Fonny Boy decided to stay in the middle of the harmonica and stick to blow notes.
"Is there a number that might mean up, Fonny Boy? Come on, think!"
"The compass, it ain't got neither up on it. Only north, south, east, and west, " Fonny Boy replied.
"Up could be north, now couldn't it?" Dr. Faux persisted. "You know how people say they're going up north to New York or down south to Florida. Try three-sixty. That's three numbers and is due north. So maybe he used seven and three-sixty for seven-up. "
The jimmy's fusiform body propelled itself quickly back down to the bottom, where he warned his frightened friends.
"There's seven of 'em up thar!" he exclaimed. "And they'se breaking the law by potting in the sanctutary and I'm of a mind to get 'em warranted!"
The jimmy assumed that the seven watermen up there in the bateau were a posse looking for the crabs and the trout, although the crabs hadn't seen the trout for quite some time. Or maybe the Seven-Up gang, as the jimmy began to think of them, were pirates the governor had promised immunity to if they would find the crabs and the trout and return them to the mansion in the bucket. Blue crabs were quite familiar with pirates and were neither impressed with nor afraid of them.
Pirates were too angry and drunk to bother chasing after crabs, and this had been true for hundreds of years. Nor was the life of any crustacean made a whit better by all of the old cannons, coins, and jewels that crabs routinely scuttled over on the bottom of the bay. Crabs frankly didn't give a damn about treasure.
But that blond Islander named Fonny Boy certainly did, the jimmy thought as he scuttled through billowing silt to a shelf in the bay floor, where the wreckage of a sloop appeared in the murk. The old wreck had been blasted with cannon fire and sank in a shoal, and over the centuries the current had nudged the broken vessel along the bottom of the bay until it had settled in its present location. The jimmy rooted around near a rusting anchor and seized a small piece of iron. He paddled furiously with his swimming legs and sculled back up to the bateau, climbed on the small outboard motor, and tossed the piece of iron up in the air. It landed in Fonny Boy's lap right when he was in the middle of practicing a fish face by sucking in his cheeks to play cleaner single notes on his harmonica.
"Why, I'll swagger!" Fonny Boy cried out in surprise. "Look!"
He studied the piece of iron and knew it was extremely old and very likely from a sunken ship.
"Treasure's nigh as peace falling from Heaven and it's for to tell there's a picaroon ship down thar!" he exclaimed in uncontrollable excitement as he realized that finally, after such a hard life, he had met his destiny. "We have to mark the spot or we likete lose it!"
The only way to mark the location was to drop a crab pot into the water, and minutes later, the fugitive crabs watched a wire cage descend through the depths and dangle well above the bottom, because the rope was too short. The jimmy crooked his funny mouth into a smile, certain what would happen next because the Islanders were so predictable. The Island boy's greed would excite him into poor judgment, and soon enough, the Seven-Up gang would be in jail.
Possum's scheme was going along well, too, as he cut up different colored T-shirts and sewed and glued the pieces into a pattern that was beginning to resemble a flag.
"See what I'm doing, girl?" Possum whispered to Pop-eye.
He smoothed the flag on the bed, and Popeye was startled by a grinning skull smoking a cigarette.
"We got us a NASCAR flag for the races, " Possum proudly whispered. "See, we hang it up at the pit where we pretend to be a pit crew and I'll make sure somebody look for the flag and come save us. Or if that don't work, maybe Smoke will like the flag so much, he'll be nicer to us, and when we escape to Tangerine Island, I'll find a way to sneak off with you and we'll run to the nearest fisherman's house. "
Possum dipped the needle in and out of the flag, sewing on letters that spelled Jolly Goodwrench.
"Then I'll give you back to Sup'intendent Hammer, and the police will forget all about me shooting at Moses Custer. Maybe I even get to come see you now and then. Maybe Sup'intendent Hammer give me a job babysitting you. What do you think?"
Popeye thought this was a wonderful idea. Possum continued to piece together the flag with the T-shirt scraps, needle and thread, and Super Glue. The result was not quite what he had intended, because he was realizing that the flag would be one-sided and would have to be mounted rather than displayed from a pole, antenna, or stick. Otherwise, he was pleased with the result, which was not recognizable as NASCAR or a Jolly Roger, but a hybrid of both.
Possum tacked the finished work up on the wall and sat on his bed imagining Smoke's reaction as Possum worried about going to the race on Saturday and wondered what plans and hopes might fly apart. Possum sure didn't want any more trouble. If only he could go back to his family's basement and wander the streets after dark again without any fear of being arrested. Possum had seen on the TV news that Moses was still in the hospital, and thank goodness, his condition was now stable. Possum's heart trembled as he recalled pointing the pistol at the poor man on the pavement and jerking the trigger.
He still didn't understand what had gotten into him, except that he was frightened of Smoke. Possum also knew that if he acted different from the other dogs or seemed to have a conscience, he was going to end up with a bullet in his head one of these days. Oh, how his momma would scream and cry if she heard on the news that Possum had been murdered, his body dumped somewhere along with the carcass of a little black-and-white dog. If only Ben Cartwright or Little Joe or Hoss could help him out. But in all the episodes of Bonanza that Possum had watched, he had never seen a black boy on the Ponderosa.
"Maybe he don't like blacks, " Possum talked to himself as he envisioned Ben Cartwright with his leather vest and snow white hair. "Blacks was slaves. So who I'm fooling thinking anybody on a horse is gonna ride in to rescue me? Least the Cartwrights don't fly no 'Federate flag, though. " Possum gazed at his Jolly Goodwrench flag displayed behind the TV. "Never seen no 'Federate flag or slaves on the Ponderosa neither, just Hop Sing and he's Chinese and could come and go as he pleased, long as he cooked and cleaned. "
Possum wondered if there might be something he could do to make it up to the Cartwrights, who certainly must be terribly disappointed in his recent run of criminal behavior.
"I sorry about Moses, " Possum was talking to Hoss now.
"Well, little buddy, what you did was wrong, " Hoss answered.
"B'lieve me, I know, Hoss. But I was scared and Smoke woulda killed me or beat me bad and maybe drowned Popeye if I hadn't pulled the trigger. I wish I could do it over and run away before it was too late. But it is too late, and here I am in the clubhouse. "
"You gotta make it right, Little Buddy, " Hoss said from beneath his white ten-gallon hat. "What's done is done, but it ain't too late to make it right. "
"How?" Possum asked Ben this.
Ben was sitting high on his horse, ready to ride off to Carson City on an errand. He looked down at Possum and smiled a little.
"Why don't you start with calling Moses and apologizing?" he suggested, flicking the reins. "Then you're probably going to need to turn yourself in to Sheriff Cof-fey, " he added as he galloped off.
Possum sat in the dark and slowly flipped open his cell phone. His heart thudded and he strained to make sure no one was stirring inside the RV. He heard not a sound and called directory assistance and for fifty cents was connected to the hospital where he'd heard on the news Moses Custer was a patient.
"Moses Custer, please, " Possum said quietly.
"What's your name? He's only taking calls from people on his list. "
Possum groped for a way to trick the lady. "I number three on his list, ma'am. "
He heard her checking and hoped Dale Earnhardt's number would prove lucky. It did, sort of.
"It says Mr. and Mrs. Brutus Custer, so which are you?"
Possum had a high-pitched, soft voice that could easily pass for a woman's. H
e was a bit offended but knew he didn't sound like a Brutus.
"This Mrs. Custer, " he said. "I so worried about my daddy-in-law. I can't sleep or eat. Tell him if he don't feel up to talking, I'll try another time. "
Possum had given the receptionist an out, and was getting cold feet himself. Then Ben Cartwright turned around in the saddle and looked sternly at Possum.
"Hold on, " the receptionist said.
"Hello, " a male voice was on the line. "This Jessie? How you doin', baby? Why ain't you come to see me yet? I'm going home today. "
"Mr. Custer, this ain't Jessie, but I just got to talk to you. So please don't hang up. " Possum's heart was beating so hard he thought it might break his ribs.
"Who is this?" Moses was instantly suspicious.
"I can't tell you 'cept to say I'm so sorry for what happened to you. It was wrong, wrong, wrong, and I didn't mean it. But I was forced. "
"Who is this?" Moses demanded in an upset voice. "Why you be messing with me? You one of them pirates, ain't you!"
"Yes. But I don't wanna be, " Possum confessed.
"The hell you don't wanna be. I knew quick enough you wasn't Jessie, 'cause you don't sound like her. "
Possum took a deep breath. "I can't talk long. But I just wanted to tell you I sorry for what I done and if I can find a way to make it up to you, I promise I will, Mr. Custer. And you be sure to keep lots of police around, 'cause them road dogs is already talking about finding you and finishing you off. Their leader's name is Smoke and his girlfriend's Unique and shot that poor Seven-Eleven lady last night, and Smoke say he kill me if I didn't shoot at you when we took your truck and the reefer at the pumpkin stand. "
"Sons of bitches! Let 'em show their asses and then they'll see what trouble's all about!"
"I do my best to talk 'em out of it. "
"You? Who the hell is this…?"
Moses was yelling, and Possum, beginning to panic, ended the call.
"What the fuck's going on in here?" Smoke suddenly swung open Possum's bedroom door. "Who you talking to?"
Possum tucked the cell phone under the covers just in time.
"Just talking to Popeye about our new flag. " Possum thought quickly. "What you think, Smoke?"
Smoke walked in drinking a breakfast beer and looked long and hard at the big flag tacked to the wall.
"What is this shit?" Smoke asked in a hard, mean voice.
"You don't got a flag, and I was thinking that all pirates got flags, just like NASCAR drivers got colors. So I put this together for you, Smoke, like I said I would. Thought you could put it up in the pit when we go to the race tomorrow night. Then, when we escape to the island, you can hang it up there so everybody will know not to mess with you. "
"If you're going to talk to yourself, keep your fucking voice down. You woke me up, " Smoke said. "Now I'm going to be tired the rest of the day. "
Smoke calmed down and looked thoughtful as he studied the flag from different angles. He got an idea and tugged it loose from the wall.
"Maybe I'll just shoot the damn dog and wrap it in this thing. We'll leave a little present on Hammer's doorstep, " Smoke cruelly said.
Popeye, who could play possum just as well as Possum could, pretended to be asleep again, and Possum pretended he didn't care what happened to the dog.
"But that wouldn't be as good as getting Hammer and that Trooper Brazil, " Possum reminded him because Smoke tended to forget most things these days. "And we need the dog to get them to show up at the race so we can blow them away. Then Cat fly us off in the helicopter, and we live fat lives on the island. "
"And how the fuck do you intend to set up all this?" Smoke said, tossing the flag on top of Popeye, who didn't budge.
"That easy, " Possum replied. "I send an e-mail to
Captain Bonny and get him to do it. We know he got connections, right? So he can get the plan to Hammer and make her think you The Man NASCAR Driver with that pretty girlfriend, Unique, and the rest of us is your pit crew who happened to find Popeye wandering on the road. So we picked her up but ain't turning her over to no one less Hammer and Trooper Brazil can ID her for sure. So they show up at the race and come look for us, and the minute she starts screaming 'cause she's so happy to see Popeye, we pull out our guns, shoot everybody, run to the helicopter, and fly away. "
"Set it up, " Smoke ordered as he chugged the beer and tossed the can on the floor.
Twenty-three
The chief medical examiner, Dr. Kay Scarpetta, was in her office when Andy knocked on her open door.
"Doctor Scarpetta? Hi, " he said politely and a bit nervously. "If this isn't a bad time, I'd like to talk to you about the unidentified man who burned up on Canal Street last night. "
"Come in. " Dr. Scarpetta looked up from a stack of death certificates she was reviewing. "Have we met?"
"No, ma'am. But I've worked with Dr. Sawamatsu before. "
Andy introduced himself, and then explained that Regina was an intern with the state police, although he did not refer to her by name.
"And your name is?" Scarpetta inquired of her.
Regina stared at her, wide-eyed and tongue-tied. Regina had never met such a powerful woman before, and she was completely taken aback. Dr. Scarpetta was a very handsome blonde, maybe in her mid-forties, and was dressed in a sharp pinstriped suit. Why would someone who has everything going for her want to work with dead patients for a living? What should Regina say to explain herself, without giving away her identity and causing a stink?
"Reggie, " Regina blurted out.
"Officer Reggie, " Dr. Scarpetta said with a nod from her judge's chair behind her big desk. "And you'll vouch for her?" she said as a bit of a warning to Andy. "I don't routinely have police interns down here. "
"I'll take full responsibility, " Andy said, giving Regina a sharp glance.
"Oh, don't worry, " Regina eagerly spoke for herself. "I won't talk about anything I see or hear and won't touch or move anything in any way. "
"A very good idea, " Dr. Scarpetta replied, and she directed her attention to Andy. "The man has been identified by fingerprints. His name is Caesar Fender, a forty-one-year-old black male from Richmond. And we have a full house this morning, I'm sorry to say. Have you ever seen an autopsy?" she asked Regina.
"No, but not because I didn't want to. " Regina was desperate to impress this legendary woman doctor.
"I see!"
"When I took high school biology, I was the only one in my group who didn't mind dissecting a frog, " Regina boasted. "Guts have never bothered me at all. I don't think it would even bother me watching somebody die, like a death row inmate, maybe. "
"Well, I didn't like dissecting things in high school, " Dr. Scarpetta replied, much to Regina's surprise. "I felt very sorry for the frog. "
"I did, too, " Andy replied. "Mine was alive and I didn't think it was right to kill it. It still bothers me. "
"And I certainly am bothered when I've watched people die, inmates or otherwise. I guess you've never spent any time at scenes or in the E. R., " Dr. Scarpetta said, and she thought Andy's name seemed familiar as she shuffled through the papers on her desk and pulled out a report.
Sure enough, the name of the officer who had submitted the poisoned chocolates to the labs was Trooper Andy Brazil.
"I have something to discuss with you, " she said to him. "I think we need a moment of privacy. "
It was her way of politely ordering Regina out of the office.
"Please step out for a minute, " Andy said to her. "We'll be right with you. "
"How can I be an intern if you're always making me leave?" Regina said, a hint of her generally obnoxious personality creeping into her voice.
"I'm not always making you leave, " Andy replied, showing her to the door and pretty much pushing her out. "Stay, " he said, as if she were Frisky.
He shut the door and returned to Dr. Scarpetta's desk, pulling out a chair and seating himself.
"I just got the lab
report for the chocolates, " the chief began. "This is serious enough that Doctor Pond wanted it brought to my attention immediately because I'm quite familiar with poisonings by laxatives. I had a case several years ago of a woman whose kids laced her hot chocolate with Ex-Lax-supposedly as a joke. The woman developed multiple organ failure, pulmonary edema, and went into a coma and died. "
She handed Andy the report as she went on to explain it.
"Tests were conducted with High Performance Liquid Chromatography, and the chocolates in question are, in fact, positive for phenolphthalein, or Pt, in various concentrations. Normal straight Ex-Lax, if taken in the proper doses, contains approximately ninety milligrams of Pt. But just one of the chocolates in the box you submitted contains in excess of two hundred milligrams, which at the very least would, if ingested, cause fluid and electrolyte loss, which is very dangerous, especially if the victim is older and not enjoying good health. "
"Well, that sums up the governor, " Andy said with growing concern. "What about fingerprints? Did the labs find anything on the paper the box was wrapped in? And was the handwritten note really written by the governor?"
Dr. Scarpetta sorted through several other reports.
"They did recover a latent by using the Luma-Lite and fluorescing dyes, and the print was run through AFIS, " she informed him. "They got a hit, and here is the identification number, which you can check yourself with the state police computer. " She wrote it down for him. "As for a documents examination, an exemplar of the governor's handwriting was inconsistent with the note that accompanied the chocolates. "
"So the note is a forgery. " Andy wasn't surprised.
"That's inconclusive because we need to get an official exemplar. The one we used preliminarily was from a letter the governor allegedly sent to Dr. Sawamatsu. "
"Right. And we shouldn't assume that the letter is genuine, " Andy agreed with her. "Or that the governor actually signed it himself. "
"Legally, we can't assume that. "
"Which reminds me, " Andy said. "And I hope this isn't out of line, Doctor Scarpetta. But it concerns me that Doctor Sawamatsu collects souvenirs, very inappropriate ones, or at least he brags as much to a lot of us. Do you ever go to his house?"
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