While I’d only known the Summers clan a short time, I hated the idea of leaving the three of them behind. To be honest, though, they’d opted for the same plan I’d considered: to secure the buildings in the shopping complex, rely on the supplies in the varied stores and restaurants, and stay at Home Depot as long as they safely could. If my wife hadn’t left the city — and I didn’t firmly believe I’d see her again — I might’ve stayed, too.
Chapter 26
“I think the dead should shut up, unless thereʼs something to say.”
– Patient X, The Exorcist III (1990)
Though willing to assist the Summers family with such a noble (if insane) task, I didn’t really fancy venturing into the Pet Mart by myself. I had no idea how many zombies were inside, and given how dark the store likely was, I could easily imagine my solitary rescue mission heading south rapidly. But who should I wrangle into coming with me? How fleet-footed and gun-savvy could Alvin and Ellen possibly be? And as for their granddaughter…
“So, Joe, what’s the plan?” Jenny asked, interrupting my train of thought.
“I’m still working on it, but I think it’ll involve entering the store through the roof… and trying not to get myself killed.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll have your back.”
“What?”
She grinned. “I’m going with you.”
While part of me breathed a sigh of relief, the rest of me faced a whole new set of concerns. “I appreciate the help, Jenny, but, uh… how should I put this? Aren’t you afraid of heights?”
“Well, ‘afraid’ might be overstating it. I just get nervous, that’s all.”
“You do realize we have to cross a narrow plank bridge about twenty feet above the ground, with a bunch of brain-eating zombies down below, hoping we’ll fall?”
She swallowed involuntarily, but before she could respond, her grandfather expressed his own displeasure.
“You’re not going anywhere, young lady. I’ll help Joe with the animals.”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” she snapped. “You need to stay behind and protect Mawmaw. Besides, I’m much faster than you.”
“I agree with Al,” Ellen interjected. “Let the men handle this one.”
“Darn it, Mawmaw. This isn’t 1950. I am perfectly capable of doing anything a man can do.”
Well, not everything. Of course, I didn’t plan on jumping into their family discussion. Just stayed out of it and waited for the three of them to reach a decision.
The volley of points and counterpoints continued for a minute or so, until Alvin and Ellen finally agreed to let their granddaughter — admittedly, a mature woman of thirty — accompany me to the pet store.
Thus far, the Summers clan had survived without guns, but it felt wrong to leave the old couple unarmed — and I definitely couldn’t let Jenny enter a potential den of zombies without a decent weapon. So, I returned to the contractor entrance, cautiously pried open the glass doors, and surveyed the area beneath the awning. Thanks to my earlier outburst in the garden center and the noisy task of building the bridge, all but a couple zombies had migrated to the access road between buildings.
Slowly, I unlocked and slid open the passenger-side door, climbed into the van, and crept toward my arsenal. For Jenny, I chose a fairly light .9mm Beretta with a twelve-round ammo clip, hopefully more than sufficient for our ill-advised venture. For Alvin, I grabbed another shotgun and a handful of shells.
On my way toward the open door, I heard a mournful meow. Gazing downward, I noticed Azazel staring at me through the slits of her carrier. My poor cat had been cooped up all day. She would definitely need to hit the litter box and get some grub once we got back on the road.
After glancing through the windshield and the rear windows, I realized the closest zombies had yet to notice me moving through the van. So, I took a break to stroke Azazel’s furry head, toss a handful of kitty treats into her carrier, and pour a little water into the small trough attached to the gate.
While she likely wouldn’t have minded a chance to stretch her limbs, I didn’t have time to oversee her explorations, and there was no way I’d let her roam around the van on her own. Knowing her, I figured she’d end up lying on the dashboard, grooming her fur, and attracting every zombie in the parking lot.
“I realize this stop is taking a little longer than planned,” I whispered to her, “but I promise we’ll hit the road soon.”
Quietly, I shut and locked the van door, sealed the store entrance, and returned to the Summers clan, who waited for me at the bottom of the roof access stairs.
“Sorry to make you all wait. I had to take care of my cat.”
Obviously, the animal-loving family understood.
After handing Alvin the extra shotgun, the derringer, and some ammo, I led him and the two ladies to the roof of Home Depot. There, Ellen squeezed Jenny so tightly that even I started worrying we wouldn’t return from our trip to the pet store.
Alvin, meanwhile, shook my hand. “Good luck, Joe. Take care of our girl, okay?”
“Will do.”
The initial hurdle, of course, was crossing the plank bridge. The fiberglass ladder we’d used as the base could extend to twenty-four feet and hold up to three hundred pounds — not enough for both of us to traverse safely — so I volunteered to go first.
While I’d always been more afraid of water — specifically, drowning — than heights, I didn’t trust our building skills or my natural balance enough to walk across the bridge. Instead, I opted for the less manly approach of crawling over the plywood.
With the .38 secured in my hip holster, the crowbar awkwardly tucked inside my jeans, the shotgun gripped in my right hand, and a plastic bag containing the flashlight dangling from my left wrist, I ventured across the fifteen-foot gap between buildings. Every creak or shift of the bridge caused me to hold my breath, especially since thirty or more zombies waited hungrily below, moaning loudly and monitoring my slow progress like scavenging vultures circling their dying prey.
Not dead yet, fellas, I wanted to yell at them. But I kept my mouth shut, convinced one arrogant move would cause me to slip and prove them right.
When I reached the roof of the Pet Mart, I scrambled to my feet and turned to cheer on Jenny. She was already kneeling on the far end of the bridge, a machete gripped in one hand and the .9mm clutched in the other, but based on her wide eyes, ashen face, and trembling pout, I knew she was terrified — and undoubtedly questioning her promise to go with me. True, the gap between buildings was only about fifteen feet wide, but the twenty-foot drop into a pit of zombies would give anyone pause, especially someone who was afraid of heights.
“It’s okay, Jenny,” I said. “I can handle it on my own.” Not that I wanted to. Even Clare, who also loved animals and understood my ongoing desire to save as many as possible, would’ve balked at the crazy-ass stunt.
“No, no,” she said, her voice wavering. “I can do this.”
“Just take your time. There’s no rush.” Although I’d hoped to reach Baton Rouge before nightfall, I knew what I wanted didn’t matter. I only had a few hours of daylight left — and given my radiator dilemma and the obstacles I was likely to encounter, it would surely take me longer to get there anyway. “And keep your eyes on me. No need to look down.”
With a fortifying breath, Jenny started her journey across the makeshift bridge. While she crawled at a sloth’s pace, she managed to ignore the groaning zombies huddled below, stretching their arms toward her, until the halfway mark. That was when she inadvertently looked downward, noting the ravenous creatures, and her progress came to a screeching halt.
Even with me, Alvin, and Ellen offering supportive words, we couldn’t break through her sudden catatonia. Frozen in place, on her hands and knees, she simply stared at the zombies and started to hyperventilate.
I crouched toward the ground, my old soccer-playing knees popping every inch of the way. With my face level with hers, I softly whispered her name.
“Jenny, listen to me. You can totally do this. You’re already halfway across. Just keep your eyes on mine and take it one step at a time.”
When she failed to move or even make a sound, I decided to try a new approach.
“Jenny,” I shouted. “Listen to me, goddammit. If you don’t snap out of it and cross this fucking bridge, I’m leaving your ass here. I’m risking my life to help you and your grandparents, but I can’t stay here forever. My wife needs me.” I stopped to take a breath. “And besides, I thought you said you could do anything a man can do. If that’s true, prove it.”
Still standing on the opposite roof, Alvin and Ellen both wore horrified expressions, but as guilty as I felt for yelling at their granddaughter, the “tough love” tactic seemed to work. Gradually, Jenny lifted her head and steadied her breathing. Then, with her eyes fixed on mine, she advanced across the bridge.
True, her pace was excruciatingly slow: she would slide her gun-wielding right hand forward a few inches, followed by her right knee, then push her machete-gripping left hand forward a few inches, followed by her left knee, then repeat the whole process. As I watched her, the tension in my chest increased until I thought I might begin hyperventilating, too.
Eventually, though, she reached the Pet Mart roof. Alvin, Ellen, and I all seemed to sigh with relief as she rose to her feet.
I smiled at her reassuringly. “I knew you could do it.” As a married man, I was no stranger to the necessity of white lies.
“Well, that makes one of us,” she confessed, her cheeks blushing with shame. “I had a full-on panic attack out there. How the hell am I supposed to get back to the other side?”
I chuckled. “Why don’t we cross that bridge when we get to it?”
She grinned in spite of her fear and embarrassment. Then, after giving her a few minutes to calm down, I led her to the access door I’d already discovered while constructing the bridge.
Normally, I would’ve preferred using quieter weapons like the machete and crowbar for such a zombie-killing mission, but we’d already decided well-aimed gunshots would be more efficient. With any luck, the sounds would also lure the zombies away from the bridge and toward the front of the pet store.
Once Jenny had clipped the machete to her overalls and readied the flashlight and handgun, I pried open the door, tucked the crowbar behind my belt, and ventured inside the darkened Pet Mart. Although I assumed the stairwell led to a second level, not the ground floor, I couldn’t be certain who — or what — we would soon encounter. I just hoped the animals — whose mournful meows and barks echoed from below — would endure a little longer. Or else, Jenny and I would be tempting fate for no reason at all.
Chapter 27
“Fight now, cry later.”
– Seth Gecko, From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Because the roof access door had been locked, as expected — and I’d had to pry it open with my crowbar — the animals weren’t the only ones making a ruckus. The scraping and thudding from our unavoidably noisy entrance had incensed the undead as well. We could hear quite a bit of groaning and moaning as we descended the stairs.
“Sounds like more than a few zombies,” Jenny lamented from behind me, the flashlight beam jiggling as she navigated the steps.
“Yeah, I’m hoping it only seems that way,” I replied, aiming the shotgun directly ahead. “Even a handful of voices can sound like a lot in a large space.”
We emerged cautiously from the stairwell, stepping onto a second-level catwalk that ran alongside a row of open offices, at the rear of the building. As predicted, the store’s interior was fairly dim, but between the flashlight still clutched in Jenny’s hand and the natural light spilling through the office windows and front glass doors, it was bright enough for us to navigate along the catwalk. Good thing, too, as we apparently had to cross the entire width of the building to reach the staircase leading to the ground level.
The power outage hadn’t only made it tougher to see. Without the air conditioning required to cool the enormous store, Pet Mart was also stuffier and smellier than I would’ve preferred. Though I caught a whiff of animal feces and funkiness, it was, of course, the smell of blood and rotting flesh that threatened to overwhelm me and Jenny. But we had a job to do, and the sooner we did it, the sooner I’d be on my not-so-merry way.
Just a few paces along the catwalk, we spotted our first zombie. He’d just emerged from one of the far offices and, unfortunately, spotted us as well. He was an older man, perhaps in his late fifties, with a shredded, gore-splattered Oxford shirt, a rotund belly full of gaping wounds, and a bushy beard matted with blood.
“Oh, my God,” Jenny whispered from behind me, the flashlight beam wavering across the creature. “That’s Mr. Jones. The manager.”
It didn’t matter what he used to be. Right now, he’s just a big ol’ mess stumbling down the catwalk, headed directly for us. From the trembling sound of Jenny’s voice, I knew she didn’t share my opinion. A quick glance at her stricken face, her watery eyes, and I realized she wouldn’t be able to shoot someone she’d once known as a human. In her defense, I hadn’t had to pass that particular test yet.
“Cover your ears,” I told her.
Nodding sadly, she pressed the flashlight against one ear and the pistol against the other as I faced forward again and aimed my shotgun. Now, it was just Mr. Jones and me, and neither of us would be smiling.
Back in the van, I’d decided to load the Mossberg with buckshot and slugs, assuming both would prove to be useful. Planning to alternate between the two, I’d loaded the buckshot shell first. Keeping the shotgun trained on the former manager, I watched and waited as he tried to close the gap between us. When he was only ten feet away, Jenny gasped from behind me — likely surprised I’d allowed him to get so close. I promptly squeezed the trigger and put a dozen holes into the zombie.
One of the shots must have severed his spine, as he immediately collapsed onto the catwalk, about five feet from us. Although he’d lost the ability to ramble, he wasn’t done yet. As soon as he hit the floor, he began pulling himself across the metal grates toward us.
At that moment, Jenny’s moist eyes became full-on waterworks. Doing my best to ignore her amplified sobs, I aimed the shotgun downward and put a slug through the zombie’s skull. The exploding head didn’t do much to stop her crying — and now, I had even more gore on my sneakers.
Even worse, the commotion had alerted perhaps half a dozen other zombies in the store. From our vantage point above the sales floor, we could see them moving through the aisles, edging closer to the catwalk.
I turned to Jenny, who was gazing over the railing and weeping even harder now.
She pointed the flashlight toward two zombies — a bloody male and an even bloodier female — near a bin of furry pet toys. “That’s Tim and Sharon,” she informed me between sobs. “They work with us at the Humane Society.”
Damn. Another two creatures she wouldn’t be able to shoot.
“OK,” I said. “New plan. You stay up here and tell me where the zombies are.” I nodded toward the so-called Tim and Sharon. “I’ll go down and take care of those two first.”
She sniffed, then nodded, suddenly looking much younger and more helpless than her feisty, thirty-year-old self.
Fucking fantastic. Basically, I was on my own, which is exactly what I didn’t want. I’d never planned on getting involved with other people’s problems. Just aimed to reach Clare any way I could. And yet, there I was, venturing down into a pit of flesh-eaters like some zombie-killing expert. What a bunch of bullshit.
Chapter 28
“Come and get it, you undead sack of shit.”
– Elvis Presley, Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
After loading my shotgun with a couple more slugs and checking the six cylinders of my .38 revolver, I left Jenny behind. As I crept past the open doors on my left, I glanced into each office, ensuring no more zombie surprises. By the time I reached the far end of the catwalk, I realized Mr. Jones
had been the only active zombie on the second level.
Unfortunately, though, he hadn’t been the only victim. In each of the five offices, I’d spotted at least one bloody mess of a brain-dead corpse, and on the catwalk itself, I’d had to step over several random body parts. What a fucking horror show.
Standing at the top of the metal staircase, I aimed my .38 at Tim’s head as he reached the lowest step. Given the angle, the distance, and the wavering flashlight beam, it took four shots to put him down. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Sharon attempted to step over her former partner’s body, presumably to reach me, but thanks to her clumsy gait and lack of coordination, she ended up getting her right foot caught in Tim’s torso. Even from my vantage point, I could see a gaping wound where his stomach had once been, and Sharon had just shoved her foot smack in the center of the jagged hole. When she tried to lift it and correct her mistake, she only succeeded in catching the toe of her sneaker in Tim’s exposed rib cage.
When the flashlight beam shifted to illuminate the gruesome scene, Jenny bellowed even louder from above — and the rest of the zombies sped up their progress toward the catwalk. Great. Just great.
With several zombies on the move — and too much experience watching horror flicks about murderous assailants and open staircases (like the one I was about to descend) — I decided not to wait for the inevitable to occur. Hugging the wall, I stuck the .38 in my holster and bolted down the steps. About five feet from Sharon, I pointed the shotgun at her head and pulled the trigger.
The subsequent blast turned the top half of her skull into an explosion of red mist, black ooze, and brain matter, and naturally, even more zombie gore landed on my skin and clothes. Tired of being covered in the foulness, I really regretted not grabbing a rain poncho before leaving Home Depot.
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