Seffan stuck with his random selection of 1773. Moke opted for a nearer era—he wanted to go back only as far as Prohibition, a great time to be alive.
In due course they each in turn entered the transposer chamber, and so dropped into history.
Gansy lived like a king—Leigher was quite indulgent with him. Gansy was one who always came back.
The Mob tagged Gansy, twisted his arm. Gansy was forced to talk. He introduced other high-ranking officers to pester Dr. Leigher. The good doctor's equipment became more sophisticated. Leigher professed unhappiness at the service he was obliged to afford persons who owned not the least of altruistic motives—but they did pay promptly, and in cash, without fussing over minor details such as receipts and tax-duties. And they were discreet
But all good things come to an end.
Much of the folding money that Gansy got to spend while living it up in Miami turned out to be part of the ransom that had been paid to the much-wanted kidnaper of Bernice Bernousie. Which little thing brought Gansy very smartly to the notice of the law. And from there it was but a step to making everything legal.
"A time-and-space transposer. Fantastic." Federal Agent Dixel surveyed the plant. The batteries of dials, screens, knobs, and switches, gleamed and winked back at him. "What a project!"
His fellow agent, Gordon, stepped gingerly into the transposer chamber. "You said it. What a racket, sending hoods into the past." He mulled the thought "One way of getting rid of them, I guess."
Dixel shook his head, marveling at the intricate machinery. "Wired every piece himself. The man was a genius."
"He'd have been better if he'd used his talents to serve society." Gordon mulled this thought over. "Maybe he did, at that Another one and he'd have had a round forty taking his escape trail. From as low as five thousand bucks. That's a small price to pay to raise hell sometime else. Hey! don't touch anything! I don't want to go anyplace!"
Dixel laughed. Take it easy, Johnny, the power's off." He came over to the chamber. This place is sealed, right? And if we want to go anywhere, we'll have to do it in our own time."
"My wife would miss me," Gordon said simply, "and the way this thing works she might have trouble collecting the insurance."
Dixel peered. "Is that an inspection hatch up there?"
"Huh? Yes, it looks like it" Gordon tested the rings of radiation bars. "Wouldn't grab these when they're hot It must have been like an oven in here." But cold, he found that they made a serviceable ladder.
Gordon climbed. He tested the hatch, found that it moved easily to one side. He poked his head up through, and a hand with a flashlight
"What's up there?" Dixel asked. "A valvo transistorium?"
"Uh-huh." The torch beam played.
Satisfied, Gordon descended. He did not feel comfortable in the chamber and felt that he had overcome his reluctance sufficiently for this investigation.
"Well? What did you see?"
"An air-bed, a refrigerator, a hose and a couple buckets, a clothes closet and spare harness things, and a paperback library." Gordon stepped out and dusted his hands. "Friend Gansy's hideaway." He scanned the laboratory. "Beautiful. A time machine. He could afford it. Tin, flashbulbs, and imagination." He turned to gaze somberly at the floor of the chamber. "And a trapdoor over the deepest abandoned mine in the state of Arizona. . ."
Edward D. Hoch
A full time writer since 1968, Edward D. Hoch (1930- ) is the most prolific producer of mystery short stories since Erie Stanley Gardner. Indeed, with over 600 published, he is one of the very few writers in any branch of literature who has made his living primarily through short fiction. His stories, which first began to appear in 1955, feature more than a dozen series characters, including the popular Nick Velvet and the grim but always interesting Captain Leopold. Because he has written relatively few novels he does not enjoy the critical acclaim due him. Short story collections include City of Brass and Other Simon Ark Stories (1971), The Spy and the Thief (1971), and the wonderful The Thefts of Nick Velvet (1978).
THE LEOPOLD LOCKED ROOM
Captain Leopold had never spoken to anyone about his divorce, and it was a distinct surprise to Lieutenant Fletcher when he suddenly said, "Did I ever tell you about my wife, Fletcher?"
They were just coming up from the police pistol range in the basement of headquarters after their monthly target practice, and it hardly seemed a likely time to be discussing past marital troubles. Fletcher glanced at him sideways and answered, "No, I guess you never did, Captain."
They had reached the top of the stairs and Leopold turned in to the little room where the coffee, sandwich, and soft-drink machines were kept They called it the lunchroom, but only by the boldest stretch of the imagination could the little collection of tables and chairs qualify as such. Rather it was a place where off-duty cops could sit and chat, which was what Leopold and Fletcher were doing now.
Fletcher bought the coffee and put the steaming paper cups on the table between them. He had never seen Leopold quite this open and personal before, anxious to talk about a life that had existed far beyond the limits of Fletcher's friendship. "She's coining back," Leopold said simply, and it took Fletcher an instant to grasp the meaning of bis words.
"Your wife is coming back?"
"My ex-wife."
"Here? What for?"
Leopold sighed and played with the little bag of sugar that Fletcher had given him with his coffee. "Her niece is getting married. Our niece."
"I never knew you had one."
"She's been away at college. Her name is Vicki Nelson, and she's marrying a young lawyer named Moore. And Monica is coming back east for the wedding."
"I never even knew her name," Fletcher observed, taking a sip of his coffee. "Haven't you seen her since the divorce?"
Leopold shook his head. "Not for fifteen years. It was a funny thing. She wanted to be a movie star, and I guess fifteen years ago lots of girls still thought about being movie stars. Monica was intelligent and very pretty—but probably no prettier than hundreds of other girls who used to turn up in Hollywood every year back in those days. I was just starting on the police force then, and the future looked pretty bright for me here. It would have been foolish of me to toss up everything just to chase her wild dream out to California. Well, pretty soon it got to be an obsession with her, really bad. She'd spend her afternoons in movie theaters and her evenings watching old films on television. Finally, when I still refused to go west with her, she just left me."
"Just walked out?"
Leopold nodded. "It was a blessing, really, that we didn't have children. I heard she got a few minor jobs out there—as an extra, and some technical stuff behind the scenes. Then apparently she had a nervous breakdown. About a year later I received the official word that she'd divorced me. I heard that she recovered and was back working, and I think she had another marriage that didn't work out."
"Why would she come back for the wedding?"
"Vicki is her niece and also her godchild. We were just married when Vicki was born, and I suppose Monica might consider her the child we never had. In any event, I know she still hates me, and blames me for everything mat's gone wrong with her life. She told a friend once a few years ago she wished I were dead."
"Do you have to go to this wedding, too, Captain?"
"Of course. If I stayed away it would be only because of her. At least I have to drop by the reception for a few minutes." Leopold smiled ruefully. "I guess that's why I'm telling you all this, Fletcher. I want a favor from you."
"Anything, Captain. You know that."
"I know it seems like a childish thing to do, but I'd like you to come out there with me. I'll tell them I'm working, and that I can only stay for a few minutes. You can wait outside in the car if you want At least they'll see you there and believe my excuse."
Fletcher could see the importance of it to Leopold, and the effort that had gone into the asking. "Sure," he said. "Be glad to. When is it?"
> "This Saturday. The reception's in the afternoon, at Sunset Farms."
Leopold had been to Sunset Farms only once before, at the wedding of a patrolman whom he'd especially liked. It was a low rambling place at the end of a paved driveway, overlooking a wooded valley and a gently flowing creek. If it had ever been a farm, that day was long past; but for wedding receptions and retirement parties it was the ideal place. The interior of the main building was, in reality, one huge square room, divided by accordion doors to make up to four smaller square rooms.
For the wedding of Vicki Nelson and Ted Moore three-quarters of the large room was in use, with only the last set of accordion doors pulled shut its entire width and locked. The wedding party occupied a head table along one wall, with smaller tables scattered around the room for the families and friends. When Leopold entered the place at five minutes of two on Saturday afternoon, the hired combo was just beginning to play music for dancing.
He watched for a moment while Vicki stood, radiant, and allowed her new husband to escort her to the center of the floor. Ted Moore was a bit older than Leopold had expected, but as the pair glided slowly across the floor, he could find no visible fault with the match. He helped himself to a glass of champagne punch and stood ready to intercept them as they left the dance floor.
"It's Captain Leopold, isn't it?" someone asked. A face from his past loomed up, a tired man with a gold tooth in the front of his smile. "I'm Immy Fontaine, Monica's stepbrother."
"Sure," Leopold said, as if he'd remembered the man all along. Monica had rarely mentioned Immy, and Leopold recalled meeting him once or twice at family gatherings. But the sight of him now, gold tooth and all, reminded Leopold that Monica was somewhere nearby, that he might confront her at any moment
"Were so glad you could come," someone else said, and he turned to greet the bride and groom as they came off the dance floor. Up close, Vicki was a truly beautiful girl, clinging to her new husband's arm like a proper bride.
"I wouldn't have missed it for anything," he said.
"This is Ted," she said, making the introductions. Leopold shook his hand, silently approving the firm grip and friendly eyes.
"I understand you're a lawyer," Leopold said, making conversation.
"That's right, sir. Mostly civil cases, though. I don't tangle much with criminals."
They chatted for a few more seconds before the pressure of guests broke them apart. The luncheon was about to be served, and the more hungry ones were already lining up at the buffet tables. Vicki and Ted went over to start the line, and Leopold took another glass of champagne punch.
"I see the car waiting outside," Immy Fontaine said, moving in again. "You got to go on duty?"
Leopold nodded. "Just this glass and I have to leave."
"Monica's in from the west coast."
"So I heard."
A slim man with a mustache jostled against him in the crush of the crowd and hastily apologized. Fontaine seized the man by the arm and introduced him to Leopold. "This here's Dr. Felix Thursby. He came east with Monica. Doc, I want you to meet Captain Leopold, her ex-husband."
Leopold shook hands awkwardly, embarrassed for the man and for himself. "A fine wedding," he mumbled. "Your first trip east?"
Thursby shook his head. "I'm from New York. Long ago."
"I was on the police force there once," Leopold remarked.
They chatted for a few more minutes before Leopold managed to edge away through the crowd.
"Leaving so soon?" a harsh unforgettable voice asked.
"Hello, Monica. It's been a long time."
He stared down at the handsome, middle-aged woman who now blocked his path to the door. She had gained a little weight, especially in the bosom, and her hair was graying. Only the eyes startled him, and frightened him just a bit. They had the intense wild look he'd seen before on the faces of deranged criminals.
"I didn't think you'd come. I thought you'd be afraid of me," she said.
"That's foolish. Why should I be afraid of you?"
The music had started again, and the line from the buffet tables was beginning to snake lazily about the room. But for Leopold and Monica they might have been alone in the middle of a desert
"Come in here," she said, "where we can talk." She motioned toward the end of the room that had been cut off by the accordion doors. Leopold followed her, helpless to do anything else. She unlocked the doors and pulled them apart, just wide enough for them to enter the unused quarter of the large room. Then she closed and locked the doors behind them, and stood facing him. They were two people, alone in a bare unfurnished room.
They were in an area about thirty feet square, with the windows at the far end and the locked accordion doors at Leopold's back. He could see the afternoon sun cutting through the trees outside, and the gentle hum of the air conditioner came through above the subdued murmur of the wedding guests.
"Remember the day we got married?" she asked.
"Yes. Of course."
She walked to the middle window, running her fingers along the frame, perhaps looking for the latch to open it. But it stayed closed as she faced him again. "Our marriage was as drab and barren as this room. Lifeless, unused!"
"Heaven knows I always wanted children, Monica."
"You wanted nothing but your damned police work!" she shot back, eyes flashing as her anger built
"Look, I have to go. I have a man waiting in the car."
"Go! That's what you did before, wasn't it? Go, gol Go out to your damned job and leave me to struggle for myself. Leave me to-"
"You walked out on me, Monica. Remember?" he reminded her softly. She was so defenseless, without even a purse to swing at him.
"Sure I did! Because I had a career waiting for me! I had all the world waiting for me! And you know what happened because you wouldn't come along? You know what happened to me out there? They took my money and my self-respect and what virtue I had left. They made me into a tramp, and when they were done they locked me up in a mental hospital for three years. Three years!" Im sorry.
"Every day while I was there I thought about you. I thought about how it would be when I got out. Oh, I thought. And planned. And schemed. You're a big detective now. Sometimes your cases even get reported in the California papers." She was pacing back and forth, caged, dangerous. "Big detective. But I can still destroy you just as you destroyed me!"
He glanced over his shoulder at the locked accordion doors, seeking a way out It was a thousand times worse than he'd imagined it would be. She was mad—mad and vengeful and terribly dangerous. "You should see a doctor, Monica."
Her eyes closed to mere slits. "I've seen doctors." Now she paused before the middle window, facing him. "I came all the way east for this day, because I thought you'd be here. It's so much better than your apartment, or your office, or a city street. There are one hundred and fifty witnesses on the other side of those doors."
"What in hell are you talking about?"
Her mouth twisted in a horrible grin. "You're going to know what I knew. Bars and cells and disgrace. You're going to know the despair I felt all those years."
"Monica—"
At that instant perhaps twenty feet separated them. She lifted one arm, as if to shield herself, then screamed in terror. "No! Oh, God, no!"
Leopold stood frozen, unable to move, as a sudden gunshot echoed through the room. He saw the bullet strike her in the chest, toppling her backward like the blow from a giant fist. Then somehow he had his own gun out of its belt holster and he swung around toward the doors.
They were still closed and locked. He was alone in the room with Monica.
He looked back to see her crumple on the floor, blood spreading in a widening circle around the torn black hole in her dress. His eyes went to the windows, but all three were still closed and unbroken. He shook his head, trying to focus his mind on what had happened.
There was noise from outside, and a pounding on the accordion doors. Someone opened the lock
from the other side, and the gap between the doors widened as they were pulled open.
"What happened?" someone asked. A woman guest screamed as she saw the body. Another toppled in a faint
Leopold stepped back, aware of the gun still in his hand, and saw Lieutenant Fletcher fighting his way through the mob of guests. "Captain, what is it?"
"She. . . Someone shot her."
Fletcher reached out and took the gun from Leopold's hand-carefully, as one might take a broken toy from a child. He put it to his nose and sniffed, then opened the cylinder to inspect the bullets.
"It's been fired recently, Captain. One shot" Then his eyes seemed to cloud over, almost to the point of tears. "Why the hell did you do it?" he asked, "Why?"
Leopold saw nothing of what happened then. He only had vague and splintered memories of someone examining her and saying she was still alive, of an ambulance and much confusion. Fletcher drove him down to headquarters, to the Commissioner's office, and he sat there and waited, running his moist palms up and down his trousers. He was not surprised when they told him she had died on the way to Southside Hospital Monica had never been one to do things by halves.
The men—detectives who worked under him—came to and left the Commissioner's office, speaking in low tones with their heads together, occasionally offering him some embarrassed gesture of condolence. There was an aura of sadness over the place, and Leopold knew it was for him.
"You have nothing more to tell us, Captain?" the Commissioner asked. "I'm making it as easy for you as I can."
"I didn't kill her," Leopold insisted again. "It was someone else."
"Who? How?"
He could only shake his head "I wish I knew. I think in some mad way she killed herself, to get revenge on me."
"She shot herself with your gun, while it was in your holster, and while you were standing twenty feet away?"
Leopold ran a hand over his forehead. "It couldn't have been my gun. Ballistics will prove that"
"But your gun had been fired recently, and there was an empty cartridge in the chamber."
"I can't explain that I haven't fired it since the other day at target practice, and I reloaded it afterwards."
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