by Studs Terkel
I handled Margie Hart. I made her the poor man’s Garbo. Margie was a redhead. So I went to Washington to petition the postmaster to show George Washington on the stamps with red hair. I was getting pages everywhere. When Margie was getting in the thousands, she didn’t want to pay me. I had to sue her. So I decided to retire.
It was fun doing publicity for strippers. I got fantastic space for a girl named Babette Bardot. A college professor did a study of strippers. We announced that Babette was going to do a study of college professors, to find out what their hang-ups were. She wrote to the SEC asking permission for a public offering to sell stock in herself. She said she had exposed her assets very fully. We got quite a bit of space with that letter. I decided there’s a direct relationship between sex and our economy. So I sent a stripper down to Wall Street. She said the economy’s getting better because they mobbed her.
From strippers I got into a thing called Roller Derby: Hell On Wheels. By mistake we were booked in the same arena with a revival meeting. I tried to make a compromise—to have them go in jointly: Hell On Wheels and Save Your Soul. No go. I started getting into more conventional PR. I’ve handled accounts from Indonesia to U.S. Steel.
During the first World’s Fair I handled the Iceland Pavilion. We were opening the pavilion. I looked over the commissioner’s speech: how much dried herring and goose feathers they import to the U.S. each year. I said, “This won’t get you in the papers.” So I added a line. This was at the time of the Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis. So I said, “Here’s to the Reykjavik-Washington Axis. Iceland is prepared to send troops any time to defend Washington. (Laughs.) We hope Washington feels the same way about us.” That got in all the papers. It was forgotten for about two years. Cordell Hull gets a call one night from the Mirror, “Did you know the U.S. has a treaty to defend Iceland from the Germans?” Hull said, “What the hell are you talking about?” The Mirror had a headline about it. The Washington Treaty was based solely on my little publicity release.
Your ego affects the economics to publicity. I once handled Billy Daniels. I handled him when he was at the bottom of the ladder and when he was at the top. He said, “I’d like to make a new deal with you—pay you five percent of my income.” He’s getting four thousand dollars a day for ten days. My God, five percent of that is two thousand bucks. Great. But guys told me, “Billy Daniels! He hasn’t paid his last six press agents.” I said, “You don’t understand. I’d rather not get two thousand dollars from Billy Daniels than get seventy-five bucks from a guy who pays me.” It’s the idea that you’re making two thousand dollars. That’s part of the magic, the lure of the thing.
I didn’t really start making any money until I went to an analyst. He said, “You gotta come five days a week.” I said, “I can’t afford to.” He said, “That’s the first problem we’ll solve.” He went into the reasons for my not making any money. Being a publicity man is a confession of a weakness. It’s for people who don’t have the guts to get attention for themselves. You spend your whole life telling the world how great somebody else is. This is frustrating.
My dream was to establish a star, and from then on I would be taken care of. I would always get paid. The truth is: it’s psychologically important for stars to get rid of people who helped them get where they are. The client is the child and the press agent’s the parent. The child has to grow up and leave the nest. It’s part of living. They’re unknown, they need Eddie Jaffe. When they’re known, they need Rogers and Cowan, who never dropped a coat in all the years they handled stars. They hold the client’s coat. One reason they get the business is they get their client on the Hollywood party list. People have different needs at different times in their careers.
I was hired to cover maybe forty radio shows. The guy said, “Cover the ‘Phil Baker Show.’ ” “What do I do?” He said, “You be the first guy there after the show’s over and you say, ‘Phil, that was great.’ God help you if somebody gets there ahead of you.” That’s part of being a press agent for stars. That’s what they need. They can afford it. And they’re paying for it.
A gangster said, “I wish you’d help me. The papers are botherin’ the hell out of me.” I said, “Who’s clean in your family?” He said, “My brother-in-law. He lost his arm and leg in the war, works as a clothing presser, and makes twenty-five bucks a week.” I said, “Make him the official spokesman. They won’t bother you. Your big danger is one of the mob will push a photographer and you’ll have a picture in the paper.” “How will we avoid that?” I said, “Very simple. Hire a Pinkerton. If anybody’s gonna push a cameraman, the guy’s in uniform. They can push. They’re not a mob.”
Punishment by publicity is more serious than punishment by law. If you were indicted tomorrow for a crime, the punishment through publicity is more severe than any jail sentence you might receive. Everybody has a lawyer, but very few have a public relations man.
I used to work for John Jacob Astor. I got a call from his lawyer saying he ran over somebody. So I called all the papers and said, “This is John Jacob Astor’s press agent. I got a great story for you. He just hit a woman crossing the street.” They said, “Why don’t you get lost with that shit. He gets enough space.” They didn’t play the story at all. I tried to make them think I wanted in, so they didn’t put it in.
I spent most of my life learning techniques that are of no value any more. Magazines, newspapers—print. I’m not oriented to television as I was to print. The biggest impact today is TV. This has helped reduce the need for press agentry. A client will come to me and say, “I want to be a star.” In the old days, maybe I’d get her in Life. Today on the Carson show you could get more attention than I could have gotten her in a year. As press agentry becomes part of a bigger and bigger world it becomes more routinized. It’s a mechanical thing today. It’s no longer the opportunity to stunts. They don’t work any more. Much of what I’ve been doing all these years is not as potent as in the old days.
Most guys in my category have eight, ten clients. If you have less, you’re in trouble. You can’t depend on one or two, no matter how much they pay, ‘cause you can lose ’em. One day I lost three clients that were paying me each over twelve thousand dollars a year. I lost Cinerama, Indonesia, and the Singer Company. This is thirty-six thousand dollars a year. I had years I made a hundred thousand. There’s a law of making money. You never regard it as something temporary, and you live up to the scale. But in this work, you don’t build anything. If I had a little candy store and I built it up to a bigger store, I might have sold it for a quarter of a million dollars. Who do I sell my clippings to?
RICHARD MANN
He is fifty-three years old. He has been an installment dealer for twenty years. “I sell credit. I’m not selling goods. The firms I purchase from do that. I’m in business for myself. I call on people. I sell them right in the home. I bring merchandise to them.” He puts in a seventy-hour week.
“Many people I had used to be in the ghetto, poor blacks. When the riots came, all my accounts were on the West Side.19 Three of my customers were burnt out. I tried to reach ‘em by phone and I couldn’t. I called many of them up and asked them to send the money in by mail, and they did. Many of them said, ’Richard, please don’t come. It’s rough here.’
“When I used to walk by and hear some ten-year-old Negro kid say a few choice words to me, I used to burn. I couldn’t stand it. I would pass a house where I’d see two fifteen-year-old kids playing handball. I’d say, ‘Should I go or shouldn’t I? Should I give it a pass?’ I’d sit there and burn. They may well have been just harmless kids. But when I came down the stairs, they could be behind the door.
“We sat for three days calling each other, installment dealers, those who worked in that area. Could we go? Could we go in pairs? Was it possible? I bought a lot of accounts receivable from other men who were going out of business. I had a little boy, black, about ten years old, he used to go with me. His stepdad made these calls for me on Saturday and Sunday. I colle
cted quite a bit of it. Little by little I moved out of the area. Now I’m out of it completely.
“The areas I go to now are blue-collar and Southern white suburbs—lower-middle-class white. My customers now are mostly honkies. (Laughs.) A honky is someone who is anti-black and he moved to the outskirts of town to get away from the Negro. He hates all change, all progress. When his wife says, ‘Bring some shirts for my husband,’ I bring him three striped shirts with long collars. He becomes furious. ‘What the hell do you think I am, some hippie plink? I don’t wear shirts like that.’ (Laughs.) Save your white shirts, they’re cnmin’ back.”
I’m an offshoot of the old peddler. He bought a few things, went out in the country with a horse and wagon and sold it. His customers didn’t have cash, so they paid him in eggs. Many times people would say, “I can’t pay you anything,” and he’d say, “You’re good for the money, I’ll come every month or so.”
Later on, as we become friendly, they have more confidence in me. They ask me to bring them things, electrical appliances, household gadgets. If they want larger items—if a customer wants to buy a kitchen set, table and four chairs, she goes to the store, she picks it out. The price is given to her, say $150. It’s sent out and I’m billed for the cost of that. I pay the bill and collect it from her. I’m connected to the places that I bring the customer to.
A lot of these people need me. They need me psychologically. My wife has said, “You give your customers a hell of a lot more than I get. I go to the store, I get a surly clerk, I get a miserable manager.” I go to these people, I say, “Hello, Mrs. Smith. How’s your husband. How’s your daughter-in-law?” I call her up, I tell her an off-color joke once in a while. Most times you sell your personality.
If I’m really an enterprising entrepreneur, I see she hasn’t got an Osterizer, I see she needs drapes, curtains. Or that her sofa’s falling apart or that her carpet’s wearing out. Or that I’m sitting in a broken chair. Or it’s cold outside and I know she’s the type of a person who doesn’t shop on Michigan Avenue, and she hasn’t bought her winter coat. I observe these things if I’m to be successful in this business. I’m successful, I believe.
She’s paying well, she’s down to fifty dollars. You see she hasn’t got a four-slice toaster. So you bring it in. “Here.” Sweeten up the account. “We’ve got these beautiful toasters in. You’ve got a big family, six kids. How do you make toast for ’em?” She says, “I had one and I had trouble with it.” Which is more truth than poetry, because many of these electrical appliances just fall apart.
If the toaster’s twenty-nine dollars, now she owes me seventy nine—plus tax. Her payments haven’t gone up. I’m just holding her for another three weeks. So I’ve got eight weeks of collections, eight ten-dollar payments. If she’s slow in paying, I don’t sell her anything. I’m trying to get out from under, to get what she owes me. If they’re good customers, I want to keep’em buying, continually owing me. The worst thing that can happen is for a good customer to pay up her bill.20 Ach!! That’s terrible! You can’t ever get in to see her again. She pays you up for a reason: she doesn’t want to buy from you any more.
The more she’s in debt to you—
The better it is.
That $150 kitchen set may wind up setting her back $300?
No. She’ll wind up paying $150 for that. When she buys on time, she pays one and a half percent carrying charge. This is all over, Sears, Ward’s —it comes to nineteen percent a year. It’s very difficult to figure out compound interest. It could drive you crazy.
You work on recommendations. You have a customer you get along with very well. She says, “Why don’t you call on my nextdoor neighbor? She likes my drapes.” I’m gambling. I gamble on a person’s outside. I know nothing about their character. I gamble on what other people have told me. I have many losses.
I gave a bill to a collection lawyer this morning. She owed seventeen hundred dollars. I bought the account, discounted at ninety percent. I paid the man seventeen hundred less $170. That was four years ago. She was supposed to pay this out at the rate of twenty dollars a week. Lately she won’t answer the door. She’s called me a few choice names. She capped it off doing the worst thing she could, “You dumb Jew, I’m gonna give you two dollars a week and that’s all.” I threw the check she gave me and I said, “Forget it,” and I walked out. I remembered that famous quote: “Free at last, thank God, I’m free of you, at last.” (Laughs.) She used to make me sweat for this money—terribly. Used to make me feel in the position of a beggar.
I hate to collect. Collecting is a terrible, a horrible thing. I’ve always deprecated it. I know my children look down at it. To them it’s demeaning, it’s exploitive. So naturally I’m defensive about it. Actually, I just hate it. The people who say, “Boy! I’d like to have my husband have a job like that, go around collecting money all day long.” I said, “I wish to hell your husband had a job like that! Give me a factory job instead of knocking on doors!” The strongest thing on me—I haven’t got a muscle on me—is my knuckles. I can put that door through. From knocking on doors.
I’ve told my wife many a time, “When I come home at night, no matter if we’ve had a fight, come to the door and say, ‘Hi,’ and kiss me. Whatever you say after that, it’s okay.” Because all day long I knock on doors and say, “This is Dick” or “Mr. Mann,” and all I hear is “Aw, shit!” I hear it through the whole house. (Laughs.) Can you imagine what happens to you, hearing this all day long? “Aw, shit!” Nobody loves a collector. They love a salesman. When you sell the merchandise, the honeymoon is on. But it’s over when you come to collect.
I don’t call people in advance when I visit. I start calling about fifteen minutes to eight. I get many people bitching about coming too early. I have to, because I have a lot of work. People who pay me on my account, I ask them if there’s anything else they need: curtains, drapes, anything. I bring it to ’em the next week or two weeks, whenever I call. I finish about five. Saturday, I get up at six thirty and come home eight, nine at night. Another week, I sit down and make deadbeat calls. It’s a miserable thing. My family used to leave the house when I made these calls. I could wind up throwing the phone against the wall. It’s very, very discouraging.
“I used to work in a furniture store. Two years without a day off. So I decided to go in business for myself. You’re never beholden to anybody. You always have a buck in your pocket. This is the easiest way, because you have no overhead. You don’t have a store, you don’t have employees. You pay no rent, no insurance . . .”
I couldn’t sell you an automobile, but just about everything else. I’ve sold diamond rings, I’ve sold mink coats. I have people with beautiful homes. Many of my customers have good incomes. Why do they buy from somebody like me? There’s a variety of reasons. A lot of them got a fart in their brain. They cannot go out shopping. They become confused by these large shopping centers. They’re confused by the multitude, the plethora of things. It just overwhelms them. It’s much easier to buy from somebody like me. If they want a coat, I bring two or three. If they want a ring, I bring one or two or three.
There’s a customer who’s shy. She would really like to tell people off, but when she goes into a large establishment, she’s shy. She’s overwhelmed by Marshall Field’s, so she tells me off in no uncertain terms what she wants, how she wants it, and don’t bring me this or that. It boosts their ego. In their house they are queen. I’m the one with the cap in the hand.
When I’m a salesman in a furniture store, I speak from a position of strength: We have this beautiful, gorgeous place that we built for you. Here is what we have. This is what they’re using. When I come in, I can’t say, “This is what they’re using.” I’ve been told a few times, “I don’t care what they’re using. It’s what I want. I want white shirts.”
It’s a dying occupation. There are older men, sixty-five, seventy, who are just dabbling. They want to get out of it, so they sell their accounts. They’re very good acc
ounts ’cause they’ve had them twenty years. For me, it’s a bonanza.
In the old days people in ethnic neighborhoods just got off the boat. They couldn’t speak English. Young punks that were store clerks would look down upon them. The man who had a smattering of the language would go into the homes and people would welcome him with open arms. Here’s a man they could occasionally tell off.
This whole business has fallen absolutely into disuse in the past ten years. I know of no young man who’s gone into it. To them, it’s demeaning. I once asked my son to help me. His wife came over and told me she didn’t want her husband to help me exploit people. She believes I exploit people. Of course, she believes anybody who makes a profit exploits people. So you ask, “What is not exploitation? One percent? Two percent? General Motors?” I don’t feel I’m an exploiter. I’m a capitalist. I believe capitalism is the greatest economic system there is.
I’m in a hurry. I have obligations, I’m always trying to beat time. I’m dealing with people, most of them are dependent on their paycheck. It doesn’t last past Saturday. If you don’t come, you’re not gonna get it. The people will honestly tell you, “I gave it to somebody else, the insurance man.” Beating the clock. Deadbeats. There used to be a lot. Knock on the door, the flat was empty. You knock on the door, nobody answers, you know they’re there. I’d like to kill somebody. (Laughs.) It’s terrible. They have no respect. They don’t give a damn. They’re like anybody else.