MURDER AT THE MANSE
ANDREA FRAZER
Jefferson Grammaticus and his business partners, the Freeman twins, had spent two years on the extensive renovation of a two-hundred-year-old building, set in expensive grounds beside the River Darle.
The building work was now finished;, rich drapes adorned the windows, and French crystal chandeliers were being hung.
The special opening murder mystery weekend had been advertised, and bookings taken. Then finally, after all the work and graft, the decisions, the purchases, the planning and last minute hitches, all was ready.Grammaticus booked in his first guests with great optimism, believing that 'The Manse' had a sparkling future ahead of it.He was soon to be disabused of this, however, when his staff began dropping like flies. Into this fearful and mistrustful mixture of guests and staff, D I Harry Falconer and D S Davey Carmichael arrive, to try to make sense of how the tragedies had occurred and who was responsible for them.
Other books by Andrea Frazer
Falconer Files
Death of an Old Git
Choked Off
Inkier than the Sword
Pascal Passion
Music To Die for
Strict and Peculiar
Christmas Mourning
Grave Stones
Death in High Circles
Falconer Files – Brief Cases
Love Me to Death
A Sidecar Named Expire
Battered to Death
Toxic Gossip
Driven to It
All Hallows
Death of a Pantomime Cow
Others
Choral Mayhem
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
The Guests at The Manse
Enoch and Aylsa Arkwright – a successful scrap-metal dealer and his wife
Bradley and Fiona (Fudge) Baddeley – an articled clerk, and his wife, a charity worker
Mark and Madge Berkeley-Lewis – bank clerk and his wife
Persephone (Percy) and Lloyd Boyd-Carpenter – author and her husband
Freddie (Fruity) and Edwina (Teddy) Newberry – a professional gambler and a croupier
Lewis and Suzanne Veede – a third-generation baker and his wife
The Staff at The Manse
Jefferson Grammaticus – part-owner
Jocelyn and Jerome Freeman – part-owners
Beatrix Ironmonger – housekeeper
Antoine de la Robe – chef
Dwayne Mortte – sous chef
Steve Grieve – barman and parker of guests’ cars
Chastity Chamberlain – chambermaid
Henry Buckle – gardener
Market Darley Police Personnel
Detective Inspector Harry Falconer, Detective Sergeant ‘Davey’ Carmichael, PC Merv Green, PC Linda (Twinkle) Starr, Sergeant Bob Bryant, and Dr Philip Christmas, Police Surgeon
Others
Alison Meercroft – owner, DisguiserGuys Fancy Dress Hire
Céline Treny – her new assistant
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, organizations, places, events, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
Text copyright © 2012 by Andrea Frazer
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Contents
A SHORT HISTORY OF THE MANSE
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Epilogue
A SHORT HISTORY OF THE MANSE
The Manse is situated about three miles or so down a roughish road, which bears off to the south-east from the road between Shepford Stacey and Carsfold. It was once the residence of the incumbent vicar for the fair-sized village parish of Magnum Parva, a bustling community through which the River Darle wended its lazy way.
The road to it was of a roughish nature, because the village was no more. It was the great fire in the early nineteenth century that had been the catalyst in its demise. A small outbreak in a thatched terraced dwelling had quickly spread to its neighbours, for the houses were built close together, separated only by winding lanes, and it soon spread to most of the homes in the village, and even the church.
At the time it was high summer, and the Darle was low on water, so the bucket chain faced an impossible task. The fire soon spread out of control and burned for two days, at the end of which there was precious little village left, with the exception of The Manse, through the grounds of which ran the river had acted as a firebreak and kept the building unscathed, while the reverend gentleman’s parishioners were all left virtually homeless.
Village businesses had perished in the blaze too, and the place was a site of smoking devastation. Some folk stayed on, as some folk do in even the most impossible circumstances, too shocked to leave the place that has been their home, but there was no chance of rebuilding the village. Too much had been destroyed to make that viable, and its population seeped away, to stay with relatives or friends, and to make new lives for themselves elsewhere.
The Manse remained empty. The Church of England refused the funds to rebuild the church because it no longer had a congregation, and the incumbent was sent elsewhere to pursue his calling.
Nature gradually reclaimed what had been its home before the existence of Magnum Parva, and only The Manse stood to mark the passing of such a thriving community. The unstable remnants of the church, the businesses, and the homes slowly crumbled to the ground, and although traces of old walls existed over a wide area, it was now just a large piece of rough woodland, but with some quite well-grown trees, given how long ago the fire was.
The Manse stood empty for some time, until the Church tried to find tenants for it. Over a period of three decades or so, four families tried to live there, but the woods were too immature at that time to hide the evidence of what had happened in the surrounding area, and all four families found it desolate and depressing, none of them staying for more than six months.
During the First World War, the War Office requisitioned it and equipped it as a convalescent home for wounded officers, and for a few years, the building was a-bustle with patients, nurses, and doctors, enlivening its interior again after so many years. With the end of the War, however, it did not take long for it to empty again, and begin another long vigil, waiting for life to return once more to its empty echoing rooms.
Ironically, it was another war that peopled it again, this time the Second World War, when it was cleaned up and used to house evacuees from London, being run almost in the manner of an orphanage, with some paid staff and a number of volunteers to provide the necessary security and a
ffection that the move had denied the children from their parents.
When the evacuees were dispersed back to their homes in various parts of the capital, the building dropped out of use once again, lonely, unloved, and uncared for by anyone.
The Manse was not to blossom again until 1965, when an enthusiastic lady bought it and refurbished it as a girls’ school, dividing and sub-dividing the bedrooms until there was not a room above ground floor level that boasted more than one window. Some of these had been partitioned right across the pane, to provide bathrooms, staff bedrooms, extra classrooms, and the like. The children were confined to dormitories on the second floor, and these dormitories may have had more than one dormer window, but they had a much greater number of beds.
The main teaching was carried out on the ground floor, where the administrative centre of the establishment was situated, and these rooms, consequently, were left more or less alone, to have as many windows as they had been blessed with when The Manse was built.
The school survived until1989, when things in the country began to take a turn for the worse financially, and parents began to pull in their horns, saving by not spending on anything which wasn’t an absolute necessity. The final closure was in1991, when the tiny cell-like rooms walled by plasterboard divisions, and its corridors ceased to echo with girlish laughter, and the occasional squeals of a hair-pulling, biting, scratching fight.
In 2008, the Church placed a lacklustre advert for its sale in The Times’ property section, its wording totally without hope or encouragement. It caught the eye, however, of one Jefferson Grammaticus, who was just contemplating early retirement, and wondering what he would do with himself if he wasn’t prosecuting criminals and sending them on holidays of varying lengths at Her Majesty’s pleasure.
Over the next few days, an idea began to form in his mind, and finally he made two telephone calls, to Jerome and Jocelyn Freeman, his old friends since they were all at university together, over thirty years ago. Having put his seed of an idea to them, and having received an enthusiastic response, he plucked up the relevant edition of the newspaper, and picked up the telephone to make a third call.
Prologue
Late May
Chastity Chamberlain, chambermaid of The Manse, stood behind the reception desk in the large reception hall and frowned. This was not supposed to be her job. Jefferson Grammaticus had promised he would have a receptionist in place for the grand opening weekend, and she would not be disturbed in her chamber-maidenly responsibilities, but here she was anyway.
As usual, Grammaticus had made one of his pie-crust promises, and as far as he was concerned, her duties could go hang, as long as he had someone to man (or woman) his precious reception desk, and welcome his very first guests.
Not, that is to say, that they were exclusively his guests, for he had the twins Jocelyn and Jerome Freeman as equal partners: it was just that he had taken it upon himself to represent the face of the hotel, and now he’d imprisoned her behind this ruddy desk to smile like a hyena at anyone who had an enquiry, or wanted information which she was barely able to give, having prepared for the room-keeping aspect of the hotel’s running, and not that of a mindless robot who just greeted people and directed them to various rooms and features in the grounds. She gave a tiny growl as she thought once again, ‘This is not my job!’
She would have a word with Grammaticus – ‘the Squire’, as he liked to fashion himself – on Monday and state that she must return immediately to the post for which she had been hired. If he wanted to run the business as he planned to, then she could no more waste her time standing here than she could fly.
Ruminating on her sorry situation, after such high hopes of a low-profile position in the hierarchy, she started slightly as the jingling of one of the internal telephones disturbed her silent fuming. As she snatched at it sullenly, the other internal phone rang. Intoning crossly into the first, ‘You’ll have to wait. I’ve got the other phone to deal with as well,’ she addressed herself to the second instrument, repeating her abrupt remark, then suddenly became aware of an urgent squawking coming from the first call answered.
Lifting the first receiver to her ear, she snapped, ‘Yes, what is it?’ knowing that this was not the recommended way to greet a guest, but not really caring at the moment. She was instantly deafened by a wail, and an unidentifiable voice which informed her, fairly incoherently, that someone had the audacity to be dead in the billiards room.
Stunned, she transferred the second in-house telephone to her ear, as the sound from this one had turned into a high-pitched squawking that also sounded urgent, leaving the caller from the billiards room with an abrupt, ‘Please hold the line.’ For a moment she was unable to comprehend what had been said, and hoped that the other telephone might expose the last few seconds as an auditory hallucination brought on by her ire, but her hope was to go unfulfilled.
‘It’s chef! He’s been poisoned. I think he’s dying. Get an ambulance before it’s too late!’
As she listened, unbelieving, to the announcement of a second calamity, there was a bumping sound, simultaneous with the wail a cat makes when it has been accidentally trodden on, and one of the guests suddenly appeared at the foot of the grand staircase in a tangled heap that would only be good news for a contortionist.
Dropping both telephones and staring in incomprehension at the figure that had suddenly adorned the bottom step, she opened her mouth and screamed.
Chapter One
Late May
I
Jefferson Grammaticus stood in the entrance hall of the recently and expensively refurbished building with his business partners, Jocelyn and Jerome Freeman, looking around him with smug satisfaction. He was a burly man, not tall, but with the sort of personality that makes people think, in retrospect, that he possessed at least three more inches than was his given lot. His curly hair, still with no sign of grey (or dye!) was cut fairly short, and he sported a beard, which was much in keeping with the style of hotel that he had spent what seemed like an eternity planning and creating.
There were still builders in evidence, compiling a snagging list, and the decorators still had some work to do, but that was all small fry compared with what had been achieved. A few more weeks and the new boutique hotel ‘The Manse’ would open its ornate Edwardian double doors to a discerning public, whom he hoped would pay dearly for the sort of all-round time-travel experience that this establishment intended to offer.
Add in the acres of manicured grounds that had been recovered from a veritable jungle, the newly built and aged gazebos, summerhouse, folly, and lily pond complete with ornamental koi carp. As the cherry on the top of the cake, which he hoped would prove as irresistible as a real cherry-topped cake, would surely be the murder mystery weekend – period costume hire included.
The script and parts were already being written by an author whose acquaintance he had made in his previous life as a barrister; the costume-hire company, unknowingly, had signed a nicely loose contract, allowing him to pull out if there were insufficient guests – he always read the small print, even if no one else did – and keeping the guest numbers low, while maintaining high prices, should create a clamour amongst the ‘right’ sort of people, to grace the establishment with their company (money).
A small but eye-catching advertisement about the incredible offer for their opening weekend would appear shortly in a few select newspapers and periodicals, from whence he fully expected the first drops of the cataract of money (which he firmly believed would drench the establishment eventually) would fall, and ensure its place in exclusivity and uniqueness in the minds of ‘those in the know’.
Slipping seamlessly from his daydream to reality, he surveyed the grand staircase with a loving look, caressing it with his eyes as he would with his hands the body of a lover, turning his head first to the right, then to the left, to admire the huge marble fireplaces which adorned each side of this entrance space. By golly they were impressive, and he drifted
off again, imagining a cold winter’s day with both grates blazing merrily with piles of logs, the sofas and chairs that would soon adorn this space, filled with contented guests deciding to stay on, just for a day or two more, because of the impeccable taste in which it had been decorated and dressed, and the seamless and courteous service that came with the surroundings.
Abruptly changing season mentally, he saw, in his mind’s eye, croquet on the lawns, and afternoon tea being served, either in the cool of the summerhouse, or out on the lawn itself, the cooing of the woodpigeons adding that je ne sais quoi, to the perfect setting in which to be an English country gentleman (or lady).
He could even see the ladies’ parasols drifting lazily down the lawns to the tea table, set with exquisite porcelain, one of the footmen drifting down after them with a silver tray and the matching silver tea service, the kettle with its own little oil-burner to keep the hot water hot for a refill of the teapot.
As his thoughts conjured up a footman, he turned to his two partners, who were also gazing round with bemused expressions and money in their eyes. Jocelyn and Jerome Freeman had been, respectively, an accountant and a surveyor until the three of them had all taken early retirement in their early- to mid-fifties to take on this project.
All three of them had worked hard at their careers, achieving success and a good wad of money to supplement excellent pensions. It had seemed like a marvellous idea to give them a new lease of life, and not leave them to rely on cocktail parties, endless restaurants, golf, bridge, or any of other of those little deaths that lead one ever more swiftly on to the grave.
The Freemans were identical twins and, although born in Africa, they had been educated in England, eventually ending up at the same university as Jefferson, where they had become firm friends for life. They were tall, with close-cropped wiry hair and very dark skin, and had thought it a fine joke to insist that their visible role in the running of the hotel should be as liveried footmen. Slaves may have been free men by the era the hotel was to set itself, but people of their colouring had been highly sought after as footmen, especially if a matching pair could be found, and they were both keenly looking forward to the arrival of their uniforms.
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