If you're interested in pub trivia, that's something we have a lot of. (Pardon me: that's something of which we have a lot.) Right now, I'm doing it once or twice a week, including this one.
Also, game nights are a big activity for me. Settlers of Catan is usually just the warm-up.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to learning more about you. Where are you from originally? From where did you get your degrees?
Let me know if you'd like to meet over an amusing meal. I'm happy to oblige. And feel free to ask me anything that piques your interest from my profile. Or anything you might imagine to be the case. I imagine that you have a vivid imagination.
Have fun. Take care! Talk to you soon, I hope.
The Good Ones: Best of Zombies
The Criminal Mastermind ad wasn't my only attempt at mixing things up while keeping it geeky. Reading through chapters like WWJD...With His Cock could give you an unfortunately biased view of the dating pool. Therefore, I once more want to share some absolutely excellent examples of first contact emails.
These guys can write, are interesting, and clearly paid attention to my profile. I was utterly delighted to hear from every single one of them. After some email correspondence, few of these awesome messages resulted in actual dates due to heavy smoking, too much of an age difference, conflicting ideological views, them being married, or a lack of similar interests outside zombies. This surprised me. I had a lot better luck with the Evil Overlord challenge. You're welcome to contemplate why overlords seeking a nemesis were better at dating than zombie lovers.
However, I want to make it clear to the world that even if you list very specific requirements, there are people out there who really can fulfill them. I only had this version of my profile up for a few days. Imagine if I'd left it that way for a few months. I might still be slogging through undead hordes. Be bold. Be daring. Be funny. If you really put yourself out there, the worst that can happen is you'll get a couple random dick pics. You were going to get those anyway, so go ahead and take a chance.
Here's what I got when I challenged random strangers to send me a well written explanation of how they'd survive a zombie apocalypse.
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You had me at Zombie Apocalypse
Ok, terrible way to start off introducing yourself to a woman, but damnit I'm doing it. So I have a friend that is aware of my love for all things Zombie who bought me the Zombie Survival Handbook, must have. Also, in the last apartment that I lived in with this friend and her boyfriend, we had several conversations on "What if scenarios" to deal with Zombie Infestations, that got as detailed as getting in the truck and driving down the ilses (I'm sure I screwed up the spelling on that royally) of the local Kroger "shopping" for supplies.
Ok, sorry about the geek out there, but I hope it was enjoyed. The truly sad thing is, while the last apartment I lived in could have been a fortress. My current one is a death trap with lots of nice big windows on the first floor.
I appreciate the desire for people that can actually talk, or I guess in this case type. I know that people have become so, over saturated?, with texting that its spilled into every form of conversation. Although I still chuckle from time to time when my friend randomly says to do I D K my B F F Jill
So, I'm sure that's enough to scare off any truly sane woman, and if you have read this far you must be interested to some extent. So why don't you tell me about yourself? You were fairly vague outside of the fact that you aren't afraid of interesting cuisine.
I hope to hear from you soon, and hope this finds you well.
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Hi!
I saw your profile and had to compliment it. It's ironic that you should mention surviving "the zombie apocalypse", because it often seems as if most of the postings are written by brain-dead automatons recently resurrected by a voodoo priestess. I generally scan for their entertainment value and unintentional insights their authors provide of themselves. Often the ads there are better than even the satires found on the Onion.
But as I said, your post was exceptional. Exceptionally intelligent and intriguing.
Handy thing to remember during the Zombie Apocalypse: insect repellent. I'm not sure if the "plague" can be spread through mosquitoes, but if other blood-borne pathogens like malaria can be, then can the zombie-flu be far behind?
I’m very interested in finding out more about you. Favorite books, films, experiences, perspectives…..
Before making any presumptions however, here are some things about myself. I’m not sure if I can really present an unbiased view of myself, but I’ll try to keep the self-promotional rhetoric to a minimum. And you're right, it's impossible to sum up a person in a short literary brief. I suspect even a text-version of the Human Gnome Project would be inadequate to the task of really describing what a person is.
* Go from 0 to brainy in 3.5 seconds or faster, covering topics ranging from Shakespeare to pop-culture metaphors to alternative music.
* Drug Free (unless coffee and clove cigarettes count)
* I write: I have some plays and screenplays to my credit.
* Artistic to a fault
* Agnostic but open minded, political but cynical of both parties.
* No tattoos, one piercing.
* Deeply dark humor and sense of irony
* Alternative interests in art, entertainment, and life
* Passionate about art and literature and film
* Prefer plays, bookstores, hosting movie nights and parties, and exploring antique malls.
* I love exploring films, books, and culture... and having someone to share it with, explore experiences and stories with while wandering odd places, and late-night coffee-driven discussions on pop-culture, meanings, and film and literary metaphors.
Now the bad:
* I’m 47, which may be outside your desired demographic.
* So far as I know, I’m not in line to receive any royal titles, kingships or English castles.
I hope you’re as intrigued by my reply as I am by your post. If you are, then I encourage you to reply with any questions you may have, topics you may wish to explore, or even random esoteric questions or stream-of-conscious pop-quiz.
If you decline to respond, then at least be complimented on the refreshing uniqueness of your posting.
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Ok let me see if I understand this correctly.
You have an online dating ad, and you want the replier to have a basic understanding of the english language, be able to throw rocks thru the windows of local restaurant's, be charming and witty? What else? do you want this person to walk upright, and not carry a club? Good luck! Ok ok I'll walk upright but I'm not putting my club away, I need it to protect myself from the zombies.
Now a bit about myself. I'm a 38 year old w/m. some of my interest are snowboarding, reading, actually reading is more of an obsession, and sailing, just to name a few. So far as surviving the zombie apocalypse thats a tough one. I would have to say I'd split the time between sailing the ocean and snowboarding in the mountains. Snowboarding in the mountains is obviously the safer choice, because everybody knows that zombies don't like the cold.
Now a quick question for you Miss good girl full of bad intentions. Do you see yourself as a sheep in wolf's clothing or a wolf in sheep's clothing?
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First off, kudos for managing to espouse the value of both proper punctuation and spelling (I personally would add overall grammar and syntax) but that's just me...and also including a zombie reference.
I too have more education than perhaps I need but doesn't that make both of us infinitely more suited to survive the zombie apocalypse? More on that later...
I do concur that punctuation and spelling are indeed sexy; though, I feel that the source of the sexiness is the knowledge that the subject gives a shit enough about grammatical rules and usage to try a little harder than the rank and file simpleton. Since I'm on the sexiness subject...dare I suggest that a woman who can deftly plow through the New Yor
k Times crossword puzzle is a serious turn on to me. Sure, it's dorky but again; it speaks to a certainly intellectual eloquence that moves me...
Enough to my rambling here...I'll offer my top 10 tips to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
1. Positive thinking. I don't necessarily assume that the mindless zombies with their limited physical skills are capable of pulling off an apocalypse. For clarification, are you assuming that the zombies would be the fast-moving type zombies from 28 days later or perhaps the slower, more lumbering zombies from Zombieland?
2. To borrow a quote from Zombieland..."Cardio"...I certainly would like to think that my above average level of fitness will serve me well during the undead apocalypse.
3. To shamelessly steal another line from a movie (perhaps you can tell I'm a movie afficionado)..."Guns, lot's of guns..." Thanks Neo for that one...and props to Trinity for helping him acquire those guns
4. A fuel efficient vehicle. I can only assume that a post-apocalyptic world will suffer from fuel shortages and the availability of gas would be limited...therefore, I'd need reliable, fuel-efficient transportation. I'd probably have a fleet of Priuses along with some motorcycles and a plentiful supply of boats.
5. Access to an awesome island. We both know that zombies can neither plan nor swim; therefore, getting to a deserted island with a lot of food may be a good survival option. My preference would be to end up on the fictional island from Lost because it's winter and I could use some color...I'd hate to look pasty compared to the flesh-eating zombies.
6. Facebook access. I'd like to be able to mobilize friends and resources via Facebook to help deal with the complexities and uncertainties of the zombie apocalypse. I don't think zombies can type so I wouldn't worry that a resourceful zombie would try and friend request me in order to learn of my secret plans.
7. A large collection of books and dvd's. Mental acuity will be critical to survival and I need a diverse amount of material to keep my mind sharp, my spirit exuberant and my wits about me...
8. Pop tarts and Spaghetti O's...they're portable, tasty and won't spoil. I also could use the sharp lid of the Spaghetti O's can to help slice a zombie...
9. A quality chainsaw...good in tight quarters and can quickly slice off those pesky zombie heads
10. A lot of Purell. There is nothing more unsettling than the stink, stench and disease-ridden qualities of zombie gore. I imagine that I'd be cleansing my hands often.
I hope my answers advance me to the lightening round of your game where the prize values are greater and the cash bonuses enormous...
As for my hobbies...writing, cycling, movies, politics, and the nurturing of an ongoing level of curiosity of everything from physics to science and much in between....
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While perusing posts I came across yours and it caught my eye and while I can't speak for the Zombie Apocalypse, I can speak for Zombieland and that it was a ridiculously funny movie.
As for me I am an educated, articulate, engaging, affable, outgoing (ok enough words that start with vowels), fun, funny, goofy, witty, charming, gregarious and sometimes silly man and hopefully inside your age range....where's my walker when I need it...lol.
For fun I enjoy nice dinners (either in or out), movies (also in or out), bike rides (only outside on this on), coffee shops, bookstores, travel (especially Vegas and beaches), reading, sports and hanging with friends and family of course.
I am an old fashioned romantic who loves holding hands, holding doors, buying flowers or chocolates just because, hugging, snuggling, cuddling and those long, deep, slow kisses that Kevin Costner spoke of in a movie once (do you know the one).
If you are intrigued like I was, then send me a note. If not, I will wish you well on your search although I am sure you will find someone deserving of all you have to offer.
Regards
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You look quite awesome as a Zombie! Lol. Actually, you look great all around. Like your profile. You are special, your enthusiasm for life is apparent.
I don't have any ambitions of ruling the world I only want to see it. The more I see of it the more I understand about it and take pleasure in its beauty.
I am a Corporate pilot but I have always enjoyed bars where friends can gather and feel safe and just have a good time. Down here in the big O I hate going to bars because I have to wash my clothes after because of the smoke so I think a smoke free bar would be great. Just think of all the people who would enjoy a bar that is smoke free. Runners, asthmatics, health nuts, people who find smoke disgusting, men/women who want to stop in for a drink after work without the spouse knowing. haha! What do you think? If you ever, I mean ever want to consider me I will be available, for you! lol! And if you smoke on occasion I am not down on smoke because the occasional cig or cigar, smoke of me pipe is quite pleasurable but noone smokes in my pikup or home. I just step outside for that! I just wash my clothes after. lol!
I probably wrote too much for the first time to you. Sorry. See ya!
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First let me applaud you that someone out there still values good grammar. I sometimes think it's my little "OCD" kicking in when I get disappointed that the English language is butchered to the point I wish people would just start using pictures. I almost get a headache when my boss tells me I should "dumb down" my emails!
I tend to read through personal posts for some unknown reason and every now and then I come across one that catches my eye and I just have to respond to. Although your comment about grammar made me smile, it was the Zombie Apocalypse that drew me to respond. I myself am a huge movie fan and Zombies being one of my favorite plot base.
Anywho, this is where you get angry and throw a roll of the eyes. I am not expecting a relationship much less you to even respond to this. Unfortunately, I am stuck in a dead marriage which if I didn't have two beautiful daughters I would've packed up when I discovered her affair. Albeit, I always crave to have some kind of intellectual or any kind connection with someone that I lost a long time ago hence maybe the reason I'm looking at profiles at two in the morning. Well since I'm sure you stopped reading after that, I will quit with the typing. Besides, who will really survive the Zombie Apocalypse anyway?
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