as beautiful as you for about 7 years of my life. I moved hear about 12 years ago. If you would like to chat and get to know each other just let me know. You have beautiful pictures. I hope you have a great night and thank you for your time, pretty woman.
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Hiya!
I think you are cute and HOT! :) Have a funtastic weekend! When you get home, tell me how HOT you were. Send me pics!
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Hey there...I saw u were on my quiver match...thought you were hella cute and what not.....thought I would hit ya up... im 30/m/straight. I am a huge music fan.....and very tall :) I am 6'5 210 pounds or so. Anyways, I would like to learn more about ya and maybe talk on yahoo messenger for awhile and see if we click? U down?
thanks and have a great day!
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hey baby how are you! i really think your the most gorgeous girl Ive seen! hit my cell up. send a picture of yourself. [number redacted]. I'm located in st Louis Missouri....but I'm originally from California. id love to meet you and get to know you. i am wanting to know everything about you. id love to know what you enjoy do u like to cook what is your favorite thing to prepare. what drives you ...I'm very intelligent lovely sweet and there's not a mean bone in me i really want someone who can keep my attention do u think your it if u are i think u should write me back so we can start getting to know each other. id really love that
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Profile is to cute for words. You seem to be a women who knows exactly what she wants. So why still single, pretty girl?
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You sound and look AWESOME! :) Hit me back, pretty girl!
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You're really pretty!!!! Maybe we can get to know each other???
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So... You did catch my attention, physically.... And, we seem to be insanely compatible on a few different levels. One of them was in the 90th percentile! ;-)
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Simply lovely, alluring, and shiney. Stop by my place n lemme know if you see anything you like. Peace.
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Hi,
I am couldn't help noticing your elegant smile. You seem to live in a wonderfully intriguing world of your own. I would like to know more about you. How's your day, beautiful?
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WAZ UP I,M 24 BUT U CAN GET IT I’M ALWAYS UP FOR PRETTY GIRL LIKE U.
Knock You Up
Who knew this was a thing? Well, these fourteen guys, and no doubt plenty of others.
I'm a little amazed how many of these are obviously cut and paste jobs. Some poor guys who are absolutely desperate to knock someone up without taking any responsibility for his kid obviously spends their nights cutting and pasting the same message to every single new woman who joins the site. Otherwise, they wouldn't have to ask about things like age, race, or marital status. You'll find at least one of these guys on every site in every city.
I've received messages from old men who thought they deserved a girl their granddaughter's age, fundamentalist Christians who want to know if I swallow, and men who were sure my tits were so nice because I was nursing, so would I mind letting them drink from the tap? None of them weird me out as much as these guys. There's something super creepy about not only wanting anonymous sex, but also insisting the woman should be honored to raise your kid with no help from you. It makes me wonder if these are potbellied guys who carry chloroform in their fanny packs just in case they spy the right woman innocently buying a latte across the street.
Look, if you really want to pass on your genes without taking any responsibility for your offspring, make a donation to a sperm bank. There are so many levels of creepy entitlement here. Hey, I'm a white guy, so I have a right to fuck you, knock you up, and never talk to you again. Because I'm white! (Amazingly, Black, Asian, and Hispanic guys never send me these messages. Go figure.) If you're not in the market for a deadbeat dad, a lot of these walking bundles of entitlement are willing to compromise and merely fuck you without condoms or STI testing, so long as you don't tell them you're on any birth control. It ruins their rush.
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Are you a single woman that wants to have a baby? Are you the independent type that doesn't need a man in her life?
Maybe you are a little older and the biological clock is ticking, but there is no husband in sight?
Are you a married woman that can't seem to get pregnant because of your husband's low sperm count, and artificial insemination is not in the budget or doesn't sound appealing?
Maybe you have a boy friend and he won't commit to marriage, but you know that he will be a great father
once prospect of fatherhood is staring him in the face?
Whatever your motivation to have a baby, I can help. Whether you want just one child, or eventually want more, I am can help you fulfill that dream of being a mother. I am healthy, educated, intelligent, and potent. My potency was confirmed when I helped a woman have a little baby boy last year. She is thrilled.
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Please be real, as I am. No fakes, no BS. Please respond with a brief description of yourself and your exact situation, and know your cycle as I would like to do this in August or September. Put "I am ready" in the subject line, so I know that you are not spam. I am ready to make you pregnant as soon as you ovulate.
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I can pumped your mouth, ass, and pussy full of sperm. You would get pregnant. LOL.
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I wanna b there for my girl since the moment she tells me she's pregnant and from then on and hopefully she'll go easy on me anyway I can just keep on going like the energizeer bunny, but I think I'll stop now so I can have something to talk about if you and I ever meet u so don't be shy and drop me a line sexy bye muawh muawh!!! Ps send some real pics n no lame girls advertazing some sex sites cuz they have pics there keep it real or don't bother.
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I'm a young white male in decent shape. I'm not a creeper or trashy for that matter. STD Free Drug Free NSA. I'm looking for anything from a one night stand to a friends with benefits scenario with a pregnant woman. I find pregnant women gorgeous. I can host if planned. If you need I can make you pregnant and will be a FWB through your entire pregnancy.
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PLEASE CONTACT ME . I AM MWM/55/5 CUT.WOULD LOVE TO SATISFY YOU DRINK YOUR MILK/TASTE YOUR JUICES CAN KNOCK U U
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39 mwm looking to milk your breasts. When my wife was pregnant I loved sucking and playing with her milk filled breasts and would like to experience it again. Please be real and I am not looking to have sex just breast play. Please reply with "milk" in the subject line so I know you are not a bot.
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I want you to have my baby. Plain and simple. I want a baby and I'm lookin for a lady friend that wants the same. We can do it on a regular basis till you get pregnant. Looking to start tonight.
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I am looking for a woman who loves the feeling of a hard bare cock inside her and getting pumped full of hot cum. Love the feeling and thrill of cumming inside a bare unprotected pussy, especially if there is a risk that you may get preg. Would love to find a women who wants to get pregnant as well.
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I am 32yrs broad shoulder athletic build. Thick 7.5" shaved/trimmed cock. Intelligent, professional very clean swm, nonsmoker, drug/disease free and hiv-. Prefer women who are shaved or trimmed close. Age/body type not a big issue, as I am also attracted to mature and curvier women as well. Love making sure you are totally satisfied. Looking to give u a baby maybe FWB until you show.
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I guess this qualifies as the ultimate casual encounter....but if you are need of some extra sperm, I might be willing to comply. Let me know your situation and we can go from there. I'm 6ft swm, smart, attractive....alternatively, if you simply love the feeling of warm cum, I'd be able to assist there too.
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Are there any ladies, or couples, are having trouble getting pregnant? Do you want a white, tall child with blonde hair and fair eyes? How about intelligence and some athleticism(though no professional here)? If so, then look no further, for I am good looking, 6', blonde hair, green eyes, and willing to donate my sperm to any ladies interested. It has always been a fantasy of mine to know that there are (or may be) children of mine running about it the world, I guess you could call it a genetic fetish, lol. Anyways, if this is what you guys need or are looking for, I would be honored to help you in your desire. I do not want any involvement after the deed is done, I just want to do the impregnation, and never look back to it, so I would prefer strong, independant women or a couple who is having trouble. I will give you my pic once you confirm you are real and serious, hope you hear from you soon.
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Are you an attractive, petite woman under 30 who would like to become pregnant with the understanding of NSA? Or are you such a young woman who just occasionally have an itch you want to scratch with the complexities of a relationship and prefer an older male who doesn't have the immaturity of younger men? Perhaps I can help. Respond with accurate photo(s) and let's see what works out. Must be drug and disease free. No heavy drinkers.
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I may be willing to provide you some baby batter if the situation makes sense. Let me know your story and we can go from there. Alternatively, if you simply love the feeling of warm cum squirting inside you, that can also work. SWM here who only desires white females for this encounter. Smart, attractive, successful...your baby will be too!
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Are you looking for a d/d free(tested), experienced, discreet male to give you pleasure & get you preg-NSA. 42,cleancut, rugged. Take charge, no nonsense Alpha Male. Age, race not important BUT being d/d free & mature, responsible in your behavior and outlook is important. Can chat via yahoo/msn to establish comfort/trust/rapport before meeting. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. 100% real and serious here
It's Not Innuendo
Y'know, there's a certain honesty to the "sup u? wanna hit this?" messages. They know what they want, they don't waste my time, and they don't pretend to be something they're not.
The fake innuendo guys, on the other hand, get on my nerves. You can tell they think they're being super clever by oh so subtly suggesting maybe I'm the kind of girl who at least gives handies on the first date, but they won't come out and say that. Oh, no. Instead, they resort to what they think is innuendo.
Guys, seriously, telling her you're good with your hands isn't innuendo. If you've already offered to send a photo of your cock, backing off and suggesting Pinball as a date is just weird. And guys, I promise, your rhymes aren't half as clever as you think they are.
I appreciate some good flirting. Sadly, you won't find any here. I'm not sure which is worse - their crimes against the English language or the fact that they all seem so smarmily proud of themselves. These are the kind of guys who brag about their prowess with their fleshlights.
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You asked for it!
Ok, I can't see your photos because I'm as blind as a proverbial bat, and fondling the screen just isn't getting it done. Oh, I do hope that I make a few typos in this message to evoke at least one maniacal laugh in hopes of terrifying your neighbors. I got several good belly laughs out of your profile. You certainly sound like a handful or five, and would more than likely induce a guy to wish he had been born to this life as a Human-Octopus hybrid. Actually, that could have multiple benefits... Being able to make an effort at handling you, and having little or no difficulty getting hired for parts in horror movies. Hmm, Octo Sapiens; The man who truly is all hands. Can you just imagine the potential birth defects? One bad gene in his jeans and he could make a fortune in the porn industry. Now introducing... Herbie Extendo. Hey, it's nice to meet you textually. Want to find out what a blind man can do with his hands?
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Good Evening Miss,
How are you?
Please forgive me if this is not your scene at all, but do you enjoy playing with unusual and exotic yet deliciously tactile items?
I have a suggestion you might find arousing...would you like to hear? Even if its only to laugh at it?
Ps. you have a wonderful womanly effulgence about you... :)
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Uh, it appears we match very high on sex questions..... which means you are a freak!.. LOL That's what I have been told, so..... lets hit it! Coffee?
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Hey there...What are you up to this evening? Show me your tits and I’ll show you my dick. You’ve never seen one like it. Trust me. I really liked your profile. You look hot and fun. Pinball sounds like a fun first date!
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I just wanted
to say; I like your profile. Especially the photos (how did you get the Trill markings? If you did it by hand must have been time consuming.) Do they go all the way down? I’ve always wondered if trill marks go on the inside or the outside of the thighs. If you’re shaved do the marks go around the outside or do they create a landing strip to lead me inside?
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Hola! Hi, just wanted to see if you wanted to talk. :-) 3 random facts about yourself? Cup size? Last song you heard? Thong size? Last thing that made you smile? Favorite position?
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You seem very confident and are verrry sexy. Tell me how you like it. I can do it one better.
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My face is clean shaven. However, I have a very hairy chest. And a certain affinity for bigger gals that tend to wear dresses. Any underwear under there?
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You should be an English teacher. I would have paid more attention in English class, If I would have known that my grasp of the English language, or lack thereof, would get me laid, or not. I wonder what Darwin would say about this will affect the future of human evolution.
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