"I want justice. Hammond and Novotny are both dead. Someone has to pay for that."
"Not me. You don't mean me. You love me."
"Maybe I do, but I'm not going to play the sap for you. I'm sending you over."
Shweetheart. He should have said shweetheart.
Then the police arrived.
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The next afternoon, I poured coffee for Brad, brought it into his office, and sank into the chair in front of his desk. "I liked being a private investigator," I told him.
He took a sip before answering. "You did good, but—"
"Admit it," I said. "You didn't know Amanda killed Harry Hammond before I did."
"Of course I did. Why do you suppose I hung around her? I needed proof, tried to find a chink in her armor."
"You could've fooled me. I thought you were trying to find a chink in her underwear."
"Olivia!" He tried to sound shocked. "What a suggestion." Yet, he couldn't help grinning.
"And I'm the one who found the videotape."
"But who left the office door unlocked so Novotny could leave it there?"
Like he'd done it deliberately to make things easier for me.
His statement made me think of Carl. "I hate to think he could blackmail anyone."
"If Amanda had known Hammond's briefcase held an incriminating tape, she could have taken it with her after she killed him, just like the napkin, and Carl would be alive today."
"Carl said he found the briefcase in the reception area, not the room where Harry was killed."
"I figure he lied about that, didn't want to admit to you that he'd removed it from the murder scene. Like Amanda said, he only wanted a promotion. When he saw what the videotape contained, he could have turned it over to the police, and they would have arrested her, but where would that leave him? Ziegler would have taken over the company in her place. Instead, he forced her to make him her executive assistant. Then, after he established himself as next-in-command, he might have turned her in anyway."
"I can't believe he'd do something like that."
"We'll never know for sure. At any rate, he paid for his mistakes."
I heard the outer door open and got up to see who entered. Rose Hammond.
"Rose, what brings you here? Are you all right?"
"I'm fine. I wanted to bring a check for Brad, to pay him for finding Harry's murderer."
"You could have put it in the mail."
"No, I wanted to do it in person."
"Well, come inside then." I waved her toward Brad's office.
He got up and came around his desk to take her hand. "Come in. Sit down."
"Just for a little while." Rose sat, opened her alligator handbag, and brought out a check. She handed it to him.
Brad glanced at it briefly, set it down on his desk, and thanked her. "I'm glad we could help."
"You're too modest." She turned to look at me. "You too. Don't tell me you didn't help a lot in the investigation, involve yourself in everything. You even put your life in danger."
"Not really." I affected modesty. "I actually…" I didn't want to say "enjoyed it," but I had to admit I'd had the most exciting time of my life.
"I hope this tragedy will serve one good purpose anyway. To renew our friendship. I've missed you."
"I've missed you too." I meant it.
She stood up, dropped my check on the desk, and put her arms out to me. We hugged. "I'll call you soon." Then she shook hands with Brad and left.
I plopped down in the chair and picked up the check. The number itself wasn't that large, but some nice zeros followed. I waved it in Brad's face.
"So are you going to sit around your house being rich?" he asked.
"No. Like it or not, as I said, I should become your partner. I think I'm ready."
"But what about your charity work, your bridge teaching, travel?"
"Oh, I'll still do my charity work and play bridge, but compared to this business, the rest is a little boring."
"You'll have to come in every day, learn a lot, work hard."
"I like hard work when it's really interesting."
"Besides, it's so erratic: chicken today, feathers tomorrow. And even when we get clients, sometimes they don't pay on time, or at all."
"I have an independent income." I waved the check again. "And a nice cushion besides."
"Worst of all, it can be dangerous."
I leaned back in the chair and smiled. "Don't be shy, Brad. Tell me what you really think."
He burst out laughing, leaned across the desk, and gave me a high five.
The outer door opened again, and a young woman came in.
"The employment agency sent me. I'm Tiffany."
I saw a tall Barbie doll who was as beautiful as Amanda Dillon but blonde. She was also skinny. Where were all those obese children I kept hearing about? Tiffany looked as if she threw up for a hobby.
As I said good-bye and walked out the door, I winked at Brad. "Don't forget my number."
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Phyllis's credits include nineteen published romance novels and several short stories and articles to national magazines. She was an RWA Golden Heart finalist, won the San Diego Book Award, and was a finalist in St. Martin's Press Malice Domestic Mystery Contest. She has also written a novella in a Kindle Worlds series and three novellas about Sherlock Holmes under the name P.J. Humphrey.
Phyllis's non-fiction book was published by John Wiley & Sons. She has ghost-written three non-fiction books and had two 30-minute radio plays produced by American Radio Theater.
She's listed in Who's Who, a member of Mensa, married, and the mother of three children.
To learn more about Phyllis, visit her online at: http://www.phyllishumphrey.com/
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BOOKS BY PHYLLIS A. HUMPHREY
Olivia Grant Mysteries:
Dead in the Water
Dead Men's Tales
Other works:
Free Fall
Finding Amy
Southern Star
Stranger in Paradise
Cold April
North by Northeast
The Green Bough
Tropical Nights
Charade
Flying High
Masquerade
Roman Holiday
Choices
False Pretenses
Romance of my Dreams
Once More with Feeling
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DIGGING UP BONES
by
AIMEE GILCHRIST
CHAPTER ONE
I knew exactly two things about Texas. One, it was the last place on Earth I wanted to die. Two, it smelled like ass. Cow ass, if you want specifics. I didn't particularly want to live in Texas either, but dying there, well, that was seriously not on my list of things to do.
But I didn't move to Birdwell, Texas, population five hundred and sixty-two, to hop on the death train. I moved there because of the police who stormed my apartment. Because of the day I began to suspect that my fourth, and believe me final, engagement might not work out after all.
A life full of garden parties and tennis lessons had allowed me to grow into a woman capable of…nothing. I had no practical skills. I couldn't cook. I didn't clean, and I wasn't much of an organizer. I didn't like hosting parties, and I was too old for the pageant circuit. In shorthand, I was a big fat loser at life. I had exactly one thing I could be relied on to do right every single time.
I would always be able to find the worst man in any room. If there were a class-A loser to be fo
und in the crowd, my libido would lead me right to him.
The last in a long line of freaks was Lenny De Carlo, the guy the police had come to haul away the day they ransacked my place.
Lenny, who taught math at a private college-prep academy, had been having the raunchy sex that he wasn't having with me, with his nubile, blonde students. So Lenny was going to the lockup, and I was going to Texas.
As it happened, I would regret the choice, but that's the story of my life—a lot of impulsively made choices that I lived to regret at leisure.
I was done with men. Once and for all. No one who made choices as bad as I did should ever be allowed to marry, reproduce, or in fact, even risk it by having sex at all. A place like Birdwell was bound to be populated almost entirely by men with names like Dwight who needed extensive bridge work. I could hardly fall to temptation if there was no one to be tempted by. The icing on the cake was, as far as I knew, I had nary a single ex-boyfriend in all of the Lone Star State.
So Birdwell, Texas, and the bosom of my aunt Penny, it was.
Actually, Penny was my mother's cousin, but I'd been raised regarding her as an aunt, and she was the only extended family I had. She'd requested my presence in Texas, and here I was. My primary purpose was to escape the specter of Lenny, the statutory rapist, but I was also glad to see Penny again. It had been more than a dozen years since we'd really spoken, and it was time.
I navigated a lonely stretch of desert highway, two lanes of wind and nothingness, leading into Birdwell, Texas. I'd purposely made a travel itinerary that allowed me to stop in Denver to visit my first fiancé, Eric. We'd loved and lost as teenagers, breaking up at nineteen when I discovered that, while we were both experiencing a burgeoning sexuality, we were also both burgeoning in the same direction.
Because I'm the biggest idiot who ever lived when it came to the less fair sex, my first indication was when I came home early and found him prancing around my apartment in my lingerie singing "It's Raining Men" in exaggerated falsetto. That was the end of that wedding.
I passed a few houses buried far from the road, but for the most part the cows and I were the only signs of life for miles around. Finally, a few buildings rose in the distance. There was no question what was ahead.
Birdwell.
My stomach dropped hard, like the first plummet on a roller coaster. I was really afraid. I was afraid of a strange little town full of strange people in big hats. I was afraid of seeing Penny after all these years.
I also realized, as I got close enough to see what I was getting into, I was afraid to tell Penny that I definitely wouldn't be staying. Penny had written me a letter requesting my help with a problem, asking me to stay for an indeterminate amount of time. She'd offered few details, and I'd offered no resistance, but now that I was here, I could safely say there was no chance I would be doing that. A state-sanctioned sign just outside of town announced that I'd indeed entered Birdwell, Texas, pop. 562. A larger sign, painted by hand on a weathered piece of white wood, read, Birdwell, Texas. 562 born-and-bred Texans.
Well, yee-haw.
Sadly, Birdwell was nothing more that a dot on my GPS that offered no information except the location of the Birdwell Municipal Schools and the Birdwell Post Office. I figured once I got into town I'd just look for Penny's street, Lovers Lane. A town the size of Birdwell couldn't possibly have that many streets.
It only took me a few seconds to realize where I'd gone wrong with my plan. The streets in Birdwell had no names. Or, at the very least, they had no street signs. I drove aimlessly past a hair salon, that apparently also contained the post office, a hardware store, a western-wear store that looked like it was made out of a Tuff Shed, and a library, before I pulled to a stop in front of a restaurant called the Home Cooking Café.
I put the car in park and debated whether or not I wanted to know where I was badly enough to talk to strange people. But there was no point in sitting there all day, and there was nowhere for me to go until I asked. I threw open my door and got out, surveying the street. The Home Cooking Café was a little worse for the wear, the stucco building cracked and the paint faded. Liberal amounts of blackened smoke damage darkened the area near the roof.
The neighborhood bar next door shared a building with a general store. The school, across the street, looked like something from Little House on the Prairie, complete with the rooftop bell. The last building in my line of sight was a motel, windows boarded.
I was too intimidated to go inside Home Cooking Café, visions of Deliverance and Cabin Fever dancing in my head. I had no desire to be made into a sex toy or bitten by a weird pancake-obsessed kid with a pageboy. So, I like stupid B movies. Sue me.
The West Texas air was hot, and the slightest hint of uncomfortable wetness clung to my skin like a desperate guy at a bar. Now that I was out, I had no idea what to do next. The bell above the door in the restaurant jangled, and two men strolled out, deep in conversation. The younger of the men mumbled something and headed back inside. The other man stopped on the broken concrete and stared at me, as though I was going to provide him with a reason for my sudden appearance in Birdwell. I was guessing they didn't get a lot of visitors.
He looked middle-aged, maybe fiftyish, with a shaved head and a face like one of those ugly pug dogs. Smashed in, cocked to the side quizzically, with moist blue eyes bugging out of his head. We sized each other up for several seconds. He slapped a massive straw cowboy hat on his head and turned away from me.
I blurted out, "Do you know where Lovers Lane is?" I hated my GPS. Hated it. It was useless, and it was making me talk to this weird man in front of a restaurant that smelled like Spam.
"It's just past Gas."
I took a moment to consider that before responding. Because really. What could I say? "Lovers Lane has a flatulence problem?" I requested carefully.
His pug eyes blinked slowly, and he regarded me as though I was the one saying something ridiculous. Slowly, he said, "Lovers Lane is about two blocks up on the right. Just past the gas station." He pointed very slowly to the south.
"Oh." Well, now I felt stupid. "Thanks."
I still didn't quite understand the way he'd phrased it until I reached the gas station up the street and saw it was literally named Gas. When there was no competition, creativity probably wasn't a requirement.
Mr. Pug had neglected to mention that just a few feet from the main drag, Lovers Lane ceased to be a paved road. Maybe that was just a given around here. Gritting my teeth, I jumped and jolted my way down the street until I found my aunt's address painted on a mailbox that was shaped like a can of beer, with the lid as the opening.
Yeah, this was Penny's house.
Penny had a way about her. She was different from Long Island ladies. When I was a preschooler, my parents had enrolled me in the kind of kindergarten that required your name to be on a waiting list while still in utero. One of the very first assignments we were given was about our extended family. I had none. Both of my parents were only children whose parents had long passed away. I had no aunts, uncles, or cousins.
I was without resources for my very first big project. For years, I fancied that what happened next was born out of my parents' love for me. It was more likely that my mother was worried if I started making waves so early in the year, I might lose my coveted spot forever, and then what would she tell her friends?
But for a while I thought it was love. Story of my life, am I right?
At any rate, for the sake of the assignment my mother produced Penny. All I knew at the time was that Penny lived in some remote corner of the Texas wilds, which to me, born and raised on Long Island, might as well have been the moon.
I doubted that my ultra-conservative parents, truly named Ward and June, approved of a woman who remained unmarried into her fifties, liked to arm wrestle strange men for money, and wore three-inch, cherry-red Lee Press-On Nails. But they had been stuck with her after the initial contact, because I was wild for her. She taught me to roll my
own cigarettes, apply fake eyelashes, and use curse words as nouns, verbs, and adjectives.
Every summer, my parents would bring her up to our summer home in Port Victoria, Canada, to stay for two weeks. There she would proceed to teach me a number of things they would spend the rest of the summer trying to break me of. But to me, she was a young girl's hero.
Around middle school, she stopped coming to Port Victoria and rarely answered my letters. I wasn't sure if my parents had stopped inviting her for fear that I'd look to her for fashion tips, or if she'd just gotten bored, as she was wont to do. Either way, I hadn't seen her, and little heard from her, since I was twelve or thirteen. Until her letter came out of the blue. But if I had spent time picturing the house of the woman I had known, it would most certainly look like this.
I drove up her little dirt driveway and came to a stop next to an aged green Gremlin. There was also a Ford Fairlane up on blocks near the side of the house. Charming.
I pulled to a stop on the dirt patch that qualified as a driveway, deciding to leave everything in the car since I would not be staying long and certainly not indefinitely.
Penny's house was short and squat, tilting sideways where it was sinking into the ground. Made of faded pinkish stucco, the exterior of the house was sun damaged and falling off in huge chunks. Underneath was an inexplicable layer of chicken wire. Then again, I knew nothing about stucco, having never seen it before this trip, so for all I knew, chicken wire came standard.
The steps to the house had once been painted red but had faded like an old Coca-Cola sign. I raised my hand to knock and noticed the door was slightly ajar. Penny was clearly expecting me already, even though I was early. I knocked and pushed open the door at the same time.
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