The Unwritten Rules, naked coed exhibitionists

by Ardor

  We got out of the car and walked up to the front door. It didn't feel as weird being naked on the front lawn this time but I was glad it was late enough that no one was around. I carefully tried to open the front door but when I turned the knob I found it was locked! She locked me out, naked, that bitch! I backed up and went over to the little strip of bushes in front of the house.

  "What are you doing?" Dean whispered.

  "She locked me out. There's a hide a key here though." I said whispering loudly as I looked through the bushes.

  When I found the fake rock it was hidden in I bent over to pick it up. I didn't realize the show I was giving until I felt the cool air between my legs again. I looked behind me to see Dean staring off into space and Ann glaring right up my butt looking like a tea kettle ready to boil. When she saw me looking back at her she gave me a very unhappy forced smile that made me wonder if we were still cool.

  I quickly stood up and said, "Sorry."

  "Let's just get on with this." Ann said impatiently.

  I opened the panel in the fake rock and took out the key which, thankfully, was still there. Then I went over to the front door to opened it. I stepped inside as quietly as I could and walked towards the living room.

  Three steps into the living room I saw my mother sleeping on the couch. I also saw a bottle of wine and an empty glass in her hand. Mom doesn't drink much, just a glass now and then to help her relax. When she does drink she sleeps like the dead though. I took the glass out of her hand and put it on the coffee table. Then I put the front door key next to it and scampered upstairs as fast as my bouncing boobs would let me.

  I was glad to see all my stuff waiting for me where I had left it. I grabbed my purse, my portfolio and my art supply box and headed outside. I rushed back down the stairs slowing down when I got closer to the living room so I could be extra quiet just in case.

  Once I was past Mom and out of the house I saw Ann and Dean looking at me expectantly. As I rushed down to my car I said to them, "My mom is passed out on the couch. She's had some wine so she should be pretty comatose."

  I put my stuff down in the grass and searched around in my purse for my keys.

  "Just be a little careful as you walk past her and we'll have no problem, OK?" I asked taking out my keys and hitting the unlock button on the remote.

  In the middle of the night the beep the car made sounded like a blast horn. I winced as it echoed through the neighborhood but I was in to much of a rush to stop and worry about it. I opened the trunk, then tossed my things in the back and said, "Put the large boxes on the back seat and anything else in the trunk."

  Then leaving the car open I walked quickly back towards the house with Ann and Dean following behind me. I was moving so fast my boobs were out of control. I almost reached up for them but quickly remembered the look on Ann's face when she saw me bent over. I had no idea how she'd react to me holding my own boobs in front of Dean. So as much as I didn't want to I slowed down enough to keep everything in place.

  Ann didn't see me until to late though and she bashed right into me. Her foot got hooked around mine somehow and she started to fall over. Her right arm curled around my body and grabbed onto my belly. Her left hand landed right on my left tit. As soon as she was stable she let go of me like I was on fire but I could still feel where her body had pressed up against mine. I could still feel her hand on my breast and the way she had squeezed it. We looked at each other awkwardly for a second until she said, "Sorry."

  "Don't worry about it, let's go." I said to her and then turned to go back in the house.

  We carefully walked past Mom and got up to my room. I pointed out the pile of stuff that needed to go to the car and we all grabbed what we could. In about three trips it was all in the car ready to go. I snuck back up for one last look before I left. I grabbed a few personal things. Sentimental stuff that I hadn't thought about until I realized I might not be coming back here for a long time, or ever again, if Mom didn't change her attitude. Then I want downstairs and was about to sneak out of the house when I took one last look at Mom.

  She was a mess. I knew she had only gotten that way because of how much she cared about me. I couldn't just ignore the way she acted but she's still my mom and I love her. I put my stuff down quietly and found a piece of paper and a pen. Then I wrote her a note:

  You're wrong about Blanke Schande Mom, and you were way out of line talking to me like that. Don't worry about me I'll be fine.

  Love,

  Joanie

  I stuck the note underneath the wine bottle, put the front door key on top of it and, after one last look at Mom, I picked up my stuff and walked out the front door. As I was closing the door I tried not to think about never coming back. I tried not to think about never speaking to my mom again. I tried to focus on what was ahead.

  When I turned around I saw Ann and Dean looking at me as if to ask what was next. I walked towards my car and said, "Thanks a lot guys I really appreciate your help."

  Then I stuck the last of my stuff in the open boxes or whatever space I could find in the back seat of my car. I was dimly aware that my ass was sticking out of the car door. I'm sure Ann and Dean got another eyeful but at this point I didn't care.

  I put my stuff away and then closed the back door. Then I went around to the trunk and looked over everything. It all seemed there and in place. I closed the trunk and looked at Ann and Dean again. I was feeling sad and sentimental and while I wanted to hug my mother goodbye all I had was my ex-boyfriend and his bitchy new girlfriend.

  "Ann," I said feeling myself tear up, "I know you hate me but I never meant you any harm. I really wish you and Dean the best."

  Then I threw my arms around her and hugged her. I felt her tense up but I honestly didn't care. She relaxed a little bit and then patted my back mechanically. Hugging someone while naked is a whole new experience. While I wasn't all that thrilled with Ann as a person I have to admit her body felt good up against mine.

  Every bit of her pressed up against me in a way I never would have felt if I was dressed. I liked hugging people naked and I couldn't help wonder what it would feel like if the other person was naked too. I pulled away from Ann and went up to Dean. I gave him a sad smile and then threw my arms around him too.

  He felt good, of course part of that was I knew that I was probably pissing off Ann. I needed the comfort right now and besides they probably never would have gotten together if it wasn't for me. So she didn't have anything to bitch about. Besides I'd be gone soon and they won't have to deal with me ever again.

  I smiled at Dean as I pulled away from him because I felt him grow hard against me. I wondered if Ann would notice. I was about to say a final good bye to the two of them when I heard my name from across the street.

  "Joan?" A male voice asked in total disbelief.

  I turned and saw Mr. Rafferty from across the street walking my way.

  "Mr. Rafferty, what are you doing up?" I asked caught off guard and fighting the urge to cover myself.

  "I have an early flight for a business meeting in Texas. What the heck are you doing standing stark naked in the middle of the street?"

  Mr. Rafferty was about forty-five or so and had known me since I was about ten. Right now I wished he hadn't asked that question so loudly. It sounded like he was trying to wake the entire neighborhood. I heard a sound behind me and I couldn't be sure but I almost swear it was Ann laughing under her breath.

  "I'm, sort of a nudist now." I said nervously.

  By now he had walked up to us and was looking me up and down. I wanted to die. I wanted to run and hide but I just couldn't get myself to move.

  "And what exactly does your Mother think about this?" He asked with a disapproving scowl.

  "She's not happy about it sir. In fact we had a terrible fight about it." I said in a meek little voice.

  "I'm sure she's not. Are you going to be running around the neighborhood like this from now on?" He asked with what I thought was a hint of
a smile.

  "N-no sir, I'm leaving for college right now."

  "This school won't mind you being naked?" He asked in disbelief.

  "No sir, it's part of their philosophy." I replied quietly.

  "Everyone goes to this school naked?" He asked with a surprised look.

  "Just the women." Ann added eagerly.

  I scowled at her out of the corner of my eye but I doubt she saw me.

  "What an interesting idea." He said with a little smile that he quickly hid.

  "It really is a very good school sir." I said trying to redeem myself in his eyes.

  "I'm sure it is. I wish I had known about it back in my college days." He said his eyes glancing at my body and then back to my face. "Yes, well, enjoy yourself at school Joan but not to much." He said smiling. "I've got a plane to catch."

  "Yes sir." I said annoyed at what he seemed to be implying but then I thought quickly and asked, "Mr. Rafferty could I ask a favor?"

  "Sure honey, what?" He said with a bit of a leer.

  "My mom was so upset and I'm worried about her. Could you ask Mrs. Rafferty to check in on her later today?"

  The look on his face changed completely and I saw he felt bad. Our families had known each other for at least eight years.

  "As soon as I land I'll call my wife and ask her to look in on your mom." He said with a fatherly smile.

  "Thank you sir." I said feeling a little better.

  "No problem, now I have to get going or I'll miss my plane. You take car of yourself young lady." He said as he walked towards his car.

  "I will sir."

  As Mr. Rafferty drove off I turned to look back at Ann and Dean.

  "OK, thanks again guys but I gotta get going." I said heading for the driver's side of my car.

  "You're not taking clothes with you?" Dean asked.

  I shrugged at him feeling my boobs bounce and said, "What for? I can't wear them at school. Besides I'm trying to make a point to my mom. I want her to know I took nothing with me but the things I’d need for school."

  "What are you going to do when you need gas?" Ann asked surprising me with her concern.

  "What if there's an emergency or something and your car dies or you get a flat halfway there?" Dean asked.

  "New tires and I had the car checked out before I left for Paris. She's in good shape." I said getting into the car.

  Dean stopped me before I could close the door and said, "Seriously Joan, you can't, not without something for an emergency."

  "I'm not going back in that house and I've got to go." I said with a shrug like there was nothing I could do about it.

  "Here," Ann said impatiently, "just take this."

  Then she pulled the T-shirt over her head and threw it at me.

  I smiled and put it on the seat next to me. Ann looked pretty good in her bikini. I wondered if I could get her out of it.

  "How about the bikini?" I asked.

  Ann looked at me like I was crazy. I just smiled at her as if to say I knew I was braver then you. Then I shook my shoulders just enough to make my tits jiggle. Dean's eyes were drawn to the movement but he quickly looked away when he realized what he did.

  "Fine!" Ann said like she'd accepted a challenge.

  She pulled the top right off her body and threw it in my face. Then she pushed down the bottoms and did the same. Smiling I tossed the top on the seat by her T-shirt, closed the car door, started the engine and rolled down the window. As I pulled away I waved her bottoms out the window and said, "Thanks for the going away present, enjoy Dean!"

  Then I honked the horn twice and left them behind me. I laughed as I heard Ann scream and saw her run towards Dean's car in my rear view mirror.

  Chapter 6

  OK, I probably shouldn't have done that to Ann. That was a real crappy move she pulled back there with Mr. Rafferty though and pay back's a bitch. Besides it's not like I left her stranded naked on the beach. She's with Dean who'll take good care of her.

  It had been a few months since I'd been in this car so it didn't surprise me when I looked at the gas gauge and saw it was only half full. If I filled up here that would mean I'd probably only have to stop once more for gas before I got to school. I thought over my options and decided that, even thought I didn’t want to, I should probably hit the ATM and then the gas station before leaving town.

  I headed towards the bank first. As I drove I looked over at Ann's clothes. I wasn't interested in the bikini top but should I put on the bottoms and the T-shirt when I got out of the car?

  There'd be no one by the ATM this time of night. There would be a security cam, but how much did I care about that? I wonder if they would even look at the tape if there wasn't a reason to. The idea that there would be a naked video of me that no one knew existed was kind of a turn on. As I pulled into the bank parking lot I decided that I'd withdraw my money naked!

  I parked as close to the ATM as I could and then got out of the car with nothing but my wallet. The parking lot was deserted but very well lit. The ATM was also well lit. Probably for security reasons. That also meant that while I was standing there my well lit butt would be easy to see from the street. It would also probably be easy to video tape too. Oh well, to late to worry about that now.

  I stepped up to the ATM and with nervous hands fumbled around in my wallet for my card. When I finally found it I stuck it in the slot and then the machine asked for my pin. As I punched in my pin number and took out my money I wondered where the cameras would be.

  I knew there was probably one in the ATM machine so it probably got my face and my boobs. The silly joke I made earlier about my boobs hitting prime time came back to me and I laughed. Well, this wasn't prime time but it might be for posterity. I shrugged making them jiggle and thought maybe I was making some bored security guard's day. I took my money, gave my boobs a real shake and then ran back to the car giggling.

  Now it was off to the gas station. There was one on the way to the highway. It was one of those all night places with a mini mart inside. I could pay at the pump or I could go inside and pay.

  Could I get myself to go into the well lit mini mart naked? Was that even a good idea? There would probably be some sleazy looser behind the counter but I didn't know that for sure. I decided to drive by and try to look in before I pulled up to the pump. If it looked safe then I'd decide what I wanted to do.

  All to quickly I drove into the gas station. My heart was pounding like a base drum as I drove in front of the big glass window that made up the front of the mini mart. I could easily see the guy sitting behind the counter. He was either board out of his mind or sleeping. He looked like a fairly normal guy around my age. I looked over at the bikini and decided to check him out.

  After putting on the bikini I left my car in front of the mini mart and walked inside. The minute I opened the door a loud bell went ding dong and the guy looked up at me. His eyes widened and he shook his head as I came towards him.

  "Can I help you Miss?" He asked stunned.

  He called me Miss. That's polite and shows manors. Maybe all guys aren't as bad as my mom thinks.

  "I bet you don't get many girls in bikinis this time of night." I asked him.

  "No Ma'am." He said shaking his head and smiling at me.

  "You're polite, I like that," I said smiling at him, "but are you honest and trust worthy."

  "Huh?" He asked confused.

  "If you gave your word could I trust you to keep it?"

  "Yes Ma'am." He said proudly.

  "Really?" I asked with an unsure look on my face. "Answer this question honestly and maybe I'll believe you."

  "OK what's your question?" He said preparing himself for my worst.

  "How often do you jerk off?"

  He looked at me blankly for a second and then looked away.

  "I need an answer Bobby." I said reading his name tag.

  He looked at me blushing and said, "A few times a week."

  I searched his eyes for a second and the
n said, "I believe you Bobby and now I'm gonna tell you what your honesty has won you after you make me one little promise."

  "What's that?" He asked like he thought I was stringing him along.

  "Relax it'll all be worth your wild, that is, if seeing me naked is something that you think is worth your wild."

  "Excuse me?" He asked like he didn't believe what I said.

  "I'm a nudist Bobby. The only reason I'm even wearing this bikini in the first place is because of you. I drove in naked and if you're a gentleman and I can trust you not to touch me I'll pump my gas, pay for it and drive out of here naked. Are you a gentleman Bobby? Can I trust you?"