Gaynor was mob-connected, but it couldn’t be proven. He was a self-made multimillionaire. Bully for him. He could afford the million five that Tommy had offered me. Nice to know a man can pay his bills.
His only family had been a mother who died ten years ago. His father was supposed to have died before he was born. There was no record of the father’s death. In fact, the father didn’t seem to exist.
An illegitimate birth, carefully disguised? Maybe. So Gaynor was a bastard in the original definition of the word. So what? I’d already known he was one in spirit.
I propped Wheelchair Wanda’s picture against the coffeepot. She was smiling, almost like she’d known the picture was being taken. Maybe she was just photogenic. There were two pictures with her and Gaynor together. In one they were smiling, holding hands as Tommy pushed Gaynor’s wheelchair and Bruno pushed Wanda. She was gazing at Gaynor with a look I had seen in other women. Adoration, love. I’d even experienced it myself for a brief time in college. You get over it.
The second picture was almost identical to the first. Bruno and Tommy pushing them. But they weren’t holding hands. Gaynor was smiling. Wanda wasn’t. She looked angry. Cicely of the blond hair and empty eyes was walking on the other side of Gaynor. They were holding hands. Ah-ha.
So Gaynor had kept both of them around for a while. Why had Wanda left? Jealousy? Had Cicely arranged it? Had Gaynor tired of her? The only way to know was to ask.
I stared at the picture with Cicely in it. I put it beside the laughing close-up of Wanda’s face. An unhappy young woman, a scorned lover. If she hated Gaynor more than she feared him, Wanda would talk to me. She would be a fool to talk to the papers, but I didn’t want to publish her secrets.
I wanted Gaynor’s secrets, so I could keep him from hurting me. Barring that, I wanted something to take to the police.
Mr. Gaynor would have other things to worry about if I could get him in jail. He might forget all about one reluctant animator. Unless, of course, he found out I’d had something to do with him being arrested. That would be bad. Gaynor struck me as vengeful. I had Dominga Salvador mad at me. I didn’t need anyone else.
I closed the drapes and left a wake-up call for noon. Irving would just have to wait for his file. I had unintentionally given him the interview with the new Master of the City. Surely that cut me a little slack. If not, to hell with it. I was going to bed.
The last thing I did before going to bed was call Peter Burke’s house. I figured that John would be staying there. It rang five times before the machine kicked on. “This is Anita Blake, I may have some information for John Burke on a matter we discussed Thursday.” The message was a little vague, but I didn’t want to leave a message saying, “Call me about your brother’s murder.” It would have seemed melodramatic and cruel.
I left the hotel’s number as well as my own. Just in case. They probably had the ringers turned off. I would. The story had been front page because Peter was, had been, an animator. Animators don’t get murdered much in the run-of-the-mill muggings. It’s usually something more unusual.
I would drop off Gaynor’s file on the way home. I wanted to drop it off at the receptionist desk. I didn’t feel like talking to Irving about his big interview. I didn’t want to hear that Jean-Claude was charming or had great plans for the city. He’d be very careful what he told a reporter. It would look good in print. But I knew the truth. Vampires are as much a monster as any zombie, maybe worse. Vamps usually volunteer for the process, zombies don’t.
Just like Irving volunteered to go off with Jean-Claude. Of course, if Irving hadn’t been with me the Master would have left him alone. Probably. So it was my fault, even if it had been his choice. I was achingly tired, but I knew I’d never be able to sleep until I heard Irving’s voice. I could pretend I’d called to tell him I was dropping the file off late.
I wasn’t sure if Irving would be on his way to work or not. I tried home first. He answered on the first ring.
“Hello.”
Something tight in my stomach relaxed. “Hi, Irving, it’s me.”
“Ms. Blake, to what do I owe this early morning pleasure?” His voice sounded so ordinary.
“I had a bit of excitement at my apartment last night. I was hoping I could drop the file off later in the day.”
“What sort of excitement?” His voice had that “tell me” lilt to it.
“The kind that’s police business and not yours,” I said.
“I thought you’d say that,” he said. “You just getting to bed?”
“Yeah.”
“I guess I can let a hardworking animator sleep in a little. My sister reporter may even understand.”
“Thanks, Irving.”
“You alright, Anita?”
No, I wanted to say, but I didn’t. I ignored the question. “Did Jean-Claude behave himself?”
“He was great!” Irving’s enthusiasm was genuine, all bubbly excitement. “He’s a great interview.” He was quiet for a moment. “Hey, you called to check up on me. To make sure I was okay.”
“Did not,” I said.
“Thanks, Anita, that means a lot. But really, he was very civilized.”
“Great. I’ll let you go then. Have a good day.”
“Oh, I will, my editor is doing cartwheels about the exclusive interview with the Master of the City.”
I had to laugh at the way he rolled the title off his tongue. “Good night, Irving.”
“Get some sleep, Blake. I’ll be calling you in a day or two about those zombie articles.”
“Talk to you then,” I said. We hung up.
Irving was fine. I should worry more about myself and less about everyone else.
I turned off the lights and cuddled under the sheets. My penguin was cradled in my arms. The Browning Hi-Power was under my pillow. It wasn’t as easy to get to as the bed holster at home, but it was better than nothing.
I wasn’t sure which was more comforting, the penguin or the gun. I guess both were equally comforting, for very different reasons.
I said my prayers like a good little girl. I asked very sincerely that I not dream.
Chapter 19
The cleaning crew had a cancellation and moved my emergency into the slot. By afternoon my apartment was clean and smelled like spring cleaning. Apartment maintenance had replaced the shattered window. The bullet holes had been smeared with white paint. The holes looked like little dimples in the wall. All in all, the place looked great.
John Burke had not returned my call. Maybe I’d been too clever. I’d try a more blunt message later. But right at this moment I had more pleasant things to worry about.
I was dressed for jogging. Dark blue shorts with white piping, white Nikes with pale blue swishes, cute little jogging socks, and tank top. The shorts were the kind with one of those inside pockets that shut with Velcro. Inside the pocket was a derringer. An American derringer to be exact; 6.5 ounces, .38 Special, 4.82 total length. At 6.5 ounces, it felt like a lumpy feather.
A Velcro pocket was not conducive to a fast draw. Two shots and spitting would be more accurate at a distance, but then Gaynor’s men didn’t want to kill me. Hurt me, but not kill me. They have to get in close to hurt me. Close enough to use the derringer. Of course, that was just two shots. After that, I was in trouble.
I had tried to figure out a way to carry one of my 9mms, but there was no way. I could not jog and tote around that much firepower. Choices, choices.
Veronica Sims was standing in my living room. Ronnie is five-nine, blond hair, grey eyes. She is a private investigator on retainer to Animators, Inc. We also work out together at least twice a week unless one of us is out of town, injured, or up to our necks in vampires. Those last two happen more often than I would like.
She was wearing French-cut purple shorts, and a T-shirt that said, “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” There are reasons why Ronnie and I are friends.
“I m
issed you Thursday at the health club,” she said. “Was the funeral awful?”
“Yeah.”
She didn’t ask me to elaborate. She knows funerals are not my best thing. Most people hate funerals because of the dead. I hate all the emotional shit.
She was stretching long legs parallel to her body, low on the floor. In a sort of stretching crouch. We always warm up in the apartment. Most leg stretches were never meant to be done while wearing short shorts.
I mirrored her movement. The muscles in my upper thighs moved and protested. The derringer was an uncomfortable but endurable lump.
“Just out of curiosity,” Ronnie said, “why do you feel it necessary to take a gun with you?”
“I always carry a gun,” I said.
She just looked at me, disgust plain in her eyes. “If you don’t want to tell me, then don’t, but don’t bullshit me.”
“Alright, alright,” I said. “Strangely enough, no one’s told me not to tell anyone.”
“What, no threats about not going to the police?” she asked.
“Nope.”
“My, how terribly friendly.”
“Not friendly,” I said, sitting flat on the floor, legs out at angles. Ronnie mirrored me. It looked like we were going to roll a ball across the floor. “Not friendly at all.” I leaned my upper body over my left leg until my cheek touched my thigh.
“Tell me about it,” she said.
I did. When I was done, we were limbered and ready to run.
“Shit, Anita. Zombies in your apartment and a mad millionaire after you to perform human sacrifices.” Her grey eyes searched my face. “You’re the only person I know who has weirder problems than I do.”
“Thanks a lot,” I said. I locked my door behind us and put my keys in the pocket along with the derringer. I know it would scratch hell out of it, but what was I supposed to do, run with the keys in my hand?
“Harold Gaynor. I could do some checking on him for you.”
“Aren’t you on a case?” We clattered down the stairs.
“I’m doing about three different insurance scams. Mostly surveillance and photography. If I have to eat one more fast food dinner, I’m going to start singing jingles.”
I smiled. “Shower and change at my place. We’ll go out for a real dinner.”
“Sounds great, but you don’t want to keep Jean-Claude waiting.”
“Cut it out, Ronnie,” I said.
She shrugged. “You should stay as far away from that...creature as you can, Anita.”
“I know it.” It was my turn to shrug. “Agreeing to meet him seemed the lesser of evils.”
“What were your choices?”
“Meeting him voluntarily or being kidnapped and taken to him.”
“Great choices.”
“Yeah.”
I opened the double doors that led outside. The heat smacked me in the face. It was staggeringly hot, like stepping into an oven. And we were going to jog in this?
I looked up at Ronnie. She is five inches taller than I am, and most of that is leg. We can run together, but I have to set the pace and I have to push myself. It is a very good workout. “It has to be over a hundred today,” I said.
“No pain, no gain,” Ronnie said. She was carrying a sport water bottle in her left hand. We were as prepared as we were going to get.
“Four miles in hell,” I said. “Let’s do it.” We set off at a slow pace, but it was steady. We usually finished the run in a half hour or less. The air was solid with heat. It felt like we were running through semisolid walls of scalding air. The humidity in St. Louis is almost always around a hundred percent. Combine the humidity with hundred-plus temperatures and you get a small, damp slice of hell. St. Louis in the summertime, yippee.
I do not enjoy exercise. Slim hips and muscular calves are not incentive enough for this kind of abuse. Being able to outrun the bad guys is incentive. Sometimes it all comes down to who is faster, stronger, quicker. I am in the wrong business. Oh, I’m not complaining. But 106 pounds is not a lot of muscle to throw around.
Of course, when it comes to vampires, I could be two-hundred-plus of pure human muscles and it wouldn’t do me a damn bit of good. Even the newly dead can bench press cars with one hand. So I’m outclassed. I’ve gotten used to it.
The first mile was behind us. It always hurts the worst. My body takes about two miles to be convinced it can’t talk me out of this insanity.
We were moving through an older neighborhood. Lots of small fenced yards and houses dating to the fifties, or even the 1800s. There was the smooth brick wall of a warehouse that dated to pre-Civil War. It was our halfway point. Two miles. I was feeling loose and muscled, like I could run forever, if I didn’t have to do it very fast. I was concentrating on moving my body through the heat, keeping the rhythm. It was Ronnie who spotted the man.
“I don’t mean to be an alarmist,” she said, “but why is that man just standing there?”
I squinted ahead of us. Maybe fifteen feet ahead of us the brick wall ended and there was a tall elm tree. A man was standing near the trunk of the tree. He wasn’t trying to conceal himself. But he was wearing a jean jacket. It was much too hot for that, unless you had a gun under it.
“How long’s he been there?”
“Just stepped out from around the tree,” she said.
Paranoia reigns supreme. “Let’s turn back. It’s two miles either way.”
Ronnie nodded.
We pivoted and started jogging back the other way. The man behind us did not cry out or say stop. Paranoia, it was a vicious disease.
A second man stepped out from the far corner of the brick wall. We jogged towards him a few more steps. I glanced back. Mr. Jean Jacket was casually walking towards us. The jacket was unbuttoned, and his hand was reaching under his arm. So much for paranoia.
“Run,” I said.
The second man pulled a gun from his jacket pocket.
We stopped running. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
“Un-uh,” the man said, “I don’t feel like chasing anyone in this heat. All ya gotta be is alive, chickie, anything else is gravy.” The gun was a .22 caliber automatic. Not much stopping power, but it was perfect for wounding. They’d thought this out. That was scary.
Ronnie was standing very stiff beside me. I fought the urge to grab her hand and squeeze it, but that wouldn’t be very tough-as-nails vampire slayer, would it? “What do you want?”
“That’s better,” he said. A pale blue T-shirt gapped where his beer gut spilled over his belt. But his arms had a beefy look to them. He may have been overweight, but I bet it hurt when he hit you. I hoped I didn’t have to test the theory.
I backed up so the brick wall was to my back. Ronnie moved with me. Mr. Jean Jacket was almost with us now. He had a Beretta 9mm loose in his right hand. It was not meant for wounding.
I glanced at Ronnie, then at Fatty who was nearly right beside her. I glanced at Mr. Jean Jacket, who was nearly beside me. I glanced back at Ronnie. Her eyes widened just a bit. She licked her lips once, then turned back to stare at Fatty. The guy with the Beretta was mine. Ronnie got the .22. Delegation at its best.
“What do you want?” I said again. I hate repeating myself.
“You to come take a little ride with us, that’s all.” Fatty smiled as he said it.
I smiled back, then turned to Jean Jacket, and his tame Beretta. “Don’t you talk?”
“I talk,” he said. He took two steps closer to me, but his gun was very steadily pointed at my chest. “I talk real good.” He touched my hair, lightly, with his fingertips. The Beretta was damn near pressed against me. If he pulled the trigger now, it was all over. The dull black barrel of the gun was getting bigger. Illusion, but the longer you stare at a gun, the more important it gets to be. When you’re on the wrong end of it.
“None of that, Seymour,” Fatty said. “No pussy and we can’t kill her, those are the rules.”
“Shit, Pete.”
> Pete, alias Fatty, said, “You can have the blonde. No one said we couldn’t have fun with her.”
I did not look at Ronnie. I stared at Seymour. I had to be ready if I got that one second chance. Glancing at my friend to see how she was taking the news of her impending rape was not going to help. Really.
“Phallic power, Ronnie. It always goes to the gonads,” I said.
Seymour frowned. “What the hell does that mean?”
“It means, Seymour, that I think you’re stupid and what brains you have are in your balls.” I smiled pleasantly while I said it.
He hit me with the flat of his hand, hard. I staggered but didn’t go down. The gun was still steady, unwavering. Shit. He made a sound deep in his throat and hit me, closed fist. I went down. For a moment I lay on the gritty sidewalk, listening to the blood pound in my ears. The slap had stung. The closed fist hurt.
Someone kicked me in the ribs. “Leave her alone!” Ronnie screamed.
I lay on my stomach and pretended to be hurt. It wasn’t hard. I groped for the Velcro pocket. Seymour was waving the Beretta in Ronnie’s face. She was screaming at him. Pete had grabbed Ronnie’s arms and was trying to hold her. Things were getting out of hand. Goody.
I stared up at Seymour’s legs and struggled to my knees. I shoved the derringer into his groin. He froze and stared down at me.
“Don’t move, or I’ll serve up your balls on a plate,” I said.
Ronnie drove her elbow back into Fatty’s solar plexus. He bent over a little, hands going to his stomach. She twisted away and kneed him hard in the face. Blood spurted from his nose. He staggered back. She smashed him in the side of the face, getting all her shoulder and upper body into it. He fell down. She had the .22 in her hand.
I fought an urge to yell “Yea Ronnie,” but it didn’t sound tough enough. We’d do high-fives later. “Tell your friend not to move, Seymour, or I’ll pull this trigger.”
He swallowed loud enough for me to hear it. “Don’t move, Pete, okay?”
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