by Ardor
"Do you really believe that?" I asked.
"Yeah." He said kind of pathetically. "Which is why I don't get this school. Why ruin your career before it even starts?"
"Dean," I said with a comforting smile, "I'm an artist not some conservative politician. Nudity is hardly going to be shocking to the art world. In fact it's expected, usually from the art not the artist, but they won't blink an eye at it. You should look at the school's web site Dean. Read the testimonials from powerful, successful women all of whom spent at least four years as naked as I am right now. All they talk about is how the school gave them an outstanding education in their chosen field. They also said it gave them confidence and a deep understanding of themselves and their femininity in a way that enabled them to do anything they wanted in life. I want that knowledge, experience and confidence Dean. Even if it might be a difficult lesson to learn sometimes."
Dean just shook his head and smiled as he drove down the road.
"What?" I asked confused at his reaction.
"I should have known that if anyone could make sense of this crazy situation it would be you."
"So you understand now?" I asked hopeful.
"I guess so, yeah." Dean said reluctantly.
It must have been the fight with my mother but I was so relieved to hear Dean's acceptance that I threw my arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek.
"Hey, hey, no molesting the driver." Dean said with a smile.
"You wish!" I said with a laugh as I moved back over to the passenger side of the car.
Just then my stomach made the loudest gurgling noise I've ever heard.
"Dean I hate to ask but, I didn't get a chance to eat dinner and, well, if you'd buy me something I'll pay you back when we get my stuff." I asked feeling really bad about having to impose on him again.
"I'll buy you dinner, no problem, but where are we gonna go? You're still naked." Dean said pointing out the obvious.
"I wasn't asking you to take me to the Russian Tea Room," I said a little annoyed.
"You want tea?" Dean asked confused.
"No," I said with a smirk, "the nearest drive through will be fine."
"You sure you don't want me to park and go in and order? You could stay in the car and no one would see a thing."
"I've got a better idea. Take me to Burger Hut on Hempstead Ave," I said trying to make a point.
"But all that place has is a little window you walk up to and some tables out in front of the building," he said shocked, "right out in public."
"Yep, and you're going to give me the money and wait at one of those little tables while I order." I said firmly. "Then we're going to eat right there, out in the open."
"Joanie, are you sure you want to do that?" He asked his voice full of uncertainty.
"Yes." I said turning away from him to look out the passenger window.
As we drove the few blocks to the burger place I looked out the window at the passing scenery. We were a mile or two from my house by now passing by places I've seen almost my entire life.
My clothes were getting further and further behind me every second. Was I leaving my childish past behind me to enter an exciting new world? Or am I just being a foolish naive girl? I guess my first real test is coming up right now.
Dean pulled into a spot in the parking lot of the burger place and shut off the car. Then he took out his wallet and handed me a twenty. I took it from him determined to go through with it but hesitated when I put my hand on the door handle.
"Joanie." Dean started to say.
I cut him off by asking, "Do you want anything?"
"Um, a burger and a coke." He said blankly.
"Meet you at the table." I said with a forced smile.
Then I quickly opened the door and got out of the car before I could think about what I was doing. I closed the door and fixed my eyes on the order window. That's where I was headed, naked.
“You can do this Joanie, just do it.” I said to myself.
I started walking just trying to focus on getting to that window. The night air surrounded my naked body almost like a hand caressing me. It was difficult not to be aware of every inch of exposed skin as I walked.
My breasts bounced lightly, my nipples hardened and... No, I couldn't be getting, wet? There was no way I was putting a hand down there to check. I was close enough to the window by now that the guy inside saw me coming, so to speak.
He was frozen in place looking at me with wide eyes and an open mouth. It's bad enough that he was going to see me naked. I didn't have to finger myself in front of him.
Damn, why did I have to think that? Now I can't get the image of me laying naked and spread wide open on the ground in front of the order window fingering myself as the burger guy watches out of my mind. I shook my head to throw the image from my mind before stepping up to the window.
"Hi," I said with a nervous smile, "can I get two burgers, a coke, a diet coke and a large order of fries?"
"Huh?" The burger guy asked dumbfounded.
I waved my hand in front of his face and said, "Two burgers, a coke, a diet coke and a large order of fries."
"Oh, yeah," he said quickly coming back to life, "two burgers, a coke, a diet coke and a large naked fry."
He blushed when he realized his mistake. Despite myself I laughed at him as I said, "That's right, thanks."
"That'll be fourteen sixty-three," he said still looking at me a little dazed.
I handed him the twenty and he took it from me leaving me standing there with absolutely nothing. I was standing in front of a Burger Hut on a busy street without a stitch of clothing or a single thing to my name.
Yeah, I was definitely wet now. I didn't have much time to think about it though because burger boy stuck his hand out of the window with my change. I was so nervous and he was so busy looking at my tits that the money completely missed my hand. The change hit the floor and the bills started to fly away. I quickly squatted down and grabbed for the money before it got to far.
As I was leaning forward and grabbing for the money my butt cheeks separated, my lips opened up and the night air flew up between my legs. I looked up and said, "Oh," just in time to see a couple about my age walk around the corner of the building.
"What the fuck?" The guy asked smiling.
The girl elbowed him and said, "Put your eyes back in your head Rob."
They walked up to me as I slowly stood up.
"Are you OK?" The girl asked while the guy looked me up and down.
"Yeah..."
"Wait a minute... Joan, Harper?" The girl said like she didn't believe her own eyes.
"D-do I know you?" I asked not recognizing either of them.
"No, but you graduated at the top of your class and your art shows are legendary. Everyone in town knows you. What are you," she asked emphasizing the word you, "doing standing in front of Burger Hut stark naked?"
"I’m, um, a student at Blanke Schande College."
I head a click like a camera shutter and looked over at the guy to see him holding up his cell phone.
"Rob! You're such a pig. Erase that picture right this instant!" The girl said angry with him.
"No, it's OK," I said trying to be brave.
"What? You want my boyfriend to have naked pictures of you?" She asked turning her anger towards me.
"No, no, that's not what I meant," I said holding my hands up in defense. "I'm sort of a nudist now so it's just that it's not a big deal that's all."
"So this Blanke Schande College is a nudist school or something?" She asked as if she didn't understand her own words.
"Well, for the women, yeah." I said quietly.
"Oh my god," she said raising her voice, "that's so fucking sexist! Why would you have anything to do with that?"
"I know it sounds kind of weird but it's not like that," I said trying to defend myself and my naked sisters, "you should check out the school website before you go jumping to conclusions."
"What's
the name of the school again?" She asked like I was trying to sell her the Brooklyn Bridge.
"It's called Blanke Schande College and it's got one of the highest academic ratings in the entire country."
"Hmmm, well, I'll take a look at it later." She said skeptically.
Then she turned to her boyfriend and said, "And if you ever want to see me naked you'd better put your eyes back in your head and stop acting like a pig."
"So if I stop acting like a pig you'll get naked?"
"Wait, what?" She asked shocked.
"I'll treat you like a queen, take anywhere you want, do anything you want and look at no one but you if you'll get naked right here and now." He said smiling.
"Miss your food is ready." The burger guy said trying not to interrupt.
I grabbed the tray glad for an excuse to walk away from the two of them.
"Did you want to order anything?" The burger guy asked them.
"Not now, we're busy." Rob said to the burger guy.
The burger guy shrugged and disappeared back into the building and I walked over to Dean and sat down across from him. I could still hear the couple talking in the background but was more interested in my food now that I had it.
I put the tray down in the middle of the table, gave Dean back his change, picked up my burger and took a huge bite out of it. Dean shook his head, smiled at me and picked up his own burger. After I finished chewing I asked, "What?"
He chewed his own food and then said, "You're really gonna do this. You're going to spend the rest of the night and the next four years naked."
"Yeah," I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world and then took another bite of my burger.
"I should have, oh my God! Joanie, it must be catching," Dean said looking over my shoulder.
I turned to see what he was looking at. The woman from the couple I left by the order window was taking her clothes off. Her top and bra were already laying on the ground and she had taken her shoes off and was now opening up her jeans and pushing them and her panties down as I watched. Then the two of them walked back around the building, towards their car, leaving her clothes where they were on the ground.
Now I kind of wished I had stayed for their conversation. Did he talk her into it? Could her nudity actually make him behave like a gentleman? I guess I'd never know for sure but I wanted to believe that it had.
Dean was still looking in the direction the naked woman had walked off into.
"Are you OK?" I asked him.
He looked at me. I saw his eyes flit down to my breasts and then back up to my face.
"Um, I have to go to the bathroom. Will you be OK out here for a few minutes?" He asked looking distracted.
"Sure I guess," I said wondering what was up with him.
He took his car keys out of his pocket, handed them to me and said, "If anyone comes by who even looks like trouble you run and hide in the car OK?"
"I'll be fine Dean, I'm sure, but thanks." I said jingling the car keys.
"I'll be back as soon as I can but I just really have to go."
He stood up and quickly walked past me. As he disappeared around the back of the building, where the bathrooms were, I thought about how weird he was suddenly acting. Then I thought about the woman stripping in the public and the way he just looked at my boobs.
"Oh my god," I thought with a silent laugh, "Dean Bennet is probably in the bathroom of Burger Hut jerking off right now."
I laughed but then felt really bad. It's entirely my fault he's in there. I made up my mind not only to never mention that I suspected what he was doing in that bathroom but I'd make it up to him somehow. I'll come up with some story about needing practice presenting. Then I'll show him things he's only dreamed of seeing. After that I'll offer him some serious relief. I smiled to myself as I thought about us doing it again in the back of Dean's car.
Having made that decision I went back to eating. As I did I couldn't help looking around me. I was really sitting out in front of Burger Hut stark naked. It was probably about eight thirty now so it was pretty dark out. There were plenty of street lights to brighten up everything though. A car or two zoomed by now and then but nobody stopped, honked or even seemed to notice me.
Well, I am sitting very quietly with my legs together. What if I spread them? Slowly my knees separated and eventually spread as wide as the bench seats would allow. I couldn't believe I was doing this. Of course it was underneath the table but there was no denying that I was sitting out in public spread like a centerfold.
Before I could think about what I was doing I snuck a my right hand between my legs. I was wet and my clit was poking out it's little pink head. I pressed my hand along the length of my pussy and looked around. How is it that no one was watching? Dean was still whacking off, burger guy wasn't in his little window and there weren't even any cars at the moment. I guess that's what eight thirty on a Sunday night looks like in front of Burger Hut.
Could I really do this? It usually takes me a while to come when I masturbate but I've never tried it outside before. I giggled quietly to myself as I leaned back and slipped two fingers of my left hand inside me while I rubbed my clit with two fingers of my right hand.
God it felt good but I needed to come fast. Looking around again really quickly I decided that I had to pull out all the stops. I took the fingers of my left hand out of me and slipped my thumb inside me. Then I reached down even farther and pressed my slippery fingers against my butt hole.
Nobody knew that I liked to have my butt hole played with, not even Dean. It was my secret little turn on that I didn't have the courage to tell anyone about. It was certainly doing the trick right now though. I felt the orgasm coming quickly.
I leaned back just a bit more and came. The strong ripples of pleasure tore through my body as I clamped my mouth shut and curled over the top of the table in hopes of keeping my orgasm as quiet and unnoticeable as possible.
When it was over I laid my head on the table next to my burger panting. A little smile spread across my lips as I thought about what I'd just done. After I caught my breath I sat up happily and looked around.
I felt so good. Grabbing a handful of napkins I cleaned myself up and the seat under me. I should have been embarrassed but I just giggled as I wiped away the wet spot from the plastic bench. Then not wanting to leave a wad of napkins that smelled like sex on the table I got up and almost danced over to the nearest garbage can to throw them away. After I tossed the napkins I spun around and then held my arms up to the night.
"Having fun?" Dean asked from behind me.
I turned around to see him smiling at me. For a second I wondered how long he'd been out of the bathroom. Did he catch me masturbating? Then I suddenly didn't care. What did it matter?
"An absolute blast if you really want to know. You should join me. It feels great!" I said all smiles.
"No thanks I'm not much of a dancer." Dean said his eyes all over my body.
"I meant get naked." I said laughing.
"Nooooo way," he said firmly, "that's your thing not mine. I'll just finish my burger and force myself to watch you."
"Oh yeah," I said rolling my eyes, "like that'll be such a horrible thing for you."
"Yep," he said sitting down at the table, "but I'm willing to do it for the sake of our friendship."
"You're so good to me." I said starting to move around just to feel the night air against my naked body.
After a minute or two I started to feel a little silly. I'm not much of a dancer myself and it was starting to feel like I was putting on a show for Dean. So I sat back down at the table and picked up what was left of my burger and polished it off. Dean was looking at me a little strange so I said, "What?"
"I am sort of seeing someone."
"Huh?" I asked wondering where that came from. "What exactly does sort of mean?"
"Well, we haven't gone on an actual date yet but we have been hanging out and flirting a lot."
"Dean, you just
don't understand women." Then I thought for a second, shook my head and said, "Oh fuck, Dean, you just don't understand women."
"OK, OK, I got it the first time." He said with an annoyed look on his face.
"No Dean, you really don't get it. You're out in public with your naked ex-girlfriend. By tomorrow morning the entire town is gonna know." I said looking at him like he was an idiot.