Truth thing aside, there didn’t seem to be much point in lying. I’d come looking for him. He was found, and fully aware of it. “I wanted to know if you were there, if that was the thing you were doing that you wouldn’t tell me about.”
“Why didn’t you just ask?”
“Would you have invited me along?” Before he could answer, I blurted, “You wouldn’t have. You don’t want anyone to know about us. I just . . . needed to see it for myself.”
He stopped in his tracks. I could see his breath in the cold air—short, sharp puffs.
“You know, Ella, if you’d said just about anything else—that you missed me and wanted to see me, or even that you were jealous of . . . I don’t know what you might be jealous of—it would be a completely different thing. I would be thrilled. But this . . . this is bullshit.”
In that moment, I felt something slipping away. It’s a pretty distinct, unmistakable feeling. “You didn’t exactly look overjoyed to see me, however I came to be there.”
He grunted. “Don’t do that. Don’t try to turn this around. You were at the bottom of the stairs, looking at me like I’d peed on you over the banister. I know the look, Ella. It’s pretty familiar.”
“You were with Amanda.”
“I was not with Amanda. I was using a bathroom upstairs. She was waiting for me when I came out. No”—he shook his head when I opened my mouth—“I am not going to tell you what she said. It’s none of your business. But I will tell you that the entire conversation took place in the middle of a hallway and lasted maybe three minutes.”
“Did you tell her about us?”
“No.”
My heart did a pretty decent cannonball. “So I was right.”
He started walking again, fast. I had to run to keep up.
“You really don’t want anyone to know,” I pressed.
He stopped again. I couldn’t look at his face, so I looked down, at our feet. Between us, carved into the sidewalk, were the words Bainbridge Street. I was sure it was a sign; I just didn’t know of what.
“What I didn’t want,” he said tightly, “was to rub Amanda’s face in the fact that less than a week after we split up, I’d already gotten involved with someone else. You might not like her—I might not blame you—but I used to like her a lot. What sort of asshole would I be if I were to broadcast the fact that I dumped her for someone else? Huh?”
“Especially someone like me,” I shot back. I read somewhere that women take longer than men to end an argument. That we’re almost guaranteed to say something we might regret, just because we’re determined to make our point. I was determined to make my point. “Someone beneath the lofty Phillite sphere.”
Alex just stared at me for what seemed like a very long time. Then he sighed. “You really don’t get it, do you? Me being a snob—which I’m not—isn’t the issue. It’s the fact that you actually believe I might have something to be snobby about.”
“What is that supposed to mean?”
“It means, Fiorella Marino, that only the person who thinks crappily of you is you. That is really sad.”
He touched me then, pulled me into a one-armed hug. Just as I started to wrap my arms around his waist, he stepped away. A taxi was stopping at the curb beside us. I hadn’t seen him flag it.
Alex opened the door. I climbed in and scooted over, waiting for him to slide in next to me. He didn’t. He handed the driver ten dollars and gave him my address. “I’ll see you later,” he said, and closed me in.
As the taxi pulled away, I realized neither of us had mentioned Tuesday. I had no idea if he was even going to show up. I had no idea if he’d just dumped me on the corner of the street that shared his name.
31
THE SOLUTION
From Who’s Who, Ladies of Pennsylvania, ed. Lee Addison Elkins. Elkins Press, 1958:
Erasmus, Vera Hamilton (Mrs. Harold N. Erasmus).
Born: Philadelphia, November 6, 1912. Daughter of Mr. John Girard and Marina (Kulikovsky) Hamilton. Educated at the Agnes Irwin School and the University of Pennsylvania. Married Harold Norton Erasmus, March 11, 1935; children: Thomas, Lillian, Edward, Alice. Affiliations: the Acorn Club, the Cosmopolitan Club, the Daughters of the American Revolution, the National Society of the Colonial Dames of America. Trustee of the Willing School, Philadelphia, and the Barbara Ryan College for Women, Bryn Mawr. Member of the Board of Directors of numerous organizations, including the Athenaeum of Philadelphia, the Free Library of Philadelphia, the Historical Society of Pennsylvania, and the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Current address: c/o the American Embassy, Moscow. Permanent address: Selavy, Bryn Mawr.
I turned off my computer and went back to my books.
From Incomplete: The Life and Art of Edward Willing, by Ash Anderson. University of Pennsylvania Press, 1983:
Attendants at the funeral of Edward Willing, Père Lachaise Cemetery, January 20, 1916. Pictured: Edith Wharton (foreground), Gaston Leroux, Phillip J. Addison, Unidentified Woman (in veil), Pablo Picasso . . .
“Lots of people came,” I said, looking up from the book.
“It was January in Paris,” Edward replied. “What else did they have to do?”
I studied the picture as best I could. It was grainy, black and white, and the book wasn’t expensively printed. “I expected Edith Wharton to be prettier.”
“Well, I expected Picasso to have three noses, so you never can tell.” He rotated a shoulder, like he was working out a kink. “I have to say, Ella, it’s nice to have you voluntarily speaking to me again.”
“It’s probably temporary.”
“As perhaps it should be. Have you learned what you wanted to learn?”
“Maybe.” I tapped the photo in the book. “I think this is Marina Hamilton. Is it?”
Edward didn’t answer.
“Of course,” I sighed. “You won’t give me answers. How about this, then? I’ll talk. You listen. Nod if anything sounds good.”
He gave a small jerk of his chin.
I took a breath and began. “After Diana died, you painted a portrait of a friend’s new wife. She was young and unhappy.” I looked, but Edward didn’t move. “You fell in love.” Still nothing.
“I think she was Russian. You called her ‘Dorogaya.’” I thought I saw him flinch at that, but it might have just been the old bulb in my desk lamp flickering. “It’s what you call the person who has your heart. That’s why I think it was love and not just an affair. That and the photo I found of the two of you. I think the bronzes in the museum are of Marina and her daughter, Vera, not your sister and your nephew. I think maybe Vera was yours. I doubt I could ever prove it, but I figure if I dig, I can find pictures of her, maybe even meet her kids. She named one Edward. Coincidence? Maybe. There’s an Edward Erasmus living in Radnor. I bet it’s him.
“Anyway, I think Marina traveled with you to Europe. She might or might not have left her husband. I’m pretty sure she was with you when you died. I’m also pretty sure she made you happy. In the last photos of you, you look it. I hope the fact that you don’t name her or talk about her or show her face, for God’s sake, was a matter of discretion and not embarrassment. And I really hope you made her happy.”
He blinked at that. I was sure I saw him blink. “That’s important?” he asked.
“It should be. All of us invisible girls deserve that at least.”
“So, do you think Alexei Bainbridge is going to make you happy?”
I shrugged. “Haven’t a clue. I might have screwed it up with him. I’ll tell you this, though, Frankie makes me happy. So does Sadie. I don’t want to canoodle with either of them, but I love them to death.”
“Must you use those words in my presence?”
“Sorry. But. Truth: You are dead as the spat.”
Edward sighed. “You’re right. You’re absolutely right. So I suppose you’d best go to sleep, darling Ella. It’s late. And, as was famously said, ‘tomorrow—
’”
“—is another day? Thank you, Scarlett O’Hara.”
“Actually”—he scowled at me—“I was going to say, ‘Tomorrow comes. Tomorrow brings, tomorrow brings love, in the shape of things.’”
“Shakespeare?” I asked.
“Queen,” he shot back. “Not nearly as good as ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ or ‘Fat Bottomed Girls,’ but certainly poetic.”
“Good night, Edward.”
“Good night, lovely girl.”
I turned off the light and climbed into bed. “Oh. By the way.”
“Yes?”
“I think I figured out why you called Diana all those nicknames. ‘Spring,’ ‘Cab,’ ‘Post’ . . .”
“Yes?”
“They’re all things you wait for. I think Diana was making you wait, and it was making you crazy. Am I right?”
“Oh, Ella. You know I can’t tell you that. I will, however, leave you with one more lovely old chestnut—”
“‘All good things are worth waiting for’?”
“I really wish you would let me finish a thought tonight. I was going to say, ‘Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby.’”
“Marvin Gaye,” I said.
“The one and only.”
32
THE RAY
Tuesday came.
He showed up.
I was ready, on the off chance that he would, and waiting by the window at nine forty-five. It was a long fifteen minutes. I checked my phone three times. Frankie still wasn’t returning my calls. Alex wasn’t calling to cancel. Then his car pulled into view, and my heart gave a series of happy little thumps. I didn’t make him wait; I was opening the front door before he was all the way out of the car.
He walked around to open the passenger door. “Hi” was all he said.
I climbed in. “Hi.”
Neither of us said anything as he turned up Eleventh Street and drove north. I wanted desperately to talk to him, to say something smart and hot and mysterious all at the same time. “Did you go back to the party?” I asked finally. He gave me a sideways look. “Just asking.”
“I went home.”
Angry? Relieved? Feeling anything at all?
“Sleep well?”
“Like the dead,” he told me.
Truth: What I really wanted desperately was to know that everything was okay between us.
But here’s the thing. If you can’t ask that question straight out, if you have to wriggle and hint and hope the other person will do it for you, you really shouldn’t ask.
I shut up. For about four blocks. Then, “Where are we going?”
This got a half smile. One side of his mouth curved. “I was wondering how long it would take you to ask.” He looked at his watch. “Three minutes.”
“So?”
“So, you’re going to have to wait a few more. Here.” He did his incomprehensible jiggling thing with the radio dials, and the static came on. “Find something.”
I passed a couple of stations that shouted the words “Goals!,” “Spirit!,” and “Not in my house!,” which told me it was religion, sports, or politics. The international station had a couple doing a cover of “Low” in what I thought might be Japanese. I settled on Elvis singing about suspicious minds and hoped it wouldn’t make Alex dwell on the scene at Harrison’s house.
Suddenly, the sky-blue girders of the bridge to New Jersey were in front of us. Alex headed for it. He reached under his coat, which was balled on the seat between us, and pulled out a Macy’s bag. “For you.”
It was soft. My heart did its little jumpy thing again. I tipped the bag and pictured cashmere. I pictured him winding it gently around my neck and using the ends to pull me toward him . . .
Jungle-print nylon slithered into my lap.
I lifted it with the tips of my fingers. It was a swimsuit: technically one-piece but composed of very small pieces, a few triangles of various sizes, held together by what looked like jump rings.
“It’s a swimsuit,” I said, which wasn’t really stating the obvious as much as it might have seemed. Frankie’s handkerchiefs covered more—and were nicer to look at.
“Yes, it is.”
“Let me out.”
“Ella—”
“Pull over and let me out!”
“We’re in the middle of the Ben Franklin Bridge. What are you going to do, jump?”
I spun in my seat to look at him. He was concentrating on the lane beside us. A tractor trailer the size of Florida was blasting up on the inside, making the car shake and rattle. “Is this payback for that night?” I asked shakily. “Humiliating me in the most effective way possible?”
Lane clear, Alex drifted to the right. He hadn’t shaved that morning. He looked a little rough. Beautiful, but rough. And tired. “Look,” he said, “I know it’s not something you would have chosen in a thousand years, but the options are pretty limited in December. And if I’d told you today’s excursion required a bathing suit, would you have come?” When I didn’t answer, he grunted. “See?”
We were off the highway now, driving through the empty streets of downtown Camden. I could see Philadelphia just across the river. I wanted to go home.
“You were going to need a suit,” he went on. “This looked like it would fit—” I peeked. It was only one size too big. “I won’t look at you. I swear. I won’t see you in it. No one will see you in it.”
He pulled into a parking lot and took a spot. The sign over the entrance read ADVENTURE AQUARIUM. When I looked back at him, he was pulling his shirt up with one hand and the waist of his jeans down with the other. I saw green plaid and a drawstring tie. “I’m wearing one, too.”
I couldn’t even remotely imagine a scenario that had me coming out feeling anything other than shredded.
“Out.” He reached across me and opened the car door. I got a blast of icy air.
“I’m taking you to swim with sharks.”
• • •
“How recently have the sharks been fed?” the guy next to me asked.
Alex and I were in a small room with a dry-erase board, a perky blonde aquarium employee, and three guys from Rutgers who’d won their fraternity Christmas prize. True to Alex’s promise, no one had seen me in my minuscule jungle print. Another perky girl had handed me a wet suit and pointed me into a changing room. So as I listened to the basics of shark tank etiquette, I was fully encased in blue neoprene from ankle to jaw. The frat boys kept sneaking looks at me when they thought I—and Alex—wasn’t looking. It made me feel just a little bit better. Alex’s promise that I didn’t have to get into the water if I really didn’t want to helped, too. It had gotten me out of the car and into the aquarium.
“You can do it,” he’d coaxed.
“Yes,” I’d answered, thinking of the skateboarder a little and “fake it till you make it” more. “I can do it.”
“Yesterday.” Perky Girl answered the feeding question. “Believe me. They’re not hungry.”
I wanted to know exactly how she knew that. Did she ask the sharks?
“Okay,” she chirped. “Let’s get snorkeling.”
The five of us followed her to a shallow pool. A few feet away was the shark tank. It looked a lot smaller than it did from the vantage points I’d had on previous visits to the aquarium. And the sharks looked a lot bigger. In fact, they made Jaws look like a pond koi. “That’s a nurse shark.” Yet another aquarium employee, this time a buoyant guy, pointed out a smaller (yeah, right) one that was lurking near the edge of the tank. “They’re cuddlers. They like snuggling up to each other and even us sometimes.”
I edged closer to Alex. He grinned and wrapped an arm around my waist. That got me into the practice pool. It was cold.
“Okay,” our guide called, “deep breath, then bite down hard on the mouthpiece . . .”
It took me a few minutes and a fair amount of unappealing water down my throat and up my nose. Alex, of course, managed like he’d been snorkeling all his life. Which,
I realized, he probably had—in the Pacific, Caribbean, the Mediterranean . . . I still picked it up faster than the frat boys, who seemed to greatly enjoy the “blasting,” or blowing hard to shoot any water out of the tube. Eventually, we all passed inspection.
“Ready?” Alex asked as we stood on the edge of the tank.
The cuddler and its buddies were all on the other side. That didn’t make me feel much better. I watch Animal Planet. Sharks move fast.
“Tell why I’m doing this again,” I whispered.
“Because you want to,” Alex whispered back. “Face your fears, Grasshopper, and you will be free. Now, in you go.”
“Hey,” one of the frat boys asked as I eased myself into the tank, “do the sharks ever eat the fish that are in there with them?” There were dozens of smaller fish flitting through the tank among the sharks.
“Sure,” came the response. “But not too often.”
The shelf we were on had a low wall to separate it from the main body of the tank, but it also had shark-size cutouts spaced along it. As we waited, just under the surface, one of the sand sharks swam by. I tensed. Beside me, Alex was leaning forward, hands braced against the wall to keep him inside it, but head and shoulders out as far as they could go. He turned back to face me. It’s hard to smile with a big tube wedged in your mouth, but he was managing. He was having a blast.
I scooted up a few inches. For countless minutes, we watched the sharks and fish make their swirling patterns through the water of the tank. I started to feel calm, almost, almost convinced that I was really the kind of girl who could swim with sharks. And then a trio swam directly toward us.
They stayed there, swaying a little to keep moving, but never getting more than a few feet away. I thought of the Hannandas. The middle shark did a sharp circle, ending with its snout an arm’s length from Alex’s face. I grabbed his arm and he thrust it out, a solid if narrow barrier between me and certain death. For the rest of our time in the tank, he let me stay there, pressed against his shoulder blade, his arm curved backward around me. I knew that, even if it was only for this few minutes, he would put himself between me and a ravening Hannanda without a second thought.
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