By way of contrast, Sherlock Holmes is a devout believer in the evidence of his own eyes. In “Sussex Vampire”, he declares, "This agency stands flat-footed upon the ground, and there it must remain. The world is big enough for us. No ghosts need apply."
On the other hand, there lives a trace of the believer—or at least, the agnostic—in the great Rationalist. “It must tend to some end, or else our universe is ruled by chance, which is unthinkable.” (Cardboard Box) And elsewhere, “There is nothing in which deduction is so necessary as in religion,” he says. “It can be built up as an exact science by the reasoner. Our highest assurance of the goodness of Providence seems to me to rest in the flowers. All other things our powers, our desires, our food, are all really necessary for our existence in the first instance. But this rose is an extra. Its smell and its colour are an embellishment of life, not a condition of it. It is only goodness which gives extras, and so I say again that we have much to hope from the flowers.”
This rose in an extra.
Perhaps Monstrous Regiment shows Mary Russell coming around to the idea that religion is a language that Sherlock Holmes can be taught. Perhaps this Memoir reveals Mary Russell’s revelation: that she can shape him, as he has shaped her.
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I used occasionally to wonder why the otherwise canny folk of the nearby towns, and particularly the stationmasters who sold the tickets, did not remark at the regular appearance of odd characters on their platforms, one old and one young, of either sex, often together. Not until the previous summer had I realised that our disguises were treated as a communal scheme by our villagers, who made it a point of honour never to let slip their suspicions that the scruffy young male farmhand who slouched through the streets might be the same person who, dressed considerably more appropriately in tweed skirt and cloche hat, went off to Oxford during term time and returned to buy tea cakes and spades and the occasional half-pint of bitter from the merchants when she was in residence. I believe that had a reporter from the Evening Standard come to town and offered one hundred pounds for an inside story on the famous detective, the people would have looked at him with that phlegmatic country expression that hides so much and asked politely who he might be meaning.
I digress. When I reached London, the streets were still crowded. I took a taxi (a motor cab, so I hadn‘t to look too closely at the driver) to the agency Holmes often used as his supplier when he needed a horse and cab. The owner knew me—at least, he recognised the young man who stood in front of him—and said that, yes, that gentleman (not meaning, of course, a gentleman proper) had indeed shown up for work that day. In fact, he‘d shown up twice.
“Twice? You mean he brought the cab back, then? I was disappointed, and wondered if I ought merely to give up the chase.
“T’orse ’ad an ‘ot knee, an’ ’e walked ’er back. ’E was about ter take out anuvver un when ’e ’appened t’see an ol’ ’ansom just come in. Took a fancy, ’e did, can’t fink why—’s bloody cold work an’ the pay’s piss-all, ’less you ’appen on t’ odd pair what wants a taste of t’ old days, for a lark. ’Appens, sometimes, come a summer Sunday, or after t’ theatre Sattiday. Night like this ’e ’d be bloody lucky t’get a ha’penny over fare.”
With a straight face, I reflected privately on how his colourful language would have faded in the light of the posh young lady I occasionally was.
“So he took the hansom?”
“That ’e did. One of the few what can drive the thing, I’ll give ’im that.” His square face contemplated for a moment this incongruous juxtaposition of skill and madness in the man he knew as Basil Josephs, then he shook his head in wonderment.
“’Ad ta give ’im a right bugger of an ’orse, though. Never been on a two-wheeler, ’e ’asn ’t, and plug-headed and leather-mouthed to boot. ’Ope old Josephs ’asn’t ’ad any problems,” he said with a magnificent lack of concern, and leant over to hawk and spit delicately into the noisome gutter.
“Well,” I said, “there couldn‘t be too many hansoms around, I might spot him tonight. Can you tell me what the horse looks like?”
“Big bay, wide blaze, three stockin’s with t’ off hind dark, nasty eyes, but you won‘t see ’em—’e ’s got blinkers on,” he rattled off, then added after a moment, “Cab’s number two-ninety-two.” I thanked him with a coin and went a-hunting through the vast, sprawling streets of the great cesspool for a single, worn hansom cab and its driver.
The hunt was not quite so hopeless as it might appear. Unless he were on a case (and Mrs Hudson had thought on the whole that he was not), his choice of clothing and cab suggested entertainment rather than employment, and his idea of entertainment tended more toward London‘s east end rather than Piccadilly or St John‘s Wood.
Still, that left a fair acreage to choose from, and I spent several hours standing under lampposts, craning to see the feet of passing horses (all of them seemed to have blazes and stockings) and fending off friendly overtures from dangerously underdressed young and not-so-young women. Finally, just after midnight, one marvelously informative conversation with such a lady was interrupted by the approaching clop and grind of a trotting horsecab, and a moment later the piercing tones of a familiar voice echoing down the nearly deserted street obviated the need for any further equine examination.
“Annalisa, my dear young thing,” came the voice that was not a shout but which could be heard a mile away on the Downs, “isn‘t that child you are trying to entice a bit young, even for you? Look at him—he doesn’t even have a beard yet.”
The lady beside me whirled around to the source of this interruption. I excused myself politely and stepped out into the street to intercept the cab. He had a fare—or rather, two—but he slowed, gathered the reins into his right hand, and reached the other long arm down to me. My disappointed paramour shouted genial insults at Holmes that would have blistered the remaining paint from the woodwork, had they not been deflected by his equally jovial remarks in kind.
The alarming dip of the cab caused the horse to snort and veer sharply, and a startled, moustachioed face appeared behind the cracked glass of the side window, scowling at me. Holmes redirected his tongue‘s wrath from the prostitute to the horse and, in the best tradition of London cabbies, cursed the animal soundly, imaginatively, and without a single manifest obscenity. He also more usefully snapped the horse‘s head back with one clean jerk on the reins, returning its attention to the job at hand, while continuing to pull me up and shooting a parting volley of affectionate and remarkably familiar remarks at the fading Annalisa. Holmes did so like to immerse himself fully in his rôles, I reflected as I wedged myself into the one-person seat already occupied by the man and his garments.
“Good evening, Holmes,” I greeted him politely.
(For more background and a longer excerpt, see this book’s page on the Laurie R. King website.
A Letter of Mary
Russellisms
“My dear Holmes, this verges on deductio ad absurdum.”
* *
Whether my reaction was one of suppressed hysterical laughter or the urge to commit mass ecclesiasticide, I am still unsure.
* *
“Kindly do not snort, Russell.”
“I only snort at snort-worthy statements.”
All the world’s stage: places Russell goes in this Memoir
Britain: Sussex, London, Oxford, Cambridge
(See the Maps chapter for details.)
Laurie’s Remarks
The third volume of Memoir opens in the summer of 1923—but right away, the attentive reader is taken aback: isn’t there a gap of two and a half years between the final scene of Monstrous Regiment and the opening of Letter of Mary? Indeed. This is the first indication that there may be certain areas of her autobiography into which Miss Russell does not intend to venture, at least not for public consumption. Ten books later, the early months of her marriage to Sherlock Holmes have yet to be explored, other than in the speculation o
f her many readers. (See the Companion chapter, On Matters Unspoken.)
Instead, we find Russell deeply immersed in the part of her life that does not really involve Holmes: theological studies. Into their peaceful day drops a case (as so often their cases drop) with ties to the early days of their partnership. A woman who not only befriended them, but impressed them during their 1919 visit to Palestine comes back into their lives, and hands them an object. Miss Dorothy Ruskin then disappears, leaving them with a token of her appreciation.
A beautiful box, with a hidden center. It might as well have been a bomb.
There is, in fact, a so-called “Gospel of Mary Magdalene,” a fragmentary dialogue between the risen Savior and the disciples, in which only Mary understands what Jesus is saying, and where it is up to her to comfort and lead the others. It is a speculative text from the early days of the Church, before the canonization of the New Testament and the establishment of the Creeds. What we have is a fifth-century papyrus copying what appears to be a second-century original.
Gospel of Mary Magdalene fragment
The “Magdalene’s Gospel” is controversial enough, although being a piece of Gnostic teaching (that is, based on esoteric Knowledge that divides the physical and spiritual worlds), it is easy enough to consign to the corners of Christian belief.
What Russell is given is on a whole other order of controversial. A piece of writing which, even if unprovable, could split the foundations of the Christian world.
And here Russell thought Dorothy Ruskin was a friend…
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The envelope slapped down onto the desk ten inches from my much- abused eyes, instantly obscuring the black lines of Hebrew letters that had begun to quiver an hour before. With the shock of the sudden change, my vision stuttered, attempted a valiant rally, then slid into complete rebellion and would not focus at all.
I leant back in my chair with an ill-stifled groan, peeled my wire-rimmed spectacles from my ears and dropped them onto the stack of notes, and sat for a long minute with the heels of both hands pressed into my eye sockets. The person who had so unceremoniously delivered this grubby interruption moved off across the room, where I heard him sort a series of envelopes chuk-chuk-chuk into the wastepaper basket, then stepped into the front hallway to drop a heavy envelope onto the table there (Mrs Hudson’s monthly letter from her son in Australia, I noted, two days early) before coming back to take up a position beside my desk, one shoulder dug into the bookshelf, eyes gazing, no doubt, out the window at the Downs rolling down to the Channel. I replaced the heels of my hands with the backs of my fingers, cool against the hectic flesh, and addressed my husband.
“Do you know, Holmes, I had a great-uncle in Chicago whose promising medical career was cut short when he began to go blind over his books. It must be extremely frustrating to have one‘s future betrayed by a tiny web of optical muscles. Though he did go on to make a fortune selling eggs and trousers to the gold miners,” I added. “Whom is it from?”
“Shall I read it to you, Russell, so as to save your optic muscles for the metheg and your beloved furtive patach?” His solicitous words were spoilt by the sardonic, almost querulous edge to his voice. “Alas, I have become a mere secretary to my wife‘s ambitions.”
(For more background and a longer excerpt, see this book’s page on the Laurie R. King website.)
The Moor
Russellisms
Damn the man, he knew me far too well.
**
“It is a place that encourages fanciful thoughts,” he said indulgently.
**
Why was it, I reflected irritably, that Holmes’ little adventures never took us to luxury hotels in the south of France…
All the world’s stage: places Russell goes in this Memoir
England: Oxford, Devon, Dartmoor, Plymouth
(See the Maps chapter for details.)
Laurie’s Remarks
Shortly after returning home from the Boer War, Arthur Conan Doyle set off on a tour of Dartmoor with a friend he had made on the boat home from South Africa. Bertram Fletcher Robinson was a journalist and long-time resident of Devon, who told Doyle wild moorland tales, including one about a squire’s curse and a pack of devil dogs.
Bertram Fletcher Robinson
One wants to believe that Arthur Conan Doyle met Sabine Baring Gould when he went to Dartmoor. Certainly the squire of Lewtrenchard lived there in 1901, and there is no doubt he was known to everyone in the area. Still, one has to suspect that if Doyle had met Baring Gould, he would have been unable to resist using Lewtrenchard Manor, with its dining room walls (painted by a daughter of the house) emblazoned with the Virtues—including the robed Investigatio.
Investigatio
The essay Laurie wrote for the Sabine Baring-Gould Appreciation Society can be found in her collection Laurie R. King’s Sherlock Holmes, but its essence is boiled down in the following paragraphs, comparing the Baring-Gould’s autobiography, Early Reminiscences, with the later Holmes “biography” penned by the vicar’s own grandson, W. S. Baring Gould, Sherlock Holmes of Baker Street:
From Early Reminiscences:
Sabine Baring-Gould was born on the 28th of January, 1834. “My father had been a cavalry lieutenant in the East Indian Company’s service—uniform blue and silver. He met with an accident: whilst driving a stout friend in his dog-cart, the vehicle was upset and the friend fell on him and dislocated his hip. He was not carefully treated, and was sent home invalided.” And later, “On 6 July, 1837, we left England in the steam vessel, Leeds, for Bordeaux….From Bayonne the whole party moved for the winter to Pau, where we took a flat on the Grande Place.”
In the summer of 1838, the Baring-Gould family moved on to Montpellier where, as young Sabine’s mother wrote, “We were not a little glad to find a delightfully snug and pretty little house…in the best part of the town” which had “a piece of water in the middle (very shallow) and railed around to the height of Sabine’s waist, full of gold fish, which serve to delight the little ones.”
“In October, 1840…we crossed to Rotterdam….We remained for some time at Cologne, as the weather was breaking up and winter setting in, so that it was not convenient for travelling.
“One drawback to going abroad had been the publication in numbers of Nicholas Nickleby, that was begun in 1839, and odd as it may seem, I think that really one reason for inducing my father to spend the winter at Cologne was that he might be more certain to obtain the issues of that story as they came out.”
From Sherlock Holmes of Baker Street:
Sherlock Holmes was born twenty-two days earlier and twenty years later, on 6 January, 1854, to “a young cavalry lieutenant in the services of the East India Company—uniform blue and gold—[who] had offered, one evening, to drive a friend home from the company mess. Perhaps the dinner had been an exceptionally good one. Certainly both the cavalry lieutenant and his friend were heavy men, each weighting in the neighborhood of fourteen stone. In any case, it followed that the dogcart shortly turned over. The friend fell upon his companion, the cavalry lieutenant. The friend was unhurt, but the hip of the cavalry lieutenant was dislocated, and he was invalided home without delay.”
When Sherlock was a year old, his father, the retired officer, “led his entire family aboard the steamship Lerdo on July 7, 1855. They were bound for Bordeaux, across the Bay of Biscay. From Bordeaux they traveled to Pau, and there they wintered, taking a flat in the Grande Palace.”
In May, 1858, the family removed to Montepellier, where “they took a snug and pretty little house in the best part of town…with a goldfish pool to delight Sherlock and his brothers.” (Note that Baring-Gould believed there was a third and eldest brother, “Sherrinford”—a name that appears in the Conan Doyle notes as a possible name for his character, later re-christened “Sherlock”.)
And “in October 1860 they crossed to Rotterdam. Two months later this wandering family, these genteel gypsies, pitched tent in Cologne. The Rhine in
that winter of 1860-61 was frozen over, and the while family had several months of peace during with Siger Holmes [the father] continued his studies.”
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The telegram in my hand read:
RUSSELL NEED YOU IN DEVONSHIRE. IF FREE TAKE EARLIEST TRAIN CORYTON. IF NOT FREE COME ANYWAY. BRING COMPASS.
HOLMES
To say I was irritated would be an understatement. We had only just pulled ourselves from the mire of a difficult and emotionally draining case and now, less than a month later, with my mind firmly turned to the work awaiting me in this, my spiritual home, Oxford, my husband and longtime partner Sherlock Holmes proposed with this peremptory telegram to haul me away into his world once more. With an effort, I gave my landlady’s housemaid a smile, told her there was no reply (Holmes had neglected to send the address for a response—no accident on his part), and shut the door. I refused to speculate on why he wanted me, what purpose a compass would serve, or indeed what he was doing in Devon at all, since when last I had heard he was setting off to look into an interesting little case of burglary from an impregnable vault in Berlin. I squelched all impulse to curiosity, and returned to my desk.
Two hours later the girl interrupted my reading again, with another flimsy envelope. This one read:
ALSO SIX INCH MAPS EXETER TAVISTOCK OKEHAMPTON, CLOSE YOUR BOOKS. LEAVE NOW.
HOLMES
Damn the man, he knew me far too well.
I found my heavy brass pocket compass in the back of a drawer. It had never been quite the same since being first cracked and then drenched in an aqueduct beneath Jerusalem some four years before, but it was an old friend and it seemed still to work reasonably well. I dropped it into a similarly well-travelled rucksack, packed on top of it a variety of clothing to cover the spectrum of possibilities that lay between arctic expedition and tiara-topped dinner with royalty (neither of which, admittedly, were beyond Holmes’ reach), added the book on Judaism in mediaeval Spain that I had been reading, and went out to buy the requested stack of highly detailed six-inch-to-the-mile Ordnance Survey maps of the southwestern portion of England.
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