“Well then,” Ben said. “I recommend you remember this word come Tap Night: ‘reject.’”
I laughed. Rose & Grave did require a flair for the dramatic.
“It’s okay,” Darren went on. “I have an appointment with my father soon anyway.”
Appointment? What an odd way to put it. I had appointments with my dentist, or my thesis advisor, not my parents. Then again, Darren was being homeschooled, so maybe he was meeting his dad for half an hour of Socratic dialogue. I could totally see old Kurt going for that.
“Did you get a chance to start on Monte Cristo?” I asked him.
“A little,” he admitted, ducking his head in guilt. “But I left it in the rec room yesterday. I should probably go grab it.”
I stood. “I’ll come with you. It’s time to stretch my legs anyway.”
We walked up to the house and I noticed that Darren was playing with the hem of his grubby T-shirt as he walked. I couldn’t imagine the guts it must have taken him to visit the college kids after the scene we’d witnessed that morning, but I wasn’t sure whether or not I could even begin to broach the subject. Poe’s approach to Darren seemed to be very hands-off, as if the last thing Darren wanted was to talk to anyone else about what was going on in his life, but then again, I had to consider the source. Poe didn’t like to talk to anyone about anything. And if Darren really wanted nothing more than to avoid us all, then why did he keep showing up? He’d come to talk to us on the boat, and before breakfast, and again just now.
I figured he was desperate for company in his own age bracket, and the Eli students were the closest he could get. And though I agreed with my fellow knights about keeping Digger activities restricted to Diggers only, I also understood George’s point. There was a pretty fair chance that Darren would eventually join our ranks, and plus, was our little skit really all that important to the makeup of the organization that we needed to keep it a secret? How juvenile was that?
A lot of times, it seemed like the secrecy of our society just served to hide how boring and pedestrian most of our activities really were.
“You know,” he confided in me, “I’ve seen these things so many times I could probably do it better than any of you.”
Well, that answered my question! “I bet,” I said with a chuckle. “You want my part? I’m the back end of the sea monster.”
“Really?” he asked, surprised. “But you don’t swim, and that’s the part that goes on the rowboat.”
I stared at him. “Rowboat?”
“Yeah,” he said. “Aren’t you guys using the rowboat?”
Um, not that anyone had told me. Darren’s expression had Amateurs written all over it, and I began to think that maybe this particular pretriarch had more experience with dress-up than he wanted to let on.
Time to change the subject. “Maybe, if your dad will let her, Odile can drop by your house this afternoon and meet your sister.”
“She’d like that,” Darren said. “I think she misses Bettina.”
“Who?”
He shrugged. “Our housekeeper. She lives with us and they’re really close. We don’t even get cell reception on the island, so Isabelle hasn’t been able to talk to her since we’ve been here.”
That wasn’t the only reason. I opened my mouth and shut it again, unable to formulate any type of response. So there it was. Darren didn’t know.
“Got it,” Darren said, picking up The Count of Monte Cristo off an end table. I noticed a bookmark a good third of the way into the novel. Ah, a fellow speed-reader.
“You must be liking it so far,” I said, pointing at the bookmark. There. Books were a safe topic. Weren’t they?
He flipped through the pages. “It’s okay.” He looked out the window at the rest of my club, then returned his attention to the book. “Hey, I heard something happened at your cabin the other day.”
I nodded, eager to steer the conversation far, far away from Bettina. “It was outrageous! Someone broke in, trashed the place, and wrote all kinds of nasty stuff on all the walls and mattresses with paint.”
“Wow,” he said, though his face was still buried in the pages. “Anything of yours get ruined?”
“Not mine, luckily. They totally destroyed Clarissa’s new purse, though.”
“Designer?”
“Louis Vuitton.” Not that he knew what that meant.
“That’s my mom’s favorite,” he said. Once again, Darren surprised me. Was there anything this kid didn’t know?
“You know,” he said. “I don’t think George is right.”
“About?”
“Me joining Rose & Grave. Wouldn’t it be cooler to, like, join Dragon’s Head or something? I bet they’d love it, all the secrets I could tell them. Aren’t they the big Digger rivals?”
“I may have heard something like that once,” I said. I was so the wrong girl to ask about Dragon’s Head, the bastards. And to bring them up now, after yesterday’s news…I wondered how much this pretriarch actually knew about society happenings. “But still, that’s uncool—to join another society just because you have the goods to betray this one.” Not that I was biased or anything.
“What else am I going to use this info for?” Darren asked. “It’s not worth anything if I just become another Digger.”
“You’ve been reading too much Nietzsche,” I replied. And here my inner Digger was rising up in defense. We were giving this guy room and board on the island, and this was his idea of gratitude? Maybe we should rethink the whole barbarian invite policy.
“Whatever. I probably won’t even end up at Eli anyway.”
“Really? I think you’re pretty much a shoo-in.”
He shrugged. “I might go to Oxford or something instead.”
“That would be cool,” I agreed, glad to get back onto topics that wouldn’t raise my ire at the teen. Who knew what I might let slip if that happened? “I’ve never been to England.” But one of my fellowship applications would take me there. If I got accepted. (Cross fingers!)
“I have. And Oxford’s a better school than Eli, even.”
I bit my lip to hold back a smile and nodded. Okay, now he was just trying to piss me off. Join Dragon’s Head to screw with the Diggers. Go to Oxford because Eli wasn’t good enough. Maybe he was more like his dad than I’d thought. Or maybe he was just a teenager bored out of his skull and trapped on Cavador Key. Either way, I think he’d cashed in his last sympathy point with me, and I was relieved when Odile appeared a few moments later in search of a spare broadsword.
“Greeks didn’t use broadswords,” Darren volunteered. “Their swords looked very different. Besides, they used spears mostly, and I’d definitely have some with me to kill a sea monster.” He pretended to catch himself. “Oops, did I reveal too much?”
I rolled my eyes. The little snot.
Odile, however, was much taken with the young know-it-all, and took him on board as a “story consultant.” He looked very much in his element instructing George on the proper way to tie a toga, which apparently was something the latter had never learned in all his youthful spying on Cavador Key.
“Of course,” the teenager was saying, “a toga’s pretty anachronistic as well. Perseus would have been wearing a chiton.”
“Oh, really?” Odile said, practically batting her eyelashes at him. “Do you know how to make one of those?”
Beside me, Jenny snickered. “You’re so knowledgeable,” she mocked. “So big and strong and masculine, with your ancient costuming know-how.”
Demetria smothered her laugh in a pile of scales. “Aww, have pity on the poor guy. He’s starstruck. It’s a story he can tell his friends at school.”
“He doesn’t have a school,” I said.
“Or access to the Internet,” Jenny added. “Or he’d be the most popular kid on MySpace.”
“Screw MySpace,” Clarissa said. “He’d have some mighty fine pictures to sell to the tabloids if he wanted.”
And I believed Darren would
do just that, given our conversation in the rec room earlier.
Done convincing Darren of his profound desire to finish all the hems, Odile sauntered over to the Diggirls and plopped herself down. “So, Amy,” she said, “what do you think of this whole break-in situation? You were so quiet during breakfast. It’s not like you to keep mum on the subject of a conspiracy.”
I shrugged. “I haven’t a clue. It’s either the guys on the other island, or Kadie. Honestly, I’m starting to lean toward the other island.”
“Not you, too,” Demetria groaned.
“Why?” Odile asked me.
Because Poe had promised me that Kadie wasn’t involved. Then again, Poe had told me last fall that Kurt Gehry had nothing to do with Jenny’s disappearance, though it turned out that the older man knew exactly where she’d gone and even a good chunk of the reason why. And Poe had been protecting him, as well as the secret of Elysion. Poe, who even now was enjoying an afternoon on Kadie Myer’s boat.
Remind me why I was kissing this guy?
“I don’t know. It just seems a bit sophomoric for her.”
Odile blew a strand of hair out of her eyes. “I don’t know her that well, but I’m inclined to agree. I remember she had quite the ice queen rep on campus when we were freshmen.”
I hadn’t run in Kadie’s circles at all, and she’d passed the torch to a new generation of well-bred queen bees (like Clarissa) by the time I understood the social strata of Eli enough to figure out who she was or what she was like. I’d have to take Odile’s word on that one.
“The temper tantrum bitch-fit wouldn’t appeal to her,” she went on. “She’s more likely to slip poison in your afternoon tea than get her hands dirty with a paint can.”
“How…vivid of you.”
Odile laughed. “Well, someone’s got to pick up the slack if you aren’t going to provide the theories, chica.” She cast me a concerned look. “Still hung up on Brandon?”
“Still?” I echoed. “How quickly do you want me to get over it?”
“Quick. I half expected you to be in the middle of a rebound right about now.”
I swallowed. “With whom? There’s no one here but us Diggers.”
“Never stopped you before,” Jenny snapped.
“I thought we’d tabled this conversation,” Demetria said.
“Huh?” Odile looked at Demetria, confused.
“Society incest is a bad idea,” I said. “In summation.” She didn’t need to know that a rebound was a pretty darn good description for my latest trip to the shower house. “You missed the Diggirls’ last debate on the subject.”
Odile let out a delicate snort. “Society incest might be the most ridiculous term I’ve ever heard,” she said. “Fuck who you want to. It’s not illegal. If you worried about ‘incest’ in L.A., no one would ever get laid.”
“So clearly,” Demetria said, “it’s not something you’ve ever worried about.”
“Can we please change the subject?” Clarissa asked. “I never thought I’d say this, but I really wish Mara were here to encourage us to talk about something other than our sex lives.”
“Or lack thereof,” Jenny corrected. “Please.”
Demetria groaned. “Am I getting that bad? Really? Clearly, I’m the one who needs to get laid.”
Odile shrugged and rose to her feet, brandishing the anachronistic broadsword a bit more skillfully than one would expect for an actress who’d never appeared in a period piece. “Isn’t that what ‘social networking’ is really code for? Besides, we don’t just hook up with one another and talk about sex. We also play dress-up and commit capers. And then sometimes we have those boring political debates.” She sheathed the sword in a leather scabbard. “I prefer the sexy stuff.”
Clarissa dropped her face into her hands and sighed. “Where’s a gang of conspiracy theorists when you really need them?”
16. Sunstroke
Midafternoon, our club was engrossed in rehearsals for the evening’s skit, Darren had returned to the Gehrys’ house, Salt had reported back from his patrol that there was no sign of any trespassers having infiltrated Cavador Key that morning, and the Myers’ boat pulled into the slip with a rather impressive catch of shellfish. We were all surprised when Kadie approached us on the lawn. She walked right up to Demetria.
“Hi,” she said with perky purpose. “I wanted to apologize for my behavior yesterday. It was pretty inexcusable. Also, we caught a couple of snappers and as many lobsters as our license will allow, and we thought maybe we could all have them for dinner?”
Demetria looked incredibly amused, but before she had gathered her wits enough to cop an attitude, Clarissa accepted on the club’s behalf. After all: lobster.
“Look at it this way,” George said when Demetria protested later. “She’s apologizing. Extending the olive branch. Isn’t that a step forward?” He turned to Jenny. “Explain the whole forgiveness thing to her, will you?”
“To forgive is divine,” Jenny said. “Especially when it involves drawn butter.”
“Yeah,” Harun agreed. “Not that I eat shellfish. But it’s true. She’s not saying, ‘Accept my bigoted principles and join me at the table.’ She’s saying, ‘I was a homophobic bitch and I’m sorry. Lobster anyone?’ There’s a big difference.”
“And now that we’ve endured this very special episode of On Cavador Key,” Odile said, “can we get back to rehearsals?”
Sighing, I climbed back under the rank tail end of the sea monster, inwardly grumbling about being hidden from sight when Poe and Malcolm came by. Soon after, George staged a mutiny, and the whole party adjourned to the beach to relax for the rest of the afternoon. I gave in and joined them (with the stipulation that I’d stay way back on land). Ben and Harun went to coax a cooler full of drinks out of Cook, and we all took off for the nearest stretch of sand, toting reading material, sunscreen, board games, beach blankets, and a few weathered boogie boards.
I donned sunglasses and lay on my blanket, flipping idly through a back issue of The New Yorker and watching my fellow knights play in the surf. From this distance, it even looked like fun, all that splashing and awkward balancing on the board. The water was almost turquoise in the sunlight, like the inside of a swimming pool, and looked just cool and inviting enough to counteract the afternoon heat. Maybe if I just dipped my feet in…
“Yo.” Malcolm plopped down beside me. “You keeping dry, Amy?”
“You know it,” I said. “How was the boat?”
“Awesome.” He stretched out beside me, and from behind the safety of my sunglasses, I saw Poe standing above us, shaking out another beach blanket to my left. “Frank taught me how to use a speargun.”
Poe chuckled. “Tried to teach you, you mean.” He opened a book onto his lap, but I wasn’t quick enough to catch the title. It might have been in French. “We very narrowly missed making a slight detour to the local hospital, the way Mal here shoots.”
“Hey,” Malcolm said, sitting up. “I figured it out. Eventually.” He looked at my back, bare except for the strings of my bikini top, and pressed his thumb against my skin. “Amy, are you wearing sunscreen? You’re going to burn.”
I glanced over my shoulder at the mark Malcolm’s fingertip had left. “Oh, I forgot.”
“I have some,” Poe said quietly.
I looked at him over the rim of my glasses. “Do you want to get my back?”
He never got a chance to answer, as Clarissa returned, dripping wet and on a mission. “Did you see where Jenny went?”
We all looked up at her. “No,” I said. “She’s not down at the water with the rest of you all?”
“No,” Clarissa said. “She’s gone.”
Oh my God. Undertow. I shot into a kneeling position and scanned the shore for signs of her dark head. “Oh, no! Is she a decent swimmer?”
Clarissa rolled her eyes. “I don’t think she drowned, loser. Harun’s disappeared, too.”
Oh. How foolish of me.
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��I mean, who does she think she’s kidding?”
I sighed. “Clarissa, why is this such a big deal for you? Let them have their fun.”
“Yeah,” Malcolm agreed. “Are you jealous of them or something?”
Clarissa huffed.
“I think you are,” Malcolm went on, a smile tugging at his lips. “If you had a little Spring Break luvah of your own, you wouldn’t be half so uptight right now.”
“I care about the reputation of this club, is all,” Clarissa said. “Jenny already threatened it once last semester. I don’t want her risking things again.”
Malcolm stood and swung his arm around Clarissa’s shoulders. “You know what we’re going to do right now?” He started leading her up the path to the house. “We’re going to break into the kitchen and I’m going to show you how to make a patented Cabot Cuba Libre using a recipe that, I kid you not, my grandfather got from Fidel Castro himself.”
“Wouldn’t that make it a patented Castro Cuba Libre?” Poe asked. Malcolm shot him a look and led Clarissa away.
“So what do you think is really her problem?” Poe asked me when they were out of earshot and we were, once again, alone.
I shook my head. “No idea.” But she’d always been a tad on the pissy side. Maybe she was just angry that we were harping so hard on Kadie Myer. After all, they had been friends since Kadie was a senior.[11]
“Do you still want me to get your back?”
I glanced up at him. “What do you think?” I sat up, slid back until I was facing away from him, and pulled my ponytail out of the way. Seconds later, his hands were on my shoulder blades, spreading the cool lotion over my sand-flecked skin. I scooped up some sand and let it fall between my fingers. “So, I was thinking,” I began. “I don’t really know much about you.”
“Yeah you do.”
“I mean, I know about your parents and stuff…but you have that whole file on me. It’s hardly fair.”
“And it should be fair?” He slipped his fingers under the tie at my back, spread a thin film of lotion there, then moved on.
“Fairer than that,” I said.
“What do you want to know?” His hands were now tracing circles on my lower back, and I was pretty sure that this was the most thorough suntan lotion application ever. “This tattoo of yours…”
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