Tammie took the beer and sat in the window, one leg out, one arm out, one leg in, one holding on to the raised window.
"I want to see the Statue of Liberty. I want to see Coney Island," she said.
I got myself a new beer.
"Oh, it's nice out here! It's nice and cool."
Tammie leaned out the window, looking.
Then she screamed.
The hand that had been holding on to the window slipped. I saw most of her body go out the window. Then it came back. Somehow she had pulled herself back inside. She sat there, stunned.
"That was close," I told her. "It would have made a good poem. I've lost a lot of women in a lot of ways, but that would have been a new way."
Tammie walked over to the bed. She stretched out face down. I realized she was still stoned. Then she rolled off the bed. She landed flat on her back. She didn't move. I walked over and picked her up and put her back on the bed. I grabbed her by the hair and kissed her viciously.
"Hey… What're you doin'?"
I remembered she had promised me a piece of ass. I rolled her on her stomach, pulled her dress up, pulled her panties off. I climbed on top of her and rammed, trying to find her cunt. I poked and poked. It went in. It slid further and further in. I had her good. She made small sounds. Then the phone rang. I pulled out, got up and answered it. It was Gary Benson.
"I'm coming over with my tape recorder for that radio interview."
"When?"
"In about 45 minutes."
I hung up and went back to Tammie. I was still hard. I grabbed her hair, gave her another violent kiss. Her eyes were closed, her mouth was lifeless. I mounted her again. Outside they were sitting on their fire escapes. When the sun started to go down and some shade appeared they came out to cool off. The people of New York City sat out there and drank beer and soda and ice water. They endured and smoked cigarettes. Just being alive was a victory. They decorated their fire escapes with plants. They made do with what there was.
I went straight for Tammie's core. Dog fashion. Dogs knew best. I whammed away. It was good to be out of the post office. I rocked and socked her body. Despite the pills she was trying to speak. "Hank…" she said.
I came finally, then rested on her. We were both drenched with sweat. I rolled off, got up, undressed, and walked to the shower. Once again I had fucked this redhead 32 years younger than I was. It felt fine in the shower. I intended to live to be 80 so that I could then fuck an 18 year old girl. The air conditioner didn't work, but the shower did. It felt really good. I was ready for my radio interview.
65
Back in L.A., there was almost a week of peace. Then the phone rang. It was the owner of a Manhattan Beach nightclub, Marty Seavers. I had read there a couple of times before. The club was called Smack-Hi.
"Chinaski, I want you to read a week from Friday. You can pick up about $450."
"All right."
Rock groups played there. It was a different audience than at the colleges. They were as obnoxious as I was and we cursed one another between poems. I preferred it.
"Chinaski," Marty said, "you think you have trouble with women. Let me tell you. The one I've got now has a way with windows and screens. I'll be sleeping and she'll appear in the bedroom at 3 or 4 am. She'll shake me. It scares the shit out of me. She stands there and says, 'I just wanted to make sure you were sleeping alone!'"
"Death and transfiguration."
"The other night, I'm sitting and there's a knock on the door. I know it's her. I open the door and she isn't there. It's 11 pm and I'm in my shorts. I've been drinking and I'm worried. I run outside in my shorts. I had given her $400 worth of dresses for her birthday. I run outside and there are the dresses, on the roof of my new car, and they're on fire, they're burning! I run up to pull them off and she leaps out from behind a bush and starts screaming. The neighbors look out and there I am in my shorts, burning my hands, snatching the dresses off the roof."
"She sounds like one of mine," I said.
"O.K., so I figured we were through. I'm sitting here two nights later, I had to work the club that night, so I'm sitting here at 3 am drunk and in my shorts again. There's a knock on the door. It's her knock. I open it and she isn't there. I go out to my car and she has more dresses soaked in gasoline and burning. She had saved some. Only this time they are burning on the hood. She leaps out from somewhere and starts screaming. The neighbors look out. There I am again in my shorts trying to get these burning dresses off the hood."
"That's great, I wish it had happened to me."
"You should see my new car. It has paint blisters all over the hood and the roof."
"Where is she now?"
"We're back together. She's coming over in 30 minutes. Can I put you down for the reading?"
"Sure."
"You outdraw the rock groups. I never saw anything like it. I'd like to bring you in every Friday and Saturday night."
"It wouldn't work, Marty. You can play the same song over and over, but with poems they want something new."
Marty laughed and hung up.
66
I took Tammie. We got there a little early and went to a bar across the street. We got a table.
"Now don't drink too much, Hank. You know how you slur your words and miss your lines when you get too drunk."
"At last," I said, "you're talking sense."
"You're afraid of the audience, aren't you?"
"Yes, but it's not stagefright. It's that I'm there as the geek. They like to watch me eat my shit. But it pays the light bill and takes me to the racetrack. I don't have any excuses about why I do it."
"I'll have a Stinger," said Tammie.
I told the girl to bring us a Stinger and a Bud.
"I'll be all right tonight," she said, "don't worry about me."
Tammie drank the Stinger down.
"These Stingers don't seem to have much in them. I'll have another."
We had another Stinger and another Bud.
"Really," she said, "I don't think they're putting anything into these drinks. I better have another."
Tammie had five Stingers in 40 minutes.
We knocked on the back door of the Smack-Hi. One of Marty's big bodyguards let us in. He had these malfunctioning thyroid types working for him to keep law and order when the teeny-boppers, the hairy freaks, the glue sniffers, the acid heads, the plain grass folk, the alcoholics-all the miserable, the damned, the bored and the pretenders-got out of hand.
I was getting ready to puke and I did. This time I found a trash can and let it go. The last time I had dumped it just outside Marty's office. He was pleased with the change.
67
Want something to drink?" Marty asked.
"I'll have a beer," I said.
"I'll have a Stinger," said Tammie.
"Get a seat for her, put her on the tab," I told Marty.
"All right. We'll set her up. We're S.R.O. We've had to turn away 150 and it's 30 minutes before you go on."
"I want to introduce Chinaski to the audience," said Tammie.
"O.K. with you?" asked Marty.
"O.K."
They had a kid out there with a guitar, Dinky Summers, and the crowd was disemboweling him. Eight years ago Dinky had had a gold record, but nothing since.
Marty got on an intercom and dialed out. "Listen," he asked, "is that guy as bad as he sounds?"
You could hear a woman's voice over the phone. "He's terrible."
Marty hung up.
"We want Chinaski!" they yelled.
"All right," we could hear Dinky, "Chinaski is next."
He started singing again. They were drunk. They hooted and hissed. Dinky sang on. He finished his act and got offstage. One could never tell. Some days it was better to stay in bed with the covers pulled up.
There was a knock. It was Dinky in his red, white and blue tennis shoes, white t-shirt, cords and brown felt hat. The hat sat perched on a mass of blonde curls. The t-shirt said, "God is Love.
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Dinky looked at us. "Was I really that bad? I want to know. Was I really that bad?"
Nobody answered.
Dinky looked at me. "Hank, was I that bad?"
"The crowd is drunk. It's carnival time."
"I want to know if I was bad or not?"
"Have a drink."
"I gotta go find my girl," Dinky said. "She's out there alone."
"Look," I said, "let's get it over with."
"Fine," said Marty, "go get it on."
"I'm introducing him," said Tammie.
I walked out with her. As we approached the stage they saw us and began screaming, cursing. Bottles fell off tables. There was a fist fight. The boys at the post office would never believe this.
Tammie went out to the mike. "Ladies and gentlemen," she said, "Henry Chinaski couldn't make it tonight…"
There was silence.
Then she said, "Ladies and gentlemen, Henry Chinaski!"
I walked on. They jeered. I hadn't done anything yet. I took the mike. "Hello, this is Henry Chinaski…"
The place trembled with sound. I didn't need to do anything. They would do it all. But you had to be careful. Drunk as they were they could immediately detect any false gesture, any false word. You could never underestimate an audience. They had paid to get in; they had paid for drinks; they intended to get something and if you didn't give it to them they'd run you right into the ocean.
There was a refrigerator on stage. I opened it. There must have been 40 bottles of beer in there. I reached in and got one, twisted the cap off, took a hit. I needed that drink.
Then a man down front hollered, "Hey, Chinaski, we:'repaying for drinks!"
It was a fat guy in the front row in a mailman's outfit.
I went into the refrigerator and took out a beer. I walked over and handed him the beer. Then I walked back, reached in, and got some more beers. I handed them to the people in the first row.
"Hey, how about us?" A voice from near the back.
I took a bottle and looped it through the air. I threw a few more back there. They were good. They caught them all. Then one slipped out of my hand and went high into the air. I heard it smash. I decided to quit. I could see a lawsuit: skull fracture.
There were 20 bottles left.
"Now, the rest of these are mine!"
"You gonna read all night?"
"I'm gonna drink all night…"
Applause, jeers, belches…
"YOU FUCKING HUNK OF SHIT!" some guy screamed.
"Thank you, Aunt Tilly," I answered.
I sat down, adjusted the mike, and started on the first poem. It became quiet. I was in the ring alone with the bull now. I felt some terror. But I had written the poems. I read them out. It was best to open up light, a poem of mockery. I finished it and the walls rocked. Four or five people were fighting during the applause. I was going to luck out. All I had to do was hang in there.
You couldn't underestimate them and you couldn't kiss their ass. There was a certain middle ground to be achieved.
I read more poems, drank the beer. I got drunker. The words were harder to read. I missed lines, dropped poems on the floor. Then I stopped and just sat there drinking.
"This is good," I told them, "you pay to watch me drink."
I made an effort and read them some more poems. Finally I read them a few dirty ones and wound it up.
"That's it," I said.
They yelled for more.
The boys at the slaughterhouse, the boys at Sears Roebuck, all the boys at all the warehouses where I worked as a kid and as a man never would have believed it.
In the office there were more drinks and several fat joints, bombers. Marty got on the intercom to find out about the gate.
Tammie stared at Marty. "I don't like you," she said. "I don't like your eyes at all."
"Don't worry about his eyes," I told her. "Let's just get the money and go."
Marty made the check out and handed it to me. "Here it is," he said, "$200…"
"$200!" Tammie screamed at him. "You rotten son-of-a-bitch!"
I read the check. "He's kidding," I told her, "calm down."
She ignored me. "$200," she said to Marty, "you rotten…"
"Tammie," I said, "it's $400…"
"Sign the check," said Marty, "and I'll give you cash."
"I got pretty drunk out there," Tammie told me. "I asked this guy, 'Can I lean my body against your body?' He said, 'O.K.'"
I signed and Marty gave me a stack of bills. I put them in my pocket.
"Look, Marty, I guess we better be leaving."
"I hate your eyes," Tammie said to Marty.
"Why don't you stay and talk awhile?" Marty asked me.
"No, we've got to go.
Tammie stood up. "I have to go to the ladies' restroom."
She left.
Marty and I sat there. Ten minutes went by. Marty stood up and said, "Wait, I'll be right back."
I sat and waited, 5 minutes, 10 minutes. I walked out of the office and out the back door. I walked to the parking lot and sat in my Volks. Fifteen minutes went by, 20, 25.
I'll give her 5 more minutes and then I'm leaving, I thought.
Just then Marty and Tammie walked out the back door and into the alley.
Marty pointed. "There he is." Tammie walked over. Her clothes were all messed up and twisted. She climbed into the back seat and curled up.
I got lost 2 or 3 times on the freeway. Finally I pulled up in front of the court. I awakened Tammie. She got out, ran up the stairs to her place, and slammed the door.
68
It was a Wednesday night, 12:30 am and I was very sick. My stomach was raw, but I managed to hold down a few beers. Tammie was with me and she seemed sympathetic. Dancy was at her grandmother's.
Even though I was ill it seemed, finally, to be a good time-just two people being together.
There was a knock on the door. I opened it. It was Tammie's brother, Jay, with another young man, Filbert, a small Puerto Rican. They sat down and I gave each of them a beer.
"Let's go to a dirty movie," said Jay.
Filbert just sat there. He had a black carefully-trimmed mustache and his face had very little expression. He didn't give off any rays at all. I thought of terms like blank, wooden, dead, and so forth.
"Why don't you say something, Filbert?" Tammie asked.
He didn't speak.
I got up, went to the kitchen sink and vomited. I came back and sat down. I had a new beer. I hated it when the beer wouldn't stay down. I simply had been drunk too many days and nights in a row. I needed a rest. And I needed a drink. Just beer. You'd think I could hold down beer. I took a long pull.
The beer wouldn't stay down. I went to the bathroom. Tammie knocked, "Hank, are you all right?"
I washed out my mouth and opened the door. "I'm sick, that's all."
"Do you want me to get rid of them?"
"Sure."
She went back to them. "Look, fellows, why don't we go up to my place?"
I hadn't expected that.
Tammie had neglected to pay her electric bill, or she didn't want to, and they sat up there by candlelight. She had taken a fifth of mixed margarita cocktails I had purchased earlier in the day up there with her.
I sat and drank alone. The next beer stayed down.
I could hear them up there, talking.
Then Tammie's brother left. I watched him walk in the moonlight towards his car…
Tammie and Filbert were up there alone together, by candlelight.
I sat with the lights out, drinking. An hour passed. I could see the wavering candlelight in the dark. I looked around. Tammie had left her shoes. I picked up her shoes and went up the stairway. Her door was open and I heard her talking to Filbert… "So, anyway, what I meant was…"
She heard me walking up the stairs. "Henry, is that you?"
I threw Tammie's shoes the remainder of the way up the stairway. They landed outside her door.
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p; "You forgot your shoes," I said.
"Oh, God bless you," she said.
About 10:30 the next morning Tammie knocked on the door. I opened it. "You rotten goddamned bitch." "Stop talking that way," she said. "Want a beer?"
"All right."
She sat down. "Well, we drank the bottle of margaritas. Then my brother left. Filbert was very nice. He just sat and didn't talk much. 'How are you going to get home?' I asked him. 'Do you have a car?' And he said he didn't. He just sat there looking at me and I said, 'Well, I have a car, I'll drive you home.' So I drove him home. Anyhow, since I was there I went to bed with him. I was pretty drunk, but he didn't touch me. He said he had to go to work in the morning." Tammie laughed. "Sometime during the night he tried to approach me. I put the pillow over my head and just started giggling. I kept the pillow there and giggled. He gave up. After he left for work I drove over to my mother's and took Dancy to school. And now here I am…"
The next day Tammie was on uppers. She kept running in and out of my place. Finally she told me, "I'll be back tonight. I'll see you tonight!"
"Forget tonight."
"What's wrong with you? Plenty of men would be happy to see me tonight."
Tammie slammed out of the door. There was a pregnant cat sleeping on my porch.
"Get the hell out of here, Red!"
I picked up the pregnant cat and threw it at her. I missed by a foot and the cat dropped into a nearby bush.
The following night Tammie was on speed. I was drunk. Tammie and Dancy screamed at me from the window above.
"Go eat jerk-off, ya jerk!"
"Yeah, go eat jerk-off, you jerk! HAHAHA!"
"Ah, balloons!" I answered, "your mother's big balloons!"
"Go eat rat droppings, ya jerk!"
"You jerk, you jerk, you jerk! HAHAHA!"
"Fruit fly brains," I answered, "suck the cotton out of my navel!"
"You…" began Tammie.
Suddenly there were several pistol shots nearby, either in the street or in the back of the court or behind the apartment next door. Very near. It was a poor neighborhood with lots of prostitution and drugs and occasionally a murder.
Dancy started screaming out the window: "HANK! HANK! COME UP HERE, HANK! HANK, HANK, HANK! HURRY, HANK!"
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