by Don Bruns
Em had that disgusted look on her face. She couldn’t see the charm. Given the time and the desire, James could win her over. I would bet he could get her into bed. He just has this winning way about him. However, I wasn’t about to give him the time or encourage his desire.
“Can I see the truck?”
“Out in the parking lot.” James kept his eyes on the blond’s cute rear end as she disappeared into the kitchen.
I took a final swallow of my Amber Bock and we got up from the bar. Em left half a glass. She always does. I was paying, and Amber Bock isn’t the cheapest beer that they serve.
The sun was cooking the parking lot, the heat radiating from the black asphalt. Our truck sat at the back of the lot, shining in the bright sunlight. James had insisted on a truck wash. I told him that the cleanliness of our truck didn’t mean anything to the lady off of Indian Creek Village, but he insisted that a clean truck showed a serious attitude about the business. I agreed with him, until I found I had to pay half the cost of the wash. Eight bucks. From now on, it was half-and-half on the expenses, and only a third of the profits until he’d made the $12,000 back.
“I got a glimpse of it at your apartment the other day,” Emily said. “What’s inside?” She started to open the cab.
“No. Let me show you where the money is made first.” James pulled on the rear heavy metal latch and slowly pushed up the sliding back door.
“Well,” she let her eyes wander over the interior, “it’s the back end of a truck.”
James scowled. The future was not something to make light of.
Plywood panels lined the walls and the floor. Hooks had been screwed into the left wall and a shelf was mounted on the right. It was an amateur job all the way around, but it seemed to fit us perfectly. We were two of the biggest amateurs in the business.
“Now the cab.” James walked around to the front and opened the driver’s door. Two cloth seats, an automatic transmission, and an add-on CD player. Nothing fancy. James beamed. “Then there’s this little storage area.” He pulled down the passenger seat and there was a concealed door behind the seat. James hoisted himself into the cab, opened the door, and stepped into the storage area. “See? There’s a false wall in the truck, and we can put our personal stuff back here.” He stuck his head out. “Room for three people.”
“So, if you get thrown out of your apartment you’ve got a place to stay?”
He stared at Emily and stepped down from the truck.
“Have you ever tried to back it up?” she asked.
I studied her for a moment. “I don’t think so. Why?”
“No rearview mirror. You’ve got to use side mirrors.”
James looked into the driver’s side mirror and ran his hand through his sandy brown hair. “How hard can that be?”
“It takes some getting used to.”
“And how do you know?” She came off like an expert, this girl who drove a drop-top Thunderbird.
“Skip, I worked for Daddy a lot of summers. I’ve driven about every kind of truck imaginable. Trucks with eight forward and four reverse gears. Trucks that hauled lumber and all types of building materials. And I’ve driven plenty of trucks with side mirrors. It’s not as easy as it looks.”
I’m sure my eyes widened a little. I saw a look of awe on James’s face. I had a new admiration for Em. She was full of little surprises.
“Maybe we should make her a partner?” I couldn’t believe James said it. He’d only had one beer.
“James, I would never partner with you on anything. Never. Not if you were the last job in the world.”
He shrugged his shoulders. “Pretty girl like you might attract a lot of customers. Of course your attitude would turn ’em off.”
She gave him the finger.
“I’ll call you and let you know when,” I said.
Em got into her ’Bird and drove off, a slight squeal to the tires when she hit the open road.
“Let’s go up to Pep Boys and get a quart of oil. It seems to drink a little of that. Fifteen hundred dollars, pardner. So if we could do fifteen a day-”
“James, the girl in there-”
“Nancy. Part-time. Once in a while.”
“I never met her before.”
“You and me, Skip. We’re not cut out to be in long-term romances. At least not right now. Hell, we’ve got tomorrow to think about.” He reached up and raked his hair down, giving me a wide-eyed stare. “Dude, we are sucky boyfriends.”
“Ashton Kutcher, Dude, Where’s My Car?”
“Wow. One try. You got it.”
“Man, you are scraping the bottom of the barrel.”
CHAPTER SIX
I F YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE HOMES in the North Bay Road area, get on the Internet and find the Coldwell Banker Web site. They usually have some pictures of these $25,000,000 mansions. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like Jackie Fuentes’s house.
Emily led the way in her T-Bird past the North Bay Road mansions, past their heavy stone walls covered in ivy and bougainvillea, where we could catch glimpses through wrought iron gates of palatial estates of pink, yellow, and aqua stucco. Parked in circular driveways we could see gray Hummers and mint green Astin Martins, race yellow Porches and silver Volvos, like modern sculptures adding to the landscape of these waterfront properties. We stopped at the gate on La Gorce Circle and each of us had to show a photo ID. The uniformed guy came out and made us open the back of the truck. I don’t know what he thought he’d find, but he spent a good thirty seconds gazing at the empty bed. Then we drove down the pine-lined winding road, finally pulling in the service entrance at the rear of the sprawling home. Sprawling means probably 20,000 square feet. The house featured an eight-car garage and a pair of tennis courts immediately to its right.
“Come on around to the front. You won’t believe this.” Em grabbed my hand and James followed close behind.
We got to the far corner and she said, “Close your eyes.” I did, and she tugged me out front.
When I opened them, there was a long, deep blue, glistening pool of water that seemed to stretch out forever. The pool was lined with palm trees stretched out perfectly down the length of each side. A marble-tiled patio led up to the house where the porch was supported by eight massive pillars that appeared to be made from the same marble as the patio. Streaks of purple, green, and earth tones meandered in a swirling pattern through the elegantly shaped structure.
Four glass-topped tables sat on the porch, each with a pitcher and glasses as if a lemonade party were about to begin.
“Jesus.” I looked up and up at the towering home. Two and three stories high and about ten miles wide. I exaggerate, but at least ten different roof levels looked over the pool. There were angles upon more angles and orange-tiled rooflines that went every which way. I remembered our home, with the one angle where the garage met the house. Flashing was laid under the tiles so the water would run down into the gutter, but it leaked every time it rained, no matter how much caulking Dad put on it. If the angles on Jackie Fuentes’s house leaked the mansion would flood.
The white stucco gleamed, and through wide-open windows gauze curtains fluttered in a mild breeze.
“Come on, you’ve got to see this waterfront.” Emily took my hand again and pulled me down to the pool and beyond. I glanced over my shoulder and James was following along behind, looking in every direction, obviously as impressed as I was.
Fifty yards farther we were at the water’s edge. A sand beach that seemed to run forever stretched out on either side. Blue-green water lapped at the shore, and the soft sand felt so fluid under my feet I was tempted to take off my canvas Sebago shoes and run barefoot as far as I could. The three of us stood there, two of us simply awestruck by the view. No one said a word for sixty seconds. Finally, James opened his mouth.
“Dude.”
I know, on the surface it’s not the most expressive term, but it summed it up for the moment. Its deeper meaning was, “Have you ev
er seen anything this impressive in your life-other than that unbelievable house up there?”
That’s what’s nice about “Dude.” It’s just one word, but it conveys a whole lot more than just one word
“Hey, you guys.”
We turned around and there was this gorgeous little brunette, maybe five feet tall, in a black bikini bathing suit. She had a grin that almost stopped my looking any farther, but that would have been a shame because the rest was awesome.
Jackie Fuentes was put together like a Playboy model. Ample-sized breasts, the halter top barely covering her nipples, and a narrow waist with a diamond stud in the belly button. The thong that hugged her crotch let every feature show through. I’d never seen a woman who was completely shaved. There was no doubt about this one.
“Dude,” I said. I looked at James. He didn’t say anything this time.
“James, Skip, this is Jackie. Put your tongues back in your mouths.” Em gave us a stare.
Jackie Fuentes laughed. “Thank you so much for coming. I will be so glad when his things are out of the house.” She motioned to the mansion. “Follow me and I’ll show you where everything is.”
We would have followed her anywhere. So this was what trophy wives looked like. I couldn’t begin to imagine how beautiful and sexy the blond he’d left her for was. Em is one good-looking woman, but Jackie Fuentes was unbelievable. Maybe a little Latin and Italian and just plain gorgeous thrown in together.
Her cute, almost-naked butt led the way back to the house. She picked up a short robe from a chair by the pool and threw it around her shoulders. An attempt at decency, but the indecent part was already burned into my mind.
She opened the door and walked into the foyer. Marble tile continued from the porch and a huge living area spread out in all directions. I glanced up and saw the largest chandelier I’d ever seen in my life, even in a picture. Shining brass and hundreds of bulbs in a free-form fixture cast shadows below.
She escorted us down a wide hallway, carpeted like an expensive hotel. All right, the only expensive hotel I’d ever stayed in was when our high school swim team went up to Gainsville and I beat Fred Rea in the 100-meter breaststroke. But that was a pretty fancy hotel and this carpet reminded me of it.
“That’s the theater there.” We passed a room with five rows of seats and a large screen mounted on the wall. “And over there was,” she said the word in a chilly tone of voice, “his weight room. I hope you guys are up to moving his weights.”
James finally got his voice. I’d never seen him so awed. By the house, by the ocean view, and by Mrs. Jackie Fuentes. “Mrs. Fuentes, we’ll move whatever you have.”
She stopped and looked back at him, smiling a delicious smile. “It’s James?”
“It is.”
“And I’m Jackie. Not Mrs. Fuentes. I never want to be called Mrs. Fuentes again.”
“I never meant to offend you.”
“You’re cute, you know that?”
Em rolled her eyes.
At the end of the hall we entered a large room with boxes piled eight feet high. Clothing hung on wheeled aluminum racks, and in the far corner someone had set out his weights, a bench, and several barbells. I hadn’t lifted weights in six years. I’d like to think that I’m still in shape, but I don’t condition anymore, my diet isn’t exactly the best, and the number of beers consumed each week seems to increase at an alarming rate. What the hell, there were two of us. We could lift them.
I had a brief flirtation with the idea of buying them from her. We’d set them up on our patio and work out every afternoon after work. I weighed the two options. Lift weights, drink beer. As I said, it was a brief flirtation.
James, on the other hand, seemed to have more than a brief flirtation with Jackie Fuentes. She laughed at something he’d said and I could see the old James Lessor confidence oozing from him.
“Jackie?” Em broke in. She didn’t seem to like where this was going. “Why don’t you tell the guys what goes and if you have any specific packing instructions.”
“Sure.” She shook that pretty head and pulled the robe around her. “There’s a back entrance just at the end of the next hall. You can back your truck up there and just load it all in. I’ve got the address you’ll be taking it to.”
James touched her hand. “Leave it to us, Jackie. We’ll take care of everything.”
James was being a total idiot. For a minute I thought he might offer to do it for free, or for the chance to see her without that swimsuit. No, this was our future. You can’t screw up your first job because of a good-looking lady. I mean, it’s conceivable you’d find a good-looking lady at a number of your jobs. But, as I said, if I’d known what was in store, I would have stopped the whole project then and there.
I looked at Jackie Fuentes, and imagined her without the robe or bikini. It was cheaper that way.
CHAPTER SEVEN
J AMES MANEUVERED THE TRUCK up to the door. Em had been right. Backing up was a bitch. He swerved this way and that trying to get a feel for what he was seeing in the side mirrors. I stood by the door, yelling when he was in danger of hitting some of the landscaping, the small porch, or the house itself. There were several moments when I thought he might.
Finally, he had the rear of our Chevy somewhat lined up with the back door. He jumped out and surveyed the angle of the truck much like a painter or brick mason might step back to admire his work.
“Not too bad.”
“It took you fifteen minutes.”
“I’ll get better, Skip. You want to try?”
I didn’t.
“How should we do this? One of us could stand in the back of the truck and take the stuff to the rear after the other brings it down the hall-how does that sound?”
“Doable. We’ll take turns. You do truck duty for the first half and I’ll do it the second half.” I wanted it to be fair for all concerned.
We went at it for two hours, taking turns bringing boxes down the hall, lifting them into the back of the truck, and repeating the process dozens and dozens of times.
“The first thing we’re investing in when we get paid is a dolly.” I mopped my brow with the sopping wet T-shirt that I’d removed over an hour ago. If this became a steady gig, I wouldn’t need the weights. Thank God Jackie remembered she had a dolly about halfway through the job.
Light, heavy, the boxes kept coming. Some of them were open and we could peer into corners of Rick Fuentes’s life. There were desk items like pen sets and a crystal globe. Another open box had dozens of videotapes with titles like Tax Audits Involving Business Travel or Setting Up Your Own Off-shore Bank.
“It’s shit like this that is the difference between the haves and the have-nots,” James said.
Em walked in and pointed to the last pile of envelopes and boxes by the door. “Jackie says that’s all the mail he’s received in the last four weeks.”
“She hasn’t even opened his mail?” If I went four weeks without opening my mail the power and water would be shut off.
“Apparently he called her and asked her to open it. He said if there was anything important he needed her to call him, but she didn’t. I don’t think she wanted to know what he was involved in. I told you, she was scared.”
We each grabbed a load and carried it out, shoving everything into the truck.
“Long Island Ice Tea, boys?” Jackie came out of the house in a loose-flowing, long peach-colored summer dress. I could see through it, and she didn’t wear a bra. She carried a tray with these very fancy glasses, napkins, and glass stirrers topped with miniature pink flamingos.
I grabbed one as she offered the tray. It appeared we weren’t going to drink on the front porch by the pool, but at this point it made no difference. An iced alcoholic beverage was a beverage from heaven no matter where we drank it.
Em came out the door sipping hers. She’d kept Jackie company while we did our dirty work. James and I sat down on the small concrete porch and the girls joined us. I
closed my eyes and tilted the glass, draining a quarter of it in one gulp. Sweet syrup with a bite. I could immediately feel the relaxing warmth in my veins. I would have settled for just this drink. James seemed interested in more than the drink or the money.
“I don’t want to sound like I’m coming on to you, but-”
Jackie smiled. “But you are?”
“Skip and I can keep this in the truck overnight and unload it tomorrow.”
Which was new to me. I’d thought we were going to unload it tonight at the storage unit and be done with it.
“So,” he continued, “would you like to grab a bite to eat after I get cleaned up?”
“You’re cute.”
“You said that already.”
“Yeah. It hasn’t changed. However, I really don’t think going out with you works.”
James was in his selling game. “Jackie. Is it a class thing? You’re rich, I’m poor? Or is it an age thing? Because you can’t be more than a year older than I am and-”
She leaned over and kissed his cheek. “You’re a charmer. However, I really don’t want to be seen with someone new at this point. My attorney cautioned against it. It’s that simple.”
And that was it. We finished our drinks with some mild banter and hopped in the truck.
James had the address for the storage building and we drove away.
“So that’s the line. ‘Want to grab a bite to eat?’”
“She has some class, and some money, bro. I couldn’t use my standard line, ‘Wanna fuck?’”
The storage unit was in a small industrial park about seven miles from Indian Creek by the map and about ten million miles from Indian Creek by the status of the community. What the hell, it reminded me of Carol City. We drove through the narrow drives dividing the single story units until we saw number 352.
“Are you going to back it in?”
“We could just park it alongside.”
“It’s going to be a lot easier if you back it in.”