by Colin Dexter
‘Certainly. Especially if they think that Mr Quinn was murdered last Friday.’
‘Do you think he was murdered on Friday?’
‘Me?’ Bartlett looked at her with a gentle smile. ‘I don’t think it matters very much what I think.’
‘You haven’t answered my question.’
Bartlett hesitated and stood up. ‘Well, for what it’s worth the answer’s “no”.’
‘When—’
But Bartlett held up his finger to his lips and shook his head. ‘You’re asking as many questions as they are.’
Monica rose to her feet and walked to the door. ‘I still think you ought to let them know that Noakes—’
‘Look,’ he said in a kindly way. ‘If it’ll make you happier, I’ll let them know straight away. All right?’
As Monica Height left the room, Martin came up to her and said something urgently into her ear. Together they disappeared into Monica’s office.
The chief clerk remembered the fire drill well, of course. Everything had gone according to plan, and the Secretary had scrutinized the final list himself before allowing his staff to resume their duties. Of the twenty-six permanent staff, only three had not ticked themselves off. But all had been accounted for: Mr Ogleby was down at the Oxford University Press; one of the typists had flu; and one of the junior clerks was on holiday. Against Quinn’s name was a bold tick in black biro. And that was that. Lewis walked downstairs and rejoined Morse.
‘Have you noticed how everyone in this office uses black biro, Lewis?’
‘Bartlett’s got ’em all organized, sir – even down to the pens they use.’
Morse seemed to dismiss the matter as of no importance, and picked up the phone once more. ‘You’d have thought this bloody school would have more than one line, wouldn’t you?’ But this time he heard the ringing tone, and the call was answered almost immediately. Morse heard a cheerful north country voice telling him that she was the school secretary and asking if she could help. Morse explained who he was and what information he required.
‘Friday, you say? Yes, I remember. From Oxford, that’s right . . . Oh, must have been about twenty past twelve. I remember I looked on t’timetable and Mr Richardson was teaching until a quarter to one . . . No, no. He said not to bother. Just asked me to give him t’message, laik. He said he would be inviting Mr Richardson to do some marking this summer . . . No, I’m sorry. I can’t remember t’name for the minute, but Mr Richardson would know, of course . . . Yes. Yes, I’m sure that was it. Quinn – that’s right. I hope there’s nothing . . . Oh dear . . . Oh dear . . . Shall I tell Mr Richardson? . . . All right . . . All right, sir. Goodbye.’
Morse cradled the phone and looked across at Lewis. ‘What do you think?’
‘I think we’re making progress, sir. Just after eleven he finishes dictating his letters; he’s here for the fire drill at twelve; and he rings up the school at twenty past.’ Morse nodded and Lewis felt encouraged to go on. ‘What I’d really like to know is whether he left the note for Miss Freeman before or after lunch. So perhaps we’d better try to find out where he had a bite to eat, sir.’
Morse nodded again, and seemed to be staring at nothing. ‘I’m beginning to wonder if we’re on the right track, though, Lewis. You know what? I wouldn’t be at all surprised if—’
The internal phone rang and Morse listened with interest. ‘Well, thank you for telling me, Dr Bartlett. Can you ask him to come along straight away?’
When the sycophantic Noakes began his brief tale, Morse wondered why on earth he had not immediately sought the caretaker’s confidence; for he knew full well that in institutions of all kinds throughout the land it was the name of the caretaker which should appear at the top of all official notepaper. Wherever his services were called upon (including Police HQ) it seemed to be the caretaker, with his strangely obnoxious combination of officiousness and servility, whose goodwill was prized above all; whose co-operation over rooms, teas, keys and other momentous considerations was absolutely indispensable. On the face of it, however, Noakes seemed one of the pleasanter specimens of the species.
‘Yes, sir, his coat was there – I remember it distinct like, because his cabinet was open and I closed it. The Secketary wouldn’t ’ave wanted that, sir. Very particular he is, about that.’
‘Was there a note on his desk?’
‘Yes, we saw that as well, sir.’
‘“We”, you say?’
‘Mr Roope, sir. He was with me. He’d just—’
‘What was he doing here?’ said Morse quietly.
‘He wanted to see the Secketary. But he was out, I knew that, sir. So Mr Roope asked me if any of the assistant secketaries was in – he had some papers, you see, as he wanted to give to somebody.’
‘Who did he give them to?’
‘That’s just it. As I was going to say, sir, we tried all the other secketaries’ offices, but there was nobody in.’
Morse looked at him sharply. ‘You’re quite sure about that, Mr Noakes?’
‘Oh yes, sir. We couldn’t find anybody, you see, and Mr Roope left the papers on the Secketary’s desk.’
Morse glanced at Lewis and his eyebrows rose perceptibly. ‘Well, well. That’s very interesting. Very interesting.’ But if it was as interesting as Morse would have the caretaker imagine, it prompted no further questions. At least not immediately so. The plain truth was that the information was, for Morse, completely unexpected, and he now regretted his earlier (stupidly theatrical) decision of allowing word to be spread on the office grapevine (it had surely got round by now?) that he would be asking all of them to account for their movements on Friday afternoon. The last thing he had expected was that they’d all need an alibi. Bartlett, he knew, had been out at Banbury. But where had the others been that fateful afternoon? Monica, Ogleby, Martin, and Quinn. All of them out of the office. Whew!
‘What time was all this, Mr Noakes?’
‘’Bout half-past four, sir.’
‘Had any of the others left a note?’
‘I don’t think so.’
‘Could any of them have been upstairs, do you think?’
‘Could ’ave been, sir, but – well, I was here quite a long while. I was in the corridor, you see, fixin’ this broken light when Mr Roope came in.’
Morse still seemed temporarily blown off course, and Lewis decided to see if he could help. ‘Could any of them have been in the lavatory?’
‘Must have been in there a long time!’ It was quite clear from the slightly contemptuous smirk that crossed Noakes’s face that he was not prepared to pay any particular respect to the suggestions of a mere sergeant, and the almost inevitable ‘sir’ was noticeably absent.
‘It was raining on Friday afternoon, wasn’t it?’ said Morse at last.
‘Yes, sir. Rainin’, blowin’ – miserable afternoon it was.’
‘I hope Mr Roope wiped his feet,’ said Morse innocently.
For the first time Noakes seemed uneasy. He passed his hands one over the other, and wondered what on earth that was supposed to mean.
‘Did you see any of them at all – later on, I mean?’
‘Not really, sir. I mean, I saw Mr Quinn leave in his car about—’
‘You what?’ Morse sat up and blinked at Noakes in utter bewilderment.
‘You saw him leave, you say?’
‘Yes, sir. About ten to five. His car was—’
‘Were there any other cars here?’ interrupted Morse.
‘No, sir. Just Mr Quinn’s.’
‘Well, thank you, Mr Noakes. You’ve been very helpful.’ Morse got up and walked to the door. ‘And you didn’t see anyone else – anyone at all – after that?’
‘No, sir. Except the Secketary himself. He came back to the office about half-past five, sir.’
‘I see. Well, thank you very much.’ Morse had scarcely been able to hide his mounting excitement and he fought back the strong impulse to push Noakes out into the corridor.
‘If I can be of any help any time, sir, I hope you . . .’ He stood fawning at the door like a liegeman taking leave of his lord. But Morse wasn’t listening. A little voice within his brain was saying ‘Bugger off, you obsequious little creep,’ but he merely nodded good-naturedly and the caretaker finally sidled through the door.
‘Well, Lewis? What do you make of that little lot?’
‘I expect we shall soon find somebody who saw Quinn in a pub on Friday night. About chucking-out time.’
‘You think so?’ But Morse wasn’t really interested in what Lewis was making of it. The previous day the cogs had started turning all right, but turning, it now appeared, in the wrong direction; and whilst Noakes had been speaking they’d temporarily stopped turning altogether. But they were off again now, in forward gear, with two or three of them whirring furiously. He looked at his watch, and saw that the morning was over. ‘What swill do they slop out at the Horse and Trumpet, Lewis?’
CHAPTER TEN
FEW OF THE buildings erected in Oxford since the end of the Second World War have met with much approval from either Town or Gown. Perhaps it is to be expected that a public privileged with the daily sight of so many old and noble buildings should feel a natural prejudice against the reinforced concrete of the curious post-war structures; or perhaps all modern architects are mad. But it is generally agreed that the John Radcliffe Hospital on Headington Hill is one of the least offensive examples of the modern design – except, of course, to those living in the immediate vicinity who have found their expensive detached houses dwarfed by the gigantic edifice, and who now view from the bottom of their gardens a broad and busy access road instead of the green and open fields of Manor Park. The seven-storeyed hospital, built in gleaming, off-white brick, its windows painted chocolate brown, is set in spacious, tree-lined grounds, where royal-blue notice boards in bold white lettering direct the strangers towards their destinations. But few are strangers here, for the John Radcliffe Hospital is dedicated to the safe delivery of all the babies to be born beneath the aegis of the Oxfordshire Health Authority, and in it almost all the pregnant mums have suffered their precious embryos to be coddled and cosseted, turned and tested many many times before. Joyce Greenaway has. But with her (‘one in a thousand’, they’d said) things have not gone quite according to the gynaecological guarantee.
Frank Greenaway had Wednesday afternoon free and he drove into the hospital car park at 1 p.m. He was feeling much happier than he had done, for it now looked as if everything was going to be all right after all. But it still annoyed him that the incompetent nitwit of a foreman at Cowley had not been able to get the message to him the previous Friday evening, and he felt that he had let his wife down. Their first, too! Not that Joyce had been over-worried: when things seemed to her to be getting to the critical stage, she had shown her usual good sense and contacted the hospital direct. But it still niggled a bit; he couldn’t pretend it didn’t. For when he had finally arrived at the hospital at 9.30 p.m., their underweight offspring – some three weeks premature – was already putting up its brave and successful little fight in the Intensive Care Unit. It wasn’t his fault, was it? But for Frank (who had little imagination, but a ready sympathy) it was something like arriving ten minutes late for an Oxford United fixture and finding he’d missed the only goal of the match.
He, too, was no stranger now. The doors opened for him automatically, and he walked his way confidently down the wide, blue carpeted entrance hall, past the two enquiry desks, and made straight for the lift, where he pressed the button and, with a freshly laundered nightie, a box of Black Magic, and a copy of Woman’s Weekly, he ascended to the sixth floor.
Both Joyce and the baby were still isolated – something to do with jaundice (‘Nothing to worry about, Mr Greenaway’), and Frank walked once more into Private Room 12. Why he felt a little shy, he could hardly begin to imagine; but he knew full well that he had every cause for continued apprehension. The doctors had been firmly insistent that he should as yet say nothing whatsoever about it. (‘Your wife has had a pretty rough time, Mr Greenaway.’) She would have to know soon, though; couldn’t help getting to know. But he had willingly agreed to play the game, and the sister had promised to have a word with each of Joyce’s visitors. (‘The post-natal period can be very difficult, Mr Greenaway.’) No Oxford Mail either, of course.
‘How are we then, love?’
‘Fine.’
‘And the little one?’
‘Fine.’
They kissed, and soon began to feel at ease again.
‘Has the telly-man been yet? I meant to ask you yesterday.’
‘Not yet, love. But he’ll fix it – have no fear.’
‘I should hope so. I shan’t be in here much longer – you realize that, don’t you?’
‘Don’t you worry about that.’
‘Have you put the cot up yet?’
‘I keep telling you. Stop worrying. You just get on your feet again and look after the little feller – that’s all that matters.’
She smiled happily, and when he stood up and put his arm around her she nestled against his shoulder lovingly.
‘Funny, isn’t it, Frank? We’d got a name all ready, if it was a girl. And we were so sure it would be.’
‘Yeah. I been thinking, though. What about “Simon”? Nice name, don’t you think. “Simon Greenaway” – what about that? Sounds sort of – distinguished, if you know what I mean.’
‘Yeah. Perhaps so. Lots of nice names for boys, though.’
‘Such as?’
‘Well. You know that chap downstairs – Mr Quinn? His name’s “Nicholas”. Nice name, don’t you think? “Nicholas Greenaway.” Yeah. I quite like that, Frank.’ Watching his face closely, she could have sworn there was something there, and for a second she felt a surge of panic. But he couldn’t know. It was just her guilty conscience: she was imagining things.
The Horse and Trumpet was quite deserted when they sat down in the furthest corner from the bar, and Lewis had never known Morse so apparently uninterested in his beer, over which he lingered like a maiden aunt sipping homemade wine at a church social. They sat for several minutes without speaking, and it was Lewis who broke the silence. ‘Think we’re getting anywhere, sir?’
Morse seemed to ponder the question deeply. ‘I suppose so. Yes.’
‘Any ideas yet?’
‘No,’ lied Morse. ‘We’ve got to get a few more facts before we start getting any fancy ideas. Yes . . . Look, Lewis. I want you to go along and see Mrs What’s-her-name, the cleaner woman. You know where she lives?’ Lewis nodded. ‘And you might as well call on Mrs Jardine – isn’t it? – the landlady. You can take my car: I expect I’ll be at the Syndicate all afternoon. Pick me up there.’
‘Anything particular you want me to—’
‘Christ, man! You don’t need a wet nurse, do you? Find out all you bloody well can! You know as much about the case as I do!’ Lewis sat back and said nothing. He felt more angry with himself than with the Inspector, and he finished his pint in silence.
‘I think I’ll be off then, sir. I’d just like to nip in home, if you don’t mind.’
Morse nodded vaguely and Lewis stood up to go. ‘You’d better let me have the car keys.’
Morse’s beer was hardly touched and he appeared to be staring with extraordinary intensity at the carpet.
Mrs Evans had been cleaning the ground floor of No 1 Pinewood Close for several years, and had almost been part of the tenancy for the line of single men who had rented the rooms from Mrs Jardine. Most of them had been on the lookout for something a little better and had seldom stayed long; but they’d all been pleasant enough. It was chiefly the kitchen that would get so dirty, and although she dusted and hoovered the other rooms, her chief task always lay in the kitchen, where she usually spent half a hour cleaning the stove and another half-hour ironing the shirts, underwear and handkerchiefs which found their weekly way into the local launderette. It was just abou
t two hours’ work – seldom more, and often a little less. But she always charged for two hours, and none of the tenants had ever demurred. She liked to get things done whilst no one was about; and, with Quinn, 3–5 p.m. on Fridays was the regularly appointed time.
It was about poor Mr Quinn, she knew that, and she invited Lewis in and told him the brief story. She had usually finished and gone before he got back home. But the previous Friday she had to call at the Kidlington Health Centre for Mr Evans, who had bronchitis and was due to see the doctor again at 4.30 that day. But the weather was so dreadful that she thought he ought to stay in. So she went herself to get Mr E another prescription, called in at the dispensing chemist, and then went home and got the tea. She got back to Quinn’s house at about a quarter past six and stayed about half an hour to do the ironing.
‘You left a note for him, didn’t you, Mrs Evans?’
‘I thought he’d wonder why I hadn’t finished.’
‘That was at about four o’clock, you say?’
She nodded, and felt suddenly nervous. Had poor Mr Quinn died on Friday night, just after she’d left, perhaps?
‘We found the note in the wastepaper basket, Mrs Evans.’
‘I suppose you would, sir. If he screwed it up, like.’
‘Yes, of course.’ Lewis found himself wishing that Morse was there, but he put the thought aside. A few interesting ideas were beginning to develop. ‘You left the note in the lounge?’
‘Yes. On the sideboard. I always left a note there at the end of the month – when me four weeks’ cleaning was up, like.’
‘I see. Can you remember if Mr Quinn’s car was in the garage when you got back?’
‘No, Sergeant. I’m sorry. It was raining, and I was on me bike and I just got in as fast as I could. Anyway, why should I look in the garage? I mean—’
‘You didn’t see Mr Quinn?’
‘No, I didn’t.’
‘Ah well. Never mind. We’re obviously anxious—’
‘You think he died on Friday night, then?’
‘No, I wouldn’t say that. But if we could find what time he got back from the office – well, it would be a great help. For all we know, he didn’t get back home at all on Friday night.’