by M C Beaton
Jenny remained standing, her head still bent.
Hamish turned and walked away and let himself out into the night.
Hamish’s first visitor early next morning was Jamie Ross. ‘I don’t know whether I’m doin’ the right thing or not,’ said Jamie. ‘I got back last night and found everything in order, but no sign of Sandy. I went out to his place, but there was no one home.’
‘Maybe he’s indoors, dead drunk, and cannae hear you,’ said Hamish.
‘No, the door wasn’t locked. I took a look inside. He’s gone all right, but his Land Rover’s still there. I’m wondering whether to report him missing.’
‘It’s early days,’ said Hamish. ‘Had he been drinking?’
‘Well, that’s what worries me. He had. Worse than that, he told Hector at The Clachan that I had kindly left a glass of booze for him on one of the tanks. I wouldn’t dream of doing a thing like that. Hector said he was drinking himself silly. I got mad and asked why no one had stopped him. But far from stopping him, the locals seem to have gone out of their way to buy him drinks.’
‘Why would they do that?’
‘Jealousy,’ said Jamie simply. ‘You know what they’re like around here. They don’t like me showing I have any money at all. You’re supposed to be like the crofters and plead poverty. That’s why a lot of these crofters don’t buy their land, you know. They could force the landowner to sell it to them for a song, but then that’d mean they’d need to pass a means test in order to get the government grants, and not one of them could pass it. Sandy’s a good soul when he’s not drinking. I’d hate to see him have an accident. It would be just like him to wander off and fall asleep somewhere and die of exposure. Besides, I owed him the second half of his wages and it’s strange he didn’t turn up to collect. He went away and left the office locked up and took the key with him. I had to break in.’
‘I’ll have a look around,’ said Hamish. ‘So you think someone deliberately left that drink so as Sandy would go on drinking, once started?’
‘Aye, sheer spite.’
‘I’ll do my best. How was the wedding?’
‘Oh, just grand. Everything went off like clockwork. They’re off to the Canary Islands on their honeymoon.’
When Jamie left, Hamish washed his breakfast dishes and prepared to go out to look for Sandy Carmichael. He was on the point of leaving when Jenny arrived, looking shamefaced.
‘Thanks for last night,’ she said awkwardly. ‘I wasn’t myself.’
‘That’s all right,’ said Hamish. ‘I was just on my road out. Jamie Ross says that Sandy Carmichael is missing. But there’s time for a coffee. You wouldn’t happen to know if Sandy’s ever gone missing before?’
‘Not that I know. Drunk or sober, he always hangs about the town. Oh, here’s Mrs Mainwaring,’ said Jenny, spotting a massive figure passing the kitchen window. ‘I wonder what she wants.’
Hamish went through to the police station annexe in time to open the door to Mrs Mainwaring.
She was wearing a squashed felt hat and a waxed coat over a navy dress with a white sailor collar, a photograph of which had appeared several months ago in one of the Sunday colour supplements: ‘Order now. Special offer. Flattering to the fuller figure.’ A strong smell of peppermint and whisky blasted into Hamish’s face as she cried, ‘William is missing. He hasn’t been home for two nights!’
‘Come in, Mrs Mainwaring,’ said Hamish. ‘Sit yourself down.’
Jenny came through and stood in the office doorway. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked.
‘Mr Mainwaring is missing,’ said Hamish. ‘Look, Mrs Mainwaring, has he done this before?’
‘No, never. I mean, yes, he has, but he’s always told me or left a note.’
‘And where does he go?’
‘Glasgow or Edinburgh. He likes to go to the theatre.’
‘Alone?’
‘Yes, of course.’
Hamish thought that William Mainwaring might possibly have a mistress in Glasgow or Edinburgh – either that or be staying away out of sheer malice. ‘I think you should give it a little more time,’ he said soothingly. ‘He’ll be back.’
Jenny came forward and stood with her hand on Mrs Mainwaring’s shoulder. ‘And I think you ought to look for him,’ she said sharply. ‘Can’t you see how distressed Mrs Mainwaring is?’
‘All right,’ said Hamish reluctantly. ‘I’ve got to look for Sandy Carmichael, and so I may as well look for Mr Mainwaring at the same time.’
Ian Gibb was a budding reporter. He was on the dole, but he scoured the countryside in the hope of a good story. Occasionally one of the Scottish newspapers used a short piece from him, but he dreamt of having a scoop, a story that would hit the London papers.
That day, his sights were lower. With all the fuss about the decline in educational standards, he had decided to write a feature on Cnothan School. The school was run on the lines of an old-fashioned village school. It taught all ages up to university level. Education standards were high and discipline was strict. Teachers wore black academic gowns in the classroom and mortar-boards on speech days. The headmaster, John Finch, was an ageing martinet, the type of headmaster of whom people approve after they have left school and do not have to endure being taught by such a rigid personality themselves.
The headmaster had agreed to see him, but, true to his type, planned to keep Ian kicking his heels outside the headmaster’s study for a full quarter of an hour.
Ian was moodily wishing he could light up a cigarette. He was sitting on a hard bench with his back against the wall. But after five minutes of waiting, he was joined by a teenage girl. ‘Hallo,’ said Ian cheerfully. ‘In trouble?’
‘Oh, no,’ said the girl. ‘I am one of the school prefects, and Mrs Billings, the English teacher, has sent me along to report that two of the girls are misbehaving in class. I’ll wait till you’re finished.’
‘Maybe you’d better go first,’ said Ian, feeling disappointed in this girl, whose Highland beauty had initially charmed him. There was something cold-bloodedly precise about her manner. ‘I’ll be a while. I’m interviewing Mr Finch for my newspaper.’
‘Which newspaper is that?’
Ian didn’t have a newspaper, being a freelance. He only hoped one of them would take his education article. But he said, ‘The Scotsman,’ hoping to impress.
‘Oh, that’s why he’s seeing you,’ said the girl sedately. ‘The Scotsman’s a good paper. I didn’t think he’d want to see a reporter, mind. I thought he would call it sensationalism.’
‘What? Education?’
‘No, the witchcraft story.’
Ian stiffened. ‘Oh yes, that,’ he said casually, although it was the first he had heard of it, as he lived in Dornoch. ‘Bad business.’
‘I don’t approve of it myself,’ said the girl primly. ‘But there’s no doubt in anyone’s mind the Mainwarings were asking for it.’
There came a commotion from the end of the corridor. Ian took out a small notebook, and as the girl turned her head away, he rapidly scribbled down ‘Mainwaring’. A harassed, middle-aged woman came along the corridor, dragging two weeping six-year-olds. She saw the girl and said, ‘Gemma, was there ever such a business! These two brats were supposed to be off school with the flu. Now they say they were playing up on the moors and there’s a skeleton in the middle of that ring of standing stones.’
She knocked sharply on the door of the headmaster’s study, and, without waiting for a reply, she went in, dragging the weeping children behind her.
Ian pressed his ear against the panels of the door, ‘Here!’ cried the girl called Gemma. ‘You cannae do that. I’ll tell on you!’
‘Go tell,’ snarled Ian over his shoulder, and then he listened hard.
By the time Hamish Macbeth arrived at the ring of standing stones, there was already quite a large crowd gathered. His police Land Rover had been stopped by other cars and pedestrians, all crying to him about the skeleton up on the moors.<
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The crowd parted to let him through. The skeleton lay in all its horrible whiteness under a bleak windy sky.
Hamish walked forward and knelt down by the skeleton. The whiteness of the bone depressed him. He had been hoping it would turn out to be another joke, that it would prove to be a skeleton used by medical students, but this one was too new.
‘I’m Dr Brodie,’ said a red-haired man, coming up to join him. ‘Is this a joke?’
‘I hope so,’ said Hamish. ‘But I don’t think so. What do you make of it?’
The doctor knelt down beside him and took out a strong magnifying glass. ‘I’ve no doubt the pathologist will tell us soon enough, but I’m baffled.’ He raised the skull gently and lay down with his head on the ground and peered at the back of it. ‘Aye,’ he murmured, ‘whoever it was had his neck broken. It’ll come away in your hands if you’re not careful. And see here . . .’ He pointed to the left arm bone. ‘There’s tiny scratches all over the bone.’
‘Acid?’
‘No, definitely not acid.’ He sat back on his heels. ‘Mainwaring’s missing, isn’t he?’
‘Aye,’ said Hamish, ‘and Sandy Carmichael. Teeth. What about teeth?’
The doctor peered at the skull. ‘None at all,’ he said gloomily. ‘Can’t be Carmichael. I happen to know he had his own teeth. I don’t know about Mainwaring. He never consulted me. Went to some doctor in Edinburgh.’
Hamish glanced round anxiously at the swelling crowd. ‘I’ll need help,’ he said urgently. ‘While I phone, you pick out the most reliable from the crowd and get them to find ropes and groundsheets. I want the whole place roped off and groundsheets over as much of the area surrounded by the stones as you can manage.’
When Hamish returned after using the car phone in the Land Rover, the doctor and his helpers were busy spreading tarpaulins over the turf.
Hamish’s heart was beating hard. After that business on Clachan Mohr, he had hoped never to be the butt of a practical joke again, but he found he was praying that this would turn out to be one. But the sky was dark and windy and his Highland soul felt menace in the very air.
He took out his notebook and began to make rapid shorthand notes.
Then he was approached by a group of men and women – reporters from the Northern Times, Highland Times, Moray Firth Radio, and the Ross-shire Journal, all clamouring to know about witchcraft in Cnothan.
His heart sank. It was like a bad dream. He knew that the Glasgow and Edinburgh newspapers would soon follow, then the television teams, then the London newspaper and television reporters. But, worst of all – once more he would be working for Detective Chief Inspector Blair of Strathbane.
Ian Gibb had found his scoop at last.
Chapter Five
What makes life dreary is the want of motive.
– George Eliot
The circus came to town. All of it. The television crews with cables twisting like black snakes, the reporters, the feature writers, the photographers, the forensic team, squads of policemen to search for clues, and the fat, pompous figure of Chief Detective Inspector Blair among the lot.
Blair was determined to solve this case all on his own, without his thunder being stolen by that lanky village idiot, Hamish Macbeth, and so he told Hamish to ‘run along’ and keep the gentlemen of the press in order.
Hamish derived much better amusement from the spectacle of the press trying to winkle a comment out of the taciturn locals. It was Diarmuid Sinclair of all people who broke the ice. Driven out of Cnothan in the search for a friendlier interviewee, Grampian Television had come across Diarmuid in his fields. Since he had started to talk to Hamish Macbeth, there was no stopping Diarmuid. He talked and talked. He told fantastic Highland stories of witchcraft in Cnothan. He even said he believed there was a coven of witches in the town.
Diarmuid burst upon the six o’clock news and caused emerald-green jealousy in Cnothan. By evening the press were almost besieged by locals dying to be interviewed.
Hamish felt restless. Blair and his sidekicks, detectives Jimmy Anderson and Harry Mac-Nab, were cluttering up the police station, and one of the forensic team had commandeered the Land Rover. Hamish put Towser on the leash and ambled down to The Clachan. He felt if he could find the whereabouts of Sandy Carmichael, he might find the whereabouts of William Mainwaring and the identity of the skeleton. Mrs Mainwaring had tearfully confirmed her husband had false teeth, but it was hard to think of the means by which Mainwaring could have been reduced to bare bones so quickly.
It was pitch-black although it was only four in the afternoon, and the endless screaming wind of Sutherland was tearing at his clothes. The bar was closed but he could see a light inside and hammered on the door. After a wait of a few minutes, it was opened by Hector Gunn. ‘Mair questions,’ he groaned when he saw Hamish. ‘If it isnae the press, it’s the polis. Come in.’ Hamish went into the bar, which smelled of stale beer and strong disinfectant, with Towser at his heels.
‘I want to know what happened when Sandy Carmichael was in here on Saturday evening,’ said Hamish.
‘Nothing happened. He drank himself stupid, that’s all.’
‘The man is a known alcoholic. Didn’t you think buying him drinks was a form o’ murder?’ said Hamish.
‘Och, I wouldnae say he was an alcoholic. Jist owerfond o’ his dram.’
Hamish looked at Hector Gunn in silence. Was there any point in saying that a man who had the DTs with remarkable regularity was obviously not a social drinker? He decided it would be a waste of time.
‘Well,’ said Hamish, ‘Let’s put it another way. Who was the keenest to buy Sandy drinks?’
‘I wasnae watching, and I’ve got mair to dae with ma time,’ said Hector huffily. ‘It was your job tae be doon here, seeing that none of them tried to drive when they had mair than enough. It was a noisy evening. Alistair Gunn, ma cousin, was in, and Dougie Macdonald. Something Mainwaring had said to Alistair was fair making him mad, although he wouldnae say what it was. He wanted a crowd of them to debag Mainwaring and throw him in the loch. They were all as fierce as lions and saying what they were going to do to Mainwaring when in he walks and they all fall silent and become sheepish and shuffle their feet and not a word is said to the man. John Sinclair and his wife, Mary, came in and Mainwaring joined them, although they didn’t want him to. Then that reporter, Ian Gibb, him from Dornoch, he was in, noisy and drunk, and Mainwaring leaves the Sinclairs and says something to him, and Gibb tries to punch him but falls on the floor. Then thae two crofters, Alec Birrell and Davey Macdonald, start shouting at Mainwaring that he’s stealing good croft land from the crofters and Mainwaring tells them to get stuffed. Then Harry Mackay puts his oar in and says Mainwaring bought those houses and left them empty out o’ spite, and Mainwaring says Mackay couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel, he was that weak. Mackay walks off in a temper. I had a lot of customers to serve but I was just about to go around the bar and stop the noise when Mainwaring left and everything quietened down after that and they were all laughing at Sandy, who was standing on his chair and trying to do an impersonation of Frank Sinatra. I asked him for his car keys but he said he didnae have his Land Rover with him.’
Hamish asked a few more questions and then went off into the blackness of late afternoon. He decided to go out to the Cnothan Game and Fish Company to see if Jamie had heard any news of Sandy. He let Towser off the leash as soon as he was clear of the town traffic, and then he ambled along, whistling in a kind of dreary way.
Towser plunged into the fields on either side of the road, looking for rabbits. Hamish kept calling him back, shining his powerful torch across the fields. It was just when Towser had been gone some time and Hamish was wondering whether the dog had been caught in a rabbit trap, that he at last saw Towser loping back towards the road, his eyes gleaming in the long beam thrown by the torch.
‘It’s no use grinning at me like that,’ grumbled Hamish, ‘I’ve had enough. Back on the leash you go.’
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And then Towser’s absurd grin slipped and fell to the grass. Wondering, Hamish bent down and shone his torch on a set of false teeth. He took out a clean handkerchief and picked them up.
‘Where did you get this, boy?’ he whispered. ‘Over there? Come on. Show me!’
Towser obediently trotted off, stopping and turning every few yards to make sure his master was following him. ‘Fetch!’ called Hamish when Towser finally stopped and pawed the ground. Towser scoured around, bringing back everything he could find, from rusty tin cans to old shoes. Hamish turned and looked back. There was a car going along the road, not far away. As he watched, the car window opened and something came hurtling out. He walked forward and looked. It was a crushed beer can.
He stood in the darkness, shivering in the wind, and thinking hard.
He shone his torch on the false teeth. They were stained with nicotine.
He wrapped them carefully in his handkerchief again and began to make his way back to the road. He put Towser back on the leash and headed on towards the Game and Fish Company.
As he reached the yard, Jamie cruised in in his white Mercedes with his wife. The floodlights in the yard were switched on and so Hamish was able to view Jamie’s wife clearly. She was a tall, slim Highland beauty with masses of jet-black hair, a creamy skin, and a luscious mouth. She was wearing a mink coat open over a white shirt blouse and jeans and black leather boots with very high stiletto heels.
Jamie introduced her, and then said, ‘We’ll be in the office, Helen, if you want me.’
His wife smiled vaguely and then swayed off in the direction of the house.
‘Now, what can I do for you?’ asked Jamie. ‘Found Sandy?’
‘No,’ said Hamish. ‘I was hoping you would have had some news.’
Jamie led the way into the office. ‘That’s a funny-looking police dog,’ he said, looking at Towser.