Chapel leaned toward Matthew in an attitude of sharing a secret. “I told him, through Lawrence, not to write my name down anywhere. I wanted there to be no trail of paper leading to me. Hate those. Well, what do we find when we get the notebooks from under his bed? Yes, there it was, all right! My name, in glorious scribble! I had a suspicion, after Bromfield and Carver told me they got a glimpse of one of those damned books the night they hired out to him, that my name was in them somewhere. Now it may have been true that just my family name is there and possibly no one would ever have connected me to the scheme, but still…care saves trouble, as my father used to say. I have not advanced to my present situation by lack of planning, I promise you.”
Matthew nodded. This information didn’t surprise him in the least. But what of the numbers? The code Ausley had written down? Of course he couldn’t ask, though he nearly had to lock his teeth together.
“I’m not a monster,” Chapel continued. He knifed butter from a silver tray and bathed a biscuit with it. “The boys here are all volunteers. No one has to stay if they don’t like it. How many are here presently, Lawrence?”
“Nineteen, sir.” Evans was trying to free himself from the hands that were earnestly working at the buttons of his breeches front.
“Many various ages, from twelve on up,” Chapel said. “They live in a very comfortable building at the vineyard. When they reach the age of eighteen, they are free to go out into the world on their own if they choose. I had a ready source of labor, Ausley got his money, and all was right with Simon Chapel’s little world.” His visage darkened. “Until this Masker came along. And who the devil is he, anyway? Why these three men, Matthew? Does anyone have any ideas?” His gray eyebrows went up. “Do you?”
It wasn’t right, Matthew thought as he pushed his plate aside and folded his hands on the table. Something…was…not…right. Why should the Masker be interested in Ausley’s scheme with Chapel? He remembered that before Dippen Nack had scared the Masker away, there’d been a whispered Eben Ausley was…
What was the finish of that declaration to be?
Eben Ausley was selling orphans as vineyard workers? As household and grounds staff?
Why in the world should the Masker have a care for what Ausley did with the orphans?
It wasn’t right, Matthew thought. No.
“Tell me about this, then,” said Chapel, as he slid the Earwig toward Matthew. His index finger tapped a small item. Matthew saw the broadsheet had been turned to its second page, and Chapel’s finger was on the lines of print that read The Herrald Agency. Problem-Solving. Letters of Inquiry to go to the Dock House Inn.
thirty-six
“THE PRINTMASTER’S YOUR FRIEND, isn’t he?” Chapel looked at his fingertip and found it was marred by a small darkening of ink. He wiped it on his napkin. “Do you know who brought that item to him?”
Matthew was startled as Count Dahlgren suddenly got up from his chair, walked across the room with a half-glass of white wine in his left hand, and with his other pulled a sword from the display on the right side of the fireplace. It came out with a shrieking sound.
“Tell me,” Chapel said, his intense topaz gaze fixed upon Matthew. The reflection of orange candleflames on his spectacle lenses made it appear that his eyeballs were burning.
Behind Matthew, Dahlgren began to thrust and parry at a phantom opponent. Matthew dared not turn around, but could hear the sword’s high whicking noise as air was cleaved left and right.
“Do you know these agency people yourself, Matthew? Have you met them?”
“I…” What a pit had been opened for him! Would that it not become a grave where he might lie rotting and filled up with roaches. He swallowed hard as Dahlgren swung his blade through a candle and the waxen stump flew over Matthew’s head into the wild rice. “I have—”
He didn’t know what he was going to say, but before he could say it a drunken load of woman jumped into his lap, driving the breath out of him and almost causing him to spew forth sliced melons, stewed apples, salad, mushroom-and-bacon soup, and every other foodstuff deposited in his belly-bank. This leap of wanton faith was accompanied an instant later by a tongue—of the feminine human variety—winnowing itself into his mouth like a river eel. He tried to push her off but she was stuck fast, her arms going around his neck and her fleshy red rag nearly down his throat. He had the feeling that he might strangle on it, while as if in some nightmare formed from bad codfish Count Dahlgren lunged around the room whacking candles, Evans grabbed the itching nymph to give Matthew some air and Chapel said sourly, “Well, damn it all,” and beckoned the wine-boy over for another glass.
When Evans got Miss LeClaire unsealed and unseated and she began to try to get his breeches pulled down, Chapel leaned toward the hard-breathing and red-faced young nobleman and said, “Listen now, Matthew. Very important. Will you run a simple errand for me when you get back to town?”
“What…” He ducked as the upper half of a candle, its wick still smoking, sailed between them. “What is it?”
“Don’t mind Count Dahlgren.” Chapel waved a dismissive hand in the swordsman’s direction. “This is obviously some kind of Prussian after-dinner thing. But about the errand: will you go for me to the Dock House Inn and find out if anyone named Herrald is staying there?”
“Herrald?” Matthew asked, as Dahlgren began to deliver an unintelligible chant in a strange, staccato rhythm while he swung the sword back and forth with lightning speed, the blade hardly a blur. Matthew saw him switch hands, whirl around, almost drop to the floor, and then smoothly switch hands again and strike out as if piercing an enemy’s heart.
“The Herrald Agency. The item. Wake up, is the wine taking you under? I want to know specifically if a Mrs. Katherine Herrald is staying there, or has lately been there. I also want to know who’s gone to see her and what company she keeps.” Chapel grasped Matthew’s shoulder with a steely claw that reminded him of Jack One Eye the bear. “Also, get what you can from the printmaster. Bring me back this information within three or four days and I’ll make it worth your while.”
“Worth my while, sir?”
“That’s right. How about a pound sterling, to start with?” Chapel waited for the sound of that immense sum to sink in. “We’ve got to get you away from that outhouse somehow, and this seems a good place to begin.”
“All right,” Matthew said, for he wished to return to New York in a single package. “I’ll see what I can do.”
“That’s the boy! Also keep your eyes and ears open about that notebook, won’t you?”
“I will.”
“And please, not a word to anyone. You wouldn’t want old Simon in the pillory, would you?”
“No.”
“Excellent! Let’s have a drink on it! Jeremy, open the new bottle!”
The wine-boy uncorked a hitherto untasted vintage, poured thick red liquid into two fresh glasses, and set them before Matthew and Chapel. “To victory!” Chapel said, lifting his glass. Matthew wasn’t sure what battle was in the future, but he also lifted his glass and drank.
“Now, now!” Chapel chided when Matthew started to put his drink aside. “Bottoms up, young Corbett! Bottoms up!”
Matthew saw no option but to finish the glass, knowing that at least this bizarre dinner was almost over and he could get up to bed. But then came the servers again, this time bearing a huge white-iced cake, some kind of fruit pie, and a plateful of sugared cookies. The sight of the sweets diverted Miss LeClaire from her mission of removing Evans’ breeches, and with a cry of girlish delight she staggered drunkenly toward the cake, her hair hanging in her face. As the lady attacked the cake with her fingers, Evans hoisted up his breeches, Count Dahlgren chanted and fenced, and Chapel watched everything with firelit eyes and a thin-lipped smile, Matthew thought he knew the real meaning of the word bedlam.
A piece of cake the size of a brick was placed before Matthew, who had not the stomach for a pebble. Following this was a slice of pi
e from which red cherries oozed. He noted that the room’s furious light had faded somewhat, as Dahlgren continued to chop away at candles. The smells of burnt tallow and smoke whirled about him, scorching his nostrils. At the back of his throat, now that the acidic tang of the wine had subsided, was a sulphurous taste. Whatever vintage he’d just drunk, he thought, it was not yet suited for public consumption.
He heard Miss LeClaire laugh with her mouth full and then Evans said something he picked up only as a distant rumble. Looking through the slithering smoke, he watched Dahlgren wielding a sword like a clockwork automaton, back and forth across the room. Say what you please, he told himself, the Prussian was damned good with that blade. The man moved in a blur, the sword a sharp sparkle of light as it twisted, turned, and bit. Matthew figured Dahlgren certainly knew how to keep his thumb locked down.
Matthew watched Dahlgren’s shadow thrown monstrously upon the wall, emulating its master’s moves. Then, quite suddenly, Matthew realized he was watching Dahlgren fencing his shadow, and the shadow was making its own moves and counter-moves. Now this is interesting, he thought happily, aware of a red haze beginning to creep around the edges of his vision.
Wait, he heard his own voice say, or perhaps it was spoken only in his mind. It sounded like an echo from the bottom of a well. He repeated it, and it came out Wayyyytttt. When Matthew blinked heavy eyelids and looked at Simon Chapel through the creeping haze he saw that his host was growing a second head to the left of the first. It was coming up like a warty mass, bulging the collar of the man’s shirt. From the birthing head a single eye with a red pupil like a flare at the end of a candlewick found Matthew’s face, and in the darkness below it a scarlet mouth opened in a smile to show a hundred teeth the size of needles.
Matthew’s heart begin to pound and writhe. Cold sweat bloomed on his face. He wanted to look at Chapel’s real face, for he knew in the recess of his mind yet untouched by whatever drug he’d ingested that the terrifying vision was false yet he could not, could not, look away. He saw a hand with seven fingers reaching for him, and a voice that stung like hot wax whispered Let go, Matthew, just let go…
He did not want to let go, but he couldn’t help it, for in the next minute or second or whatever time had become he felt himself falling forward as if off a precipice and it was not the blue river beneath him but the white icing of cake. He felt his body sag off the chair, he heard a mean little peal of laughter and a sword hiss through the air, and then he was all alone and drifting in the dark.
It occurred to him in this small country of darkness that Chapel had not seemed affected by the drug. How was that so, when they’d both drunk from the same unopened bottle? It was a curious thing, he thought, as his body began to become elongated and his legs and arms splayed out until he was as thin as a kite.
He was coming down for a landing. He felt something rushing up at him, though he knew not what. He hit a soft surface, someone—a man’s voice, hollow in the distance—said he’s all yours but don’t kill him, dear, and then a wild animal seemed to jump upon him because hot breath bathed his neck and claws dug into his shoulders.
Were his breeches being tugged off? Was his skin still on his bones? He opened his lips to cry out and a burning mouth caught the cry and tore it up between gnashing teeth. The mouth sucked at his lips so hard he thought they were being torn away. Then the mouth moved southward along with the fingernails and when the ultimate destination was reached at midcontinent the suction lifted his buttocks up and held him suspended.
Through eyes that would not open beyond slits he saw flickering candles and a wild-haired shadow humping with the ferocity of the damned. His backbone cracked, his teeth chattered, and the brain rattled in his skull. There was a savage twist and a searing pain and he feared his manhood had been tied in a knot by the pulsing wet orifice that squeezed so mightily around the member. Then the pounding continued with no abate and no tender mercy.
In his drugged state, his mind in a stupor, and his body roused to a sweating fever, he had no doubt what was being done to him. He had been thrown to Charity LeClaire and was serving as a scratch for the nymph’s itch. All he could do was be battered and beaten, tossed and trumpled, rowdied and rompled and rigidified. Up was down, down was up, and at some point the bed broke and the whole heaving world slid sideways. A mouth sucked his mouth, a hand grasped his hair, a second hand caught his beans, and eager thighs slammed down in a spine-bending maneuver both frenzied and frantic.
He was half off the bed, but which half he didn’t know. Blond curls fell in his face and damp breasts squeezed against his chest. A catlike tongue darted and flicked. The hammering of the lady’s pubic mound against Matthew’s groin beat from him a grunting rhythm, broken when the demoniacal damsel screamed in his ear. Then after a respite that seemed as long as eight seconds, Matthew felt himself seized by the ankles and dragged along with the bedsheets upon the chamber’s floor, where Miss LeClaire continued her demonstration of the lusty art. Matthew swore he felt his soul trying to float free from his body. After so many explosions of energy, probably helped along by the wicked drug, he was now only shooting forth blue air.
But the lady screamed and screamed again, and to stifle another scream chewed on his right ear as if it were a cornbread muffin. He was only vapor now, a ghost of his former self. In this half-viewed, orange-daubed debaucher’s paradise he thought Miss LeClaire could teach Polly Blossom things the madam had only seen in opium dreams.
At last, at long last: a cessation of motion. The weight of a body lying across Matthew’s chest, and the sensation of steam pouring forth as in hot sun after rain. His neck was kinked and his back crooked. His eyes, like cannonballs, rolled across devastated fields. He fell away into the void.
It was with an abrupt start that Matthew returned to the world of the living. He was being roughly jostled back and forth, which at first made him think the tireless nymph was again at work, but then he saw through swollen eyes the padded interior of a coach. Early morning had arrived, as the red sun was just rising to the east. He realized he was dressed, more or less, in the clothes he’d come with, and he was being returned to New York.
The seat opposite him was empty. He heard the crack of the whip and felt the vibration of the four horses hauling the vehicle southward. A rear wheel hit a particularly brutal pothole and lifted his bottom off the seat, and when he came down he landed on a sore nut and almost shouted God’s name in vain. It would do to find a way to steady himself, for the sake of his bruised stones. The horses were making a quick clip and the coach was a rolling symphony of creaks, cracks, and groans. He knew the feeling.
The darkness rose up and took him once more, and when he awakened this time—again to the aches and pains of spent passions—he blinked in the stronger light, as the day had advanced by perhaps two hours. Still he was hazy and had to concentrate to keep his eyelids from sliding shut. The drugged wine, Matthew thought, had been a potent vintage. But no, no…his mind was yet working properly. He reached up and rubbed his temples, so as to move the sluggish blood.
It had not been the wine, he realized, or Chapel also would have fallen under its spell. The drug must’ve been smeared inside his glass. Yes. Inside the glass, so an unopened bottle might be shared by two but a victim made only of one.
Whatever that had been about, he had no idea except to guess that the other men had given him up to Charity LeClaire as a way to save their own foreskins. If she was like that every night she must nearly have put them all in a grave. Well, there could be no doubting now of his status as an ex-virgin, though this had been more assault than sex. The damnable thing was if he might start in the next few days—or after an ample time of recovery, at least—wondering about what it must be like to meet her in the bedchamber without being drugged almost immobile.
There must have been another reason to it as well, Matthew mused as he lifted up off the seat with every shudder of the suspension. He’d been drugged to keep him from roaming around at n
ight, after his host had gone to bed. Charity LeClaire had just been the icing on the cake.
It made no sense to him. That business about the orphans being put to work as servants and vineyard workers. Of course there’d been the serving-boys in the room. But what would the Masker care about it?
Matthew remembered the boy who’d picked his pocket and he immediately felt to see if his watch and key were still there. They were. Silas has a little habit, Chapel had said. A habit indeed.
Matthew quieted his mind and tried to rest again, as his body demanded it. Soon the coach’s wheels were rolling over more familiar dirt and they passed through the outskirts of town. The silver watch reported ten-thirteen. On the streets this Friday morning was the usual traffic of wagons and pedestrians, all hurrying about their business in the way that Matthew had begun to think of as “New Yorkian.” The coach’s team was slowed to a walk but steered toward the harbor to set its passenger off at his destination, and that was when Matthew caught in the air the sharp scent of smoke. This was no surprise, due to the number of industries that required fire, but when the air became tinted with murky yellow about a block from Grigsby’s house Matthew realized something nearby was well and truly aflame. He peered out the crescent-shaped window and to his absolute horror saw smoke and a lick of flame rising from just ahead, on the printmaster’s property.
His dairyhouse was burning.
He shouted, “I’m getting out here!” to the driver and whipman, popped the door open, and jumped down to the street. His knees gave way, his groin ached like a stab wound, and he staggered forward on the edge of collapse but he kept going against the pull of gravity itself. He had no doubt about it; the dairyhouse was going up, and so then were the last of his meager belongings.
But as he got onto Grigsby’s property from Queen Street he saw it was not his miniature mansion aflame. The smoke and a flurry of ashes were rising from well behind the dairyhouse. Matthew walked—or rather, limped—toward the conflagration, his heart pounding, and saw the printmaster and his daughter engaged in tending a bonfire, each of them armed with rakes to herd off errant flames in the grass.
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