by Ngaio Marsh
“I’ll ring up the Chipping station when we’re leaving,” said Alleyn.
The hall smelt of dying evergreens and varnish. It was extremely cold. The piano still stood in its old position against the stage. The hole in the faded silk gaped mournfully. The aspidistras drooped a little in their pots. A fine dust had settled over everything. The rain drove down steadily on the old building and the wind shook the shutters and howled desperately under the eaves.
“I’m going to light these heaters,” said Nigel.
“There’s a can of paraffin in one of the back rooms. This place smells of mortality.”
Alleys opened his case and took out Georgie Biggins’s water-pistol. Fox wedged the butt between steel pegs in the iron casing. The nozzle fitted a hole in the fretwork front. They had left the cord and pulleys in position.
“On Friday,” said Alleyn, “there was only the long rent in the tucked silk. You see there are several of them. The material has rotted in the creases. No doubt Georgie arranged the silk tastefully behind the fretwork, so that the nozzle didn’t catch the light. We’ll have a practical demonstration from Mr. Bathgate, Fox. Now, if you fix the front pulley, I’ll tie the cord round the butt of the pistol. Hurry up. I hear him clanking in the background.”
They had just dropped a sheet of newspaper on the rack when Nigel reappeared with a large can.
“There’s some fairly good beer in that room,” said Nigel. He began to fill the tank of the heater from his can.
Alleyn sat down at the piano, struck two or three chords, and began to vamp “Il était une Bèrgere.”
“That’s odd, Fox,” he said.
“What’s wrong, Mr. Alleyn?”
“I can’t get the soft pedal to budge. You try. Don’t force it.”
Fox seated himself at the piano and picked out “Three Blind Mice,” with a stubby forefinger.
“That’s right,” he said. “It makes no difference.”
“What’s all this?” demanded Nigel, and bustled forward.
“The soft pedal doesn’t work.”
“Good Lord!”
“It makes no difference to the sound,” said Fox.
“You’re not using it.”
“Yes, I am, Mr. Bathgate,” lied Fox.
“Here,” said Nigel, “let me try.”
Fox got up. Nigel took his place with an air of importance.
“Rachmaninoff’s ‘Prelude in C sharp Minor,’ ” he said. He squared his elbows, raised his left hand and leant forward. The voice of the wind mounted in a thin wail and seemed to encircle the building. Down came Nigel’s left hand like a sledge-hammer.
“Pon. Pom. POM.”
Nigel paused. A violent gust shook the shutters so impatiently that, for a second, he raised his head and listened. Then he trod on the soft pedal.
The newspaper fell forward on his bands. The thin jet of water caught him between the eyes like a cold bullet. He jerked backwards, uttered a scandalous oath, and nearly lost his balance.
“It does work.” said Alleyn.
But Nigel did not retaliate. Above all the uneasy clamour of the storm, and like an echo of the three pretentious chords, sounded a loud triple knock on the front door.
“Who the devil’s that?” said Alleyn.
He started forward, but before he could reach the door it crashed open, and on the threshold stood Henry Jernigham with streaks of rain lacing his chalk-white face.
“What the hell’s happening in here?” demanded Henry.
“Suppose you shut the door.” said Alleyn.
But Henry stared at him as if he had not heard; Alleyn walked past him, slammed the door, and secured the catch. Then he returned to Henry, took him by the elbow, and marched him up the hall.
Fox waited stolidly. Nigel wiped his face with his handkerchief and stared at Henry.
“Now what is it?” demanded Alleyn.
“My God!” said Henry, “who played those three infernal chords?”
“Mr. Bathgate. This is Mr. Bathgate, Mr. Jernigham, and this is Detective-Inspector Fox.” Henry looked dimly at the other two and sat down suddenly. “Oh, Lord,” he said.
“I say,” said Nigel. “I’m most extraordinarily sorry if I gave you a shock, but I assure you I never thought—”
“I’d come into the lane,” said Henry, breathlessly, “the rectory trees were making such a noise in the wind that you couldn’t hear anything else.”
“Yes?” said Alleyn.
“Don’t you see? I’d come up the path and just as I reached the door a great gust of wind and rain came screeching round the building like the souls of the damned. And then, when it dropped, those three chords on a cracked piano! My God, I tell you I nearly bolted.”
Henry put his hand to his face and then looked at his fingers.
“I don’t know whether it’s sweat or rain,” he said, “and that’s a fact. Sorry! Not the behaviour of a pukka sahib. No, by Gad, sir. Blimp wouldn’t think anything of it.”
“I can imagine it was rather trying,” said Alleyn. “What were you doing there, anyway?”
“Going home. I stayed on to supper at the rectory. Only just left. Mr. Copeland’s in such a hoo that he’s forgotten all about choking me off. When I occurred at cold supper he noticed me no more than the High Church blanc-mange. I say, sir, I am sorry I made such an ass of myself. Honestly! How I could!”
“That’s all right,” said Alleyn. “But why did you turn in here?”
“I thought if that splendid fellow Roper held the dog-watch, I might say, ‘Stand ho! What hath this thing appeared?’ and get a bit of gossip out of him.”
“I see.”
“Have a cigarette?” said Nigel.
“Oh, thank you. I’d better take myself off.”
“Would you like to wait and see a slight experiment?” asked Alleyn.
“Very much indeed, sir, if I may.”
“Before we begin, there’s just one thing I’d like to say to you, as you are here. I shall call on Miss Prentice to-morrow and I shall use every means within the law to get her to tell me what took place on that encounter in Top Lane on Friday. I don’t know whether you’d rather give me your version first.”
“I’ve told you already, she’s dotty,” said Henry with nervous impatience. “It’s my belief she is actually and literally out of her senses. She looks like death and she won’t leave her room except for meals, and then she doesn’t eat anything. She said at dinner to-night that she’s in danger, and that in the end she’ll be murdered. It’s simply ghastly. God knows whom she suspects, but she suspects somebody, and she’s half dead with fright. What sort of sense will you get out of a woman like that?”
“Why not give us a sane version first?”
“But it’s nothing to do with the case,” said Henry, “and if you feel like saying ‘tra-la,’ I’d be grateful if you’d restrain yourselves.”
“If it turns out to be irrelevant,” said Alleyn, “it shall be treated as such. We don’t use irrelevant statements.”
“Then why ask for them?”
“We like to do the winnowing ourselves.”
“Nothing happened in Top Lane.”
“You mean Miss Prentice stood two feet away from you both, stared into your face until her heels sank an inch into the ground, and then walked away without uttering a word?”
“It was private business. It was altogether our affair.”
“You know,” said Alleyn, “that won’t do. This morning at Pen Cuckoo, and this afternoon at the rectory, frankness was the keynote of your conversation. You have said that you wouldn’t put it past Miss Prentice to do murder, and yet you boggle at repeating a single word that she uttered in Top Lane. It looks as though it’s not Miss Prentice whom you wish to protect.”
“What do you mean?”
“Hasn’t Miss Copeland insisted on your taking this stand because she’s nervous on your account? What were you going to tell me this afternoon when she stopped you?”
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sp; “Well,” said Henry, quite unexpectedly, “You’re quite right.”
“See here,” said Alleyn, “If you are innocent of murder, I promise you that you are not going the right way to make us think so. Remember that in a little place like this we are bound to hear of all the rifts and ructions and this thing only happened twenty-six hours ago. We’ve scarcely touched the fringe of local gossip, and already I know that Miss Prentice is opposed to your friendship with Miss Dinah Copeland. I know very well that to you police methods must seem odious and—”
“No, they don’t,” said Henry. “Of course, you’ve got to do it.”
“Very well, then.”
“I’ll tell you this much, and I dare say it’s no more than you’ve guessed: My Cousin Eleanor was thrown into a dither by finding us there together, and our conversation consisted of a series of hysterical threats and embarrassing accusations on her part.”
“And did you make no threats?”
“She’ll probably tell you I did,” said Henry, “but, as I have said six or eight times already, she’s mad. And I’m sorry, sir, but that’s all I can tell you.”
“All right,” said Alleyn with a sigh. “Let’s get to work, Fox.”
They removed the water-pistol and set up the Colt in its place. Alleyn produced the “Prelude” from his case and put it on the rack. Henry saw the hole blown through the centre and the surrounding ugly stains. He turned away and then, as if he despised this involuntary revulsion, moved closer to the piano and watched Alleyn’s hands as they moved inside the top.
“You see,” said Alleyn, “all the murderer had to do was exactly what I’m doing now. The Colt fits into the same place, and the loose end of cord which was tied round the butt of the water-pistol is tied round the butt of the Colt. It passes across the trigger. It is remarkably strong cord, rather like fishing line. I’ve left the safety catch on. Now look.”
He sat on the piano stool and pressed the soft pedal. The two pulleys stood out rigidly from their moorings, the cord tautened as the dampers moved towards the strings and checked.
“It’s stood firm,” said Alleyn. “Georgie made sure of his pulleys. Now.”
“By gum!” ejaculated Nigel, “I never thought of—”
“I know you didn’t.”
Alleyn reached inside and released the safety catch. Again he trod lightly on the soft pedal. This time the soft pedal worked. The cord tightened in the pulleys and the trigger moved back. They all heard the sharp click of the striker.
“Well, there you are for what it’s worth,” said Alleyn lightly.
“Yes, but last night the top of the piano was smothered in bunting and six he-men aspidistras,” objected Henry.
“So you think it was done last night,” said Alleyn.
“I don’t know when it was done, and I don’t think it could have been done last night, unless it was before we all got to the hall.”
Alleyn scowled at Nigel, who was obviously pregnant with a new theory.
“It’s perfectly true,” said Nigel defiantly. “Nobody could have moved those pots after 6.30.”
“I so entirely agree with you,” said Alleyn. A bell pealed distantly. Henry jumped.
“That’s the telephone,” he said and started forward.
“I’ll answer it, I think,” said Alleyn. “It’s sure to be for me.”
He crossed the stage, found a light switch and made his way to the first dressing-room on the left. The old-fashioned manual telephone pealed irregularly until he lifted the receiver.
“Hullo?”
“Mr. Alleyn? It’s Dinah Copeland. Somebody wants to speak to you from Chipping.”
“Thank you.”
“Here you are,” said Dinah. The telephone clicked and the voice of Sergeant Roper said, “Sir?”
“Hullo?”
“Roper, sir. I thought I should find you, seeing as how Fife is still asleep here. I have a small matter in the form of a recent arrest to bring before your notice, sir.”
“In what form?”
“By name Saul Tranter, and by employment as sly a poacher as ever you see; but we’ve cotched him very pretty, sir, and the man’s sitting here at my elbow with guilt written all over him in the form of two fine cock-pheasants.”
“What the devil—?” began Alleyn, and checked himself. “Well, Roper, what about it?”
“This chap says he’s got a piece of information that’ll make the court think twice about giving him the month’s hard he’s been asking for these last two years. He won’t tell me, sir, but in his bold way he asks to be faced with you. Now, we’ve got to get him down to the lock-up some time and—”
“I’ll send Mr. Bathgate down, Roper. Thank you.” Alleyn hung up the receiver and stared thoughtfully at the telephone.
“I’ll have to see about you,” he told it and returned to the front of the hall.
“Hullo,” he said, “where’s Master Henry? ”
“Gone home,” said Fox. “He’s a funny sort of young gentleman, isn’t he?”
“Rather a bumptious infant, I thought,” said Nigel.
“He’s about the same age as you were when I first met you,” Alleyn pointed out, “and not half as bumptious. Bathgate, I’m afraid you’ll have to go into Chipping and get a poacher.”
“A poacher!’
“Yes. Treasure-trove of Roper’s. Apparently the gentleman wishes to make a blunderbuss about his impending sentence. He says he’s got a story to unfold. Bring Fife with him. Stop at the pub on the way back and get your own car, and let Fife drive the Ford here and he can use it afterwards to deliver this gentleman to the lock-up. We’ll clear up this place to-night.”
“Am I representative of a leading London daily or your odd-boy?”
“You know the answer to that better than I do. Away you go.”
Nigel went, not without further bitter complaint. Alleyn and Fox moved to the supper-room.
“All this food can be thrown away to-morrow,” said Alleyn. “There’s something else I want to see down here, though. Look, there’s the tea-tray ready to be carried on in the play. Mrs. Ross’s silver, I dare say. It looks like her. Modern, expensive and streamlined.”
He lifted the lid of the teapot.
“It reeks of onion. Dear little Georgie.”
“I suppose someone spotted it and threw it out. You found it lying on the floor here, didn’t you, Mr. Alleyn?”
“In that box over there. Yes. Bailey has found Georgie’s and Miss P’s prints in the pot, so presumably Miss P. hawked out the onion.”
He stooped down and looked under the table.
“You went all over here last night, didn’t you, Fox? Last night! This morning! ‘Little Fox, we’ve had a busy day.’”
“All over it, sir. You’ll find the onion peel down there. Young Biggins must have skinned it and then put it in the teapot.”
“Did you find any powder in here?”
“Powder? No. No, I didn’t. Why?”
“Or flour?’
“No. Oh, you’re thinking of the flour on the onion.”
“I’ll just get the onion.”
Alleyn fetched the onion. He had put it in one of his wide-necked specimen bottles.
“We haven’t had time to deal with this as yet,” he said. “Look at it, Fox, it’s pinkish. That’s powder, not flour.”
“Perhaps young Biggins fooled round with it in one of the dressing-rooms.”
“Let’s look at the dressing-rooms.”
They found that on each dressing-table there was a large box of theatrical powder. They were all new, and it looked as if Dinah had provided them. The men’s boxes contained a yellowish powder, the women’s a pinkish cream. Mrs. Ross, alone, had brought her own in an expensive-looking French box. In the dressing-room used by Miss Prentice and Miss Campanula, some of their powder had been spilled across the table. Alleyn stooped and sniffed at it.
“That’s it,” he said. “Reeks of onion.” He opened the box. “But this doe
sn’t. Fox, ring up Miss Copeland and ask when the powder was brought into these rooms. It’s an extension telephone. You just turn the handle.”
Fox plodded away. Alleyn, in a sort of trance, stared at the top of the dressing-table, shook his head thoughtfully and returned to the stage. He heard a motor-horn, and in a minute the door opened. Roper and Fife came in shepherding between them a pigmy of a man who looked as if he had been plunged in a water-butt.
Mr. Saul Tranter was an old man with a very bad face. His eyes were no bigger than a pig’s and they squinted, wickedly close together, on either side of his mean little nose. His mouth was loose and leered uncertainly, and his few teeth were objects of horror. He smelt very strongly indeed of dirty old man, dead birds and whisky. Roper thrust him forward as if he was some fabulous orchid, culled at great risk.
“Here he be, sir,” said Roper. “This is Saul Tranter, sure enough, with all his wickedness hot in his body, having been taken in the act with two of squire’s cock-pheasants and his gun smoking in his hands. Two years you’ve dodged us, haven’t you, Tranter, you old fox? I thought I’d come along with Fife, sir, seeing I’ve got the hang of this case, having brought my mind to bear on it.”
“Very good of you, Roper.”
“Now then, Tranter,” said Roper, “speak up to the chief inspector and let him have the truth—if so be it lies in you to tell it.”
“Heh, my sonnies!” said the poacher in a piping voice. “Be that the instrument that done the murder?”
And he pointed an unspeakably dirty hand at the piano.
“Never you mind that,” ordered Roper. “That’s not for your low attention.”
“What have you got to tell us, Tranter?’ asked Alleyn. “Good Lord, man, you’re as wet as a water-rat!”
“Wuz up to Cloudyfold when they cotched me,” admitted Mr. Tranter. He drew a little closer to the heater and began stealthily to steam.
“Ay, they cotched me,” he said. “Reckon it do have to happen so soon or so late. Squire’ll sit on me at court and show what a mighty man he be, no doubt, seeing it’s his woods I done trapped and shot these twenty year. ’Od rabbit the man, he’d change his silly, puffed-up ways if he knew what I had up my sleeve for ’un.”