by T. C. Boyle
Then we went home and she never touched another scrap of meat in her life.
Mac’s house – his Versailles, his pleasure dome, his city under a roof – was built during the nineties, the last age of excess in a long line of them. It has three dining rooms, eighteen bedrooms, twenty–two baths, the aforementioned gift–wrapping room, a theater, spa, swimming pool, gymnasium and bowling alley, not to mention the twenty–car garage and a scattering of guesthouses set amongst the remains of what were once formal gardens. There’s plenty of room for everybody – Andrea, April Wind, the ghost of Sierra, Dandelion, Amaryllis and Buttercup, refugees from the condos (though none have showed up yet and the winds are still raging), the two Als, Mac and his collection of gauze masks, even Chuy, who insists on sleeping beneath the vintage Dodge Viper in the garage. And, as I’m about to discover, there’s food too. Mac pulled me out of the dining room by the arm, and now I’m following his sloping shoulders down a long corridor to an elevator with hammered brass doors. ‘It’s down two,’ he says, pulling a gauze mask from his pocket and holding it out for me.
What can I say? I take the mask and loop it over my head without a word. My role here is to play the angry old man, and I let my eyes, fully stoked, do the talking for me. Down we go, and then the doors part on another hallway, magenta carpets, recessed lighting, some of the last mahogany paneling ever installed anywhere on this earth. In the confusion of yesterday we herded the warthogs and peccaries into the bowling alley, and that’s down along here somewhere, I think, and though I can’t hear them, I can smell the lions. No doubt they’re asleep – even in nature, when there used to be nature, that is, adult lions would sleep something like twenty hours a day. I can picture them laid out like corpses amongst the rags and tatters of the dismantled furniture, only the slow rise and fall of their rib cages giving them away. (It’s a crazy picture, I know it, this whole thing is crazy, but welcome to life in the twenty–first century. And who am I to complain – I’m surviving, aren’t I? If that’s what you want to call it.)
Mac’s shoulders work, the fedora rides. We follow a corridor to the right, make a left up another corridor, then pass through the swinging doors of the lower kitchen. Mac fumbles for the light switch and a world of kitchen implements bursts into gleaming view: saucepans, colanders, whisks and graters depending from the ceiling above stainless–steel worktables, a big industrial–sized dishwasher, the polished doors of a walk–in freezer. ‘Check this out,’ Mac says, his voice muffled by the gauze, and then he pulls back the door on the right and we’re engulfed by a creeping cloud of super–refrigerated air. Another light switch illuminates the interior and we can see the carcasses arrayed on their hooks and casting their frozen shadows.
‘To be a host – to be the host of the baddest, hippest and grooviest parties – you just have got to have meat, you know what I mean?’ Mac is saying. ‘Plus, these poor things were already dead and slaughtered, and it’s like, if you’re going to have a wine cellar, why not a meat cellar too? I mean, it’s an investment. I’ve got the last Argentine beef in here, you know that? Buffalo tongue, elk, mutton, spicy salsiccia from Palermo – I don’t know what–all. And fish. Two whole bluefin tuna, maybe the last ones on earth, and you know what the Japanese would pay for them? For just a slice as long as your little finger?’ A wave of his hand. ‘They’re back in there somewhere. Or at least they used to be.’ His breath is steaming through the mask in a weird billow of light, shadows everywhere, the naked beasts on the naked hooks, meat with a vengeance. ‘Some of this stuff is twenty years old.’
We’ve both edged into the locker. Here’s something right next to me, frozen like granite, and with a hoofless leg at the end of it. ‘So you’re saying we can maybe feed some of the older stuff to maybe the fox, the hyena, the lions – in a pinch, that is? You don’t mind?’
Mac gives me an eloquent shrug. His shades are frosting over. I can feel the ice crystallizing round the white hairs in my old man’s nostrils. ‘We’ve got to save the animals,’ he says finally. ‘You know that, Ty.’
The Sierra Nevada, August 1989
Tierwater sat perched on the edge of an Adirondack chair, a sketchpad in his lap and a tall vodka and tonic within easy reach, watching his wife and daughter shake dice in their fists and move tiny silver markers around a Monopoly board. The temperature was in the low seventies, the sky a clear omniscient blue, the aspens unruffled, the pines, cedars and redwoods silently climbing one atop another to the distant horizon. Andrea was seated in the lotus position on the weathered planks of the veranda, her breasts swinging free behind the thin cotton screen of her T–shirt, her own drink cradled between her thighs. Just below her, on the steps down to the pale needle–strewn duff, Sierra knelt barefooted in a wide stripe of sunlight, contemplating the construction of a hotel on one of her more favorably located properties. There was no sound but for the reiterative knock of a woodpecker from deep in the forest and, closer at hand, the high–pitched complaint of a chickaree from the canopy of a huge ponderosa pine that rose up like a wall outside the bedroom window. There were no bugs. There was no wind. And the smell – it was the smell of a sauna, clean and astringent, the sun slowly baking the scent out of the pines.
Tierwater wasn’t much of an artist anymore (though he’d once had vague ambitions along those lines), and he would have been the first to admit it. Still, he liked the feel of the stick of charcoal between his fingers, the easy, faintly rasping strokes, the suggestion of the real in an abstraction – vertical strokes became trees; horizontal, branches; and then there was the quick scrawl to represent the shadows on the tumbled granite that erupted from the earth at the foot of the big pine. The exercise was calming. Deeply calming. And it was more than that too – it was an expression of the love affair he was having with these mountains. Never mind the panic, the police, the warrants, the assumed name (they knew him here as Tom Drinkwater, his wife as Dee Dee, and his daughter as Sarah) – he was in love. Turn by turn, minute by minute, as they’d come up out of the San Joaquin Valley and the staggering heat of late July, he’d felt it growing in him. Each switchback brought him closer to it, a landscape of liberation, light like a bombardment, a forest of trees ten times bigger around than anything he’d known in all his years of hiking the hills of the scaled–down East. And more: this was wild country, haunt of puma, black bear, coyote, ouzel, golden trout and golden eagle. Yes, he’d seen trees in Oregon, magnificent trees, but they were the palisades of his nightmares now, they were the cut and sharpened and fire–hardened pikes of Sheriff Bob Hicks and Judge Duermer as they poked and prodded and held him at bay. This was different. This was landscape as embrace. This was peace.
Sierra let out a squeal. ‘Ha!’ she said. ‘That’ll be, let’s see – one thousand one hundred and fifty dollars.’
‘Killing her, huh, honey? Show her no mercy, that’s what I say.’
‘Come on, Ty,’ Andrea said, raising the glass to her lips and rattling the ice cubes, ‘you don’t have to be so bloodthirsty, or mercenary, or whatever. What about the spirit of friendly competition, mother and daughter, all the rest of it?’
She was joking, of course, because she was as much in love with these mountains and this moment as he was. ‘Call me Tom,’ he said.
‘All right, Tom, after I obliterate Sarah here and make her mortgage all her properties and squeeze her till she bleeds, how about a little hike out to Kramer Meadow before dinner?’
‘You wish,’ Sierra said, cupping the dice in her palm. ‘Watch out, because here I come!’
Sure, he would say, sure, they’d take a little stroll through the trees and out to the meadow, which was in reality a sort of alpine bog nurturing arrowhead and sedges and tiny tree frogs, good for the appetite, he’d say, and then they’d come home to the eggplant casserole in the oven and have another drink and play Scrabble and maybe even put a log on the fire if the night turned cold. And the nights did turn cold here, perfect sleeping weather, September in the air and th
en October and November and snow enough to bury every fugitive in the country. To say sure to all that was to say that life was a good and great thing, that life was normal, and a man could love his family and nature too and love them in peace. But that wasn’t the way it was, not for Tierwater, not then. And if he needed a reminder, it appeared at that moment at the far end of the dirt drive that wound through the naked legs of the trees and on up to the dead spot – no needles, no pine cones, just dirt – to the left of the graying wooden steps on which his daughter was perched.
Philip Ratchiss’ silver Toyota Land Cruiser caught the light and threw it back at them, there was the sound of the big all–terrain tires eating up the ruts, then the glittering boxy machine was settling into its springs over the dead spot and a fine brown dust, the dust of mountains gone down, hung like a trembling nimbus in the air. ‘What ho!’ Ratchiss said, stepping out of the car and flicking a finger to the brim of his safari hat. He was an American, born and raised in Massapequa, Long Island, but he’d lived twenty years in East Africa, and he had one of those accents that drop somewhere in the no–man’s–land between Nassau County plumber and member of the House of Lords – and he loved to quote Shakespeare, not in any apposite or meaningful way, but in the little phrases, the ‘What ho!’s and ‘Zounds!’s and ‘Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?’s. How old was he? Tierwater wasn’t sure, but he looked to be in his mid–fifties, a strangely muscled man – muscled in all the wrong places, that is, ankles, wrists, the back of his head – with a bush–ravaged face and a stingy hook of a red and peeling nose stuck in the middle of it as if noses were purely accidental. He’d killed whole herds of animals. He drank too much (gin and bitters). In his blood, he harbored the plasmodium parasites that gave rise to malaria. He was loud, boastful, vain, domineering. He was their host. And this was his cabin.
Tierwater was never quite certain just how to respond to ‘What ho!,’ so he lifted a lazy palm in greeting as Ratchiss took the three steps to the front deck in a single bound, both his arms laden with groceries, the hat shoved back to expose his retreating hairline and dead–white scalp. ‘Hot as a bitch down below,’ Ratchiss said, easing open the door to the house with a tentative finger, the paper sacks shifting in his arms with a crunch of glass on glass. ‘More things in the car,’ he grunted, and then the screen door slapped shut behind him.
Andrea gave him a look, and Tierwater drained his glass and ambled down the steps to the car. He reached into the back seat and extracted three bags more – pickles, relish, buns, condiments to go with the meat Ratchiss was forever grilling on a rack out back of the house. That was all right. There were fresh greens too, and Sierra had enough soy burgers in the freezer to last till Christmas. He hefted the groceries, pinned the bags to his chest and went up the steps and into the house.
Inside, it was dark and cool, with a lingering smell of woodsmoke, burnt bread and mouse urine wedded to the sweet chemical scent of the kerosene lanterns lined up on the mantel above the blackened stone fireplace. The cabin itself had begun as an A–frame, with a grand room just off the veranda and a sleeping loft with two bedrooms and a kitchen tucked under it, but Ratchiss had cobbled an addition onto the back of the place to give it two more rooms, a second bath, and a hot tub cut into the redwood deck and open to the sun and stars. Tierwater wouldn’t want to call it a conventional mountain cabin, because at this point he’d had precious little experience of cabins, mountain or otherwise, but it was pretty much standard issue. Except for the views, of course – and for Ratchiss’ interior–decorating scheme. There were no deer’s heads over the mantel or lacquered trout affixed to the walls on wooden plaques, no sentimental acrylic renderings of alpine grandeur or stark black–and–white photos of El Capitan or the Half Dome – no, inside Ratchiss’ cabin, it was Africa.
The furniture – couch, loveseat and two matching chairs – was made of rock–hard mopane wood and upholstered in zebra hide. There was a lion rug on the floor instead of the orthodox bear, and the walls bristled with spears, shields, tribal masks and the mounted heads of kongoni, sable, oryx, leopard and bushpig – and one monumental rhino that looked as if it had burst through the paneling directly over the fireplace. But the pièce de résistance was the rearing lion – eight feet tall at least, with drawn claws and a stupefied snarl – that stood guard over the entrance to the kitchen. Ratchiss identified it fondly as the Maneater of the Luangwa, killer and devourer of seventeen hapless men, women and children.
And here was the very man who’d put an end to the lion’s existence, the odd band of muscle flashing under his shirt as he alternately tossed cans of beans and piccalilli reliish onto the shelf and poured himself a drink from the half–gallon jug of Beefeater’s on the counter. ‘Heard from Teo,’ he said. ‘Saw him, in fact, down at my place.’
Ratchiss was referring to his primary residence, a house in Malibu with unobstructed ocean views, two swimming pools and a gallery of African art and trophies that would have put the Smithsonian to shame. He’d left Mag (or Mug) in charge of the place for a few days so he could do a little grocery shopping for his guests and see how they were adapting to their new surroundings. Tierwater merely grunted, but the grunt had a faint interrogative lift to it: Ratchiss had heard from Teo, and he had something to communicate.
‘Yeah, we had a couple drinks together and then went out to this place I know in Santa Monica. He’s looking good, doing well – E.F.! took in nearly eighty thousand dollars in contributions and new memberships last month alone. Oh, and before I forget, he gave me this, uh, for you – ’
Tierwater set down the groceries and took the thick white envelope Ratchiss held out to him. He stuffed it in his pocket without looking at it, but he knew what it contained: hundred–dollar bills, a hundred and fifty of them, paid out of his business account by his secretary and channeled to him through a post–office box in Calabasas; the box was rented by an E.F.! volunteer who gave over the envelope to Teo, who in turn transferred it to Ratchiss. Byzantine precautions, but necessary. The FBI was almost certainly in on this now: Tierwater had jumped bail, violated a court order, committed assault and battery, abduction, child abuse and God knew what else – and he’d fled across state lines to avoid prosecution. He was a criminal, a desperado, a fugitive from justice facing actual prison time, years maybe, years behind bars, and what had he done? He’d stuck his feet in some wet cement. Pissed off a few people. Tried to save the planet. Christ, they should be giving him awards —
But there was no going back now. Sierra was already registered for the eighth grade in the Springville public schools – a mere twenty–eight miles away, down a twisting mountain road – and he and Andrea were in permanent hiding, ready to strike back when the opportunity presented itself. Nobody knew them now, and nobody cared. But they were going to become a cause célèbre, that’s how Tierwater saw it, heroes of the environmental movement. Like the Arizona Phantom. Or the Fox. People who’d struck back, done something, mattered. People who didn’t just take up space and draw breath and consume so many pounds of food and pints of liquid a day and produce nothing in their whole oblivious, cramped and contaminated lives but waste and more waste.
The Phantom was a case in point. He’d appeared along the Arizona/New Mexico border in the early seventies, an anonymous avenger who took on Peabody Coal and its federal allies in the fight over the Four Corners power stations and the mine planned for Black Mesa. Eight–hundred–foot smokestacks. Air like soot. Burn coal and light up L.A. so the megalopolis can creep even farther into the desert – that was the idea. Peaceful protests had no effect. Lobbying failed. The Black Mesa Defense Fund ran out of money. But stealthily, methodically, without ever revealing his identity or coming close to apprehension despite an army of guards and watchmen lying in wait for him, the Phantom went to work on the tracks of the Black Mesa Railroad and every piece of heavy equipment he could find. Ultimately, the mines were gouged out of the ground and the smokestacks went up, but the Phantom – one man, ac
ting alone – showed the world what commitment was. Or could be.
To Tierwater’s mind, the Fox was even better, because he was visible – or at least he made himself visible at certain crucial and dramatic moments, like a kind of Zorro of the ecodefense movement. Legend had it that he was just a concerned citizen – a weekend fisherman, a biology teacher, a jogger – who took matters into his own hands after watching local industries pollute the Fox River in northern Illinois. He plugged illegal drains, capped smokestacks, left taunting notes at the scenes of his crimes and once was even interviewed (albeit in a mask) by a local television crew. But most dramatically – and this was what really fired Tierwater’s imagination – he appeared one afternoon in the offices of a U.S. Steel executive and proceeded to pour a fifty–gallon barrel of sludge on the carpet. You people keep telling us you’re not polluting our water, he said. So, if that’s the case, this shouldn’t hurt the carpet one bit. And then he disappeared.
‘Said he’s coming up next week – wants to talk to you.’
Tierwater had the refrigerator door open. He was extracting heads of lettuce, carrots, broccoli from the paper bags and dropping them into the vegetable crisper. ‘Who?’
‘What do you mean, “who”? Teo. Who’re we talking about?’ Ratchiss was giving him a look, lips pursed over the bite of his drink, eyes narrowed to slits.
All right, look at me, Tierwater was thinking, belligerent suddenly. If Teo came up, somebody might follow him. And if somebody followed him, it wasn’t Ratchiss who was going to jail, it was Tyrone O’Shaugh–nessy Tierwater. And his wife. And his daughter. ‘Isn’t that dangerous?’ Tierwater said, backing away from the refrigerator, all the peace gone out of the day like air from a hissing balloon.